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ElNono
11-17-2012, 07:29 PM
Heard the guy is super religious...

I know my calling on my life. I found that out at a young age. I was 13 or 14 when I found that out. I know that the NBA is just a way for me to tell people about God—you know that He is real. My purpose in life, my goal for the NBA is to preach God’s word—not just try to beat everybody over the head with a Bible but just being a good example and always conducting myself in a Christian-like manner.

Looks like the right place for him, tbh...

pass1st
11-17-2012, 07:31 PM
A moderator might excommunicate him for premarital sex.

baseline bum
11-17-2012, 07:55 PM
A moderator might excommunicate him for premarital sex.

It's ok cause he raw-dogged the bitches. Bible Kemp might as well get something good out of LA since Pringles ensures he won't win shit.

Clipper Nation
11-17-2012, 08:12 PM
Didn't he want the NBA to change their logo from Jerry West to Jesus on the cross? :lol

baseline bum
11-17-2012, 08:17 PM
Didn't he want the NBA to change their logo from Jerry West to Jesus on the cross? :lol

Jesus is a no-talent faggot on the floor; I'd rather have Bonner tbh.

http://i.imgur.com/EF4Bo.gif

IronMexican
11-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Honestly, I can't think of a more unlikeable guy than Dwight. I can't stand how much he wants to be loved by everyone.

baseline bum
11-17-2012, 09:18 PM
^ I can think of one tbh.

Venti Quattro
11-17-2012, 09:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EF4Bo.gif

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

IronMexican
11-17-2012, 09:58 PM
Maybe for non Laker fans tbh. But I just hate Dwight as a person. At least Kobe doesn't care if you hate him.

2pac > Kobe
11-17-2012, 10:44 PM
Dwight was super religious until he saw all dem titties and asses

Stalin
11-18-2012, 02:49 AM
Maybe for non Laker fans tbh. But I just hate Dwight as a person. At least Kobe doesn't care if you hate him.

I know what you mean, scrah.

Adolf
11-18-2012, 10:47 AM
I know what you mean, scrah.
Hey broseph, how's life?

Stalin
11-19-2012, 01:10 AM
Hey broseph, how's life?



:lol:lol:lol


Quality troll, to say the least, scrah.

I was hoping someone eventually would.

pass1st
11-19-2012, 01:13 AM
:lol:lol:lol


Quality troll, to say the least, scrah.

I was hoping someone eventually would.

'sup Stalin, we all know Adolph is a Mavs fan with his boy Nowitski representing racial purity up until he married a black woman straight out of Nigeria

Venti Quattro
11-19-2012, 01:21 AM
sup Adolf, how are your sons Dirk and Chris?

Stalin
11-19-2012, 01:21 AM
'sup Stalin, we all know Adolph is a Mavs fan with his boy Nowitski representing racial purity up until he married a black woman straight out of Nigeria

sup brah, i agree, adolf should be a mavs fan, nazi dirk is his poster boy if there ever was one. He married a Nigerian? serious?

pass1st
11-19-2012, 01:25 AM
sup brah, i agree, adolf should be a mavs fan, nazi dirk is his poster boy if there ever was one. He married a Nigerian? serious?

Kenyan, Nigerian, not sure
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk_wedding2-copy.jpg

Stalin
11-19-2012, 01:27 AM
Kenyan, Nigerian, not sure
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk_wedding2-copy.jpg



OMG wtf is this outfit? This is why you dont mix business with pleasure.

Adolf
11-19-2012, 01:46 PM
'sup Stalin, we all know Adolph is a Mavs fan with his boy Nowitski representing racial purity up until he married a black woman straight out of Nigeria


sup Adolf (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35985), how are your sons Dirk and Chris?

Chris is fine, I got him a new lego set complete with a working incinerator along with sorting facility for teeth. He loves it.

Dirk......I haven't spoken to him since The Betrayal. Granted it's not as bad as marrying Bronx Indian but needles to say, he won't be participating in any future Riech activities.

JohnnyMax
11-19-2012, 03:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EF4Bo.gif



http://2.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com/75/77/9a3959b4f0096a36d09b8accc34ed66e.gif

JoeTait75
11-19-2012, 03:28 PM
Maybe for non Laker fans tbh. But I just hate Dwight as a person. At least Kobe doesn't care if you hate him.

It's just that he tries way too hard to be funny, and he isn't. You can tell he wants to be Shaq but he can't pull it off. He comes off as a weirdo.

Stalin
11-20-2012, 04:22 AM
Chris is fine, I got him a new lego set complete with a working incinerator along with sorting facility for teeth. He loves it.

Dirk......I haven't spoken to him since The Betrayal. Granted it's not as bad as marrying Bronx Indian but needles to say, he won't be participating in any future Riech activities.



Scrah, I feel your pain concerning The Betrayal. That must have cut deep.