My wife's sister....

[Avante]

....is coming out from Arkansas for a two week visit. She's from Cali, moved back there about 10 years ago, her husband is an Arkie, real nice guy.

Anyway....

Judy told me.."don't say anything about her weight, she's put on a lot of weight". Did she really think....

Vicki...hi Larry, long time no see.
me...damn girl, what's with all that lard?

Women..sheesh!!!

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[lebomb]

....is coming out from Arkansas for a two week visit. She's from Cali, moved back there about 10 years ago, her husband is an Arkie, real nice guy.

Anyway....

Judy told me.."don't say anything about her weight, she's put on a lot of weight". Did she really think....

Vicki...hi Larry, long time no see.
me...damn girl, what's with all that lard?

Women..sheesh!!!


She was probably thinking when she walked into your house you would blurt out......... "Gotdayum"!!!!! :wow

[Avante]

She was probably thinking when she walked into your house you would blurt out......... "Gotdayum"!!!!! :wow

Actually she is sitting about 10 feet from me and only put on 10 pounds or so. My wife gave me the impression she had porked out, nope.

[lebomb]

LOL............

[Blake]

....is coming out from Arkansas for a two week visit. She's from Cali, moved back there about 10 years ago, her husband is an Arkie, real nice guy.

Anyway....

Judy told me.."don't say anything about her weight, she's put on a lot of weight". Did she really think....

Vicki...hi Larry, long time no see.
me...damn girl, what's with all that lard?

Women..sheesh!!!

hi Larry.

How's Mason? Some of us are concerned about him since you've been gambling away his lunch money this year.

[AussieFanKurt]

Why do you say Kansas like Kan-sas but Arkansas is said Ar-kan-saw.. I don't get it. Shouldn't it be Ar-kan-sas?

[Latarian Milton]

why aussies pronounce "mate" like mite? i don't get it either tbh

[johnsmith]

hi Larry.

How's Mason? Some of us are concerned about him since you've been gambling away his lunch money this year.

I find it telling that Captain 33% has pretty much avoided the NFL forum ever since this past Sunday.

[johnsmith]

why aussies pronounce "mate" like mite? i don't get it either tbh

I lived in Australia for 2 years and never heard them pronounce it like that.

[Latarian Milton]

arkansas might be a french word im not sure, in french the letter "s" doesn't pronounce at all imho. e.g. roddy's surname "beaubois" pronounces more like "boobuoa" in french

[CosmicCowboy]

Actually she is sitting about 10 feet from me and only put on 10 pounds or so. My wife gave me the impression she had porked out, nope.

She's from Arkansas...she was subliminally telling you her sister was fat so you wouldn't hit on her.

[cantthinkofanything]

arkansas might be a french word im not sure, in french the letter "s" doesn't pronounce at all imho. e.g. roddy's surname "beaubois" pronounces more like "boobuoa" in french

It's "boobwaa" nigga.

[CubanMustGo]

Why do you say Kansas like Kan-sas but Arkansas is said Ar-kan-saw.. I don't get it. Shouldn't it be Ar-kan-sas?

Many Kansans (at least the ones near my relatives outside of Wichita) do pronounce it Ar-kan-sas.

[Avante]

hi Larry.

How's Mason? Some of us are concerned about him since you've been gambling away his lunch money this year.

The Broncos were down 24 to 0 at half time last night, how did that turn out?

[Avante]

I find it telling that Captain 33% has pretty much avoided the NFL forum ever since this past Sunday.

Not true at all. I don't worry about shit like that.

[Avante]

She's from Arkansas...she was subliminally telling you her sister was fat so you wouldn't hit on her.

She's not from Arkansas as I mentioned. Cali transplant. I 'm totally happy wouldn't hit on Miss October.

[Blake]

The Broncos were down 24 to 0 at half time last night, how did that turn out?

Broncos won.

What does have to with the fact that Mason is hungry today?

[Avante]

Broncos won.

What does have to with the fact that Mason is hungry today?

You do know that Mason is 19 years old, right?

[cantthinkofanything]

You do know that Mason is 19 years old, right?

why the fuck is he still breast feeding then...

[Avante]

why the fuck is he still breast feeding then...

How long have I been here? At what point do you drop this silly bullshit? Dude, come on man, it's tiresome. Talk like a real person not some cartoon character ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

How long have I been here? At what point do you drop this silly bullshit? Dude, come on man, it's tiresome. Talk like a real person not some cartoon character ok?

what cartoon character do I talk like? I hope it's not Snagglepuss because he sounds kind of gay. Maybe Spaceghost?

[Avante]

what cartoon character do I talk like? I hope it's not Snagglepuss because he sounds kind of gay. Maybe Spaceghost?

You honestly do not get it do you?

[Blake]

You do know that Mason is 19 years old, right?

poor starving 19 year old Mason

[Avante]

poor starving 19 year old Mason

It's going to be funnier than hell when it's..."ok ok man I should have kept my big mouth shut, you "da man' "

[Blake]

It's going to be funnier than hell when it's..."ok ok man I should have kept my big mouth shut, you "da man' "

Rofl

it's funnier than hell that you aren't even hitting 50% of your bets through nearly half way thru the season and you are still talking shit.

[Avante]

Dude, you really need to think, you don't seem to think anything out. You want to pounce with the shit we see you bringing right now. You're immature. I 've been hitting 65-70% for a long time. I didn't just start doing this. Stop being a little punk ass kid and watch what happens.

[johnsmith]

Dude, you really need to think, you don't seem to think anything out. You want to pounce with the shit we see you bringing right now. You're immature. I 've been hitting 65-70% for a long time. I didn't just start doing this. Stop being a little punk ass kid and watch what happens.

Yeah, your posts and threads scream maturity.

[Blake]

I didn't just start doing this.

I have no doubt you gambled away Mason's lunch money all through grade school

[Avante]

Yeah, your posts and threads scream maturity.

I'm not the one who doesn't absolutely nothing but follow others around wimperimg, that would be you.

[johnsmith]

I'm not the one who doesn't absolutely nothing but follow others around wimperimg, that would be you.

What does that have to do with you being a lying, hypocritical, immature douche that has posted more in 6 months than most people do on this site in several years time?

[Avante]

I have no doubt you gambled away Mason's lunch money all through grade school

See another example of how wrong you always are, Mason packed a lunch.

Dude, you're boring me, ok?

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[johnsmith]

See another example of how wrong you always are, Mason packed a lunch.

Dude, you're boring me, ok?

So stop replying to him.

[Blake]

See another example of how wrong you always are, Mason packed a lunch.


Right, because you gambled away his lunch money

[Avante]

What does that have to do with you being a lying, hypocritical, immature douche that has posted more in 6 months than most people do on this site in several years time?

What's it to you what I do? You do nothing so what difference does it make what anyone else does? You read everything I post, why is that? Who gives a fuck what a lameass prick like you wants? I tell ya what every day you post a thread I won't. Deal?


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[Avante]

So stop replying to him.

Dude, don't tell me shit? Worry about your own boring ass self.

[Avante]

Right, because you gambled away his lunch money

Come on man, give it a rest.

[johnsmith]

What's it to you what I do? You do nothing so what difference does it make what anyone else does? You read everything I post, why is that? Who gives a fuck what a lameass prick like you wants? I tell ya want every day you post a thread I won't. Deal?

What's it to you if I point out what a douche you are? You don't care what others think, we bore you, and we're all immature compared to you, so why do you ALWAYS reply (with the same shit btw).

And honestly, I read everything you post because I dream that one day, I'll open one of your threads and it won't suck. I'm excited for that day, but I'm not optimistic that it will come.

As for who gives a fuck? I guess you do since you can't help but reply to everyone of my quips.

And for "I tell ya want every day you post a thread I won't". Why don't you work on cleaning that grammar up a bit and maybe I'll take you up on it.

[johnsmith]

Dude, don't tell me shit? Worry about your own boring ass self.

LOL....You're the toughest guy on the internet. No question.

[Avante]

What's it to you if I point out what a douche you are? You don't care what others think, we bore you, and we're all immature compared to you, so why do you ALWAYS reply (with the same shit btw).

And honestly, I read everything you post because I dream that one day, I'll open one of your threads and it won't suck. I'm excited for that day, but I'm not optimistic that it will come.

As for who gives a fuck? I guess you do since you can't help but reply to everyone of my quips.

And for "I tell ya want every day you post a thread I won't". Why don't you work on cleaning that grammar up a bit and maybe I'll take you up on it.

Why are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo worried about me or anyone actually? Why so damn serious about this shit?

[Avante]

LOL....You're the toughest guy on the internet. No question.


I could without question kick your bonely little ass.

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[johnsmith]

Why are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo worried about me or anyone actually? Why so damn serious about this shit?

I'm not worried about you one bit. If you dropped dead tomorrow (which based on weight and age is a distinct possibility), I wouldn't be able to care less.

Furthermore, I'm not serious about this one bit. I'm having a wonderful time actually.

Now that I answered your questions, see if you can answer one of mine. Why do you think your posts are interesting when everyone just shits on you right away?

[johnsmith]

I could without question kick your bonely little ass.

You're precious.

[Blake]

Come on man, give it a rest.

sorry but your continued arrogance in your time of failure is golden, imo.

I'm going to see it in thru to the end.

[Blake]

I could without question kick your bonely little ass.

Lol fat

[Avante]

sorry but your continued arrogance in your time of failure is golden, imo.

I'm going to see it in thru to the end.

It's a 17 week season then the playoffs, we aren't even half way. Dude, do you know anything?

[AussieFanKurt]

why aussies pronounce "mate" like mite? i don't get it either tbh

That's a stereotype in movies etc. No one says mite tbh

[CuckingFunt]

what cartoon character do I talk like? I hope it's not Snagglepuss because he sounds kind of gay. Maybe Spaceghost?

Huckleberry Hound.

[Woo Bum-kon]

See another example of how wrong you always are, Mason packed a lunch.

Was it a knuckle sandwich?

[Clipper Nation]

It's a 17 week season then the playoffs, we aren't even half way. Dude, do you know anything?

33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33% 33%

[Clipper Nation]

Why so damn serious about this shit?


I could without question kick your bonely little ass.

:lol Hypocrite, per par

[JMarkJohns]

You should show her you're a man in the know! Impress her by discussing the sordid details of your sisters' sex lives. I bet she won't think that's creepy at all. Do it with your wife around. I bet she'll love you even more for your taking an extended interest in your family's life.