Just hand us the LOBT...

[ElNono]

Spurs Sign Eddy Curry (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203727)


:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

[whitemamba]

http://www.jonathanhoodshow.com/wp-content/uploads/eddy.curry_-300x260.jpg
fattttyyyy

[jeebus]

He's in shape, brah

http://imageshack.us/a/img827/552/fattycurry.jpg

[Jeff Van Gundy]

:lmao the answer to Dwight Howard

[ElNono]

Dwight will be scared, tbh... he'll be afraid Eddy is going to eat him...

[Juggity]

Maybe he'll be a late bloomer like Tyson :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao will perfectly blend in with the Bean population

[The Gemini Method]

So I shouldn't have switched to Time Warner to get the Lakers' channel then? Since, you know, the Spurs are taking it with Curry? I'm bummed...

[lefty]

Spurs :lmao

[z0sa]

Dwight who niggaz

[Bynumite]

The spurs 3 headed fat beast is complete: Blair, Diaw, Curry... nba fucked :lol

[ElNono]

Eddy: 1

Dwight: 0

Just sayin'...

[Juggity]

Eddy: 1

Dwight: 0

Just sayin'...

Did he play any minutes in the playoffs last season? I can't remember seeing him

[ElNono]

Did he play any minutes in the playoffs last season? I can't remember seeing him

I have no idea, tbh :lol

[NRHector]

Dwight will be scared, tbh... he'll be afraid Eddy is going to eat him...

:rollin

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Large Order of Bacon Tacos?

[benefactor]

Large Order of Bacon Tacos?
Heavy on the chipotle sour cream.

[LkrFan]

Dwight will be scared, tbh... he'll be afraid Eddy is going to eat him...

:lmao

[ace3g]

http://media.kens5.com/images/Spurs_Media_Day_2012-10-01+(1).JPG

[jeebus]

http://media.kens5.com/images/Spurs_Media_Day_2012-10-01+(1).JPG

Thinner but he's still a fat fuck. Though, might be thinner than Lamar

[racm]

NBA Champion, tbh...

Also number 52? So does that mean he's twice as better as the Admiral? :stirpot:

[DAF86]

NBA Champion, tbh...

Also number 52? So does that mean he's twice as better as the Admiral? :stirpot:

Math wasn't your favorite subject as a child, wasn't it?

[ElNono]

Math wasn't your favorite subject as a child, wasn't it?

"New age" Spursfan, tbh

[benefactor]

Math wasn't your favorite subject as a child, wasn't it?
Or English.

[whitemamba]

sounds like texas needs to start funding education some more tbh..

[LkrFan]

Math wasn't your favorite subject as a child, wasn't it?


UTSA graduate? :lol

[jeebus]

UTSA graduate? :lol
:cry fantastic engineering department :cry

[Clipper Nation]

Eddy: 1

Dwight: 0

Just sayin'...
Also...

Ronny Turiaf: 1

Dwight: 0

:downspin:

[LkrFan]

Also...

Ronny Turiaf: 1

CP3: 0

:downspin:

;)

[DMC]

He got Lebron his first ring. Big body, Pop will use him to hold down the other end of the bench opposite Whatanig.

[LkrFan]

http://fattylane.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/weird-people-fat-guy-eating-huge-ha.jpg

"What-a-BURGER!" :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

NBA Champion, tbh...

Also number 52? So does that mean he's twice as better as the Admiral? :stirpot:
:lol Texas educational system
:lol Rick Perry

[Ace]

Pittman contributed more than this guy :lol

[Ace]

Did he play any minutes in the playoffs last season? I can't remember seeing him
No :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

D:lolxter Shitm:loln > Curry :lol

[Latarian Milton]

dude lost alot of weight the past several years and is in much better shape now than the NY version, though he didn't contribute alot to our championship run he'd still be the #2 or #3 best big on spurs squad behind duncan and maybe blair tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

Spurs Sign Eddy Curry (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203727)


:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:


You have to ask either the Heat or Mavs to hand over that coveted LGBT award :lol

Fact is Eddie Curry will fit right in with the Spurs culture of tongue rings and tramp stamps..it should be a seamless transition tbh :lmao

Pop sure knows how to pick em :lmao

and thanks for reminding me of this Kori Ellis :p:



Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him.




The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."



Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.




Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/item_Suy2rBfy0pSmFKc62MVXmN

[cheguevara]

no wonder Blair and Diaw rushed into Spurs facility screaming "were dat indian food at?????"

[whitemamba]

http://fattylane.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/weird-people-fat-guy-eating-huge-ha.jpg

"What-a-BURGER!" :lol

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol they cut his ass :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

:lol they cut his ass :lol

And gravy came out.

[ElNono]

unstaaaaaaaccckkkeeeddd, tbh

[benefactor]

Meltdown upstairs is even better than I thought it would be.

[jeebus]

Especially with the latest signing :lol

[racm]

Meltdown upstairs is even better than I thought it would be. Worse than Chernobyl, tbh

[benefactor]

I just read the latest move that the team made and the thread title sums up what I currently feel about the team/FO . We're gonna have the same big man rotation that we had a 1-3 years back. I'm glad with the team's midseason acquisition of Diaw last season but I'm so tired of Pop and/or the FO relying on the team's other "bigs" which have been on the team for more than 2 years. Blair? We all know that he's too small to play the "BIG MAN" position and he hasn't developed a consistent, reliable jumpshot. And Bonner? WTFFFFFF!!! I don't care if he spreads the floor but the FO must realize that NBA Champion>Regular Season Champs. He's a choker!!! When defenders close out on him, which is expected in the playoffs, his shots can't find the bottom of the net. Amnesty the winter Bonner (forgot the exact joke on him) for God's sake. He is wasting Tim and Manu's remaining years. As for Splitter, there are things that he does on the floor that will satisfy you - pick&roll offense, acceptable defense, mobility, etc. - but his softness and injury proneness is getting on my nerves. More criticism of Splitter is that he hasn't bulked up that will enable him to bang bodies against opposing bigs. He still skinny in what I've seen.

I was into the Eddy Curry signing and was hoping that he could get at least 10 mpg. I was confident that, despite the limited playing time, he could contribute to the team offensively and then with more time with the team, he could bring himself to be able to contribute defensively. But now he's gone and now, I'm extremely disappointed. "Baby come back!" Wished that Spurs call him and give him another opportunity. You may say that I'm obsessed with Curry but it is just that I am so high on what he could have contributed to the team - post offense, body to put on Howard, the height to distract opposing team drives/layups. He's gone now, I just hope the Spurs have something up sleeves that will address the team's most pressing concern.

[HeatChamps]

Oops. You meant to put this under the Heat forum. Better fix that.

[baseline bum]

:cry Time to go stuff my face with spurritos in the traditional San Antonio way of grief management. :cry

[benefactor]

“Eddy had a really good camp,” Duncan said. “I thought he did a really good job. He played well. It was just kind of situational that we couldn’t keep him.”
:lol Duncan salting gnsfs wound