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Wild Cobra
10-27-2012, 03:46 AM
Smearing yard signs with Vaseline to protect against vandalism: N.C., Va. share swing-state stories (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/lining-yard-signs-vaseline-protect-against-vandalism-n-142943389--election.html)

this article is a hoot, but at the same time makes sense. One selected paragraph:


I've learned that a way to reduce that vandalism is to line the edges of the sign with Vaseline, making its destruction a gooey, messy proposition. Sometimes vandals stop in mid-destruction, and I come home in the evening to a sign someone started to destroy but then stopped because their hands became a mess.

Drachen
10-27-2012, 08:10 AM
.... Check the temperature of your basement! Did I win?

Seriously though, I can't quite get a visual for how this is to work unless the "vandalism" is just pulling it up out of the yard and laying it back down. If I were an actual vandal,I wouldn't care about shit on the outside, I would be using my permanent market on the inside.

DMX7
10-28-2012, 12:46 AM
You'll need plenty of it on November 6th.

mouse
10-28-2012, 07:07 AM
Vaseline has the opposite effect in trying to keep fellow inmates from vandalizing that ass.