If Obama wins reelection...

[ploto]

Please list hear all the crazy things you have been told or sent that will happen if Obama wins. I want real things that people have claimed.

My two from today:

If Obama wins reelection, he will close down all the Catholic schools!

If Obama wins reelection, he will outlaw adoption! (no clue where that came from)

[DarrinS]

I have only heard/read that crazy shit will happen if Obama loses.

Edit> mostly, what Obama supporters would do

[ploto]

I have only heard/read that crazy shit will happen if Obama loses.

Surely, you have heard all the things Obama will do in a second term if he does not have to run for reelection!

What crazy shit will Obama do if he loses???

[DarrinS]

Surely, you have heard all the things Obama will do in a second term if he does not have to run for reelection!

What crazy shit will Obama do if he loses???

Not worried about Obama doing anything "crazy". His "normal" is bad enough.

[101A]

Marshall law
Sharia law
etc

[ElNono]

My co-worker who is an ardent red-teamer was watching Fox today and I think I overheard the word socialism like 15 times in a 20 min timespan, tbh

[Winehole23]

Not worried about Obama doing anything "crazy". His "normal" is bad enough.In what way? Just curious.

You have the habit of stating your opinions without really making them clear. There's nothing wrong with glittering generalities, but one does wonder what's behind them sometimes.

[DJ Mbenga]

he'll be like "fuck this left shit, back to 2010 centrist. hey boehnor get your bitch cantor in check i got pelosi grounded. i guess ill sacrafice a morning of basketball for your nigggas golf"

[Wild Cobra]

Well, if Obama loses, I'm pretty sure there will be riots in several cities.

[boutons_deux]

In what way? Just curious.

You have the habit of stating your opinions without really making them clear. There's nothing wrong with glittering generalities, but one does wonder what's behind them sometimes.

right-wingers never list the horrible disasters they claim Barry caused PERSONALLY.

Just like all the slanders Fox Repug Propaganda network spewed as fear-mongering in 2008 have proved to be simply untrue.

[CosmicCowboy]

Implement Obamacare

Run multi trillion deficits for the next 4 year

crazy, huh?

[boutons_deux]

Implement Obamacare

Run multi trillion deficits for the next 4 year

crazy, huh?

Obamacare was/is/will be huge progress for the 99%.

Bronco Bama's spending is down, not up. The growth in deficts are effectively totally due to Repug/VRWC policies.

Got any other LIES?

[CosmicCowboy]

Obamacare was/is/will be huge progress for the 99%.

Bronco Bama's spending is down, not up. The growth in deficts are effectively totally due to Repug/VRWC policies.

Got any other LIES?

GFY

[CosmicCowboy]

The 99% are gonna take it in the ass on obamacare. The bottom 15% will get it free and the other 84% of the 99% will pay for it. The 1% will have the same quality health care they always had at about the same price.

[benefactor]

I overheard by boss telling her daughter on the phone to watch out for riots and signs of martial law. She was making plans for her kids to find safe ways to her.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The 99% are gonna take it in the ass on obamacare. The bottom 15% will get it free and the other 84% of the 99% will pay for it. The 1% will have the same quality health care they always had at about the same price.

The bottom 15% already gets free healthcare and sucks the teat of the rest of the country. I really don't see Obamacare doing much, for better or for worse. Obama doesn't do anything about the fact we have a bottom layer as big as the population of Spain that lives off the rest of the country, which is one of the two big healthcare problems in our country. The other healthcare problem is our population as a whole eats too much, smokes too much, doesn't exercise enough, and doesn't give a shit about its health. Our healthcare costs wouldn't be so high if our obesity rate wasn't so high.

[Trainwreck2100]

but.....but....insurance companies are jacking up their rates to pay for it, it's obama's fault they are going to make a profit

[ErnestLynch]

If Obama win I will raise price of grape soda at store.

[Drachen]

but.....but....insurance companies are jacking up their rates to pay for it, it's obama's fault they are going to make a profit

The director of my office stated last year that the reason we had a penalty of $500 to cover a spouse who could get their own insurance was obamacare (despite the fact that insurance companies, including the one my company uses, began charging that fee on policies in 2001-2002). He told a few people that our company is holding off on open enrollment until after the election because if Obama wins, we will see an increase of 75% in our premiums for less coverage and if Mitt is elected we will see a decrease of 5%. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Implement Obamacare

Run multi trillion deficits for the next 4 year

crazy, huh?
Sounds like Willard, especially since he invented Obamacare :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Keep Obama in president! He gave us a phone, he gon' do more!

[ElNono]

Keep Obama in president! He gave us a phone, he gon' do more!

Very excited about this election. I think it's a win-win: If Barry wins I get my free phone, if Gekko wins I get trickle-down richness for a free phone.

Generous country, tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Very excited about this election. I think it's a win-win: If Barry wins I get my free phone, if Gekko wins I get trickle-down richness for a free phone.

Generous country, tbh
True. However, I'm still waiting for Obama to pay for my gas and mortgage.

[TeyshaBlue]

A dog on every grill!

Darth Vader on the Death Panels.

Gary Busey appointed to a new cabinet position: "The Department Of Stuff That Makes The POTUS Look Sane By Contrast"

[scott]

Implement Obamacare

Run multi trillion deficits for the next 4 year

crazy, huh?

Do you think these things won't happen if Romney wins?

[TeyshaBlue]

Do you think these things won't happen if Romney wins?

Wasn't the question, tbh.

[ElNono]

True. However, I'm still waiting for Obama to pay for my gas and mortgage.

Well, darn it, get in line...

[scott]

They guna' take our guns!!!

[scott]

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[TeyshaBlue]

Scott as "the Secretary of Depends"!

[scott]

Wasn't the question, tbh.

I had a follow-up!

[scott]

Scott as "the Secretary of Depends"!

As the father of a two-year old, I am experienced to lead the Diaper Cabinet Post.

[TeyshaBlue]

As the father of a two-year old, I am experienced to lead the Diaper Cabinet Post.

:lol

[DarrinS]

Evidently, Romney wants to repeal Obamacare AND the thirteenth amendment

o2ae_S1DH7M

[dbestpro]

If Obama wins re-election we will be faced with gridlock and the only thing will change in four years is we will have greater debt and more people will be unemployed. Boy, how craxy is that one, huh?

[dbestpro]

Well, if Obama loses, I'm pretty sure there will be riots in several cities.

At least those cities will be able to give people a job cleaning up the mess.

[RandomGuy]

If Obama wins re-election we will be faced with gridlock and the only thing will change in four years is we will have greater debt and more people will be unemployed. Boy, how craxy is that one, huh?

The only thing that would change that were the Republican party to stop putting tea party "no-compromise" radicals into the house of representatives.

[ElNono]

Well, if Obama loses, I'm pretty sure there will be riots in several cities.

How sure? $20 sure? $100 sure?

[dbestpro]

The only thing that would change that were the Republican party to stop putting tea party "no-compromise" radicals into the house of representatives.

Poison breeds poison. The more negative the left is the more negative the right will be. You either learn to compromise or you can expect nothing to change. It is the nature of politics and what keeps the radicals of both sides in check.

[RandomGuy]

How sure? $20 sure? $100 sure?

He knows at this point it won't happen, so I am pretty sure he will go to the high end.

The thing now, is where will the riots be when Mittworth loses?

[Th'Pusher]

Poison breeds poison. The more negative the left is the more negative the right will be. You either learn to compromise or you can expect nothing to change. It is the nature of politics and what keeps the radicals of both sides in check.

Name all the radicals in the house on the left that have been unwilling to compromise.

[RandomGuy]

Poison breeds poison. The more negative the left is the more negative the right will be. You either learn to compromise or you can expect nothing to change. It is the nature of politics and what keeps the radicals of both sides in check.

Democrats were quite willing to compromise in the last budget fuck up.

Oddly enough, polls of democrats show they generally place a high value on compromise at about the same rate as Republicans value "sticking to principles".

Go figure.

In this case the blame for the gridlock is a lot easier to place.

[dbestpro]

He knows at this point it won't happen, so I am pretty sure he will go to the high end.

The thing now, is where will the riots be when Mittworth loses?

That happens when thee unemployment checks run out and sequestration kick in.

[Trainwreck2100]

Poison breeds poison. The more negative the left is the more negative the right will be. You either learn to compromise or you can expect nothing to change. It is the nature of politics and what keeps the radicals of both sides in check.

Seriously? The house agenda for the past 2 years was literally do nothing for 2years.

[dbestpro]

Name all the radicals in the house on the left that have been unwilling to compromise.

See: Senate.

[Bill_Brasky]

The 99% are gonna take it in the ass on obamacare. The bottom 15% will get it free and the other 84% of the 99% will pay for it. The 1% will have the same quality health care they always had at about the same price.

Well god forbid tax dollars go to helping sick Americans instead of oil wars.

[RandomGuy]

That happens when thee unemployment checks run out and sequestration kick in.

Meh. They won't let the sequestration happen, for all the blather from both sides.

[RandomGuy]

See: Senate.

You do understand that budget bills are originated in the House, right?

[Th'Pusher]

See: Senate.

Ok. Name the radicals on the left in the senate that are unwilling to compromise. Can you back any of these generalizations up?

[boutons_deux]

"You either learn to compromise"

The Repug insanity has been to take extremely radical positions and refuse to compromise. eg, the huge tax cuts for the wealthy is 2001 were pushed through by Senate reconciliation.

You of course are full of shit to say the poison from the Dems causes the poison from the Repugs.

Repugs have been drifting to the extreme right, purging all moderates, pledging to NEVER raise taxes (on the rich and corps), have been polarizing and dividing American since 92 when the VRWC went on its witch hunt of the Clintons, and then Gingrich's shutdown of the govt.

[dbestpro]

"You either learn to compromise"

The Republicans way of thinking has been to take extremely alternate positions and refuse to compromise. eg, the huge tax cuts for the wealthy is 2001 were pushed through by Senate reconciliation.

I, of course am full of shit to think that the poison from the Dems did not cause the poison from the Republicans.

Republicans have been holding the center while democrats have purged all moderates, pledging to NEVER raise taxes on businesses that create jobs, have been polarizing and dividing the American left since 92 when the VRWC went on its witch hunt of the Clintons, and then Gingrich's shutdown of the govt.


Fixed.

[Th'Pusher]

Fixed.
Ah. Ok. Another red teamer with absolutely no grasp on reality.

[101A]

He knows at this point it won't happen, so I am pretty sure he will go to the high end.

The thing now, is where will the riots be when Mittworth loses?

Picturing 2400 sf ranch in Salt Lake City, about 11:30 p.m. (Mtn time) - father in front of the T.V: "Darnit."

Wife (1): "My goodness Harold, I hope the children didn't see that!"

[RandomGuy]

Fixed.

Here is a list of representatives who have signed Norquist's pledge:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/atrfiles/files/files/072911-federalpledgesigners.pdf

Sorry man, when you have one side that needs to compromise on an issue actively pledging to forgo part of the solution that everyone knows needs to happen, and a party that very very strongly punishes those who don't sign onto this lack of compromise in the primaries, you get gridlock.

As I said before, the blame for gridlock is quite clear, AND PROVABLE, in this case, unless you simply want to ignore reality and go with blind ideological cognitive bias.

[SA210]

Doesn't matter who wins, America loses. They are the same.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46500_440238169367268_2027981556_n.jpg

[Fpoonsie]

My mom's insistent that he wants to be dictator, he hates America and wants to carry out his father's plans of destroying it...

...and that he might be the antichrist. I WISH I was making this up.

[scott]

My mom's insistent that he wants to be dictator, he hates America and wants to carry out his father's plans of destroying it...

...and that he might be the antichrist. I WISH I was making this up.

Angel Luv is your mom?

[clambake]

My mom's insistent that he wants to be dictator, he hates America and wants to carry out his father's plans of destroying it...

...and that he might be the antichrist. I WISH I was making this up.
your mom wouldn't happen to be angel_luv, would she?

[clambake]

damn u scott

[CosmicCowboy]

Seriously? The senate agenda for the past 2 years was literally do nothing for 2 years.

fixed it for you. House passed tons of stuff that never saw the senate floor for a vote.

[Fpoonsie]

The saddest part is that angel_luv's distorted view is more commonplace than one would think.

[FromWayDowntown]

I'm pretty sure if Obama wins, God's wrath will bring us about a hurricane a week.

[coyotes_geek]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46500_440238169367268_2027981556_n.jpg

:lmao

[scott]

Seriously? The congressional agenda for the past 2 years was literally do nothing for 2 years.
fixed it for you. Congress passed tons of stuff that never saw the congress floor for a vote.

Fixed it for both of you.

C'mon CC, you're better than this. The pressure of Election Day has turned you into a hardened Red Teamer

[Spurminator]

The entire 2016: Obama's America film probably qualifies.

[CosmicCowboy]

Fixed it for both of you.

C'mon CC, you're better than this. The pressure of Election Day has turned you into a hardened Red Teamer

Agree that there is plenty of blame to go around for both sides.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, according to a video posted here, I'm pretty sure that if Obama wins reelection he and his fellow Muslims are going to take away our freedom of religion.

[boutons_deux]

Agree that there is plenty of blame to go around for both sides.

the right-wing doesn't defend its shit, just says, in false equivalence, the Dems are as bad as the Repugs.

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao at the double Angel_Luv references back to back

[Winehole23]

double tap

[Winehole23]

...

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol so whose the clowns on here sayin obama is only a 1 term president...bunch of ass clowns and fear warmongering stupid shit

[gameFACE]

Seriously? The house agenda for the past 2 years was literally do nothing for 2years.
If Obama wins the Republicans are toast in 2014.

(and he will win.....)

[boutons_deux]

"The house agenda for the past 2 years was literally do nothing for 2years."

the House Repugs passed Ryan's budget TWICE!

also, 20+ bills and/or amendments on abortion

blocked the Vets Jobs Bill

Blocked the Jobs Bill

gutted financial regulation, cut IRS funding by $400M, etc, etc.

[boutons_deux]

6 Excuses Right-Wingers Are Teeing Up In Case Obama Beats Romney


It's never the fault of conservatism!

1. Obviously, Fraud
There have already been a slew of stories (http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/11/05/allegation-unions-putting-illegal-immigrants-voter-rolls-clouds-nevada-voting) in the conservative media about unauthorized immigrants who were registered to vote. Not that they voted. This is being pushed by William Gheen, a belligerent anti-immigrant hard-liner who runs ALIPAC.

2. Voter Suppression
Yes, irony is dead. “Voter Suppression” was the headline for a breathless Fox News story (http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/11/06/ebony-on-ivory-suppression-in-action-the-blackening/) about that one guy – the one called “the new Black Panthers” – who is apparently standing outside a Philadelphia polling place doing nothing in particular except being SCARY AND BLACK.

3. Mitt Romney's to the Left of Dennis Kucinich
Obviously, Mitt's purportedly “moderate” reputation will be primarily to blame. It's unclear what evidence there is that Romney's a moderate, other than the fact that he Etch-sketched into one when running in true-blue Massachusetts.
While everyone outside the bubble knows that Mitt Romney is going to do far better than the rest of this year's GOP freak show – Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich and Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry – would have, expect to hear a lot about how any one of those true conservatives could have wiped the floor with Obama.

4. Moochers Gotta Mooch
As I've written before, the idea that 47 percent of the country are dependent on public services is nothing but a pernicious lie – people tend to rely on these services for an average of a year when they fall on hard times. The idea that half of Americans are permanently in this group is simply wrong, and the suggestion is kind of disgusting.
But reality doesn't matter much in politics, as Pema Levy reports (http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/11/romney-supporters-obama-47-percent-victory.php) on a common theme she encountered at a Romney rally:
FAIRFAX, Va. — If President Obama wins re-election on Tuesday, retired Army Colonel Allen Wild knows exactly who blame: “the 47 percent.” Not the leaked video (http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/secret-video-romney-private-fundraiser) of Republican nominee Mitt Romney claiming that 47 percent of Americans will vote for Obama because they are dependent on government.
“The takers,” Wild explained to TPM at a Romney rally on the final day of the campaign Monday here at George Mason University. “Those who pay no income tax.”


5. Does This Mean Mitt Romney is a Gay Abortionist?
We all know that God visits natural disasters on the United States because of gays and lesbians and abortion. An emerging excuse/ storyline (http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/265777-gop-pundits-sandy-stopped-romneys-momentum)on the right is that Romney had had all this “momentum” – he didn't – until Hurricane Sandy swooped in an stole his thunder.
Now, why would God send Sandy to help Obama win? It would be irresponsiblenot to speculate!
Fortunately Nate Silver – whom Wonkette refers to as “your math and statistics boyfriend” – has this one pretty thoroughly debunked (http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/05/nov-4-did-hurricane-sandy-blow-romney-off-course/).

6. And, Of Course...
Items 1-5 pale beside the treason of the LIEbrul media, which covered up for all of Obama's outrageous nontroversies and totally rigged the debates to make Romney look cold and robotic. That one just never gets old.

http://www.alternet.org/6-excuses-right-wingers-are-teeing-case-obama-beats-romney?akid=9652.187590.TEM0c3&rd=1&src=newsletter739871&t=5

[Wild Cobra]

7. The public is bought and paid for by candidates promising them "other people's money."

[LnGrrrR]

WC, that's reason number 4. It seems like Boutons is correct :lmao

[Wild Cobra]

WC, that's reason number 4. It seems like Boutons is correct :lmao
Does it hurt to repeat it, in a simpler wording?

[Drachen]

.... You know, so guys like WC can understand it?

[ElNono]

Doesn't matter who wins, America loses. They are the same.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46500_440238169367268_2027981556_n.jpg

Underrated post, tbh :lol

[timvp]

red teamer: It's going to be a tragedy if Obama wins today.

me: Eh, if he's horrible, the country will have a chance to go in another direction in four years.

red teamer: If Obama wins, there's not going to be a country in four years. At least a dozen states will instantly withdraw from the U.S. and it will kickstart a civil war. Same thing happened to the USSR.

me: *can't-tell-if-serious face*

red teamer: *serious face*

[Brazil]

red teamer: It's going to be a tragedy if Obama wins today.

me: Eh, if he's horrible, the country will have a chance to go in another direction in four years.

red teamer: If Obama wins, there's not going to be a country in four years. At least a dozen states will instantly withdraw from the U.S. and it will kickstart a civil war. Same thing happened to the USSR.

me: *can't-tell-if-serious face*

red teamer: *serious face*

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

Should I listen to Rush or Alex Jones tomorrow?

[boutons_deux]

front page of Express-NEws

64 Barry to 40 EV

47.7% Barry to 51.2%

[AFBlue]

Entitlements will not be addressed, the national debt will reach $20T, and a budget will not be passed.

[UnWantedTheory]

I once heard someone say that Obama was the closest thing to Hitler they have ever seen. It made me kinda chuckle at first & then I realized I was disgusted. Leave it to a fucking Texas conservative repub to compare Obama to Hitler. I am still amazed at the comment.

[DMC]

God wants Obama to win ergo Sandy. That gave Obama the last minute chance to show he's not George W. Bush 2.0. That gave him the chance to show a contrast between two response times. As tragic as it was, he made out like a bandit. He would have won regardless, but he pretty much took a huge Ron Paul on Romney after that.

[DMC]

I once heard someone say that Obama was the closest thing to Hitler they have ever seen. It made me kinda chuckle at first & then I realized I was disgusted. Leave it to a fucking Texas conservative repub to compare Obama to Hitler. I am still amazed at the comment.

It's not as far fetched as you think. Both were about change, both were really well received, both could hit the 3.

[UnWantedTheory]

Lol. So not what the bitch meant. But K.