Week 6 Games Thread sponsored by Mark Sanchez's last chance

[DD]

Garbage 1:00 games, save for Ravens-Cowboys.

Best afternoon matchup: Giants@49ers

[jeebus]

son MonkeyBall3 is gonna play today. What are the odds that by age 45, the depression/short term memory loss from all the concussions will overcome his primitive brain and he'll be even more useless to society?

[benefactor]

Cowboys are going to get American Me'd.

I'll watch a little of it until the Spurs preseason game start. Giants/Niners will be good as will the night cap.

[DD]

Black QBs should go 3-1 today...possibly 4-0 if Russell Wilson can ride the HFA in Seattle to a win. Anything less than 3-1 would be undeniable failure.

[jeebus]

I'm thinking 2-2, maybe 3-1. 4-0 would require the black panthers and ACLU to get involved.

[djohn2oo8]

Cowboys are going to get American Me'd.

I'll watch a little of it until the Spurs preseason game start. Giants/Niners will be good as will the night cap.

Need the Cowboys to win to help the Texans in standings.

[J.T.]

Need the Colts to rape the Jets today, mostly for fantasy purposes but it's not like I don't root for them anyway.

[jeebus]

c'mon Romo, make the nation proud

[Lincoln]

son MonkeyBall3 is gonna play today. What are the odds that by age 45, the depression/short term memory loss from all the concussions will overcome his primitive brain and he'll be even more useless to society?
He's got a near perfect GPA and a college degree from Baylor in political science and is going after a masters in communication so he isn't the typical dumb nig that would be on the streets without sports

[dirk4mvp]

The Colts just refuse to ever do anything other than suck ass against the run.

[dirk4mvp]

wow

[LnGrrrR]

Where is DPG with the Ray Lewis goods?

[jeebus]

Baltimore Longhorns tbh

[Edward]

:lol Stafford is horrible

[Lincoln]

Ravens run d is pathetic

[Edward]

:lmao Eagles
:lmao gimmick ass shovel play on 3rd and 1

[Bill_Brasky]

Cowboys killing themselves with penalties, nothing new.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Vick
:lol interception
:lol another turnover
:lol black QBs

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao vick is the worst

[jeebus]

R:lolm:lol

[resistanze]

:lol Romo

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao Romo
:lmao more self-inflicted damage

[Malik Hairston]

Why would Romo make that pass, tbh?..

What the fuck?:lol..

Baltimore is perennially overrated, btw..

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Romo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They seriously should try Nic Foles at this point.

His shittiness is overlooked in this game because of Vick but Stafford has been horrible as well.

[TE]

Cowboys killing themselves with penalties, nothing new.
Tbh that holding call to negate a first down was momentum killing.

[TE]

tbh the inconsistency shown by Dallas is a barometer that can be used to separate great teams from other teams.


Fucking pathetic tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

Yeah, give up huge plays to Boldin here you fucks, at least I get some fantasy points from that.

[TE]

Yeah, give up huge plays to Boldin here you fucks, at least I get some fantasy points from that.

:lmao

[resistanze]

:rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Torrey Smith gets away with offensive PI like crazy. Even if Claiborne committed it first Smith still committed PI.

[TE]

And :lol @ what just happened.

[TE]

Horrible call/no-call

[Bill_Brasky]

That was some bullshit. The fag didn't throw to Boldin.

[DPG21920]

lol Colts

[Malik Hairston]

Baltimore gets as many calls as any team in the NFL, tbh..

The difference is that they complain about every non-call/bad call against them, giving the illusion that they get jobbed, tbh..

[djohn2oo8]

My fantasy team is thirsty for another Torrey Smith TD

[TE]

:lmao


fuck you officiating

[TE]

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

crofl letting Jacoby Jones tie an NFL record

[TE]

108 yard return...want to say I'm surprised but I can't. These are just things that are indicative of how shitty of a team this is.

[DPG21920]

Cowboys are still very much in the game. Nice TD and their DEF needs to hold tight.

[DPG21920]

How bad are the Colts? I mean, anyone who gets pounded by Sanchez and the Jets have no future and should just pack it in IMO

[DPG21920]

There is the great defensive stand from the Cowboy D. Should have great field position and if they don't shoot themselves in the foot with a turnover or penalties, they have a good shot here.

[Bill_Brasky]

Ray Lewis killed Tanner there....

[DPG21920]

Damn, Murray is out with a foot injury. Sucks bad. But Dallas is still pounding the run game like the Jets are pounding Luck's Bleak Future Colts.

[IronMaxipad]

Good shit palmer. :pctoss

[Bill_Brasky]

Ravens getting phantom calls in the red zone....been a theme today.

[djohn2oo8]

Ravens getting phantom calls in the red zone....been a theme today.

They always do.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol if replacement refs were making these calls they'd be getting called out so hard by announcers.....but since they're the normal officials they just ignore it.

[Lincoln]

Cowboys fuckin commit so many penalties

[DPG21920]

Seems like Miles time

[DPG21920]

Felix has played extremely well

[Malik Hairston]

Another terrible call in Baltimore's favor, as usual..

[weebo]

bring back the replacement refs

[Bill_Brasky]

Another terrible call in Baltimore's favor, as usual..

Most babied team this year....

[jeebus]

C:lol:lolb:lol:lols

[Lincoln]

Wow

[DPG21920]

Huge two plays by Romo/Dez/Witten

[Lincoln]

Clutch catch by witten

[Bill_Brasky]

Witten!

[djohn2oo8]

Thats why i hate Baltimore.

[Lincoln]

Keep throwing it to dez

[Lincoln]

This is a good drive

[DPG21920]

Dude Legatron coming up for the record!

[DPG21920]

Damn, it had plenty of distance from 66 yards - he just missed wide.

[Lincoln]

Clear pushoff crofl

[benefactor]

Indeed

[DPG21920]

You have to catch that, Dez. He had a great game, but that was obviously crucial. Onside kick time.

[Lincoln]

Lol

[benefactor]

And that's the book on Dez. For every good play there is a equally impactful fail nearby.

[jeebus]

Dez with the predictable drop

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Dez Bryant
:lol should spend less time hanging out at the mall and more time practicing 2 point conversion

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Damn

[TE]

Fuck you Dez, again

[resistanze]

Wow. How'd he drop that?

[Bill_Brasky]

Cut him.

[resistanze]

:lmao Ravens

[Lincoln]

Looks like Dallas

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Oh shit!

[DPG21920]

Wow!

[benefactor]

Well shit. Here we go.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[resistanze]

Thats why i hate Baltimore.

[TE]

Holy shit

[DPG21920]

For those bagging on Dez, he was great today.

[jeebus]

flag! lol Ravens

[resistanze]

PI :rollin

[DPG21920]

Good call.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Fuck yes

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao probably gonna win on a BS call when I bitched about the refs all day

[benefactor]

Wow, what a stupid play.

[resistanze]

WTF Boys? Idiots

[jeebus]

C:lolwboys with the clusterfuck, per the usual

[dirk4mvp]

Horrible clock management by Dallas there.

[Lincoln]

Wow lol cowboys burning 20 seconds

[benefactor]

Clock management ftw

[Bill_Brasky]

Trying to lose it.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol the Cowboys are the most entertaining team in sports, tbh..

[Lincoln]

He's gonna miss this. It's too predictable

[jeebus]

swing and a miss!

[resistanze]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Hook it.

lol

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Nope

[DPG21920]

Cowboy kickers.

[LnGrrrR]

How many games have the Ravens won last second? Lucky bastards :lol

[Lincoln]

Yup

Need giants and eagles to lose

[dirk4mvp]

rofl

wouldn't have came down to the retard making a career long fg if crack baby caught a perfectly thrown 2 pt conversion pass.

[DPG21920]

Cowboys played well/hard. It's not like they got drilled by the horrific Jets.

[TE]

:lol per par tbh

[Bill_Brasky]

Well, fuck.

[dirk4mvp]

Cowboys played well/hard. It's not like they got drilled by the horrific Jets.

lol same record as the Colts

[TE]

Anyone want to compile a vid showing how to lose games be it from any of the three phases in football, seek Dallas Cowboy game tapes.

[Trainwreck2100]

That wasn't Bailey's fault his team fucked him on field position

[benefactor]

They fucked him period. Should have been in overtime instead of kicking a 50yd field goal.

[DPG21920]

lol same record as the Colts

:lmao loluck. lol can't beat the worst QB in the NFL. lol future is bleak when you get completely dominated by the worst team in football :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The Lions better find a way to win this.

[DPG21920]

Calvin is so ridiculously good. It's unreal. Lol Rex Ryan talking trash about him.

[dirk4mvp]

good post


rofl cowboys

[LnGrrrR]

Pats D looking like garbage.

[DPG21920]

Is Sanchez better looking and better at football than Luck? I mean, Luck appears to drool a lot and rivals Eli for dumb face and he did get drilled by Sanchez in their head to head. Please state only facts about wins/losses in your reply.

[LnGrrrR]

And as I post that, Seattle scores a TD on 1st and 15.

[dirk4mvp]

Being defensive about the lolboys is the way to go.

[jeebus]

lolions

[Trainwreck2100]

And as I post that, Seattle scores a TD on 1st and 15.

That's why I called the over tbqh

[DPG21920]

sons you got all mad with the lol cowboys when I simply said they played well against a great team on the road while another team got destroyed by the worst team in the league. You got defensive - why?

[dirk4mvp]

the cowboys lost in hilarious fashion yet again.


that's funny to me.

[DPG21920]

Sure, I get that, but why are you so defensive about Sanchez>Luck?

[dirk4mvp]

Clearly I've mad a lot of posts about Luck and Sanchez itt.

[Malik Hairston]

DPG vs. Dirk is a heavyweight matchup, tbh, tough to choose a favorite, tbh..

[lefty]

Elite is that Mannigga

[Lincoln]

Skins looking good this drive

[Lincoln]

The triple option is fucking Minnesota

[DD]

:lolThe Cowboys are my favorite team to watch...how can they not be?

[DPG21920]

Crazy how they don't trust RG3 on the goalline. Seems like they do everything they can to take the ball out of his hands.

[Lincoln]

Morris is very strong and had good carries the last few runs

[djohn2oo8]

Harbaugh is a dumbfuck.

[Lincoln]

Skins need a stop

[Lincoln]

Interception!

[Lincoln]

TD bitches!

[resistanze]

:lol Brady

[lefty]

Tom Brundchen :lol

[DontStopBelieving]

Miami should be 5-1 :cry

[LnGrrrR]

Nice catch Fells!

[Ditty]

Let's go Redskins!

[lefty]

Daaaaaaaamn dat return

[symple19]

niners are done

[resistanze]

Alex Smith like hot garbage.

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants are playing their best game of the season. I am impressed.

[resistanze]

Manning gives it right back but Rodgers says I don't want it.

[LnGrrrR]

Not a fan of that unnecessary roughness call on Brady, but you can't helmet to helmet a QB, especially Brady.

[TIMMYtoZO]

I have been saying the Niners were weak at QB, yet lovers of the 49ers failed to see that. They along with the Falcons will get exposed in January.

[DPG21920]

Not a fan of that unnecessary roughness call on Brady, but you can't helmet to helmet a QB, especially Brady.

:lol especially Brady

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants D finally playing to better standards. Rolle is a badass!!!!!!!!

[resistanze]

Oh wow. Alex Smith getting Cucked.

[Darth_Pelican]

Alex Smith is back to being Alex Smith

[LnGrrrR]

Man, Pats are giving up a ton of points.

[TIMMYtoZO]

When both teams are playing at their max, Giants D is much more intimidating than the Falcons D.

[LnGrrrR]

:lol especially BradyJust speaking the truth. Brady must have felt bad about the call too, so he decided to give it back to them :lolWhere's the running game? *shrug*

[LnGrrrR]

Augh Chung you piece of shit

[DPG21920]

Dont worry Seattle sucks

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants get Chris Canty back after today. He will be a huge addition.

[TIMMYtoZO]

JPP!!!!!!

[LnGrrrR]

What is up with Brady's throws? Hopefully it's just shitty footing or a wet ball.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol Alex Smith
:lol Avante
:lol NewcastleCuck

[D12]

This is why I don't confide in Alex Smith.

He will be the 49ers undoing.

[D12]

:lol what the fuck kind of 4th down play/pass attempt is that?

[LnGrrrR]

How can the Pats DBs suck so bad? :lol

[monosylab1k]

I guess pushing off in the end zone is legal only in Seattle.

[DPG21920]

Bills come on man. Why throw it?

[DPG21920]

RGKolb

[resistanze]

:wow That nigga got STEAMROLLED.

[LnGrrrR]

I think that helmet to helmet hit messed Brady up, he's been throwing like shit ever since :lol

[pawe]

61 yd fg by jay feeley to tie the game against the bills! Fucking awesome to see that!

[DPG21920]

Bills are dumb

[LnGrrrR]

No flag there for interference against Branch? Blah.

[resistanze]

Soft call.

[DPG21920]

:lol bills

[LnGrrrR]

God damn it, how the fuck do you let them get behind you Pats DBs?

[pawe]

Wow feeley are you kudding me right now? Goddammit!

[IronMexican]

Did you fagots see the red zone triple box? That was ridiculous.

[monosylab1k]

LOL another Pats chokejob

[resistanze]

:wow RG3

[LnGrrrR]

Every team should just throw bombs against New England :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

61 yd fg by jay feeley to tie the game against the bills! Fucking awesome to see that!

lol shanked the chippy

[LnGrrrR]

LOL another Pats chokejob

Assuming we lose this game, we will have lost our tree games by a total of 4 points. Smh at all the points we have left in the board

[monosylab1k]

Ebner in on that play. :lol white DBs

[IronMexican]

They showed the RG3 TD, feely miss, and Seahawks TD all simultaneously.

[Lincoln]

I love rg3

[Malik Hairston]

New England's secondary is fucking atrocious, tbh..

The Seahawks are a clown team, tbh, can't believe they're going to be 4-2..

[LnGrrrR]

Fucking hell. What a shitty loss. BB better rip on them, Brady included.

[resistanze]

:lol NE

[LnGrrrR]

New England's secondary is fucking atrocious, tbh..

The Seahawks are a clown team, tbh, can't believe they're going to be 4-2..


No shit. How can they give up so many fucking bombs?

[dirk4mvp]

lmao patriots

[Malik Hairston]

Sucks that Houston lost Cushing, they would be the clear favorites with all of the flaws that have been displayed NY the rest of the AFC, tbh..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Patriots secondary
:lol Josh McFaggot's play calling
:lol Belichick
:lol most overrated coach in the NFL

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Fucking hell. What a shitty loss. BB better rip on them, Brady included.

BB should rip on himself for rehiring McFaggot and not hiring a new DB coach this off season.

[DPG21920]

I love rg3

Just ridic running today from him.

[monosylab1k]

So has there ever beena clutch moment where Hernandez doesn't drop a wide open pass? I can't think of one.

[DPG21920]

Welker plays - Pats lose. It's on BB for featuring Wes.

[Trainwreck2100]

cmon 49ers score one more to keep save me 2 points

[Trainwreck2100]

or get sacked to cost me 2 points, fuck you san francisco fuck you FUCK YOU

[MannyIsGod]

I love rg3

[Trainwreck2100]

and yes I'm mad, mad as fuck tbqh

[resistanze]

Bills!

[gaKNOW!blee]

chan gailey and ryan fitzpatrick need to suck jairus byrd's dick tonight

[pawe]

Fuck you feely!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I guess the Cards' implosion this season is well underway. I guess it fortunately means Jizzenhunt will get canned.

[DPG21920]

Bills got away with a lot of stupidity for that win. Almost Cowboys dumb but they didn't get punished like the Girls do. Maybe this is the spark the defense needed (although Arizona has a terrible offense).

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Pats
:lol Cheaters getting exposed AGAIN per par

:lol White quarterbacks
:lol Russell Wilson 2-0 against Rodgers and Brady

[Ditty]

RG3 RG3 RG3!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck you feely!

to get you in the game he had to hit a sixty yarder

[resistanze]

Woooo

[DD]

btw, i couldn't help but notice that DPG was actually pulling for the Bills ITT

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol Cowcucks getting cucked again by their own coach
:lol NE/BB letting the midget monkey beast on their secondary
:lol Niners for trusting Alex Smith
:lol Cards losing to the Bills
:lol me for ever loling at Tannehill
:lol Pete Carroll's adderall-induced sideline celebrations

Did I miss anything this week?

[LnGrrrR]

:lol white QBs

[resistanze]

I won't be impressed until the second half.

[DPG21920]

Why is Greg Jennings doing commercials when he is a scrub who's own team does not appear to want to keep him and when he's not even playing at all while his team is off to a slow start?

[Bill_Brasky]

Why is Greg Jennings doing commercials when he is a scrub who's own team does not appear to want to keep him and when he's not even playing at all while his team is off to a slow start?

Hasn't been the same since getting roflowned by Brandon Browner against the Hawks, tbh......

[weebo]

Texans qb is a fucking p U S s Y

[dirk4mvp]

Just to keep things in check, a white guy is having the best WR game of the week.

[resistanze]

Why is Greg Jennings doing commercials when he is a scrub who's own team does not appear to want to keep him and when he's not even playing at all while his team is off to a slow start?

Expendable.

[resistanze]

It's wrap. Time to get ready for work.

[resistanze]

:lol Holy Shit

[blkroadrunners]

Aaron. Effing. Rodgers.

[benefactor]

lol weeblow

Burn the tape game. Nothing has gone right from the start. Can't run the ball. Can't stop the pass rush. Penalties. More penalties. Kareem Jackson is back in true form. Just one big shit pile.

[Bill_Brasky]

It's crazy how when a QB is elite his receivers tend to make all-world catches.

[DD]

Packers should add another fuck you td

[benefactor]

Hey Kareem...did you see how Heyward played that ball? And how many seasons have you been in the league?

[benefactor]

Leave to Brahman to do something to try to salvage the evening. Dude is a fucking animal.

[DD]

Donks shooting themselves in the foot early, per usual

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Peyton against the Chargers (his NFL equivalent of the Florida Gators)
:lol Gates is back, NFL = f:lolcked

[Malik Hairston]

Same old shit, giving San Diego 10 free points..the second fumble recovery was a horrible call, but that scrub shouldn't have lost it anyways..

This is the same formula as every other Broncos game..bad turnovers and horrible playcalling..

[vander]

lol union refs

[vander]

more lol union refs

[Malik Hairston]

:lol Adams gets a 15-yard penalty for Gates throwing a punch at him..

:lol Jim Leohnard the clown spiking the ball after making his first positive play all year..

[Lincoln]

What the fuck decker :lmao

[DD]

Decker just pissed off fantasy owners everywhere:lol

[vander]

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Heeeeere comes the Chargers' patented chokejob after one bad play... congrats on the win, Denver....

Keep it up, Bolts, maybe Craterface won't even last the year at this rate, tbh....

[DD]

Looked like the Tracy Porter play, but on the right side

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, old-ass Jammer making me look foolish...

[vander]

that decker stumble = 14 point swing

[vander]

if only the Chargers could just play AFC west opponents all the time

[Clipper Nation]

Gates, proving why he's one of the greatest TE's who ever lived, tbh....

[Malik Hairston]

Denver Cowboys, tbh..

They are virtually the same teams, tbh..

[Darth_Pelican]

Chargers chokejob in progress.

[DAF86]

Manning looking like Tebow out there with those moves :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

This is why I love watching The Sherriff.

[resistanze]

Wow Rivers. Wow.