cantthinkofanything
10-14-2012, 12:53 PM
Sunday morning at the 7-11...
Me walking in, got the Sunday morning strut working, small knowing smile on my face. Touching the brim of my hat...give a slight nod to the clerk. Hell, she's just worked a double shift. Probably worn out from the late Saturday night crowd. Besides, it's Tisha, she's a good lady.
Me: "Hey girl"
Tisha: (big smile for me) "heeeyyyyy baby, how's it hangin'"
Me: "Like a bull so big, it's an anomaly even for a bull"
Tisha: "what?"
Me: "nothing girl. how's your chil'in"
Tisha: "awwww...you know...they is what they is."
Me: "I hear ya" (short laugh) "lawd, I hear ya"
Me headed over to the fridge. Need a cold drink. Thinking about a Rock Star but...
Me: "hey Tisha, you gonna let me snag a brew this mornin'?"
Tisha: (smilin) "awww don't make me do that..."
Me: (knowing she's already in my pocket, grab a Bud Light Chelada) "thanks girl"
Tisha: "you gonna owe me again"
Me: (Turning to show her my bulge) "you know I'm good for it"
Me grabbing a bag of sunflower seeds and opening in it the aisle. Hell, I own this place. Walk to the counter, chewing on a wad of seed. Eyes catch a honey in front of me with some cash.
Honey: "7.45 for gas on pump number 3. The grey Tercel".
Me: "It's on me Tisha."
Honey: (eyes wide...checking out my crotch...moving up to my chest....then face) "thanks...what choo doing here today"
Tisha (eyes roll)
Me: (smirk) "just startin the day. but I forgot to put on my underwear"
Honey: (giggle) "you cute"
Me: "you should see my Johnson"
Honey: (big smile) "what are you saying?"
Me: " let's hop in your car...find a old country road..."
Honey: "keep going...."
Me: "roll down the windows....hop in the back seat..."
Honey: "keep on...."
Me: " we'll slowly undress each other...long passionate kisses"
Honey: "ohhhh yeah....and..."
Me: "then we'll take craps and pee all over each other"
Honey: "baby"
Me: (throwing down a Franklin on the counter) "keep the change"
Tisha (she's jealous...but she knows my game...she'll be there when I call) "mmmmm hmmmm"
Me with Honey on my arm. Hop in the Tercel. Me smiling. I had walked to the store. Got a rid home and then some.
Me walking in, got the Sunday morning strut working, small knowing smile on my face. Touching the brim of my hat...give a slight nod to the clerk. Hell, she's just worked a double shift. Probably worn out from the late Saturday night crowd. Besides, it's Tisha, she's a good lady.
Me: "Hey girl"
Tisha: (big smile for me) "heeeyyyyy baby, how's it hangin'"
Me: "Like a bull so big, it's an anomaly even for a bull"
Tisha: "what?"
Me: "nothing girl. how's your chil'in"
Tisha: "awwww...you know...they is what they is."
Me: "I hear ya" (short laugh) "lawd, I hear ya"
Me headed over to the fridge. Need a cold drink. Thinking about a Rock Star but...
Me: "hey Tisha, you gonna let me snag a brew this mornin'?"
Tisha: (smilin) "awww don't make me do that..."
Me: (knowing she's already in my pocket, grab a Bud Light Chelada) "thanks girl"
Tisha: "you gonna owe me again"
Me: (Turning to show her my bulge) "you know I'm good for it"
Me grabbing a bag of sunflower seeds and opening in it the aisle. Hell, I own this place. Walk to the counter, chewing on a wad of seed. Eyes catch a honey in front of me with some cash.
Honey: "7.45 for gas on pump number 3. The grey Tercel".
Me: "It's on me Tisha."
Honey: (eyes wide...checking out my crotch...moving up to my chest....then face) "thanks...what choo doing here today"
Tisha (eyes roll)
Me: (smirk) "just startin the day. but I forgot to put on my underwear"
Honey: (giggle) "you cute"
Me: "you should see my Johnson"
Honey: (big smile) "what are you saying?"
Me: " let's hop in your car...find a old country road..."
Honey: "keep going...."
Me: "roll down the windows....hop in the back seat..."
Honey: "keep on...."
Me: " we'll slowly undress each other...long passionate kisses"
Honey: "ohhhh yeah....and..."
Me: "then we'll take craps and pee all over each other"
Honey: "baby"
Me: (throwing down a Franklin on the counter) "keep the change"
Tisha (she's jealous...but she knows my game...she'll be there when I call) "mmmmm hmmmm"
Me with Honey on my arm. Hop in the Tercel. Me smiling. I had walked to the store. Got a rid home and then some.