NFL Race Bowl 2012

[monosylab1k]

Whites/Pacific vs. Black/Hispanic, which team wins?

WHITE/PACIFIC

QB - Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Matt Ryan
HB - Peyton Hillis, Toby Gerhart, Danny Woodhead
WR - Wes Welker, Jordy Nelson, Brian Hartline, Eric Decker
TE - Rob Gronkowski, Jason Witten

DT - Haoli Ngata, Justin Smith
DE - Jared Allen, JJ Watt
LB - Clay Matthews, Brian Urlacher, Brian Cushing, Chad Greenway
CB - Steve Gregory, Julian Edelman
S - Eric Weddle, Troy Polamalu

BLACK/HISPANIC

QB - Tony Romo, Cam Newton, RG3
HB - Arian Foster, Adrian Peterson, Marshawn Lynch
WR - Reggie Wayne, Brandon Marshall, Megatron, Victor Cruz
TE - Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis

DT - Vince Wilfork, Ndamukong Suh
DE - JPP, John Abraham
LB - DeMarcus Ware, Patrick Willis, Von Miller, Jerod Mayo
CB - Darrelle Revis, Lardarius Webb
S - Ed Reed, Charles Woodson

Starting Tony Romo will ruffle some Nubian feathers around here, but I only put him there to give the black team a chance, it would be an absolute massacre otherwise. The White team's one weak spot is their secondary, so I got a guy who can actually throw the ball semi-effectively to take advantage of the shitty white cornerbacks.

FINAL SCORE

(starting Romo)
Whites 34, Blacks 31

(starting a black guy at QB)
Whites 45, Blacks 17

imho

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lolMatt Ryan over Brees or Peyton

[lefty]

I say the non-white, because they can still catch a bad pass

[monosylab1k]

LOL Avante viewing thread. This should be good.

[monosylab1k]

:lolMatt Ryan over Brees or Peyton

Well there's like 10 guys I could have put for white QB. I had to pick 3.

[monosylab1k]

Also, I didn't list O-lines because there's enough good black or white linemen to where they'd pretty much be equal for both teams. White team would get more holding penalties cuz they aren't as fast, Black team would get more false start penalties cuz they aren't as smart. Evens out overall.

[Avante]

All Time Race Bowl

Whites

QB...Joe Montana, Brett Favre
RB...John Riggins, Jim Taylor, Larry Czonka, Hugh "The King" McElhenny
WR...Steve Largent, Fred Biletnikoff, Lance Alworth, Ray Berry
TE...Jason Witten, Dave Casper

Blacks

QB...Warren Moon, Donovan McNabb
RB...Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Emmitt Smith
WR...Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Chris Carter
TE...Shannon Sharpe, John Mackey

Talk about a mismatch, wow!

[jeebus]

well son, without white teammates to explain the plays and to read english for them, the black team would just be lost tbqh. plus those sideline pictures would evolve into just pictures of fried chicken and watermelon, thus furthering the distraction. imo.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

When Donovan McNabb is your 2nd best black QB of all time, you know you're fucked.

[Avante]

well son, without white teammates to explain the plays and to read english for them, the black team would just be lost tbqh. plus those sideline pictures would evolve into just pictures of fried chicken and watermelon, thus furthering the distraction. imo.


Ever heard of Eddie Robinson, Tony Dungy, how have the Steelers been doing?

[Avante]

When Donovan McNabb is your 2nd best black QB of all time, you know you're fucked.

When you've only got one player (Alworth) on your offense who can break a 4.50 40 you know you're fucked.

[monosylab1k]

how have the Steelers been doing?

listening to Dick LeBeau

[Avante]

listening to Dick LeBeau

Now let's take...

James Harrison
Hines Ward
Franco Harris
Jerome Bettis
"Mean" Joe Greene
Mel Blount
John Stallworth
Mike Wallace
L.C.Greenwood
Dwight "Mad Dog" White
Ernie Holmes
Lynn Swann

....off those Steeler teams and what do we have?

[Lincoln]

Who are the kickers/punters?

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

When you've only got one player (Alworth) on your offense who can break a 4.50 40 you know you're fucked.

The fact that you chose Brett Favre as your second best all-time white QB over the likes of Elway, Marino, Peyton, and probably about 5 others tells me all I need to know about your lack of football knowledge. You are a dumb old faggot.

[Avante]

Who are the kickers/punters?


Kicker...Donald Igwebuike 75.5%

Punter....Reggie Roby 43.3avg

My kick returner...Devin Hester

Who does the white team have?

[Avante]

The fact that you chose Brett Favre as your second best all-time white QB over the likes of Elway, Marino, Peyton, and probably about 5 others tells me all I need to know about your lack of football knowledge. You are a dumb old faggot.

You might wanna do your homework asshole, then get back to me.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

You might wanna do your homework asshole, then get back to me.

Obvious idiocy doesn't require homework. Your "all-time" white QB team includes Brett Favre as your backup, which implies that you think he is the 2nd best QB of all time. I guarantee not one poster in this forum would agree with you on that. You are a complete fucking moron.

[Avante]

Obvious idiocy doesn't require homework. Your "all-time" white QB team includes Brett Favre as your backup, which implies that you think he is the 2nd best QB of all time. I guarantee not one poster in this forum would agree with you on that. You are a complete fucking moron.

I guarantee you that not one poster on this board could tell me a lot of things. Who backed up Jimmy Brown? Who was the first 1000 yard rusher from a JC? I could go on and on.

Brett Favre threw 508 td passes that is 88 more than Marino in second place and a couple 100 more than Montana. He threw for over 71 thousand yards, nobody else threw for over 61 thousand. He won Superbowls.

I had a feeling you didn't know shit, you didn't.

His completion % is better than Marino.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

I guarantee you that not one poster on this board could tell me a lot of things. Who backed up Jimmy Brown? Who was the first 1000 yard rusher from a JC? I could go on and on.

Brett Favre threw 508 td paases that is 88 more than Marino in second place and a couple 100 more than Montana. He threw for over 71 thousand yards, nobody else threw for over 61 thousand. He won Superbowls.

I had a feeling you didn't know shit, you didn't.

Find me one list from a sports writer, analyst, or former player that has Brett Favre number 2 on their all-time QB list, moron. I just googled "top 10 QB's of all time", and looked at about 15 different lists from different writers, and Favre isn't #2 on ANY of them. Once again, just another shitty take from you, which everyone here knows you are famous for. In other words, I had a feeling YOU didn't know shit, and YOU didn't.

[vander]

I want to see this game

[monosylab1k]

Now let's take...

James Harrison
Hines Ward
Franco Harris
Jerome Bettis
"Mean" Joe Greene
Mel Blount
John Stallworth
Mike Wallace
L.C.Greenwood
Dwight "Mad Dog" White
Ernie Holmes
Lynn Swann

....off those Steeler teams and what do we have?

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Take Terry Bradshaw, Neil O'Donnell, Tommy Maddox, and Ben Roethlisberger off the Steelers and what do you have? a cokehead in Gilliam, another shitty unaccurate, godawful QB in Kordell, and 0 super bowls for the steelers.

[Avante]

Find me one list from a sports writer, analyst, or former player that has Brett Favre number 2 on their all-time QB list, moron. I just googled "top 10 QB's of all time", and looked at about 15 different lists from different writers, and Favre isn't #2 on ANY of them. Once again, just another shitty take from you, which everyone here knows you are famous for. In other words, I had a feeling YOU didn't know shit, and YOU didn't.


Ok then who do you have at number two and I will show you why Favre is better. Hell dude I've sen all those lists, some have Otto Graham at number one, some have Johnny Unitas, some have Joe Montana with no mention of either Unitas or Graham.

Come on man who really is number two?

[gaKNOW!blee]

I guarantee you that not one poster on this board could tell me a lot of things. Who backed up Jimmy Brown? Who was the first 1000 yard rusher from a JC? I could go on and on.

Brett Favre threw 508 td passes that is 88 more than Marino in second place and a couple 100 more than Montana. He threw for over 71 thousand yards, nobody else threw for over 61 thousand. He won Superbowls.

I had a feeling you didn't know shit, you didn't.

His completion % is better than Marino.

Actually favre only won 1 superbowl, where he was carried by his special teams

[Avante]

How many did Marino, Tarkenton, Kelly win?

So who are the top two QB's in your opinion?

[gaKNOW!blee]

How many did Marino, Tarkenton, Kelly win?

So who are the top two QB's in your opinion?

Lol don't get mad at me cause you don't know the facts.

[Avante]

Lol don't get mad at me cause you don't know the facts.

I don't know the facts???????? Dude, I challenge you are anyone to give me a QB more impressive than Brett Favre. I will overwelm you/them with facts.

I'll ask you again, who are your two top QB's?

[gaKNOW!blee]

Yes you don't know the facts...you said favre had won superbowls. That's not true.

1. Joe Montana
2. Peyton manning

[Avante]

Yes you don't know the facts...you said favre had won superbowls. That's not true.

1. Joe Montana
2. Peyton manning

You got to be kidding me, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Really working hard there to find something/anything to criticize.

[dirk4mvp]

Also, I didn't list O-lines because there's enough good black or white linemen to where they'd pretty much be equal for both teams. White team would get more holding penalties cuz they aren't as fast, Black team would get more false start penalties cuz they aren't as smart. Evens out overall.

:lol

[J.T.]

Peyton Manning took a team to the Super Bowl that finished in last place two years later, and during that season had his opposition so afraid of him, they did insanely stupid shit like going for it on 4th down and 2 basically in their own red zone with only a 6 point lead. On the road.

When you make Bill Belichick do this, you're better than Brett Favre.

[Avante]

Peyton Manning took a team to the Super Bowl that finished in last place two years later, and during that season had his opposition so afraid of him, they did insanely stupid shit like going for it on 4th down and 2 basically in their own red zone with only a 6 point lead. On the road.

When you make Bill Belichick do this, you're better than Brett Favre.


Do you know anything at all about longevity at the top and what that means at the QB position? Favre did so many things no other QB has ever done. His stats are on a whole different level. Do just a tad bit of homework.

[gaKNOW!blee]

Do you know anything at all about longevity at the top and what that means at the QB position? Favre did so many things no other QB has ever done. His stats are on a whole different level. Do just a tad bit of homework.

So a guy hangs around forever and racks up stats, that means he's the best??

Do you understand the numbers manning and brady will put up if they start 298 games like Favre did?

[dirk4mvp]

:lol Avante thinking Peyton throwing ~30 tds and 4,000 yards for the next couple of seasons is out of the realm of possibility. The only record Favre has on lock is INTs.

[J.T.]

Do you know anything at all about longevity at the top and what that means at the QB position? Favre did so many things no other QB has ever done. His stats are on a whole different level. Do just a tad bit of homework.

I know you're a fucking nerd who jerks off to football almanacs. That's what I know.

[Avante]

Sorry if I go a little deeper than next weeks games, my bad. Which I can do just like everyone else.

[chunticakes]

talk about hijacking a thread...

[Trainwreck2100]

talk about hijacking a thread...

Avante thinks it's okay when he does it cause he's a giant fucking hypocrite