that random boner

[BUMP]

how do you get rid of it?

[bus driver]

http://2faced1.com/sites/default/files/images/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg

[jeebus]

think of pregnant jessica simpson

[cantthinkofanything]

how do you get rid of it?

stick it in your mom

[Smart Ass]

You gotta loosen up and don't be so stiff.

[purplengold]

hold a kegal fo as long as ya can or stop wearin hand-me-down whitey thighties like a bitch

[benefactor]

bus driver with the winning answer.

[Bill_Brasky]

by nutting

[DMC]

There's a pressure point just behind the scrotum where the prostate rests. You can release the blood from there. You have to know what you're doing. Sbm does it for prisoners all the time. They get erect when he two fingers their rectum looking for ass candy and magic balloons. He releases them that way, and sometimes he just sucks them off to make sure they aren't hiding drugs in their penis.

[Koolaid_Man]

how do you get rid of it?

think of your mother

[monosylab1k]

There's a pressure point just behind the scrotum where the prostate rests. You can release the blood from there. You have to know what you're doing. Sbm does it for prisoners all the time. They get erect when he two fingers their rectum looking for ass candy and magic balloons. He releases them that way, and sometimes he just sucks them off to make sure they aren't hiding drugs in their penis.

:lmao

[AussieFanKurt]

think of pregnant jessica simpson

didn't even know she was preggers

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rrwCFzkcGEw/T1fQwyDOTXI/AAAAAAAAJbM/gyGyuW7SJdc/s1600/jessica-simpson-pregnant-naked-elle-magazine.jpg

:vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit:

[Tits McGee]

didn't even know she was preggers

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rrwCFzkcGEw/T1fQwyDOTXI/AAAAAAAAJbM/gyGyuW7SJdc/s1600/jessica-simpson-pregnant-naked-elle-magazine.jpg

:vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit:

She could win a blue ribbon at the State Fair.

[benefactor]

There's a pressure point just behind the scrotum where the prostate rests. You can release the blood from there. You have to know what you're doing. Sbm does it for prisoners all the time. They get erect when he two fingers their rectum looking for ass candy and magic balloons. He releases them that way, and sometimes he just sucks them off to make sure they aren't hiding drugs in their penis.
:lol

[The Reckoning]

maybe im a freak but i'd bang a preggo js