Purplengold

[Lincoln]

I've been here since early 2007 and I've seen some stupid fuckin schticks in my day but his might just beat it all. I hope you're just trying to sound like a stupid negro by typing Ebonics and don't actually speak that way in real life.

It does seem almost forced though, so who's shitty troll is this?

[purplengold]

if ya gotta problem wit my posts then dun read them. aint rocket science ya slackjawed twat

[Lincoln]

Shut the fuck up.

[purplengold]

ya make a thread callin me out n wanna me ta shut up? there sum irony in dat

[Lincoln]

niqqa u kno i jus be playn aight gir yu kno wut im sayin, aint no luv n shame in ma game. a niqqa qotta do wut a niqqa qotta do fam

[purplengold]

if ya notice I neva use variations of dat word

[DMC]

if ya gotta problem wit my posts then dun read them. aint rocket science ya slackjawed twat

Sbm

[lakerhaterade]

Sbm

:lol

I'm pretty sure you hit it on the dot tbh.


I've been wondering where that nigga has been.

He's been MIA ever since his b:lollding.

[DMC]

Slackjawed twat isn't something a young balla says.

[purplengold]

Sbm

wat dat stand fo, banana brains?

[lakerhaterade]

Slackjawed twat isn't something a young balla says.

whoever it is,

his age is >40.

yup, sbm.

[purplengold]

Slackjawed twat isn't something a young balla says.

two thing I ain't

[lakerhaterade]

speaking of the devil, the dude just showed up in the club :lmao

[DMC]

two thing I ain't

Right because you're old and you're a prison guard.

[purplengold]

Right because you're old and you're a prison guard.

naw ima early 20s, dunno if that old to you unless you a lil kid

[DMC]

naw ima early 20s, dunno if that old to you unless you a lil kid

Ok, it's your alt, bro. You can be whatever you want in your little make believe world.

[purplengold]

Ok, it's your alt, bro. You can be whatever you want in your little make believe world.

kid ima not here ta prove shit so you believe watya want

[rayjayjohnson]

sure thing, kool

[DMC]

Yo dis here iz very 'boutas homerish uh comment as ah gots seen in uh while. don' git me wrong, ah love Parker, an' think he be uh great fit ta da Spurs system, but nahh, Parker has never been da bomb point guard in da league. Not in 08-09 or any other seasons. 08-09 wuz da closest he got, but Chris Paul wuz clearly bettah than year, even though he had an "off" year by his standards. As fo' speed ta da basket, Rose, Westbrooke, even Irving an' Wall is all fine ass devastating. Parker iz prob'ly one o' da bomb, but bar none? Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

[DMC]

sure thing, kool

Nah, even Kool aint that stupid.

[rayjayjohnson]

it's gotta be one of those extra-chromosome-having-lakerfans.

where's luva nowadays? he certainly fits your profile of ebonics speaking narutolovers

[purplengold]

There line between tryna be condescendin n tryn too hard

[Clipper Nation]

Nah, even Kool aint that stupid.
It's definitely Kool, he slipped up in the political forum a couple days ago, tbh....

[rayjayjohnson]

There line between tryna be condescendin n tryn too hard
http://vegannaturopath.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/iron.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Nah, even Kool aint that stupid.

Hello...well thank you for the compliment DMC. I agree with you and think you're spot on..but I'd take it a step further...not only am I not stupid I'm actually one of the smarter posters on this site. In fact likely within the top third of the top 1% (no PUN).

Kool, Luva, and Cully's collective genius is summed up in the video below.....

Legend has it if you listen real still...if you close your eyes and be real still you can hear us at night....:lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NdokgHmQK4&feature=player_embedded

[Latarian Milton]

i'd be pretty surprised if png turns out to be someone's troll tbh, dude's a real nigga and he pretty much speaks the same way in his real life unlike you fake blacks

[DMC]

i'd be pretty surprised if png turns out to be someone's troll tbh, dude's a real nigga and he pretty much speaks the same way in his real life unlike you fake blacks
No, when you have to translate english into e-bonics you're not speaking like a real nigga. You're pretending to speak like a real nigga. Real niggas don't go to such lengths to appear to be real niggas.

You don't see real chinks like yourself say "I rike flied lice" to appear to be a real chink.

[purplengold]

ya think this ebonics? y'all not bright

[ElNono]

sup kool... horrible alt, tbh

[DMC]

That dance ain't new. It ain't nothing but the old shuffle-butt.

[racm]

I don't get why a lot of alts even bother to act like a straw Lakerfan, tbh... At least with the real Lakerfans they don't attempt to end arguments with "BUT KOBE COUNT DA RINGZZZZ!!!!1!"

[jeebus]

ya think this ebonics? y'all not bright
sup timvp

[Latarian Milton]

No, when you have to translate english into e-bonics you're not speaking like a real nigga. You're pretending to speak like a real nigga. Real niggas don't go to such lengths to appear to be real niggas.

You don't see real chinks like yourself say "I rike flied lice" to appear to be a real chink.
chinks generally feel ashamed being what they are and they'll try their best to hide their asses hence you don't see many chinks who try to speak like chinks, but they're still easy to figure out by their unique style of dumbness which they can't hide :rolleyes

[FkLA]

chinks generally feel ashamed being what they are and they'll try their best to hide their asses hence you don't see many chinks who try to speak like chinks, but they're still easy to figure out by their unique style of dumbness which they can't hide :rolleyes

Kori Ellis
timvpimp

[FuzzyLumpkins]

none of that sounds like BUV. It just sounds like weak fronting.

[Latarian Milton]

Kori Ellis
timvpmp

so your gonna track down all of my posts where i used racist slurs like "chink"? u got yourself a hell lot of work to do then, good luck

[FkLA]

Nah, just those three so that they get the message. Im well aware of your longevity when it comes to excessive use of racial slurs tbh. FkLA is gonna end that tonight though. :)

[Latarian Milton]

if you only wanna have a verbal fight with me, like the relentless quarrel with baseline bum, i have to tell you that you might have found a wrong target tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Kori Ellis
timvpimp

:lol doesn't know how to tag posters in a post
:lol better stick to landscaping

[Calispursfan11]

Tbh regardless of if PNG is a troll or a real poster, he is pretty entertaining. I mean, we all felt the need to post in this thread right? Also, figuring out if someone is using fake or real ebonics is pretty fascinating. I mean, even the apparent ebonics experts such as Latarian Milton and Lincoln don't know what to think of PNG. Intriguing!

[purplengold]

ima 5 different people up in here accordin ta some of y'all