Couple has sex on restaurant table

[JudynTX]

:wow:wow:wow:wow

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Couple-has-sex-on-restaurant-table/-/1637132/17018986/-/ylk17p/-/index.html

[cantthinkofanything]

:wow:wow:wow:wow

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Couple-has-sex-on-restaurant-table/-/1637132/17018986/-/ylk17p/-/index.html

"Waiter...I didn't order Ranch Dressing on my salad."

[AussieFanKurt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qe3D8sCYc&feature=related

[AussieFanKurt]

"Waiter...I didn't order Ranch Dressing on my salad."

:lmao :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've eaten there before.

[DMC]

He can call his uncle, Joey Callo to represent him.

[Trill Clinton]

http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/OSu8F.gif



wait so they didn't get arrested for having sex in front of children?

http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/ief4IssyX.gif

[JudynTX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qe3D8sCYc&feature=related

:lmao :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

He can call his uncle, Joey Callo to represent him.

Yes because Joey Gallo is dead.

[cantthinkofanything]

He can call his uncle, Joey Callo to represent him.

It's "Jerry" isn't it?

[DMC]

It's "Jerry" isn't it?

Yes. It wouldn't make the joke funny though. Still didn't.

[mrsmaalox]

wait so they didn't get arrested for having sex in front of children?


Getting caught doing it not even in front of anyone should get a "lewd in public" charge at least.

[cantthinkofanything]

Yes. It wouldn't make the joke funny though. Still didn't.

"waiter...I think there's some hair in my soup"

[cantthinkofanything]

"Waiter...is the sausage kosher?"

[Leetonidas]

i wonder if he finished

[cantthinkofanything]

"climb off me dumbass...I said "fork"..."

[JudynTX]

:lol at the comments

[cantthinkofanything]

Blind man : "I'll have the tuna."

[Leetonidas]

"the tip's inside my date"

[AussieFanKurt]

"the tip's inside my date"

:lol the best one yet I think

[cantthinkofanything]

Thank god she didn't order a tossed salad.

[mrsmaalox]

Gross, why do they show that dog licking the floor?!

[Chris]

Maybe the guy just got out of jail, or he just got back home from overseas. This man could be an American hero.

[Leetonidas]

judging by his mugshot he looks like a meth addicts Hero

[cantthinkofanything]

Gross, why do they show that dog licking the floor?!

you shouldn't stereotype dogs like that

[Chris]

judging by his mugshot he looks like a meth addicts Hero

:lol

[Latarian Milton]

true story, i once saw a big fly perching on the wall and i decided to pick it up with a piece of paper. as i walked closer to it i realized it was not just one, but two bugs having sex on my white fucking wall :lmao so i moved my hand slowly towards the bugs and it seemed they didn't notice the lethal approach at all, i wrapped them up in paper and threw it straight away into the toilet...

sex is the stupidest stuff in the world that smart people (like issac newton and me) will never want to do TBH. people get shameless and retarded when it comes to sex

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Thank god she didn't order a tossed salad.

The only thing we know for sure is that she ordered her meat bone-in.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Gotta be careful with hot food on the table. Only thing worse than a fly in the soup is soup in the fly.

[cantthinkofanything]

The only thing we know for sure is that she ordered her meat bone-in.

:worthy:

[JoeChalupa]

Next time order carry-out.

[The Gemini Method]

He thought the roast beef needed his own special sauce...

[baseline bum]

Shithead cockblocking manager.

[Joey Gallo]

Yes because Joey Gallo is dead.

Yes I am.

[Fabbs]

Gross, why do they show that dog licking the floor?!
:lol +1.
Flippin media.

[lebomb]

"Damn, it smells like the bathroom door of a shrimp boat in here"

[DeadlyDynasty]

^

{crickets}

[lebomb]

Thank god she didn't order a tossed salad.


Hugh? What?.....somebody say tossed salad???

[z0sa]

She must've ordered fresh meatballs

[djohn2oo8]

Reminds me of this

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