Texas vs. Baylor

[benefactor]

:lol Texas
:lol Mack
:lol money is better than winning
:lol David Ass
:lol Cart McCry Jr.
:lol tackling fuel
:lol .500 team at best

[benefactor]

Wow...a worse run defense than Texas. Didn't think that was possible.

[jeebus]

:lol doesn't matter, they'll still choke the game away

[benefactor]

If Texas is serious about righting the ship them need to drop like 70 on Baylor and hold them under three TD's.

[benefactor]

:lol doesn't matter, they'll still choke the game away
Highly likely. At least Ash is playing. He has shown to be a gamer when the game is close. It's the shit defense that shoulders most of the blame.

[jeebus]

I dunno, Ash shit the bed pretty hard last week. He'll have to redeem himself this game

[benefactor]

Meh...last week was a shitfest all the way around. He at least gives them a chance. If Cart McCry Jr. even picks up a football Texas is fucked.

[jeebus]

well this is gonna be a long game.

[benefactor]

Looks like I'll be in the whiskey early tonight.

[benefactor]

No reason for Aggie to get butthurt about this being the prime time game. Shitty defense and good offense = exciting games that people want to watch.

[benefactor]

Have they taught these DB's anything?

[jeebus]

nice defense Texas. if North Korea invades the South, they should just send this team to defend.

[benefactor]

:lol Diaz..."too easy." The solution to the problem is right there in the mirror faggot.

[jeebus]

nice shot of the butch lesbo trying to hand out water

[jeebus]

:lmao

[benefactor]

:lmao

[benefactor]

:lol Diggs with the Kareem Jackson special

[jeebus]

my mom gave me a bottle of champagne she stole from her high school reunion. I should pop that fucker open and toast to end of the Texas

[benefactor]

Hey look...throwing down the field works. Now they will go away from it.

[benefactor]

At least Bennett is yelling at his players. Diaz just paces the sideline and pulls a burrito out of his pocket every couple of plays and take a bite.

[jeebus]

At least Bennett is yelling at his players. Diaz just paces the sideline and pulls a burrito out of his pocket every couple of plays and take a bite.
That burrito is the mexican version of an insulin shot. Leave him be. :cry

[benefactor]

Penalties must be the solution to not tackling.

[jeebus]

Gee, I wonder if the Tejas defense can stop them here

[jeebus]

n:lmaope

[benefactor]

I think my high school team could score on either of these guys.

[benefactor]

When Bergeron beats you to the corner you are slow.

[benefactor]

Looks like the backup needs to play more.

[benefactor]

Houston....we have found a defense that is as bad as Texas.

[jeebus]

fun to watch, not gonna win you any championships

[jeebus]

even the cow is getting depressed watching this defense.

[benefactor]

Indeed. I guess I'll just quit fucking bitching about the defense and enjoy the ride. That kid #25 should be starting.

[jeebus]

Teh Texas defense is bad but not baylor bad; gotta take something from that

[benefactor]

Yup. Texas has had a good defense the past few seasons and that's why it looks so bad. Baylor's defense is just pure dog shit.

[jeebus]

like look at that shit. if I shot a load of splooge on the field, it'd swim to the endzone before baylor could stop it.

[benefactor]

Look at all those whiteys in Baylor's secondary. Problem is obvious.

[benefactor]

All Texas has to do is run that big negro Bergeron up the middle and its a TD.

[jeebus]

well aren't you mr fucking fortune teller :lol

[benefactor]

:lol called it

[jeebus]

of course what happened last week isn't going to happen again, you're playing against poofy baylor!

[benefactor]

No predictions on that tbh. Trusting this defense is like smacking rabid dog on the nose and expecting him not to eat the shit out of you.

[jeebus]

I was referring into not being able to do anything offensively against OU; defensively they still suck ass.

[benefactor]

This is the only game where someone will score like that.

[thunderup]

:lol Texas

[benefactor]

Go away you toothless faggot. No one gives a shit about OU.

[thunderup]

Go away you toothless faggot. No one gives a shit about OU.

:cry

:lmao 63-21

We own you guys. Bow.

[benefactor]

Congrats at beating up a shitty Texas defense. Maybe you guys will get to another BCS bowl that you will shit the bed in.

[thunderup]

As long as we tear Texas a new asshole, I'm content. I've lost confidence in Stoops ability to lead this team a long time ago.

However, I still get to talk shit, especially since Mack Brown is probably a worse coach.

:lol Texas

[DMX7]

Natalie Portman is fucking hot.

[benefactor]

It's whatever man...I'm sure you can celebrate by going to hang out in downtown Norman with your fat girlfriend.

http://www.gaviota2.com/oklahoma/sightseeing/metro/metro-Images/345.jpg

After that you can probably go back to the trailer and smoke some meth and grease her up with some lard and play "Slippery Hog Chase" before you pound that smelly gap.

[jeebus]

Natalie Portman is fucking hot.

[DMX7]

Living in the state of Oklahoma now or for any period of time is punishment enough for thunderup.

[DMX7]

Ok, if they don't show Natalie again in the next few minutes, then ABC may be losing one more Nielsen household.

[thunderup]

It's whatever man...I'm sure you can celebrate by going to hang out in downtown Norman with your fat girlfriend.

http://www.gaviota2.com/oklahoma/sightseeing/metro/metro-Images/345.jpg

After that you can probably go back to the trailer and smoke some meth and grease her up with some lard and play "Slippery Hog Chase" before you pound that smelly gap.

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/03/you_mad.jpg

[benefactor]

Not mad at all. My wife has all of her teeth and works for a living instead of sitting in the trailer eating frozen waffles and smelling like musty feet.

[thunderup]

You sound pissed off, making this all personal (none of the personal attacks are true, to boot). What's wrong?

You can't handle the owning of the Longhorns? Can't handle the curb-stomping we gave to the Spurs?

That sounds about right.

[benefactor]

I don't mind all of that. It's just sports. Scrubbing lice off your pubic area after sex is real life though.

[thunderup]

Scrubbing lice off your pubic area after sex is real life though.

I bet you have it real hard. Bad sex life, I'm assuming?

[benefactor]

Define good. I'm not fucking a farm animal like you are, so things are going ok I suppose.

[HI-FI]

Natalie Portman is fucking hot.

...it bares repeating

didn't know she was in Austin filming a terrence malick movie...good stuff.

[thunderup]

Hey man, you brought up lice and a bad sex life.

No one even mentioned it. Sounds like you're going through rough times.




I don't even own a farm, dumbass. :lol

[benefactor]

Hey man, you brought up lice and a bad sex life.

You live in Oklahoma...it's basically a state requirement.


don't even own a farm, dumbass. :lol
I never said you own a farm, I said you fuck a farm animal. Oklahoma, tbh.

[thunderup]

lol at this guy. He just keeps firing off and not hitting a thing.

:lol bitter

[benefactor]

:lol living through your football/basketball team
:lol meth sores
:lol fucking bearded women

[Amarelooms]

What horrible Defenses.

:elephant

[benefactor]

Why didn't they onside kick? These faggots know they have no chance of getting a stop.

[benefactor]

Det big negro Bergeron sealing the victory.

[jeebus]

ballgame

[thunderup]

What horrible Defenses.

:elephant

That's what I'm saying.

:lol at Benefactor and all these Longhorn fans getting excited over a win like this.

They're a primary reason for the bad image that Big 12 gets. And it's against Baylor.

[thunderup]

:lol giving up 50 points to fucking Baylor

[benefactor]

:lol giving up your dick to a cows, horses and dogs

[thunderup]

:lol wildly inaccurate

:lol personal attacks

:lol can't stand the fact that Oklahoma sports dominates Texas sports

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Wfg0n2EE8

:lol Chokelahoma

[DMX7]

Oklahoma dominates at cow fucking.

[ColinB]

Yeah, Harsin pretty much forever owns Oklahoma.

Anyway, this win sucked.

[thunderup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Wfg0n2EE8

:lol Chokelahoma

Fluke game.

[benefactor]

:lol babies in only diapers at Walmart
:lol fat women in spandex
:lol legs looking like they got beat with a sock full of pennies

[Clipper Nation]

Fluke game.

Chokelahoma fans of all people should know that BCS chokejobs aren't a "fluke" with Bob Stoops, tbh....

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lolbob1.jpghttp://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lolbob2.jpg

[thunderup]

:lol babies in only diapers at Walmart
:lol fat women in spandex
:lol legs looking like they got beat with a sock full of pennies

:lol Texas
:lol Bitter
:lol Inaccurate personal attacks
:lol 63-21
:lol could have scored 100 just to add more insult to a shit team
:lol Spurs
:lol 20 straight games
:lol Backdoor swept by the Thunder

[thunderup]

Chokelahoma fans of all people should know that BCS chokejobs aren't a "fluke" with Bob Stoops, tbh....

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lolbob1.jpghttp://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lolbob2.jpg

Stoops is a bad coach and is the sole reason why we left each of those championship games ringless.

He's a terrible leader when it counts.

[benefactor]

:lol Timothy McVeigh should have nuked the whole state
:lol black eye on civilization
:lol pregnant 12yr olds with grandfather dad

[ColinB]

When did Natalie Portman get boobs like that anyway.

[DMX7]

:lol Timothy McVeigh should have nuked the whole state


son that is so true.

[shyne]

When did Natalie Portman get boobs like that anyway.

I don't know but they looked dam good

[benefactor]

Need a screen cap. I missed it refilling the whiskey.

[jeebus]

http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u492/UdayDanceParty/Album%20Number%205/natalie-portman-10-20-12.gif

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/bmUgC.jpg

[jeebus]

sons motherhood has hooked her up

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/10/natalie-portman-terrence-malick-1010-600x330.jpg

[benefactor]

Holy fuck.

Yes...come to my bed.

[ColinB]

Damn, even a Ghostbuster in attendance.

[ThePop]

:lol at Benefactor and all these Longhorn fans getting excited over a win like this.



I'm not gonna read the previous two pages, but are there really people excited over this win? I'm glad we won, but not thrilled by any means.

Also, damn Natalie is fine. I tried to find her after the game but no luck.

[DMX7]

I'm not gonna read the previous two pages, but are there really people excited over this win? I'm glad we won, but not thrilled by any means.

Also, damn Natalie is fine. I tried to find her after the game but no luck.

You tried to find her? You mean your stalking attempt failed?

[Edward]

:lol at all the UT fans talking shit to an OU fan

As long as Mack Brownturdfaggit is the coach at UT and getting dick whipped by Stoooooooooooops every year, Longhornfan should find another team to talk shit to.

[jeebus]

I'm not gonna read the previous two pages, but are there really people excited over this win?

I think the only person excited over this win was Mack Brown, saving his job for a little bit longer.

[Spursfan092120]

The DC said he was "really proud of his guys." Wow...how disgusting. Sounds like Jerry Jones.

[Edward]

The DC said he was "really proud of his guys." Wow...how disgusting. Sounds like Jerry Jones.

That's just the coddling culture instilled at UT by Mack "The coddler" Brownturdfaggit. It's been around for years, and it's why Vince Young felt he only needed to score 6/50 on the wonderlic test.

[Spursfan092120]

That's just the coddling culture instilled at UT by Mack "The coddler" Brownturdfaggit. It's been around for years, and it's why Vince Young felt he only needed to score 6/50 on the wonderlic test.
That wasn't Mack though..that was the DC...that makes it even worse. At least Muschamp was a badass...this team is going to become the Cowboys after Jimmy left if they don't get some good coaching in there. I cheer for UT...but until they get an angry sumbitch in there, they're going to continue to fail. Mack Brown is a recruiter...that's about it. Muschamp was a strong enough personality for them to get victories...with him gone, they're lost.

[Edward]

It was a Mack Brownturdfaggit assistant who was following Mack Brownturdfaggit's culture of coddling.

[DMX7]

I think the only person excited over this win was Mack Brown, saving his job for a little bit longer.

I agree.

[Spursfan092120]

It was a Mack Brownturdfaggit assistant who was following Mack Brownturdfaggit's culture of coddling.
Nah..I think the DC is just a coddler as well. I don't think Mack had anything to do with it..if that was the case, Muschamp would have been a coddler too..and that's not the case.

[Spursfan092120]

I think the only person excited over this win was Mack Brown, saving his job for a little bit longer.
A "win" like this would not save Mack's job. If anything, it makes his odds of being fired even higher. To let a non-RG3 Baylor team get that many points on the board is not a good thing in any situation.

[DMX7]

A "win" like this would not save Mack's job. If anything, it makes his odds of being fired even higher. To let a non-RG3 Baylor team get that many points on the board is not a good thing in any situation.

well... no one is saying baylor can't play O, but still, point taken.

[Spursfan092120]

well... no one is saying baylor can't play O, but still, point taken.
Oh...Baylor can play O...but this Texas defense was supposed to be stellar...numbers like that are the opposite of stellar. This reflects on the players, but more importantly those pansy ass coaches.

[ThePop]

Yeah, it's one thing to have someone who has never played football draw up defensive schemes, but it's another thing to have him developing and teaching your linebackers how to play their position.

[Kermit]

Yeah, it's one thing to have someone who has never played football draw up defensive schemes, but it's another thing to have him developing and teaching your linebackers how to play their position.

There are plenty of people who are great at coaching that never played an advanced level of football. 7 of them are head coaches.

[Blake]

Leach