Keeping that woman....

[Avante]

...you decided to spend the rest of your life with.

Running the streets, hitting the bars looking for Miss Tonight is totally different than what I'm talking about. If the goal is to get your dick wet, fuck it, whatever it takes will work. The stories I could tell and all of you have yours. Obviously the one big bummer was there you sit on her couch as she slips into something more comfortable, then in walks her husband. Yes size does matter, being a biggie saved my ass more than once. When I'd hear.."leave"...it was always.."yes sir".

Anyway...

Once you decide to settle down you better have all those thoughts of strange pussy out of your mind, you best have satisfied that hunger before you decide to tie the knot. Money is huge, if you don't have any forget about it, nothing sucks more than being poor and stuck with one woman. If you're poor you'll need that strange pussy to cheer you up. I'm dead serious.

If you guys have money, very cool, yes $$$$$$$$$ does buy happiness anyone saying it doesn't is stupid. You want to keep her you'll need to buy her things, satisfy her materialistic wants and needs. Your cute little dimples only last so long.

You treat her like she is your prized possesion, because she is. You make damn sure you put her first and she knows this. Your buddies, football, hobbies are what you do after she is taken care of. Do all you can to make her life as easy/enjoyable as you can. Be neat, help with the house chores, none of this silly ass..that's woman's work. That will not work.

Listen to her, there is nothing more important in a relationship, not even that $$$$$ I talked about. Women simply adore a man who listens, they will gobble you up because it's so rare and they know it. Little things are big to a woman, little love notes, gifts for no reason other than you love her.

Those of you still at the...women are hoes/bitches...stage of life are too immature for a serious relationship with a full grown woman, stick to running the streets, sitting on bar stools checking out that nights potenial Miss Tonight, which is fun for awhile, until sex without emotion starts becoming a drag.

Find a lady then treat her like one, listen when she talks, make her feel important. Life can be great, nothing compares to making love.

[GoodOdor]

Shut up, faggot.

[Avante]

Shut up, faggot.

translation

I've never been with a full grown woman before, I have sniffed my sisters painties however, she weighs 300 pounds.

[lebomb]

...you decided to spend the rest of your life with.

Running the streets, hitting the bars looking for Miss Tonight is totally different than what I'm talking about. If the goal is to get your dick wet, fuck it, whatever it takes will work. The stories I could tell and all of you have yours. Obviously the one big bummer was there you sit on her couch as she slips into something more comfortable, then in walks her husband. Yes size does matter, being a biggie saved my ass more than once. When I'd hear.."leave"...it was always.."yes sir".

Anyway...

Once you decide to settle down you better have all those thoughts of strange pussy out of your mind, you best have satisfied that hunger before yiou decide to tie the knot. Money is huge, if you don't have any forget about it, nothing sucks more than being poor and stuck with one woman. If you're poor you'll need that strange pussy to cheer you up. I'm dead serious.

If you guys have money, very cool, yes $$$$$$$$$ does buy happiness anyone saying it doesn't is stupid. You want to keep her you'll need to buy her things, satisfy her materialistic wants and needs. Your cute little dimples only last so long.

You treat her like she is your prized possesion, because she is. You make damn sure you put her first and she knows this. Your buddies, football, hobbies are what you do after she is taken care of. Do all you can to make her life as easy/enjoyable as you can. Be neat, help with the house chores, none of this silly ass..that's woman's work. That will not work.

Listen to her, there is nothing more important in a relationship, not even that $$$$$ I talked about. Women simply adore a man who listens, they will gobble you up because it's so rare and they know it. Little things are big to a woman, little love notes, gifts for no reason other than you love her.

Those of you still at the...women are hoes/bitches...stage of life are too immature for a serious relationship with a full grown woman, stick to running the streets, sitting on bar stools checking out that nights potenial Miss Tonight, which is fun for awhile, until sex without emotion starts becoming a drag.

Find a lady then treat her like one, listen when she talks, make her feel important. Life can be great, nothing compares to making love.


Words of wisdom.....if you plan on being happy with a wife or significant other. I royally fucked up my marriage. She left me for half the reasons you talk about. I lost a really, really good woman. Tossin her salad couldnt keep it together. Sadly, I admit that as well. BUT!!!! There is light at the end of the tunnel. My new g/f of almost a year is my top priority. I learned from all the fuckin up I did in my marriage. Gonna love this one, treat her like she should be treated, listen to her, cater to her...........toss her salad. You know, the things a niggra should do. :hat

[CuckingFunt]

Get. A. Blog.

[Lincoln]

Didn't read. Shut the fuck up faggot

[johnsmith]

Get. A. Blog.


Shut up, faggot.


Didn't read. Shut the fuck up faggot

[lebomb]

Shut up faggot


Get. A. Blog.


Didn't read. Shut the fuck up faggot





Wow, yall had some great input on this thread :jack

[johnsmith]

Shut up, faggot.

[lebomb]

I will beat your ass with your own 2" dick............ johnny

[CuckingFunt]

Wow, yall had some great input on this thread :jack

Well, we can't all be expected to ruminate on the value of licking assholes.

[lebomb]

Well, we can't all be expected to ruminate on the value of licking assholes.


Dont hate because Im a lil nasty in the sack............ :king

[Avante]

Words of wisdom.....if you plan on being happy with a wife or significant other. I royally fucked up my marriage. She left me for half the reasons you talk about. I lost a really, really good woman. Tossin her salad couldnt keep it together. Sadly, I admit that as well. BUT!!!! There is light at the end of the tunnel. My new g/f of almost a year is my top priority. I learned from all the fuckin up I did in my marriage. Gonna love this one, treat her like she should be treated, listen to her, cater to her...........toss her salad. You know, the things a niggra should do. :hat

As all us men know, women are strange, so you have to anticipate things, put yourself in the best position to get the reaction you want. You cannoit survive in a relationship being lazy and taking things for granted. It does take creativity and work, you have to plug in to what it takes to make it work. It all starts with communication, listening.

[Avante]

Get. A. Blog.

Don't read.

[lebomb]

It all starts with communication, listening.


BINGO!!!! When my g/f vents......I sit there and STFU. When she is done, she gives me a hug and says thanks for listening. I didnt hear half the shit she said. :lmao

[Avante]

Didn't read. Shut the fuck up faggot

translation

Never been with a woman.

[CuckingFunt]

Dont hate because Im a lil nasty in the sack............ :king

My feelings about you as a poster have nothing to do with what you claim to do in the bedroom.

[mrsmaalox]

"being a biggie" :lol

[lebomb]

My feelings about you as a poster have nothing to do with what you claim to do in the bedroom.

Ditto

[Avante]

BINGO!!!! When my g/f vents......I sit there and STFU. When she is done, she gives me a hug and says thanks for listening. I didnt hear half the shit she said. :lmao

I make a point to pick sometime during the day to ask her...."what's up?" Most the time she'll smile.."not much"....then a few little nothings and we are both off into our own little worlds. Then there are those times she does want to talk about something so I give her 100& of my attention. I know she loves that about me because she shows it.

[lebomb]

I was just kidding........... I do listen. Its very important to actually HEAR what they are saying, not just sitting there listening. I learned that as well

[Avante]

I was just kidding........... I do listen. Its very important to actually HEAR what they are saying, not just sitting there listening. I learned that as well

So many relationships go down the drain because he didn't pay attention to her. That is without question the most important element in a relationship.

[Avante]

johnsmith


I usually play along with you because it's funny. Not really in the mood today little fella, ok? Maybe later, we can play me vs the dummy, ok?

[lebomb]

So many relationships go down the drain because he didn't pay attention to her. That is without question the most important element in a relationship.

When and if the woman does decide to bail..........typically there is a dude on the other line that is listening to what she has to say. And usually he is giving her some advise that will destroy yall two. So yeah, pay attention to her.....and her needs. Otherwise some other clown will.

[Avante]

So true, so very true. But he isn't the one paying the bills, cleaning the house, seeing her at her worst, dealing with her moods. He sees her at her best and in a whole different setting. She sees him at his best, not all laid out in front of the TV.

[ChumpDumper]

Women aren't strange.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

I thought about reading this, but then I remembered that you've paid for sex, so your advice lost all credibility at that point.

[lebomb]

So true, so very true. But he isn't the one paying the bills, cleaning the house, seeing her at her worst, dealing with her moods. He sees her at her best and in a whole different setting. She sees him at his best, not all laid out in front of the TV.


Yep, because he just wants to lay her. Doesnt even care about what she does at home or in her personal time..........At least at this time in the whole process.

[lebomb]

I thought about reading this, but then I remembered that you've paid for sex, so your advice lost all credibility at that point.

If you take a girl out to dinner, or the movies and she gobbles your nuts, or bangs you later that evening. Basically you paid for sex as well. Just sayin.

[johnsmith]

johnsmith


I usually play along with you because it's funny. Not really in the mood today little fella, ok? Maybe later, we can play me vs the dummy, ok?

:rollin. What a douche

[Avante]

Women aren't strange.

Well I have three older sisters, been with a couple hundred women have worked with women, yep, very strange.

[Avante]

I thought about reading this, but then I remembered that you've paid for sex, so your advice lost all credibility at that point.

That is sorta covered in my post.

[Avante]

:rollin. What a douche

A douche follows people around who make it very clear they think he is mentally retarded. Stop stalking me asshole.

[ChumpDumper]

Well I have three older sisters, been with a couple hundred women have worked with women, yep, very strange.Nope, on the whole not at all.

[johnsmith]

A douche follows people around who make it very clear they think he is mentally retarded. Stop stalking me asshole.
I thought you weren't in the mood to talk to me? Can't help it can you?


And remember when you said you didn't have sisters? Weird that you would lie about that too....wait, no it's not, you lie about everything....then again, I'd lie about having sisters too I mine were fat whores like yours are.

[ChumpDumper]

Well, he has paid for sex with hundreds of women. That's not strange at all.

[silverblk mystix]

Avante, still doing work.

[ChumpDumper]

SBM, still thinking about me.

[silverblk mystix]

SBM, still thinking about me.




71,311

[Avante]

I thought you weren't in the mood to talk to me? Can't help it can you?


And remember when you said you didn't have sisters? Weird that you would lie about that too....wait, no it's not, you lie about everything....then again, I'd lie about having sisters too I mine were fat whores like yours are.

I;'ve also said when dealing with the riff raff here like you I play whatever game I 'm in the mood for with them. They are not too be taken seriously so I don't. Look at how bad off you are, calling some guys sisters a whore..??? Are you really that fucked?

You follow me around non stiop, I'm all you ever do here, dude you really do have it that bad.

Ok little one, done with you today, but you are in luck because I will talk to you tomortrow so all is not lost, you can sleep tight tonight, I do compassion. I know, I know that news got you all wet, right?

[silverblk mystix]

I;'ve also said when dealing with the riff raff here like you I play whatever game I 'm in the mood for with them. They are not too be taken seriously so I don't. Look at how bad off you are, calling aome guys sisters a whore..??? Are you really that fucked?

You follow me around non stiop, I'm all you ever do here, dude you really do have it bad.



Johnsmith faggot is sprung! :lmao

[johnsmith]

I;'ve also said when dealing with the riff raff here like you I play whatever game I 'm in the mood for with them. They are not too be taken seriously so I don't. Look at how bad off you are, calling aome guys sisters a whore..??? Are you really that fucked?

You follow me around non stiop, I'm all you ever do here, dude you really do have it bad.

So when you said you weren't in the mood to have a discussion with me, what you meant was, you plan on replying to every one of my posts.


Seriously though, why lie repeatedly about having sisters?

[johnsmith]

Johnsmith faggot is sprung! :lmao

You're not very good at this are you?

[johnsmith]

SBM, if I don't reply to you, will your feelings get hurt eventually like they did by the guy that made the movie thread?

[Avante]

So when you said you weren't in the mood to have a discussion with me, what you meant was, you plan on replying to every one of my posts.


Seriously though, why lie repeatedly about having sisters?

I troll you a little, then quiclkly get bored with you then decide to toss you aside. You are now being tossed aside, yep, way too boring.

I never talk seriously with obvious dumb fucks, I treat you/them like what they are, morons.

[johnsmith]

I troll you a little, then quiclkly get bored with you then decide to toss you aside. You are now being tossed aside, yep, way too boring.

I never talk seriously with obvious dumb fucks, I treat you/them like what they are, morons.

But when are you going to be so not in the mood to have a discussion with me that you quit replying? Since you were the one that said you weren't in the mood, doesn't it mean that you are the one replying and therefore the one being trolled?

[johnsmith]

johnsmith


I usually play along with you because it's funny. Not really in the mood today little fella, ok? Maybe later, we can play me vs the dummy, ok?


A douche follows people around who make it very clear they think he is mentally retarded. Stop stalking me asshole.


I;'ve also said when dealing with the riff raff here like you I play whatever game I 'm in the mood for with them. They are not too be taken seriously so I don't. Look at how bad off you are, calling some guys sisters a whore..??? Are you really that fucked?

You follow me around non stiop, I'm all you ever do here, dude you really do have it that bad.

Ok little one, done with you today, but you are in luck because I will talk to you tomortrow so all is not lost, you can sleep tight tonight, I do compassion. I know, I know that news got you all wet, right?


I troll you a little, then quiclkly get bored with you then decide to toss you aside. You are now being tossed aside, yep, way too boring.

I never talk seriously with obvious dumb fucks, I treat you/them like what they are, morons.

[johnsmith]

:lol

[Avante]

But when are you going to be so not in the mood to have a discussion with me that you quit replying? Since you were the one that said you weren't in the mood, doesn't it mean that you are the one replying and therefore the one being trolled?

Do you not follow me around every single day, day in and day out, all the time to the point of doing nothing else and you are trolling me....hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own you amigo, you belong to me. Watch this, I guarantee...GUARANTEE...you can't go a week without me trolling the shit out of you.

[johnsmith]

Do you not follow me around every single day, day in and day out, all the time to the point of doing nothing else and you are trolling me....hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own you amigo, you belong to me. Watch this, I guarantee...GUARANTEE...you can't go a week without me trolling the shit out of you.

There you go, replying to me again. I normally wouldn't run the "you replied to me first" kind of an argument, but you clearly said you weren't in the mood.


You know what I do when I'm not in the mood to deal with someone? I don't talk to that someone.


Seems pretty basic to me.

[Avante]

There you go, replying to me again. I normally wouldn't run the "you replied to me first" kind of an argument, but you clearly said you weren't in the mood.


You know what I do when I'm not in the mood to deal with someone? I don't talk to that someone.


Seems pretty basic to me.

I bet I can go 60 days totally ignoring you, I'll put permanent bannishment on the line, starting right now.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[johnsmith]

I bet I can go 60 days totally ignoring you, I'll put permanent bannishment on the line, starting right now.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL, deal. If you can, I'll give you nothing. You made the bet.

[ChumpDumper]

LOL, deal. If you can, I'll give you nothing. You made the bet.He'll lose and then he'll welsh.

And SBM will keep whining about me.

[Blake]

Johnsmith faggot is sprung! :lmao

^ the only that really follows avante around

[CuckingFunt]

Well I have three older sisters, been with a couple hundred women have worked with women, yep, very strange.

Bags. Of. Sand.

[Avante]

Bags. Of. Sand.

I hate to break it to ya like this but every guy out there is thinking yep, very strange, of course they won't admit that because I 'd be right and that is a no no here.

[ChumpDumper]

I hate to break it to ya like this but every guy out there is thinking yep, very strange, of course they won't admit that because I 'd be right and that is a no no here.Hundreds of bags of sand.

[Trill Clinton]

avante, why did your marriage to your 1st wife break down?

[DMC]

Dont hate because Im a lil nasty in the sack............ :king

pig in a poke

[DMC]

...you decided to spend the rest of your life with.

Running the streets, hitting the bars looking for Miss Tonight is totally different than what I'm talking about. If the goal is to get your dick wet, fuck it, whatever it takes will work. The stories I could tell and all of you have yours. Obviously the one big bummer was there you sit on her couch as she slips into something more comfortable, then in walks her husband. Yes size does matter, being a biggie saved my ass more than once. When I'd hear.."leave"...it was always.."yes sir".

Anyway...

Once you decide to settle down you better have all those thoughts of strange pussy out of your mind, you best have satisfied that hunger before you decide to tie the knot. Money is huge, if you don't have any forget about it, nothing sucks more than being poor and stuck with one woman. If you're poor you'll need that strange pussy to cheer you up. I'm dead serious.

If you guys have money, very cool, yes $$$$$$$$$ does buy happiness anyone saying it doesn't is stupid. You want to keep her you'll need to buy her things, satisfy her materialistic wants and needs. Your cute little dimples only last so long.

You treat her like she is your prized possesion, because she is. You make damn sure you put her first and she knows this. Your buddies, football, hobbies are what you do after she is taken care of. Do all you can to make her life as easy/enjoyable as you can. Be neat, help with the house chores, none of this silly ass..that's woman's work. That will not work.

I like to suck cock. I am so fat that I sweat between my rolls even in the winter. I develop a cheese that emits an odor that attracts mice and catfish. I fucked my sister. My dad made me suck his dick when I was 18. That got me started on having the ability to milk a man's love gun for all it's worth. I can put a granny smith apple up my ass. My ass doesn't even return to a closed position when the apple falls out. My uncle raped me. He smokes hand rolled cigarettes and rolled one out on my back while he was uncle fucking me. I sucked my dog's dick. He bit me after he came, then went to sleep.

Those of you still at the...women are hoes/bitches...stage of life are too immature for a serious relationship with a full grown woman, stick to running the streets, sitting on bar stools checking out that nights potenial Miss Tonight, which is fun for awhile, until sex without emotion starts becoming a drag.

Find a lady then treat her like one, listen when she talks, make her feel important. Life can be great, nothing compares to making love.

I don't get what you're saying.

[Avante]

I don't get what you're saying.


I have no doubts.

[DMC]

I have no doubts.

I don't get the part about your dog. Why did he bite you? Maybe the tip was too sensitive after he came, you need to back off it.

[Avante]

I don't get the part about your dog. Why did he bite you?

What was he suppose to do, I bit him first.

[AaronY]

Bags. Of. Sand.

That period shit has been played out for years now. God that shits annoying

[silverblk mystix]

That period shit has been played out for years now. God that shits annoying


Excellent.Point.Chump.Funt.Truly.Lame.Trans-testicle posters.

[ChumpDumper]

:cry

[The Reckoning]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

[silverblk mystix]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.


Avante's Sheeple Puppets. Live on Spurstalk. Tune in.

[DMC]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

In grade school you could get more people around a retard fight than you could around a book reading. Same applies here.

[silverblk mystix]

In grade school you could get more people around a retard fight than you could around a book reading. Same applies here.

So what does it mean when the same people do nothing but watch retard fights. And then bitch and moan about the retard fights. and then watch retard fights again...and again...and...?

[Clipper Nation]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

That's because at least half of the posts in every Avante thread are him double- and triple-posting his own bullshit....

[silverblk mystix]

That's because at least half of the posts in every Avante thread are him double- and triple-posting his own bullshit....

It is actually because puppets like you are so easily trolled. :lmao

[DMC]

So what does it mean when the same people do nothing but watch retard fights. And then bitch and moan about the retard fights. and then watch retard fights again...and again...and...?

It means you must be getting your ass kicked a lot.

[silverblk mystix]

It means you must be getting your ass kicked a lot.


I never watched anybody fight. I busted up the fight and told either participant that if they couldn't behave-they would have to deal with me. No one ever tried to continue in my presence again.

[mavs>spurs]

did chumpdumper really just change someone's quote to a crying face like that was some clever rebuttal? man, how the mighty have fallen..

[silverblk mystix]

did chumpdumper really just change someone's quote to a crying face like that was some clever rebuttal? man, how the mighty have fallen..

73000 posts of pure shit & lameness :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

did chumpdumper really just change someone's quote to a crying face like that was some clever rebuttal? man, how the mighty have fallen..What would you prefer?

[Blake]

I never watched anybody fight. I busted up the fight and told either participant that if they could behave-they could sex me. No one ever tried to continue in my presence again.

Fascinating story

[mavs>spurs]

What would you prefer?

an epic barrage of chump-questioning leaving the target looking like this

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqoeqr1pTt1qc0mpuo1_500.gif

[ChumpDumper]

an epic barrage of chump-questioning leaving the target looking like this

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqoeqr1pTt1qc0mpuo1_500.gifWhy would anyone want that?