Monday Night Football - The 'Boys vs. Da Bears - 10/1/12

[Dex]

Which Romo will show up tonight?

[DPG21920]

I think the better question is which Cutler shows up. That D-Line might murk Cutler if the o-line keeps sucking.

[benefactor]

Battle of the shit offensive lines. Least shitty wins.

[Dex]

I'll be taking shots for every penalty on the offensive line.

It was nice knowing all of you.

[benefactor]

Both teams? You will be dead before the end of the first.

[symple19]

lol cowgirls

[Riddler]

Cowboys take this one.

[Riddler]

I say Romo makes it out on crutches. Cutler makes it out in a bodybag.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I need Marshall to have the game of his life...I'm down by 36.5 in my ESPN league with Marshall and Gould left:lol

In the ST league I'm up by 31 and Linc has Dez Bryant left

[benefactor]

:lol ESPN pimping the game as a defensive battle. Just a nice way of saying both Olines suck balls.

[Pelicans78]

I got Cowboys.

[benefactor]

What the fuck is Gruden talking about?

[DPG21920]

Gruden is a man who loves his job :lol

[DPG21920]

Miles gon' go HAM

[DPG21920]

benefactor Can we start live threads or is that only something mods can do?

[benefactor]

It's only mods. Perhaps timvp will grace us with his presence and make this one live.

[symple19]

crofl Romo

[Dex]

I looked for the option but couldn't find it. Think it is mods only....hopefully they'll fix that.

[benefactor]

They can convert it. He did it with the media thread today.

[benefactor]

I'll go ahead and tag Kori Ellis too. Whichever one gets online first can hook us up.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

rofl Forte's value continues to plummet

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Cutler looks like he's baked

[benefactor]

lol Bears lineman

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

GEICO is the worst thing to ever happen to the human race.

[benefactor]

I met Urlacher once. Thought he'd be bigger.

[symple19]

Dez Bryant sucks

[benefactor]

What was Dez doing there?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

One quarter down, 0 points for Dez:lol

Dude is the biggest fantasy tease

[DPG21920]

Dez has the speed of Moss, the strength of Megatron and the hands of a prime Jerry Rice.

[symple19]

I wish 90210 was here.

[Findog's Ex Fiancee]

:lol Dez Bryant thinking about which female family member he's going to smack after the game, instead of focusing on catching balls, tbh..

[symple19]

Cutler might die in this game

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

fuckkkkkkk. Stop giving him 10 yards of space

[DAF86]

lol Romo

[benefactor]

Nice throw Romo.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

lol Romo

[symple19]

Cutler looking like he has a noodle for an arm on that throw

[symple19]

Good ole' John Gruden... As hyperbolic as ever... Every single player on the field is great, tremendous, explosive, incredible, amazing blah blah blah

[symple19]

John Gruden just said, "he's got that Cowboy work ethic that this team is known for" :lmao

[Dex]

Holy shit, this game is boring.

[Drachen]

I needed 37.5 from austin. Looks like I am well on my way. /s

[DAF86]

:lmao Romo, what the fuck was that?

[symple19]

ROMO


ROFL

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

lol can we get a December Romo appearance?

[Dex]

Nice shot, Romo.

[benefactor]

:lol Romo

[symple19]

Dez Bryant sucks

[Dex]

At least Witten remembered how to catch a goddamn football.

[DPG21920]

Romo with a damn impressive drive.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

anybody but Dez here

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Watch Hester return the kick right now:lol

[Drachen]

ok, in the second half I need 2 TDs and 160 yards for austin

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You're down by 22, Linc

[Lincoln]

Good win this week

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You still have a chance...I'm still thinking they'll credit RG3 with that TD. They may also give Benson that fumble instead of Harrell (although it was clearly Harrell's fault). All hope is not lost...I'd like Dez to stay under 20 pts to be safe, though

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

dets close...

[Ditty]

lol more Bears fans then Cowboy fans

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

LnGrrrR, you need to hold on and beat finfan.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

FUCKFUCKFUCK

[symple19]

ROMO






ROFL

[Lincoln]

What happened?

[ace3g]

cowboys get the ball back

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

you're only down 16, and cowboys have ball at CHI 30

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Ball tipped from Olgetree's hands and it was intercepted.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Romo:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DAF86]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Jeff Van Gundy]

WTF?
:lmao Romo

[ace3g]

lol

[Pelicans78]

LOL

[symple19]

:lmao :lmao

[HI-FI]

:rollinHomo ftw

[symple19]

:lmao :lmao

ROMO





ROFL

[Riddler]

Funniest LOL moment ever

[Brazil]

:lmao Romo

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao @ the Cowboys. What a failure of a team that is.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Fuck, are you kidding me.

[DAF86]

Vick 3-1 , Cowboys 1-3. Life is good.

[Brazil]

:lmao that was some funny shit

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Vick 3-1 , Cowboys 1-3. Life is good.
2-2 fwiw fucktard

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Vick 3-1 , Cowboys 1-3. Life is good.
What?

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol What a shitty night this is for 90210. First his Cowboys are getting their shit pushed in, and now his Rangers are going to lose the division to Oakland.

[Findog's Ex Fiancee]

:lol Romo has dimwitted receivers and a perennially shitty offensive line, but how does he always have a secure starting QB spot, tbh?..

[Darth_Pelican]

As a Saints season ticket holder, it's been a pretty rough and depressing season, but I can always count on watching Tony Romo to remind me how much worse things could be.

[DPG21920]

Vick 3-1 , Cowboys 1-3. Life is good.

Your life must suck because the Cowboys would only be 2-2.

[DAF86]

2-2 fwiw fucktard


What?


Your life must suck because the Cowboys would only be 2-2.

:lol Cowboys

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

:lolwere they just playing Sister Christian between plays over the PA?

[DAF86]

Romo wishes he was a black QB.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Miles was wide open...Romo can't miss that throw

[Pelicans78]

:lolwere they just playing Sister Christian between plays over the PA?

:lol

[DAF86]

Knee was down.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Sleepy is throwin darts tonight

[Death In June]

Bring back the replacement refs.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Dez Bryant sucks ass. Can't even catch the easiest thrown ball tonight

[Libri]

Bryant :bang

[symple19]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-z90a-dtI

[Jeff Van Gundy]

:lmao :lmao
What a shitty performance by Romo.
:lmao :lmao

[DAF86]

Hat trick, sign that ball and let Romo have it.

[symple19]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

lol

[Libri]

thank you Romo :rolleyes

[symple19]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DAF86]

Cowboys are making Tim Duncan happy.

[Brazil]

:lmao cowboys defense... really ?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

holy shit i just took the lead in my espn league on that TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo!

[DAF86]

I'm not even enjoying it right now.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

156 to 154.7:smokin

[Jeff Van Gundy]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
Way to go out with a bang Romo

[DAF86]

Ok, I lied.

[symple19]

ROMO





ROFL


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Romo just doesn't want to play anymore :lol

[symple19]

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

[symple19]

Marshall got me 27 points and I'm still down by 13 :lol

[Libri]

Staubach is rolling over in his grave.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

no dez here

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

haha nice...fuck u dez

[DontStopBelieving]

FUCK YOU ROMO. Made me lose :(

[BUMP]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564917_10151083472746662_838050200_n.jpg

[symple19]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564917_10151083472746662_838050200_n.jpg

:lmao

[benefactor]

Damn...I dozed off at halftime and I wake up to this? Holy shit what happened?

[Riddler]

Romo happened. It was beautiful

[symple19]

Damn...I dozed off at halftime and I wake up to this? Holy shit what happened?

You only missed one of the most miserable Romo performances ever...and that's saying something

[symple19]

and it was as awesome as it gets...the Joker is spot on

[symple19]

:lmoa riddler, whatever

[Trill Clinton]

hopefully this is the last year of Romo. we can't tolerate players who aren't about the team. we can't make decisions that cost the team and come off to the sidelines nonchalant.

i'd rather cheer for them with Orton and lose every game. we cant win with romo, can't coach with garrett...can't do it.

[benefactor]

Watching the replay on the post game now. Wow...just wow.

[TE]

meh, this is why I don't get too excited for football season. I could pull a bandwagon shtick like a lot of people do here but eh whatever.


Oh, and fuck you Dez, you waste of fucking talent.

[BUMP]

hopefully this is the last year of Romo. we can't tolerate players who aren't about the team. we can't make decisions that cost the team and come off to the sidelines nonchalant.

i'd rather cheer for them with Orton and lose every game. we cant win with romo, can't coach with garrett...can't do it.

they should sign a black QB tbh imho

[Jeff Van Gundy]

they should sign a black QB tbh imho
Where's Quincy Carter when you need him tbh?

[Trill Clinton]

they should sign a black QB tbh imho

depends on the black qb. all the good ones are snatched up. might as well tank and get Geno Smith.

[DAF86]

VY would be piling up those W's for the boys.

[HI-FI]

they should sign a black QB tbh imho
they should start patroling the crackhouses looking for Quincy Carter.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

BUMP

[xellos88330]

Now that had to be embarassing.

[djohn2oo8]

Hope the Texans can rep Texas better next Monday.

[Girasuck]

Nothing beats eating free food with a bunch of Cowboys fans. If every night could be like this...

[leemajors]

Would Garrett have kept his job this long with any other team? This team is consistently never ready to play.

[George Gervin's Afro]

hey but they are 10-10 over their last 20!

[leemajors]

I just seriously wonder how badly this team has to perform before the leader of Jerry's kids takes any sort of blame or takes responsibility for his obvious inability to motivate his team.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I fell asleep when romo threw his 4th interception and woke up when he threw his 5th :(

[George Gervin's Afro]

I have been a lifelong Cowboy fan and will never support another NFL team ..... I ask, is anyone surprised? I never post in any of the Cowboy threads because right now this organization is mediocre.. their record says who they are... I am no longer disillusioned rather I have accepted on what they have become. Call it apathy ... I no longer hold high hopes for the Cowboys year in and year out.. my only hope is they are in playoff contention at the end of season so at least the remaining games matter.. within the next 4 weeks the boys will be 2-5 and out of the playoff picture..although you could legitimately ask if they ever were in the playoff picture..

[gaKNOW!blee]

Of course I lost by 1 point cause miles Austin had to get that last catch.

[JudynTX]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....look who's sitting alone in 1st Place. :toast

[bus driver]

Oh, and fuck you Dez, you waste of fucking talent.


JJ should get his money back, this POS gets paid to catch a football and he cant even do that :bang

[Dex]

I got so bored with this game that I actually started cleaning. Just sad.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Romo
:lol White quarterbacks

[jag]

Romo is trying to do too much. He was forcing the ball into tight spaces because the Cowboys were playing catch up. I have a tough time piling this on Romo with the way his receivers were running routes (Ogletree, Dez and Austin) and some of JG's questionable playcalling.

I can't really blame Romo, JG, Dez, etc. I won't even blame their sorry ass attitudes. There's a culture problem with the franchise and it comes from Jerry.

[leemajors]

so you mean there may be an issue with calling dives behind the worst part of the oline?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Romo
:lol Hispanic quarterbacks

fify

[The Gemini Method]

Whoa this green is making me feel ill

Think Romo threw another INT...

[Bill_Brasky]

Romo is trying to do too much. He was forcing the ball into tight spaces because the Cowboys were playing catch up. I have a tough time piling this on Romo with the way his receivers were running routes (Ogletree, Dez and Austin) and some of JG's questionable playcalling.

I can't really blame Romo, JG, Dez, etc. I won't even blame their sorry ass attitudes. There's a culture problem with the franchise and it comes from Jerry.

Yup...Jason Garrett is a shitty fucking coach, Wade did his best when he was here but ultimately he disagreed with Jerry too much, which got him axed. Now we have this pathetic squad of yes men running around(minus Rob Ryan) not holding anyone accountable and worrying more about making Jerry happy than playing good football.

Bad times.

[jag]

Yup...Jason Garrett is a shitty fucking coach, Wade did his best when he was here but ultimately he disagreed with Jerry too much, which got him axed. Now we have this pathetic squad of yes men running around(minus Rob Ryan) not holding anyone accountable and worrying more about making Jerry happy than playing good football.

Bad times.

Romo doesn't have the temperament or the leadership ability to overcome the f'd up culture and managerial issues they have in Dallas. He's capable of being a vocal leader, but it's not really who he is. It's not in his comfort zone. But that's not news to anyone; Romo has always been that way. The way to offset that is to bring in a coach with a strong personality who will light a fire under the players (offense) and hold them accountable. The Cowboys didn't have a strong, vocal leader on defense, so Jerry brought in Rob Ryan and he completely changed the culture of the defense. Jerry was probably ok with doing that because he can still tinker with the offense and he knows Garrett is his bitch.

Romo has the talent to take the Cowboys to the SB, but he needs the right coach. Parcells was that guy. But Jerry didn't want someone who disagreed with him about how to build and run the offense.

[clambake]

that play where romo takes the snap, pump fakes and hands off to the running back?............

what is that "shit play" called?

[leemajors]

not sure but everyone caught onto that a few years ago along with the rest of Garrett's gimmicks.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

It's funny watching Tony Romo fail...I wish it wasn't, but that's life

[BUMP]

I have been a lifelong Cowboy fan and will never support another NFL team ..... I ask, is anyone surprised? I never post in any of the Cowboy threads because right now this organization is mediocre.. their record says who they are... I am no longer disillusioned rather I have accepted on what they have become. Call it apathy ... I no longer hold high hopes for the Cowboys year in and year out.. my only hope is they are in playoff contention at the end of season so at least the remaining games matter.. within the next 4 weeks the boys will be 2-5 and out of the playoff picture..although you could legitimately ask if they ever were in the playoff picture..

The Cowboys have been the exact same team since they choked against the Giants in 2007.

[shyne]

same old bullshit story, bunch of underachieving bums that Jerry Jones handpicked.

[Trainwreck2100]

that play where romo takes the snap, pump fakes and hands off to the running back?............

what is that "shit play" called?
a draw