MNF - Texans @ Jets sponsored by Foster's ability to fall while running

[djohn2oo8]

Terrible record on MNF. Hope they crush the Jets

[Drachen]

I wouldn't mind them crushing the jets, but I hope they do it without any input from andre johnson.

[DD]

Need Schaub, Daniels, and Graham to go HAM

[J.T.]

Need Schaub, Daniels, and Graham to go HAM

Feed Arian more sterioids

[benefactor]

Fuck all Ryan brothers and Mexican QB's. That is all.

[benefactor]

OTOH...I hope nothing happens to Sanchez. God has shown he loves to smite Houston football for fun. He might be more motivated to do so if Tebow is the QB.

[J.T.]

OTOH...I hope nothing happens to Sanchez. God has shown he loves to smite Houston football for fun. He might be more motivated to do so if Tebow is the QB.

Why would you think that?

j3_hi7gOjE0
CAKAKE-uq-8

[benefactor]

:smchode:

*deep breath*

4-0...playoff win...elite defense...elite running game.......

Ok, I'm back.

[J.T.]

Trying to find youtube video of Reggie Wayne making (I believe it was?) Kareem Jackson his bitch with the one handed TD to actually win the Rosencopter game, but yeah all-time Colts games I thought they had no shot at winning easily are

1. 2006 AFC Championship
2. Rosencopter Game
3. 2012 vs Packers aka Luck Buries The Manning Era Game

[J.T.]

cmY_bkpbyME

Well, I suppose a recap of the entire game will suffice for getting a clip of the Wayne TD?

[benefactor]

No surprises there. Jackson has been the bane of Texans fan existence since they burned a first round pick on him. Thankfully Joseph has taken him under his wing and has helped him to at least become a serviceable corner. He looks back at the ball and doesn't fall down all the time, so that's a big step in the right direction.

That game sucked balls but at least it was over with in a moment...unlike the events of 2010 when they lost 8 out of 10 which included the tipped hail mary against the Glitter Kittens and the "OT giving you hope then throwing a pick" game against the Ravens. That was a fan gut check year. I'd say if anything, Rosencopter prepared me for that mentally. So...thanks?

[J.T.]

That was a fan gut check year. I'd say if anything, Rosencopter prepared me for that mentally. So...thanks?

tbh i identified a lot with Texan fan last year when Bill Polian started Curtis Painter about 7 games longer than he should have, it really wasn't a coincidence the Colts won 2 games after dude got benched

[sa_butta]

I hope the Texans crush the Jets. NY should be calling for Tebow already. The Jets are such a mess right now.

[J.T.]

I hope the Texans crush the Jets. NY should be calling for Tebow already. The Jets are such a mess right now.

I agree, if the Texans beat the Jets then it will probably be Tebow time next week and I definitely think the Colts beat the Jets with Tebow at QB even if the game's on the road.

[DD]

bump, b/c some old faggot obviously can't read.

[Avante]

bump, b/c some old faggot obviously can't read.

I confess I didn't go searching out a thread on MNF. Wow, just think two threads about the same thing, how serious does it get? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

I like the way you broke it all down.


I think most would agree that so far the Texans look like the most complete team in the NFL, Schaub getting the nod over Smith who QB's the second most complete team in the league. The Texans being everything the Jets are not.

Breaking it down...

Jets

Month of Oct last 10 years at home...19-19
As a home dog on Monday Night Football...6-3
Last 10 games...5-5

Texans

Oct away...7-9
Road fav on MNF...this will be a first, a new trend starts tonight.
Last 10 games...5-5 but 5 out of the last 6.

Who has the better QB...Texans
The better defense...Texans
The better back...Texans
The better receivers...Texans

Obviously this is the best Texan team we have seen, now they get a chance to show their stuff on Monday Night Football, so all the world can see.

Obviously this is one fucked up Jets team, they have injuries to key players, they have a big problem at QB, what chance will they have in the national spotlight vs the best team (one of the three anyway) in the league? Yep, zero!

So how long before we hear..."TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW!"...tonight? Second quarter?

This is what it would take for the Jets to win tonight....

Run back a kick
Block a kick and score
Run back an INT
Two other turnovers

.....that is their only chance.

[InRareForm]

Texans by 20.

[DAF86]

I want Tebow time.

[DPG21920]

I need Arian Foster to get hit in the back field and fumble on the first carry and be forced to leave the game with a minor injury that he will be fine with next week.

[djohn2oo8]

I need Arian Foster to get hit in the back field and fumble on the first carry and be forced to leave the game with a minor injury that he will be fine with next week.
:lol

[djohn2oo8]

I want Tebow time.

Only if the score gets laughly bad lol

[DAF86]

Only if the score gets laughly bad lol

I'm picturing a Jets defense trying its best to keep its offensive inept team on the game 'till Ryan puts Tebow at halftime for a come from behind win.

[HarlemHeat37]

It's the 666th episode of MNF..Tebow Time, tbh..

[benefactor]

Need the timvp live treatment on this thread tbh.

[lefty]

Another fucking nice Tebow story :cry

[djohn2oo8]

lol Steve Young with the shot at Romo.

[benefactor]

Let's get this shit rolling.

[DPG21920]

det was fast

[DAF86]

No Sanchez, you're not supossed to complete passes.

[DAF86]

I almost came.

[InRareForm]

Jets typical offense tonight: -1 rush, incomplete, incomplete, punt.

[DPG21920]

Great catch - weak PI call. Hopefully not one of those games.

[DAF86]

Nah, you're definitely not suppossed to be throwing TD passes.

[benefactor]

Tebow. Hopefully that's not a precursor to more "God hates the Texans" things to come.

[lefty]

Foster shitting on OP. :lmao

[benefactor]

Foster chewing up yards.

[benefactor]

Fucking hell. Get up Cushing.

[benefactor]

Went right at his leg. Fucking faggot.

[blkroadrunners]

That sucks for Cushing.

[benefactor]

Cromartie on offense? Ryan is getting desperate.

[HI-FI]

Went right at his leg. Fucking faggot.

yeah, that was bullshit.

[HarlemHeat37]

Is Cushing done, tbh?..

[DPG21920]

bene, why did you switch from HOU on your skin? Also, the Cowboys star is by far the worst looking skin IMO. Looks like a KW tattoo.

[benefactor]

I'll probably switch it up every now and then. The Oilers aren't in Tennessee. They don't exist anymore.

[HI-FI]

Is Cushing done, tbh?..
doesn't look good tbh..

[Lincoln]

lol at the subtle koriwhat joke

[benefactor]

Hell of a throw by Schaub.

[benefactor]

Shit...those numbers on Watt are ridiculous.

[benefactor]

Dammit...that shit only happens to Houston.

[benefactor]

Starting to wonder if Joseph is completely healthy.

[benefactor]

lol Jets

[lefty]

:lmao

[blkroadrunners]

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Damn, Watt with a great play.

[benefactor]

Love det guy

[Bill_Brasky]

That was all Watt. What a play.

[djohn2oo8]

Kubiak needs to stop being dumb and feed Foster the ball. He's got 9 touches for 100 yards

[benefactor]

Not a bad idea to limit Foster with Tate out. They are up by 10 so I'm not complaining.

[benefactor]

Hey...Andre Johnson is here tonight.

[benefactor]

They've been killing them with the TE all night.

[benefactor]

Well that sucked.

[weebo]

Just when it looked like this shit was over....

[Drachen]

Hey...Andre Johnson is here tonight.

Booo Andre Johnson

[weebo]

great call

[benefactor]

So you basically negate the TD return with a failed onside kick that gives Houston the ball at mid field. Well done Jets.

[weebo]

Fuck....need to put this one away

[manufor3]

Schillens is a piece of junk

[benefactor]

Joseph channeled his inner Kareem Jackson on det one.

[DD]

Watt is so fucking good

[benefactor]

Fucking Watt...like having a shot blocking center protecting the paint.

[DD]

I didn't realize there was Bengal fans on ST tbh

[benefactor]

First one I've seen in the four years I've been here.

[benefactor]

Yay for Conserviak. Shithead.

[benefactor]

lol wildcat

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol me not wanting the Patriots to draft Watt cause he was white. He's everything the defense needs.

[benefactor]

I think I've seen this movie before.

[benefactor]

:lol me not wanting the Patriots to draft Watt cause he was white. He's everything the defense needs.
I wanted a fucking receiver. :lol

[weebo]

Watt is a beast

[benefactor]

Speaking of that man...there he is again.

[DD]

Animal

[HarlemHeat37]

I need 1 fucking point to win the Over..are you kidding me, tbh?..is there really a chance they can't combine for 1 more point?..

[Trainwreck2100]

Watt is a bad fucking ******. Who is the smart guy to pick him up off waivers?

[benefactor]

Yay for Conserviak. Shithead.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, I'm going to lose:lol..

It looked like a lock..

[benefactor]

They really miss Cushing on stopping the run.

[benefactor]

Jackson with another int. What kind of fucked up universe am I in?

[benefactor]

And Watt ends the game. Appropriate.

[djohn2oo8]

Some things to take from the win...

J Joseph got burned all night but he has a groin issue
No Ben Tate this game
No Lestar Jean
Posey cost us field position on special teams
Shitty playcalling by Kubiak much of the game

[benefactor]

It was ugly but they got it done. Gotta fix those special teams issues.

[djohn2oo8]

Andre looked terrible tonight. Like he lost his confidence.

[benefactor]

He's fine. Cromartie did good work on him and there were other people open. Defenses will continue to respect him so he has an impact whether or not he catches a lot of balls.

[djohn2oo8]

looks like Cushing tore his ACL on that dirty hit. Time to see what Mercilus is made of.

[benefactor]

Hopefully not. No official news yet.

[InRareForm]

Doesn't look good for cushing... Crutches and Kubes saying doom quotes...

:(

Big blow to the D, but this team always steps up when needed.

[benefactor]

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cushing-cheap-shotted-10-8-12.gif

Bastard went straight for his knee.