Lakers @ Blazers game thread presented by the free throw coach

[ElNono]

Lillard's opportunity to shine, tbh

[purplengold]

felton would drop 30 on Nash, lillard gon get his.

[JJ Hickson]

I'm finna put my big black salty balls all ova deez niggas.

[ElNono]

nice block there JJ

[ElNono]

:lol Nash defense

[Brazil]

this Lakers O :lol

[BanditHiro]

lol howard

[ElNono]

:lol

[purplengold]

so if blazers win that tlong piece of shit gon come n pitch his tent until his team lose again?

[NASpurs]

:lol hearing about the Princeton offense all fucking year long

[Brazil]

Potato already under pressure

[Brazil]

Lma flop :lmao

[BanditHiro]

wtf blazers

[Brazil]

Howard FTs cannot wait

[ElNono]

great block by dwight

[purplengold]

Kobe lookin young

[ElNono]

Aldrige looks like he can't walk

[Venti Quattro]

I've been looking at Y! NBA scores for the longest time and I never understood what a team rebound is.

[purplengold]

I've been looking at Y! NBA scores for the longest time and I never understood what a team rebound is.

like when you block outta bounds n the opponent retains possession

[ElNono]

I've been looking at Y! NBA scores for the longest time and I never understood what a team rebound is.

It's a shot that's not cleared out by a player. For example, ball goes out of bounds, or hits the backboard.

[Venti Quattro]

I always thought it was when a number of players rebounded the ball and they couldn't decide on who to credit the rebound to. :lmao

[purplengold]

Howard freethrow form better, he might not makem now but with that form he should hit 60% at least

[TheRealCB]

I always thought it was when a number of players rebounded the ball and they couldn't decide on who to credit the rebound to. :lmao

:lmao

[BanditHiro]

wow fuck you howard

[purplengold]

Aldridge going ham

[ElNono]

so are we gonna get drama because Metta got benched?

[Bynumite]

Dwight 2 FTs in a row... wow.

[ElNono]

det offense :lol

[ElNono]

Utah killing Dallas right now... you peeps were laughing at Utah...

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Kobe owned by Batum...

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Kobe

[ElNono]

both teams basically at 25 with 3 mins to go... gonna play any D?

[TheRealCB]

^12 points at home while Dallas had a game last night?? Hardly killing tbh.

[ElNono]

^12 points at home while Dallas had a game last night?? Hardly killing tbh.

well, let's put at least Utah in the convo, tbh

[ElNono]

Freebie watch: Lakers: 12, Portland: 2

[Banzai]

Who is that ref who looks like the dude from different strokes?

[BanditHiro]

Freebie watch: Lakers: 12, Portland: 2

Lakers are getting a lot of off the ball fouls. The refs trying to equalize for the shit laker bench

[purplengold]

Freebie watch: Lakers: 12, Portland: 2

that how it gon be when you hack Dwight

[ElNono]

:lol Blake
:lol not watching the clock

[ElNono]

Lillard looks like Westchuck 2.0

[midnightpulp]

Thought the Laterals were supposed to be a defensive team or something?

[ElNono]

Mike Brown with the "we'll pretend to have a bench by playing Pau and having him take every shot"

[Bynumite]

Still waiting for that princeton defense... 30 point quarters smh.

[purplengold]

miss odom every time I look at out bench but it prolly best he got kicked out before his wife ruined his career

[Nathan89]

Lillard is a stud. Great #6 pick.

[ElNono]

went to take a piss and Blazers up 9? WTF?

[BanditHiro]

damn here we go blazers screwing up

[ElNono]

bailout call

[NRHector]

so if blazers win that tlong piece of shit gon come n pitch his tent until his team lose again?

just like the Lakers fan

[purplengold]

Howard gonna have 40+ FTs n he gon make 30 of them

[purplengold]

just like the Lakers fan

i been round afta a loss, gotta calm down the premature ejaculation

[Bynumite]

Howard 7/10 FTs... Chuck Person doing work.

[purplengold]

Howard 7/10 FTs... Chuck Person doing work.

9/12 now I think rite?

[lefty]

Rofl ebanks

[AaronY]

Brown is such a horrid coach. There should never be a point in the game where either Nash or Kobe isn't in. I don't care if its a back to back

[ElNono]

princeton doing work... tbh, the pace is slow ass, which I think it's part of the problem why the Lakers can't put that many points on the board

[Nathan89]

Hope Howard doesn't make a habit of hitting fts.

[AaronY]

princeton doing work... tbh, the pace is slow ass, which I think it's part of the problem why the Lakers can't put that many points on the board

The fact that they awent about seven minutes in a row with a blake ebanks backcourt didn't help

[purplengold]

princeton doing work... tbh, the pace is slow ass, which I think it's part of the problem why the Lakers can't put that many points on the board

now if the team getta more stops it gonna start to show, but we currently using potato defense

[purplengold]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs

[Nathan89]

WTF were the Magic not even trying to work on his fts. I guess the practice reports of him hitting 80% are correct.

[BanditHiro]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs

it won't last.

[Paranoid Pop]

WTF Nash...

[Nathan89]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs

Scoreboard.

[Clipper Nation]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs

Outlier, tbh...

[purplengold]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs


Scoreboard.

Team still geling, this is a non-team thing n it somtin to worry about if he shots over 70% from da line

[ElNono]

spurs fans crying ova Dwight makin 12/14 FTs

not here, tbh. I want him to make them so there's no excuses

[Venti Quattro]

:lol 2/3, 15 points

[ElNono]

so hows the best team in LA doing against the Grizzlies?

[Nathan89]

Team still geling, this is a non-team thing n it somtin to worry about if he shots over 70% from da line

Many teams are still "geling". Like the Mavs that have 9 new players.

[purplengold]

not here, tbh. I want him to make them so there's no excuses

it gon be an excuse if lakers win, I people gonna complain about FTs even tho to defend Howard you usually gotta hack him unless ya gotta good defender

[Clipper Nation]

so hows the best team in LA doing against the Grizzlies?

Our bench has been shitting on the Grizz, tbh... Jamal Crawford doin' work...

[BanditHiro]

fuck kobe might shoot 50% this year

[purplengold]

Many teams are still "geling". Like the Mavs that have 9 new players.

difference is one team has a coach that speed up da process, other team got mike brown

[Nathan89]

Now Howard has to work on his ability to count to 3.

[purplengold]

Now Howard has to work on his ability to count to 3.

yo one step at a time, don't wanna overload him

[Brazil]

Lakers palyin' much better tonite tbh

[AaronY]

fuck kobe might shoot 50% this year

:lmao

[ElNono]

Nash limping...

[Bynumite]

fuck kobe might shoot 50% this year

Lack of ill advised triples, more open looks and being surrounded by better talent do that to a player.

[BanditHiro]

nash already falling apart

[purplengold]

Add Nash ta the all injured team

[ElNono]

Nash with the Get Me Outta Here goods

[BanditHiro]

wow fuck artest

[ElNono]

Lakers defense is garbage, but Portland's isn't much better

[ElNono]

:lol Mike Brown
:lol defensive specialist
:lol back to back 30 pts quarters

[purplengold]

Kobe play like elite fo 1 9/10ths quarter n break even wit 2 posessions

[Venti Quattro]

Wild game.

[ElNono]

Hate to say this, but for what Nash was giving you, Blake might be an upgrade on defense alone, as pathetic as his D is...

[Nathan89]

Lack of ill advised triples, more open looks and being surrounded by better talent do that to a player.

Usually Bynum and Gasol would be enough to do that to a talented player. Just saying.

[purplengold]

iunno why blazers always gotta play they best against us n shit against the other 29 teams

[Venti Quattro]

iunno why blazers always gotta play they best against us n shit against the other 29 teams

So fuckin' true

[purplengold]

I mean 28

[Venti Quattro]

LA has got to take care of the ball. Sweet mother of god, 13 to's in the first half alone.

[Banzai]

heard that Nash got injured? knee?

[purplengold]

heard that Nash got injured? knee?

yeah but he was walkin wit it a lil, I think he got a sprain or somtin

[DAF86]

I thought the Lakers had added the best defender on the league.

[Clipper Nation]

heard that Nash got injured? knee?

Yep, left knee injury, he bumped knees with Lillard... looked pretty bad, he was limping off the court...

[Venti Quattro]

I thought the Lakers had added the best defender on the league.

It's one person. The team defense remains to be completely in utter shit.

[Bynumite]

Usually Bynum and Gasol would be enough to do that to a talented player. Just saying.

Not with Gasol in vagina mode and Bynum playing like he didn't give a fuck night in, night out.

[Venti Quattro]

Nash is a go for the second half. It was his shin.

[BanditHiro]

goddamn Aldrige post up Gasol

[ElNono]

Nash out again?

[Clipper Nation]

Chris Mannix ‏@ChrisMannixSI
Nash tried to start the third quarter but was limping badly. Knee issue. Just subbed himself out and is headed to the locker room.

[midnightpulp]

Do Lakers fans with IQs above room temperature actually believe they're better than last year?

Sessions, for all his faults and unfulfilled promises of being a Savior on a Christ-like level, is a better defender than Nash and much better suited for this offense. Sessions at least gave the Lakers some much needed speed and was a dangerous penetrator in the half court. Not a bad passer, either. Nash just kind of hangs around looking lost. If Nash isn't running and gunning, he turns into, well, Steve Blake.

As for Howard. No post game. Can't make freethrows consistently. Retard level basketball IQ. Foul out waiting to happen every game. How is he better than Bynum again? Are Lakers fans (or Howard fans) that enamored with monkey ball athleticism and "spectacular blocked shots that get sent into the 27th row" they actually think Howard is this massive upgrade over Bynum?

[InRareForm]

Damn Blazers +2.5 was easy money tonight

[ElNono]

Howard getting his shit pushed in by JJ Hickson of all people... twice this quarter already

[BanditHiro]

bailout on kobe.

[ElNono]

Lakers got this, tbh... Portland the phony team everyone expected

[jeebus]

Lakers are going nowhere without Team Leader Blake running the show.

[ElNono]

Batum taking a wet shit on LA

[Venti Quattro]

fucking artest running like a headless chicken

[Clipper Nation]

Sessions, for all his faults and unfulfilled promises of being a Savior on a Christ-like level, is a better defender than Nash and much better suited for this offense. Sessions at least gave the Lakers some much needed speed and was a dangerous penetrator in the half court. Not a bad passer, either. Nash just kind of hangs around looking lost. If Nash isn't running and gunning, he turns into, well, Steve Blake.
Also, Sessions doesn't need to dominate the ball to be effective, allowing Kobe to chuck to his heart's content, tbh...

[ElNono]

Is LG down already? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Is LG down already? :lol

If I can only DDOS that shithole, I would.

[AaronY]

Do Lakers fans with IQs above room temperature actually believe they're better than last year?

Sessions, for all his faults and unfulfilled promises of being a Savior on a Christ-like level, is a better defender than Nash and much better suited for this offense. Sessions at least gave the Lakers some much needed speed and was a dangerous penetrator in the half court. Not a bad passer, either. Nash just kind of hangs around looking lost. If Nash isn't running and gunning, he turns into, well, Steve Blake.

As for Howard. No post game. Can't make freethrows consistently. Retard level basketball IQ. Foul out waiting to happen every game. How is he better than Bynum again? Are Lakers fans (or Howard fans) that enamored with monkey ball athleticism and "spectacular blocked shots that get sent into the 27th row" they actually think Howard is this massive upgrade over Bynum?

Good points. Best part? You left out Mike Brown.

[ElNono]

lol Kobe begging for the ball :lol

[timvp]

Steve Blash looking good out there :tu

[ElNono]

you just knew he was gonna toss that

[InRareForm]

Blazers having their way in the paint tbf...

[ElNono]

:lmao

[ElNono]

the princeton airball :lol

[Cry Havoc]

you just knew he was gonna toss that

Toss what? Normal shot for Kobe.

[ElNono]

3 pt game

[BanditHiro]

3 pt game

it was fun while it lasted. Howard showing us why he is the best player in the Lakers.

[Venti Quattro]

Dwight to Blake and then Blake to Dwight!

:lol Nash

[jeebus]

Dwight to Blake and then Blake to Dwight!

:lol Nash

I don't see why people give Blake shit; he's part of the Lakers Big 3

[BanditHiro]

the blazers are idiots

[ElNono]

Lillard is literally westchuck, tbh

[ElNono]

(the good and the bad)

[Venti Quattro]

How many NBA teams has Sasha Pavlovic been in? He's in a new team every fuckin season

[ElNono]

I thought Pavlovic was on the D-League at this point

[ElNono]

:lmao rebounding

[ElNono]

:lol Sasha

[ace3g]

Pavlovic , lol

[ElNono]

:lmao everything falling apart

[BanditHiro]

the lakers bench :lol

[ElNono]

Jamison the hot garbage everyone thought he was, tbh

[jeebus]

Dwight H:lmaoward melting down

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Jamal Crawford alone > the Lakers' whole bench

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Sasha Pavlovic tearing the Lakers apart

[ElNono]

hard to win when you keep giving up 30 pt quarters, tbh

[jeebus]

Jamison the hot garbage everyone thought he was, tbh

B-b-b-but Kool said he was one of the Saviors!

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck these announcers are shitsticks

[ElNono]

did Dwight foul out yet?

:lol

[AaronY]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

If you're a Laker-hater, this been a great start to the season, tbh

[ElNono]

Did Kobe pull the ":cry I'm playing injured :cry" yet?

[Banzai]

0-10..guess I should thank TWC for buying this garbage..I don't have to pay for it lol

[midnightpulp]

Mitch is a daggum genius, that boy is.

Making good use of that 100 mil payroll. His team giving up 1 point for every million spent.

Seriously, how the fuck does a team drop 92 on you through 3 when you have two 7 footers, one of which is supposed to the best defensive player of all-time or some shit, Ron Artest and run the fuckin' slow-as-fuck Princeton Offense?

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

This makes our current chokefest against the Grizzlies look like nothing! :lol

[ElNono]

what's gonna suck is the tlong spam, tbh

[AaronY]

Mitch is a daggum genius, that boy is.

Making good use of that 100 mil payroll. His team giving up 1 point for every million spent.

Seriously, how the fuck does a lottery team drop 92 on you through 3 when you have two 7 footers, one of which is supposed to the best defensive player of all-time or some shit, Ron Artest and run the fuckin' slow-as-fuck Princeton Offense?

fify

[Trainwreck2100]

what's gonna suck is the tlong spam, tbh

bah, just wait for batum to blow out his knee

[ElNono]

When you have Pau and Dwight and the other team outscores you in the paint by double-digits, something is wrong with your coach

[Venti Quattro]

We subscribed to TWC for this shitfest.

[Clipper Nation]

When you have Pau and Dwight and the other team outscores you in the paint by double-digits, something is wrong with your players, especially your 2-guard

fify

[BanditHiro]

points in the paint differential is riddikulus

[ElNono]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

This makes our current chokefest against the Grizzlies look like nothing! :lol

lol Clippers... the fuck you niggas doing?

[Clipper Nation]

lol Clippers... the fuck you niggas doing?
Just toyin' with those cheapshotting bitches at the moment... almost time for CP3 to shut them up, though...

[Venti Quattro]

Clipper Nation's irrational hate for Kobe is getting old like him.

[BanditHiro]

let it go

[ElNono]

At least looks like the Lakeshow are going to score over 90 pts this time around

[daspurs]

LOL y'all muthafuckas suck :lol

[Bynumite]

Clipper Nation's irrational hate for Kobe is getting old like him.

He's a rape victim, that's the only explanation tbh.

[jeebus]

:lol UTSA offense
:lol UTSA defense
:lol lol LA

[Venti Quattro]

21 turnovers...abyssmal

[daspurs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE KOOLAID BITCH ASS AT

[Clipper Nation]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE KOOLAID BITCH ASS AT

:lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Kobe

[BanditHiro]

Kobe thinking he is going to get superstar calls as a sidekick :lol

[ElNono]

I want punches thrown, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Kobe wtf

[daspurs]

Per hollinger.

Some good costumes in arena tonight, but best ones belong to the 12 guys on court dressed up as the Lakers.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[da_suns_fan]

What happened (no nbatv)

[daspurs]

Kobe thinking he is going to get superstar calls as a sidekick :lol

:lol

[Chris]

lol kobe

[ElNono]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol old man

[ElNono]

lol Metta doing something stupid per par

[daspurs]

Dwight with a 30-10-5 stat line and still getting beat by 15 + :lol

[Otaku]

WTF Kobe

[Chris]

lol Artest going psycho mode already

[jeebus]

Blake needs to start chucking up 3s if he's to save this game/team.

[ElNono]

battle royale out there...

[daspurs]

Lmao Im loving this shit :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[ElNono]

Aldrige cold blooded

[ElNono]

Blake thinking he's Nash :lol

[purplengold]

gon be a long process, but this team gon get betta.

[Venti Quattro]

:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry Phil Jackson

[daspurs]

Not as easy as you thought, Huh laker fans?

[ElNono]

The silver lining is that Portland is always tough at home until the 2nd or 3rd knee injury

[ElNono]

watch out... 11pt game and plenty time left

[Clipper Nation]

:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry Phil Jackson

Tbh, Phil is probably laughing his ass off right now....

[BanditHiro]

blazers choking not finishing off defensive plays

[daspurs]

:lol lakers playing with all their heart and soul and still down 10+

[ElNono]

Lillard looks like rookie Kobe

[daspurs]

Kobe brickin with all his might.

[jeebus]

these fag announcers probably 69 each other for a couple hours after the game

[Chris]

clear path

[ElNono]

clear path foul... game over

[Cry Havoc]

Spurs win, Lakers get clobbered. Great night. XD

[daspurs]

Lillard looks like rookie Kobe

looks like westbrook as well, not as explosive though but comparable.

[BanditHiro]

fuck off refs that was clear path

[ElNono]

it should be said: Batum was BEAST

[Juggity]

Lakers bench has produced 13 points in total so far.

[ElNono]

Mitch dialing Sloan as we speak, tbh

[Chris]

Kobe is fuming :lol

[BanditHiro]

bailed kobe out.

[ElNono]

Kobe now knows what she felt, tbh :lol

[Chris]

lmao Artest

[jeebus]

Ron Ron :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Metta

[ElNono]

Blake making them when they don't matter :lol

[jeebus]

Blake stepping up and proving leadership

[ElNono]

both teams player hard, tbh

[whitemamba]

needs some time niggas settle down

[Chris]

Can't wait for the Tlong barrage :lol

[jeebus]

so, how many tlong articles will we see?

[Juggity]

needs some time niggas settle down

10 games son :lol

That's a lot of opportunity to win.

[Banzai]

Steve Blake is such a bad player..and mike brown..fucking piece of dog shit.

[Raven]

Did Kobe pull the ":cry I'm playing injured :cry" yet?

i love you dude :lmao