Barcrafting alpha male style

[z0sa]

I usually start a barcraft off with round house kicks for every dude's face followed by shotgunning 19 budweisers in a row. Then before the games begin I take every legal age female to the main office and reveal why I'm known for my "macro." Of course, only a handful of women truly experience this pleasure because I take about as long to finish as a mech into battlecruisers TvT. Cocaine is usually involved at this point to speed things up. Finally Tastosis comes on (the only casters I've left alive besides Day[9], who now keeps a running commentary of my life known as a "Daily Mouse") while I'm cutting lines on some hottie's tramp stamp, signalling it's time for some intense SC2 action. I let the chicks continue the orgy while I applaud whoever the leading Terrans are and chug from multiple Goose and SoCo bottles.

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/6758256678 I expect to be banned again soon :lol

thanks BUMP for the inspiration

[lefty]

:td

[ElNono]

:lmao

[TE]

:td:td

[baseline bum]

I can't decide if I should request the prayer or not.

http://i.imgur.com/bQW7d.png

[z0sa]

:lmao you should tbh

I bet you'll actually get some prayers tonight

[ElNono]

I can't decide if I should request the prayer or not.

http://i.imgur.com/bQW7d.png

:lmao

[Wild Cobra]

Another wanna-be alpha thread?

[Venti Quattro]

I can't decide if I should request the prayer or not.

http://i.imgur.com/bQW7d.png

Baseline bum with a fadeaway tomahawk jam! :lmao

[baseline bum]

As an alpha male, nothing gets my neocon needle-dick erect like being a rightwing nutjob. First I go out and track down all the welfare bitches on facebook so I can spay them with my Bowie knife. Then I take my rifle to the border and start shooting people, women and children too. After that it's off to the welfare office to pick up my mom's county check while beating down all the dirty black people in line. As a rule I don't like black people, and don't want to be paying for their bottles of malt liquor and trips to KFC. Finally I unshackle my black girlfriend to let her out to piss and run around a bit, as a true alpha knows when to put away the whip and play the compassionate overseer.

[resistanze]

bb on fiyah this week :lol

[lefty]

BB :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol

[z0sa]

As an alpha male, nothing gets my neocon needle-dick erect like being a rightwing nutjob. First I go out and track down all the welfare bitches on facebook so I can spay them with my Bowie knife. Then I take my rifle to the border and start shooting people, women and children too. After that it's off to the welfare office to pick up my mom's county check while beating down all the dirty black people in line. As a rule I don't like black people, and don't want to be paying for their bottles of malt liquor and trips to KFC. Finally I unshackle my black girlfriend to let her out to piss and run around a bit, as a true alpha knows when to put away the whip and play the compassionate overseer.

I'm assuming WC inspired this :rollin

[symple19]

BB Gold :lmao