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DUNCANownsKOBE
10-14-2012, 06:25 PM
Great idea, lets stick to talking football (I will be ignoring the trolls)

The Niners are a better home team than the Giants are a road team, as we know the last two times the Giants played in Niner country they lost and should have lost. I don't see the Giants where they were at late last season and I see the Niners better than ever.

The Niners are giving up a league low 68 points, the Giants have given up 114 so far. So we have the better defense playing at home. The Giants and Niners about even as far as points scored.

Other than that lost to the Giants in the Championship game the Niners are 9-1 in their last 10 home games.

Shouldn't be all that close.

Great call, faggot.


How much of Mason's lunch money did you lose on det one :lmao:lmao:lmao

Pelicans78
10-14-2012, 06:28 PM
:lol 6'2, 280

jeebus
10-14-2012, 06:28 PM
:lmao guitardude27's real father

Blake
10-14-2012, 06:30 PM
I thought Giants +6 was the easiest bet of the day.

Rofl alex smith

jeebus
10-14-2012, 06:32 PM
:lmao is horse's best client

KoolAid Mans Brother
10-14-2012, 06:35 PM
:lmao

Fail after fail after fail.

:lmao ST's resident retard with horrible predictions, shit takes, and irrelevant lists

Trainwreck2100
10-14-2012, 06:35 PM
Why follow me around faggot, you really that hard up for something to do? Why not actually start a thread talking about football? Ever tried that?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

all 110 to win 100

Falcons - 9
Bengals -1.5
Vikings-1.5
TB-4.5
SF - 6.5
NYJ-3

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


2-4

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-14-2012, 06:35 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


2-4

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Trainwreck2100
10-14-2012, 06:41 PM
meanwhile


Shut up. You're gonna jinx away whatever potential he has.


Fuck you, let's talk about Alex "Cool" Smith some more. The guy doesn't turn it over, he doesn't lose the game for his team. That alone is a biggie.

D12 with the goods, Avante with the shits

DD
10-14-2012, 06:59 PM
Trainwreck and Blake are gonna make Avante kill himself

Clipper Nation
10-14-2012, 07:26 PM
:lol Jimbo (RaZvante's third account) browsing this thread right now
:lol Avante flooding the boards with faggotry and the worst takes known to man
:lol Alex Smith

Creepn
10-14-2012, 08:23 PM
lol, cant be too hard on Avante on this one though. People all over was picking 49ers to win.

But yeah, terrible overall picks Avante. smh

O.J. Simpson
10-14-2012, 08:56 PM
Avante is a waste of organic matter. I'm serious.

Blake
11-16-2012, 10:04 AM
Solid thread, imo

Clipper Nation
09-16-2013, 01:32 AM
:lmao

Avante
09-16-2013, 01:35 AM
I couldn't have scripted this any better, perfect!

jeebus
09-16-2013, 06:42 AM
:lmao

Blake
09-16-2013, 09:52 AM
I couldn't have scripted this any better, perfect!

So your plan was to be a loser that has no NFL cred?

I'd say your plan is working great.

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 10:38 PM
There is no doubt they win this.

A must win situation at home heading into a bye week vs a rookie QB playing his first MNF game. Perfect "spot" for a Falcons win.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:42 PM
^
Mason's pick

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 10:49 PM
to be fair he didn't take them in his $$$$$$$ thread because the points were too much

in before semen shield comments

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:58 PM
to be fair he didn't take them in his $$$$$$$ thread because the points were too much

in before semen shield comments

that has absolute dick to do with guaranteeing a straight up win. And OT the Jets were an easy pick to cover with all those points

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 11:00 PM
to be fair he didn't take them in his $$$$$$$ thread because the points were too much

in before semen shield comments
It's "Avante's retarded prediction of the day," not "retarded pick," tbh..... Avante predicted and guaranteed a Falcons win, and as usual, was wrong :lol

:lol "NFL historian"
:lol "Expert"
:lol "You can always tell the rookies"

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 11:06 PM
^good call :toast

Avante
10-07-2013, 11:06 PM
I didn't ....guarantee...anything. All the trends favored the Jets as far as ATS went, but I never back a rookie QB on MNF.

Ever one who knows football had the Falcons winning this game. Ryan had never lost two home games back to back.

So we take a rookie QB on the road vs a team a team that played for the NFC crown last season in dire need of a win. Who does that?

I wasn't alone.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 11:09 PM
I didn't ....guarantee...anything. All the trends favored the Jets as far as ATS went, but I never back a rookie QB on MNF.

Ever one who knows football had the Falcons winning this game. Ryan had never lost two home games back to back.

So we take a rookie QB on the road vs a team a team that played for the NFC crown last season in dire need of a win. Who does that?
Just say you were wrong. Be a man, and a role model to Mason.

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 11:10 PM
I didn't ....guarantee...anything.
Your exact words were "no doubt they win this".... that's a guarantee, tbh....


Ever one who knows football had the Falcons winning this game.
Apparently "ever one" needs to brush up on their football knowledge, then :lol


So we take a rookie QB on the road vs a team a team that played for the NFC crown last season in dire need of a win. Who does that?
As soon as I read your post earlier today, I knew the Jets were going to win because you're almost always wrong :lmao

Avante
10-07-2013, 11:10 PM
Just say you were wrong. Be a man, and a role model to Mason.

Everyone was wrong not just me.

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 11:11 PM
Everyone was wrong not just me.
I wasn't wrong, I knew the Jets were going to win because you guaranteed the opposite :lol

Avante
10-07-2013, 11:13 PM
Your exact words were "no doubt they win this".... that's a guarantee, tbh....


Apparently "ever one" needs to brush up on their football knowledge, then :lol




As soon as I read your post earlier today, I knew the Jets were going to win because you're almost always wrong :lmao

Dude, I had a 13-3 week only losing with Falcons, Chargers and Pats. You must have forgotten my 14-2 week.

Avante
10-07-2013, 11:13 PM
I wasn't wrong, I knew the Jets were going to win because you guaranteed the opposite :lol

Where's your ..before...the game pick?

When I was hitting all these straight up picks it was...they don't matter..now they matter, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok man the Bears will beat the Giants Thursday night. So you got the Giants, ok?

60 days self bannishment to the loser, remember I'm always wrong. We got a bet?

Trainwreck2100
10-08-2013, 12:05 AM
nobody cares about your straight up picks that vegas does every week

Avante
10-08-2013, 12:12 AM
nobody cares about your straight up picks that vegas does every week

And how many times is Vegas right?

I don't even know the lines yet.

I;'d love to see anyone here try to beat me in straight up picking, you wanna try?

Trainwreck2100
10-08-2013, 12:20 AM
And how many times is Vegas right?

I don't even know the lines yet.

I;'d love to see anyone here try to beat me in straight up picking, you wanna try?

I side with vegas's favorites

Avante
10-08-2013, 12:36 AM
I side with vegas's favorites

I went 11-3, how;d you do?

Buffalo @ Cleveland (-3.5) (41)
Kansas City @ Tennessee (+3) (39)
Baltimore @ Miami (-3) (43.5)
Jacksonville @ St. Louis (-11.5) (41.5)
New England @ Cincinnati (-1.5) (45)
Seattle @ Indianapolis (+3) (43.5)
Detroit @ Green Bay (-7) (53.5)
New Orleans @ Chicago (PK) (48.5)
Philadelphia @ NY Giants (-2) (54)
Carolina @ Arizona (+2) (42.5)(42.5)
San Diego @ Oakland (+4.5)(45)
Denver @ Dallas (+7.5) (57)
Houston @ San Francisco (-6.5) (42.5)
NY Jets @ Atlanta (-10) (43.5)

Trainwreck2100
10-08-2013, 12:42 AM
Is there a particular reason you're posting last week's

Avante
10-08-2013, 12:47 AM
Is there a particular reason you're posting last week's

It isn't obvious? I'm showing you that simply going with the favorites doesn't work.

Trainwreck2100
10-08-2013, 12:51 AM
and yet exactly what you did in week 2, I don't waste time on straight up picks, it's too easy. Spreads add challenge so if you want to make it some sort of "game" I'll just use vegas's picks. Cause I don't care about the straight up game

DeadlyDynasty
10-08-2013, 12:54 AM
He didn't care about the straight up game either till his ATS picks went to utter shit.

Avante
10-08-2013, 12:56 AM
and yet exactly what you did in week 2, I don't waste time on straight up picks, it's too easy. Spreads add challenge so if you want to make it some sort of "game" I'll just use vegas's picks. Cause I don't care about the straight up game

I never even look at the Vegas line until after I've made my plays. Don't wanna be swayed. I have my own power ranking system I use. Works like a charm.

I also play the ATS. Both are fun.

Why you always so fucking grumpy?

Avante
10-08-2013, 12:58 AM
He didn't care about the straight up game either till his ATS picks went to utter shit.

I've always played the straight up game vs that ESPN gang.

My ATS plays are 18-16 but 15-9 the last three weeks, 10-5 the last two.

Blake
10-08-2013, 12:59 AM
I have my own power ranking system I use. Works like a charm.



It's the Mason under bus system. You can't lose.

Blake
10-08-2013, 12:59 AM
I've always played the straight up game vs that ESPN gang.

My ATS plays are 18-16 but 15-9 the last three weeks, 10-5 the last two.

3-3 the last one.

Avante
10-08-2013, 01:01 AM
It's the Mason under bus system. You can't lose.

Try...

points scored.points given up..you'll get a plus or minus number.
now add home vs road wins
now add over all wins

...add all that up and you'll get a score.

Avante
10-08-2013, 01:01 AM
3-3 the last one.

7-2 the week before that.

Where were you then?

DeadlyDynasty
10-08-2013, 01:02 AM
I've always played the straight up game vs that ESPN gang.

My ATS plays are 18-16 but 15-9 the last three weeks, 10-5 the last two.
So you're technically losing money so far this year when you account for the vig. You're a loser by definition.

Avante
10-08-2013, 01:03 AM
So you're technically losing money so far this year when you account for the vig. You're a loser by definition.

I'm actually 12-3 vs my man. I only play real $$$$ on my three best plays a week.

DeadlyDynasty
10-08-2013, 01:04 AM
I'm actually 12-3 vs my man. I only play real $$$$ on my three best plays a week.
Of course you do. It's only happenstance that you omitted that little detail till now, amirite?

Trainwreck2100
10-08-2013, 01:26 AM
I never even look at the Vegas line until after I've made my plays. Don't wanna be swayed. I have my own power ranking system I use. Works like a charm.

I also play the ATS. Both are fun.

Why you always so fucking grumpy?

You don't like the answer to the question then don't ask them

Blake
10-08-2013, 07:53 AM
7-2 the week before that.

Where were you then?

It doesn't matter where I'm at. Why would you expect anyone to pat you on the head for having a good week? Any dummy can have a good week every now and then.

Avante
10-08-2013, 08:16 AM
Of course you do. It's only happenstance that you omitted that little detail till now, amirite?

Who plays 6-9 games using real $$$$$?

Avante
10-08-2013, 08:17 AM
It doesn't matter where I'm at. Why would you expect anyone to pat you on the head for having a good week? Any dummy can have a good week every now and then.

This is going to be fun.

Blake
10-08-2013, 08:56 AM
This is going to be fun.

You said that last year right before throwing Mason into the lions den

Bill_Brasky
10-08-2013, 09:04 AM
just coming by to lol at avante and call him a fat jeeb.

Avante
10-08-2013, 09:05 AM
You said that last year right before throwing Mason into the lions den

Kid wanted to mess with you because of what you are doing right now. Look at yourself little guy, all over this. Totally into it. You cracked him up.

It's me this season slick, watch what happens.

Blake
10-08-2013, 09:08 AM
Kid wanted to mess with you because of what you are doing right now. Look at yourself little guy, all over this. Totally into it. You cracked him up.

It's me this season slick, watch what happens.

nep. Don't believe you for a second.

Avante
10-08-2013, 09:12 AM
nep. Don't believe you for a second.

Of course ya don't, but that's exactly what happened. He heard me laughing, then once he read you he just had to jump in. Look at you now man, all worried about my picks, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you're going to look like a complete idiot...trust me! I get better and better as the season progresses, we all do who takes this seriously.

We start getting 2013 numbers to deal with, which make a huge difference later in the season,

Blake
10-08-2013, 09:13 AM
Nobody believes you. Nobody.

Avante
10-08-2013, 09:15 AM
Nobody believes you. Nobody.

That's how it went down, you were a clown and he got a lot of laughs out of your dumb ass.

Look at you now, you're a clown a joke. Why didn't I play the Falcons last night? Could it be all the trends had the Jets + the number. But I don't play rookie QB's on MNF.

You have no idea about stuff like that.

Blake
10-08-2013, 09:21 AM
Any clown can go 18-16. You're no expert.

Clipper Nation
10-08-2013, 09:24 AM
Give it up, Avante, nobody believes those were your son's picks last year....

Avante
10-08-2013, 09:28 AM
Give it up, Avante, nobody believes those were your son's picks last year....

It was funny, he got a kick out of Blake.

Let's see how I do in 2013. If the next three weeks go like the last three, I'll be sitting pretty good at 30-18.

Clipper Nation
10-08-2013, 09:38 AM
I sucked at this, I needed to deflect because I was getting owned by Blake.
ftfy

Avante
10-08-2013, 10:02 AM
ftfy

When a guy does nothing but follow a 19year old kid around, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!