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rayjayjohnson
10-10-2012, 02:28 PM
Got an email yesterday from someone saying the Andrew Bynum (http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21865/andrew-bynum) knee injury isn't healing like it should. Started worrying. This morning, it went public (http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/10/10/howard-eskin-bynums-injury-perhaps-more-serious-than-sixers-indicate/). Now I've already thrown out all my clothes and I'm thinking about a move to Eurasia, if such a place exists.But let me pump the breaks and actually read the article first.

94WIP’s Howard Eskin says (http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/19781304/eskin-lakers-may-have-given-76ers-damaged-goods-in-bynum) that he is "getting the sense there is a more serious injury with Andrew Bynum’s knee than the Sixers are telling us. I will go as far as saying I think the Lakers (http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/los-angeles-lakers) may have given the Sixers damaged goods."
Well there are a few things here. Howard, despite my platonic relationship with his son, is a shock jock placed on this world to stoke the fire, cause my eyes to roll uncontrollably, and get into fights with Charlie Manuel. His opinions are silly and I actively pay no attention to them. Bynum, as we knew, was not in perfect health but wasn't 2005 Jamal Mashburn either.
But Howard does have sources, infinitely more than I do, and seeing as this is the second person I've heard this from, I'm growing extremely concerned that this could be a longer thing. Ryan Howard (http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/189/ryan-howard) and Chase Utley (http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/188/chase-utley) were supposed to be back by Opening Day and they sat for half the year. I do not want that to happen with Bynum, obviously.
I suppose the only potential benefit of this is the knowledge that they're not rushing him back. His long-term health is paramount to any additional success this season, despite the looming maximum contract on the horizon. I would rather five and a half great years of Bynum than six injured ones.
Here's the statement the Sixers issued directly to me:

The Sixers issued a status update on Andrew that detailed the situation, precautionary measures and a timeline which has not changed at this time.


So nothing surprising there. My advice to Andrew's Knees (pictured above): rest. Now I'm off to readBrandon's Bynum preview which will not make me cry (http://www.libertyballers.com/2012/10/10/3481838/2012-nba-sixers-player-preview-andrew-bynum-jrue-holiday).

http://www.libertyballers.com/2012/10/10/3483558/andrew-bynum-knee-injury-serious-hurt-injured-sixers

timvp
10-10-2012, 02:37 PM
Since nothing ever goes wrong for the Lakers, I wouldn't be surprised if Bynum never plays basketball again. It's just the way the universe works.

DD
10-10-2012, 02:39 PM
I love Mitch:lol

Venti Quattro
10-10-2012, 02:41 PM
I love Mitch:lol

Mitch
10-10-2012, 02:43 PM
I hated to let Bynum go and everybody was telling me that he would not have another injury & surpass Howard. You don't become the greatest GM by listening to some quack docs from Portland, I took one look at the kids knee and pulled the trigger on the Howard deal.

Was it a bitch move to send the 76ers damaged goods? No - it was a Mitch move.

rayjayjohnson
10-10-2012, 02:49 PM
average alt account tbh

AussieFanKurt
10-10-2012, 02:54 PM
average alt account tbh

D12
10-10-2012, 02:58 PM
average alt account tbh

:lol nuggets

AussieFanKurt
10-10-2012, 03:02 PM
:lol nuggets

:lol logging onto another troll account and that's all you come up with

lefty
10-10-2012, 03:06 PM
Since nothing ever goes wrong for the Lakers, I wouldn't be surprised if Bynum never plays basketball again. It's just the way the universe works.

:lmao so true

rayjayjohnson
10-10-2012, 03:08 PM
:lol nuggets

:lol fossilised point guard
:lol fossilised chucking rapist
:lol spanish pussy
:lol mentally ill forward
:lol back injury

:lmao alt accounts

Clipper Nation
10-10-2012, 03:44 PM
:lol nuggets

:lol Weak-ass trolling

whitemamba
10-10-2012, 06:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgSYA3Gb7oI
:lmao

rayjayjohnson
10-10-2012, 07:12 PM
Person who made that video can't count.

Pot calling the kettle a darky tbh

baseline bum
10-10-2012, 07:18 PM
Since nothing ever goes wrong for the Lakers, I wouldn't be surprised if Bynum never plays basketball again. It's just the way the universe works.

You forgot about this

http://allsportseverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MagicJohnsonRetirement.jpg

rayjayjohnson
10-10-2012, 07:22 PM
I'd also say Kobe raping a chick wasn't good for them either

racm
10-10-2012, 07:23 PM
It's the Sixers fault they decided to dip into the D12 trade... Now the Lakers and Nuggets get much better :lmao

DD
10-10-2012, 07:25 PM
Kobe raping a chick didn't hurt them either. He put up some crazy games after spending the day in a Colorado courthouse.

Pretty heroic stuff, all things considered.

baseline bum
10-10-2012, 07:52 PM
Kobe raping a chick didn't hurt them either. He put up some crazy games after spending the day in a Colorado courthouse.

Pretty heroic stuff, all things considered.

But in the long run it made him think he was the hero; that kind of ball got him one shot from being swept by Detroit.

DD
10-10-2012, 07:54 PM
No, he's had that mentality since the Utah air balls.

baseline bum
10-10-2012, 08:02 PM
No, he's had that mentality since the Utah air balls.

Yet he previously knew when it was time to let Shaq get his. But once he snitched him out to five-oh, he crossed a thresh-hold way above just refusing to pass him the ball on the block. No rape trial and Shaq gets Finals MVP #4 and LA gets its tenth ring. Plus no Brian Grant + no Kobe failure to make the playoffs.

DD
10-10-2012, 08:06 PM
Wow what a reach.

baseline bum
10-10-2012, 08:07 PM
Wow what a reach.



Nah, no reach. Once Kobe had gone that far, no reason not to go all out in saying fuck Shaq.

mavs>spurs
10-10-2012, 08:13 PM
I love Mitch:lol

venti stop coattailing

DD
10-10-2012, 08:14 PM
That's preposterous and unprovable, but jolly good effort nonetheless.

David Robinson was never the same after Hakeem did him like that. It was at that point he started to realize he wasn't #1 potential, and his only way to the promised land was to embellish a minor injury to get Duncan. See how easy that unfounded correlation was?

DD
10-10-2012, 08:16 PM
venti stop coattailing

Wrong answer, Hans! Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?!

mavs>spurs
10-10-2012, 08:19 PM
^no venti copied your post

DD
10-10-2012, 08:22 PM
Btw, I can think of many an occasion when Kobe said "fuck Shaq, I'm doing this myself"--with varying degrees of success.

D12
10-10-2012, 08:34 PM
:lol logging onto another troll account and that's all you come up with
Shut the fuck up queer.

D12
10-10-2012, 08:38 PM
:lol fossilised point guard
:lol fossilised chucking rapist
:lol spanish pussy
:lol mentally ill forward
:lol back injury

:lmao alt accounts
:lol nuggets
:lol second teir team
:lol thinking the acquisition of Iggy is gonna do anything
:lol McGee
:lol short shit Lawson
:lmao Australia
:lmao Australian "doctor"

rayjayjohnson
10-11-2012, 03:20 AM
I diagnose you with a case of chronic faggotry.

D12
10-11-2012, 03:26 AM
:lol talking weak shit
:lol nugget fan front-running

D12
10-11-2012, 03:29 AM
seriously you want to meet up scro? i'll beat your ass

rayjayjohnson
10-11-2012, 03:34 AM
:lol "d12" alt accusing me of front running
:lol perforated colon

D12
10-11-2012, 03:39 AM
Raygay talking shit. You want to fight?

rayjayjohnson
10-11-2012, 03:40 AM
Yes. Once your mom unclenches her sphincter.

D12
10-11-2012, 03:55 AM
You're a bad doctor.


And I'll rip your intestines to shreds, faggot.