Texas vs. West Virginia sponsored by Coach Klein and Bobby Boucher

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Tackling fuel will be needed to win.

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Well that's a shitty start.

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I'm going drink every time they miss a tackle. That way I will be too drunk to care by halftime.

[ColinB]

Too easy.

[ColinB]

Also, I should be at this game but I'm sick as hell. Bummed.

[jeebus]

I'm going drink every time they miss a tackle. That way I will be too drunk to care by halftime.

drunk by halftime? you'll need a new liver at halftime.

[benefactor]

Yeah...I wish I could be there. After going to the opener I can't wait to get to another one.

[benefactor]

drunk by halftime? you'll need a new liver at halftime.
Probably right. Will do every other tackle. If things get too bad I'll move to every third.

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On the bright side of things Ash should have yet another career day.

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I love this kid Johnson. Gonna be a stud.

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Looks like this game will be just as advertised. Glad I caught a nap during Florida/LSU.

[ColinB]

Fera's XP looked terrible. Hope he is ready.

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Fucking awful.

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Fera's XP looked terrible. Hope he is ready.
Yeah...I hope they are not pushing him back into the lineup too soon. I know they have kicking issues but it won't help if he misses more time getting injured worse.

[ColinB]

Great stop.

[benefactor]

Surprising move there. Heisman trophy candidate for a QB and you don't go for it? Questionable call.

[DMX7]

I am shocked that they didn't go for it with that horrible FG kicker. No way this Texas defense would have stopped them from picking up 1 1/2 yards.

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I know the offense has been good at converting 4th downs but you have to play field position there. Can't keep giving Geno Smith a short field.

[ColinB]

Would have had it anyway with our kicking coverage. Probably better field position.

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Not enough evidence to overturn tbh.

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Diaz really dialing up the pressure.

[symple19]

too many good games on right now...It's not fair

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lmao timeout. They had the stop.

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too many good games on right now...It's not fair
I know. What's happening with UGA/SC?

[jeebus]

M:lolck Br:lmaown

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So we go from stop to a TD. Fucking hell.

[ColinB]

Hate whatever defensive scheme Diaz had set up there. Looked like they were trying to stop a 4th and 10.

[symple19]

I know. What's happening with UGA/SC?

Murder is what's happening. 21-0 USCe.. Columbia is rocking

[symple19]

Big ramifications for the winner of this game since you'll have two SEC teams dropping after losses... LSU and looks like it'll be UGA if things stay the same

Hard to argue that the victor here isn't a solid top 10/top 8 team, regardless of questions about their respective defenses

[symple19]

Fuck is Geno throwing to, lol

[benefactor]

Good lord this defense sucks ass.

[symple19]

Haven't seen WVU yet this year and so far I'm really impressed with their O-line. Haven't seen anyone dominate the potent UT defensive front like this before

[symple19]

WOW... way too easy

[benefactor]

I know they live by the run but it's time to air it out. Gotta score some damn points.

[leemajors]

hopefully this isn't the point where everyone figured out manny diaz a la jason garrett

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Much needed big play.

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He's hurt bad. Shit.

[TFloss32]

The D looks like children.

[Bloeddyr10]

I'm not sitting up at 2:08 AM to watch this... Come on!

[ColinB]

Tough break. Can't blame Goodwin though.

[benefactor]

This is going to be ugly. Glad I have plenty of beer.

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Looks likes Texas is going to get a do over after the fumble. Have to get 7 here.

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There goes det freshman.

[symple19]

this game is gonna be near 100 points combined, lol

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Squibb kick. Good call.

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Texas only good LB.

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Defense looks pissed off.

[ColinB]

Hell yes!!

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Sheeeetttt

[symple19]

LOL Geno

hahaha, this game is gonna be nuts

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I take back everything I said about Diaz.

[Trainwreck2100]

not a td

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1st and goal. Doesn't matter.

[TFloss32]

I like Texas to at least slow them down if Manny lets his athletes cover instead of blitzing so much.

[IronMexican]

Chanell?

[benefactor]

Wow...gave it to them.

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Chanell?
Fox

[Blake]

lol dancing fools.

They'll look extra stupid if WV gets back on track.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol didn't let that one go through

[benefactor]

Get to the grass, faggot.

[symple19]

there's that UT D-line

[benefactor]

Well fuck.

[symple19]

or not, lol

[benefactor]

Drink.

[ColinB]

Byndum is such a terrible tackler. Pathetic.

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Secondary doing a decent job overall.

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Get to the grass, faggot.

[IronMexican]

Thanks, brah.

[benefactor]

That's a win tbh. Time to take the lead.

[ColinB]

Field goals are a win for the Texas D.

[ColinB]

Haha, apparently Colt McCoy in the game.

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Greg Davis play.

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Why the fuck don't they do that all the time? Ash has proven he can get the ball down field.

[leemajors]

Greg Davis play.

:lol

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I love being right.

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All day baby.

[leemajors]

Same fucking play haha

[Trainwreck2100]

what horrible defense

[leemajors]

C'mon fox not a feed issue time

[benefactor]

:lol tripping over the grass. Thank you very much.

[benefactor]

C'mon fox not a feed issue time
I'm good here.

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FG attempt again. That play where the receiver stumbled could be the difference in the game.

[ColinB]

Great half. Hopefully they keep it up. Defense showing promise.

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Alright...don't take your foot off the gas Horns. Finish.

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They are destroying them with that screen.

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Those are the kinds of plays that change games.

[leemajors]

I hate that play

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A real FG kicker makes a difference.

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3 drinks on that play.

[symple19]

3 drinks on that play.

:lol

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Malcolm Brown is a full grown man.

[symple19]

rofl...game is insane

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:lol
I basically said fuck it and downed the beer. :lol

[ColinB]

Teams should just go after Byndum every time. Just awful this year.

[benefactor]

Indeed. He sucks serious balls.

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Gray on that Wildcat is an automatic five almost every time.

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Bad penalty by WVU

[ColinB]

Bergeron's runs sound painful for everyone involved.

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Bully deez niggaz

[symple19]

And back and forth we go. lol defense. UT running game is bruising

Aggy losing to OM late...by ten

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And back and forth we go. lol defense. UT running game is bruising

Aggy losing to OM late...by ten
Just checked the score. lol Aggie. I wish they were playing Texas this year.

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Gonna be a wild finish.

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Damn good catch.

[symple19]

WVU has been fucking incredible on 4th down

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Vacaro is our only good secondary player.

[ColinB]

Diggs is legit.

But Byndum. My God.

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lol Byndum.

Fuck you.

[symple19]

Has anybody punted yet? amazing

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Diggs is legit.

But Byndum. My God.
Diggs has been hit and miss. He's looking better and better though.

[ColinB]

What's worse is Phillips is playing the same side, and he has been equally as bad.

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Omg carrington byndom sucks soooooo bad

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Ash doing work.

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Gray regulating.

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Shit Gray what kind of block is that?

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Dammit

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Ha ha yes!!!!

[jeebus]

well thank allah

[symple19]

:lol

and back the other way we go

[symple19]

7 minutes left...still time for 3 or 4 more touchdowns

[jeebus]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Mother fucking shit got damn asshole

[ColinB]

LMAO Espinosa

[ColinB]

Fera LOL.

All his kicks look like shit.

[symple19]

UT has given me 2 saturdays in a row of grade A entertainment

WVU gets a touch here and it's gonna make things difficult

[ColinB]

Love Harsin's play calling of 50 guys on the line of scrimmage on 1st and 2nd down.

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Fera LOL.

All his kicks look like shit.
I'm wondering if he is even ready.

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Blowing too many opportunities. But if they hold them to a FG they will win.

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lol extra players and still can't stop the run

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lol announcers talking like Mack Brown is a good head coach

[jeebus]

ballgame

[symple19]

UT defense is done

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Ball game

[ColinB]

Defense was terrible. Harsin is going to get lucky here because the horrible offensive playcalling is going to get overlooked.

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Byndom is by far the biggest reason for this loss

[jeebus]

hail mary, touchdown, go for 2, recover football on kickoff, hail mary, win!

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Gotta give it to Ash...he is fucking clutch.

[Trainwreck2100]

fair catch? WTF?

[jeebus]

Gotta give it to Ash...he is fucking clutch.
clutch when it doesn't count. might as well name him David Bonner.

[benefactor]

That's it. Hell of a game.

[benefactor]

clutch when it doesn't count. might as well name him David Bonner.
He came up big last week vs OSU when the defense was again busy crapping the bed.

[symple19]

Over... wow. Can't believe WVU is probably the best team in the Big12 in their first year. Fun game

[stretch]

Bench byndom. He has no business playing football for this team. Middle schoolers could torch his ass.

[ColinB]

Ash should have been throwing the ball tonight. Harsin went with Bergeron's 2.whatever yards per carry instead.

Hope Gray starts if Brown isn't healthy next game. Bergeron needs to stick with short yardage stuff.

[leemajors]

great game to watch tbh. i thought UT was toast at 21-7, nice to see them fight back but the d didn't hold up. UT's d blew but I think WV could hang 30+ on anyone.

[benefactor]

No shit. I was mad the whole damn game because they kept trying to establish the run when Ash was face raping them down the field.

[shyne]

Ash should have been throwing the ball tonight. Harsin went with Bergeron's 2.whatever yards per carry instead.

Hope Gray starts if Brown isn't healthy next game. Bergeron needs to stick with short yardage stuff.

I've been saying that too, he's to slow to the hole.

[benefactor]

What happened to those passes to the tight end? They hit on two of them and completely went away from it.

[leemajors]

What happened to those passes to the tight end? They hit on two of them and completely went away from it.

WVU likely pretended to cover that play :lol

[TFloss32]

Felt like Harsin got too cute playing ball control before the premature snap by Espinosa that killed the drive. The offense had a chance to win it when the defense clearly could not. Better team won.

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Calling basically the same run on 2nd down after genus second fumble is what put the nail in the coffin.

I strongly believe if Byndom played simply a mediocre game, Texas wins.

[benefactor]

Felt like Harsin got too cute playing ball control before the premature snap by Espinosa that killed the drive. The offense had a chance to win it when the defense clearly could not. Better team won.
Yup. Both coaches failed to deliver in this one.

[ColinB]

I just can't even remember Monroe touching the ball tonight. I would have liked to see more of him and Daje instead of these weak runs up the middle. Hell, I don't even remember any downfield throws to Davis or Goodwin. Thought this secondary was supposed to suck.

The conservative crap has to stop. It has been around for awhile now, which makes me think Mack is more than responsible for it.

[DMX7]

If it weren't for that bad snap near the goal line, they probably win this game despite all the bad plays. The team just played two crazy good offenses, but the defense was terrible regardless.

[Blake]

clutch when it doesn't count. might as well name him David Bonner.

Rofl.

Ash sucks ass, imo

[Blake]

clutch when it doesn't count. might as well name him David Bonner.

Rofl.

Ash sucks ass, imo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Rofl.

Ash sucks ass, imo
Probably coddled too much by Mack Brownturdfaggit, imo.

[TFloss32]

I just can't even remember Monroe touching the ball tonight. I would have liked to see more of him and Daje instead of these weak runs up the middle. Hell, I don't even remember any downfield throws to Davis or Goodwin. Thought this secondary was supposed to suck.

The conservative crap has to stop. It has been around for awhile now, which makes me think Mack is more than responsible for it.

DJ and Daje not touching the ball in the second half, not allowing Ash to throw deep or go back to the TEs and insisting that Bergeron (2.6 ypc) get carries in longer situations instead of Gray (6.2 ypc) had me scratching my head in the second half. Ash has been nails and he was essentially handcuffed. Can't explain it.

[DMX7]

Texas definitely has a QB in Ash. He throws a great ball and hasn't made the big mistakes you expect from a young QB.

[Blake]

Texas definitely has a QB in Ash. He throws a great ball and hasn't made the big mistakes you expect from a young QB.

He doesn't make the plays a contender needs to win a title.

[Blake]

lol dancing fools.

They'll look extra stupid if WV gets back on track.

Rofl. Does anyone have this clip of these dumbfucks celebrating in the 2nd quarter?

[Blake]

Probably coddled too much by Mack Brownturdfaggit, imo.

My first thought.

if Ash isn't careful, he'll be Garrett Gilberted off into starting somewhere like lolutsa

[DMX7]

He doesn't make the plays a contender needs to win a title.

He didn't get a chance to win the game because they ran so much (i.e., the play calling), but he has made good plays and he'll be a good player.

[rjv]

so much for the vaunted longhorn defense (i had much higher expectations based on last year's d). now the real question is who to bet on in the OU-texas game