View Full Version : Lakers: Here We Go Again...Kobe Has the Flu, Is A Game-Time Decision vs. Pacers
BanditHiro
11-27-2012, 08:41 PM
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/27/kobe-bryant-has-flu-is-game-time-decision-tuesday-vs-pacers/
He did this last year and the Lakers ended up losing.
It's pretty sad how much he wants to emulate MJ's flu-game.
Bynumite
11-27-2012, 08:42 PM
:cry Warrior :cry
pass1st
11-27-2012, 08:43 PM
Bad news for Pacers, Kobe plays better when he's sick or injured :lol
ElNono
11-27-2012, 08:44 PM
tbh, thanks to his publicist for letting us know ahead of time this might be :cry a special game :cry
Koolaid_Man
11-27-2012, 09:08 PM
tbh, thanks to his publicist for letting us know ahead of time this might be :cry a special game :cry
Kobe 5
Tired ole Shitbag 4
deal with it lil homie
irishock
11-27-2012, 09:09 PM
Shaq 3 Kobe 2
Tired ole Shitbag 4
deal with it lil homie
DeadlyDynasty
11-27-2012, 09:11 PM
You'll all one day be able to tell your grand kids that you saw the Great Kobe Bryant play.
DeadlyDynasty
11-27-2012, 09:13 PM
Irishock, you're a Top-5 shitty poster on this forum. You pander to gnsf and even they are abandoning you now:lol
You'll all one day be able to tell your grand kids that you saw the Great Kobe Bryant play.
And they will reply, "you mean the one that's in jail now for rape?"
DeadlyDynasty
11-27-2012, 09:22 PM
And they will reply, "you mean the one that's in jail now for rape?"
To quote a pompous wiseman, "That doesn't make any sense."
solid effort, though:tu
rayjayjohnson
11-27-2012, 09:26 PM
And they will reply, "you mean the one that's in jail now for rape?"
:lmao
Killakobe81
11-27-2012, 09:28 PM
LOL only I should be quoting DPG ...
To quote a pompous wiseman, "That doesn't make any sense."
solid effort, though:tu
It should make sense to you considering you have "kinda....rapey"...in your avatar.
DeadlyDynasty
11-27-2012, 09:33 PM
It should make sense to you considering you have "kinda....rapey"...in your avatar.
Still doesn't make sense. Explain the joke, and why you think it's a zinger. Be detailed.
ElNono
11-27-2012, 09:48 PM
You'll all one day be able to tell your grand kids that you saw the Great Kobe Bryant play.
tbh, I probably tell them "don't be a snitch like Kobe, son"...
DeadlyDynasty
11-27-2012, 09:51 PM
"Snitching is bad, son...but LARPing and tramp stamps are perfectly acceptable."
ElNono
11-27-2012, 09:57 PM
"Snitching is bad, son...but LARPing and tramp stamps are perfectly acceptable."
you should tell your grandkids whatever you want, tbh... not gonna hate you're ok with male tramp stamps...
mavs>spurs
11-27-2012, 10:13 PM
Bad news for Pacers, Kobe plays better when he's "sick or injured" :lol
FIFY
Relevancy
11-27-2012, 10:17 PM
LOL flu, I'm sure flu symptoms is nothing for these rich athletes, they treat it like having hiccups. Go ball tho Kobe:toast
Mugen
11-27-2012, 10:28 PM
Get well soon :cry
NRHector
11-27-2012, 10:53 PM
And they will reply, "you mean the one that's in jail now for rape?"
:lol
NRHector
11-27-2012, 10:57 PM
http://www.foxsportswest.com/11/27/12/Kings-mascot-defeats-Lakers-C-in-FT-cont/msn_landing.html?blockID=826723&feedID=7972
this shit is funny :lol
Relevancy
11-27-2012, 11:11 PM
They were showing Kobe while he was laying down looking sick, next they showed his stat line, 5/7 13 points:lmao
Cry Havoc
11-27-2012, 11:17 PM
They were showing Kobe while he was laying down looking sick, next they showed his stat line, 5/7 13 points:lmao
He's such a warrior. :cry :cry :cry
NRHector
11-27-2012, 11:26 PM
Bad news for Pacers, Kobe plays better when he fakes sick or injured :lol
fify
Cry Havoc
11-27-2012, 11:29 PM
Kobe is feeling so shitty that he's taken approximately 35% of his team's shots in the first half.
He'll go down in NBA history as the only top 10 scorer who was healthy for exactly 3 games of his entire career.
irishock
11-27-2012, 11:32 PM
At least Dirk didn't have to fake the flu and still put out the Heat in game 4. Kobe on the other hand, sheesh.
Richie
11-27-2012, 11:35 PM
West would be a great pickup for the Spurs in the summer if we can't get someone like Millsap. Around $30m/3 years, leaving enough to resign Manu, Jax and Splitter
Floyd Pacquiao
11-27-2012, 11:43 PM
:lol 6-15
SpursIndonesia
11-28-2012, 12:11 AM
Mahinmi the fouling machine, pick the right big man to foul you dummy, not Gasol for sure !!
DAF86
11-28-2012, 12:19 AM
The Pacers are ofensively challenged.
DAF86
11-28-2012, 12:21 AM
Wow T on Kobe to stop the Pacers break, nice job Joey, nice job. Very crafty.
noob cake
11-28-2012, 12:21 AM
lol refs
DAF86
11-28-2012, 12:25 AM
Are the Pacers retarded or something? One guy shooting with 12 seconds left instead of waiting to take the last shot and the other fouling Kobe 40 ft away from the basket with 3 seconds to go and sending him to the line.
Splits
11-28-2012, 12:44 AM
Potato Head offense is in effect... 29.6% from the field. Losing to the Pacers shooting 36%... at home. Nice team.
ElNono
11-28-2012, 12:48 AM
that's a fine for Pau, tbh
SourCandy
11-28-2012, 12:51 AM
You'll all one day be able to tell your grand kids that you saw the Great Kobe Bryant play.
are you sure that he won't be playing anymore by that time? :lol
DAF86
11-28-2012, 12:56 AM
Which of these two teams have the worst set of shooters? I say the Pacers, imho.
BanditHiro
11-28-2012, 12:57 AM
Looks like Kobe finally got the Flu Game he so desperately coveted.
Richie
11-28-2012, 12:59 AM
Why has West gone away from his mid range game?
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:00 AM
Looks like Kobe finally got the Flu Game he so desperately coveted.
does dumbass Kobe knows that there's already a flu vaccination? every fucking year gets the "flu"
ElNono
11-28-2012, 01:01 AM
ball don't lie
DAF86
11-28-2012, 01:01 AM
Joey Crawford is the worst ref of all-time. Of all-time.
ElNono
11-28-2012, 01:02 AM
hero 3 pointer
irishock
11-28-2012, 01:03 AM
HOLY SHIT
GAME OF THE YEAR SO FAR
timvp
11-28-2012, 01:03 AM
does dumbass Kobe knows that there's already a flu vaccination? every fucking year gets the "flu"
Tbh, he gets dead birds shipped to him directly from China for opportunities like this, tbh.
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:04 AM
Tbh, he gets dead birds shipped to him directly from China for opportunities like this, tbh.
:lol
ElNono
11-28-2012, 01:05 AM
my nigga Georgie
irishock
11-28-2012, 01:05 AM
HILL! HILL!
DAF86
11-28-2012, 01:05 AM
HOLY SHIT
GAME OF THE YEAR SO FAR
Are you kidding me? up untill these final shots it was probably the worst evenly matched game of the season.
Richie
11-28-2012, 01:06 AM
Hill clutch as hell with 2 big final buckets
hill still shitting on the lakers as a pacer
Spursfanfromafar
11-28-2012, 01:06 AM
The next best thing to a Spurs beating the Fakers - an ex-Spur beating the Fakers. :)
Spursfanfromafar
11-28-2012, 01:07 AM
Kome with a sick triple double - 40 points, 10 rebounds and 10 TOs.
capek
11-28-2012, 01:07 AM
:lmao
Still love you Hill.
FTL
WeNeedLength
11-28-2012, 01:07 AM
Nasty shot from Hill.
irishock
11-28-2012, 01:08 AM
Are you kidding me? up untill these final shots it was probably the worst evenly matched game of the season.
Not in terms of actual basketball play, but Twitter is like blowing up right now because of this game lol
Floyd Pacquiao
11-28-2012, 01:08 AM
my nigga george hill coming thru in the clutch and silencing kome and lakers
Spursfanfromafar
11-28-2012, 01:08 AM
Lol Fakers.. Spending $100 million for a sub-0.500 team :)
Technique
11-28-2012, 01:08 AM
This shit is hilarious.
I remember the Kobe Hill beef back when Hill was on the Spurs.
Hill 2
Kobe 0
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 01:09 AM
GEORGE FUCKING HILL teaching Kobe how to be clutch! :lmao
Banzai
11-28-2012, 01:09 AM
Some faggotry going on in this thread tbh.
Arcadian
11-28-2012, 01:09 AM
:lol laker bitches
:lol george hill's game-winning shot hanging on the rim long enough to kill the clock down to 0.1
I love it.
Splits
11-28-2012, 01:09 AM
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/JOEY-CRAWFORD.gif
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/285563-1/Kobe+Bryant+has+George+Hill+pointing+a+finger+at+h im.JPG
Amaso
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
This shit is hilarious.
I remember the Kobe Hill beef back when Hill was on the Spurs.
Hill 2
Kobe 0
I don't think Kobe keeps scores with scrubs who win regular season games.
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
Some faggotry going on in this thread tbh.
glad you joined us
Bill_Brasky
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
Mr ooey pooey stealing that W :lol
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
:cry
timvp
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
Kobe is sick so he shoots 28 times, handles the ball enough to turn it over ten times and D'Antoni plays him 44 minutes.
I'm starting to really like D'Antoni :tu
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 01:10 AM
I don't think Kobe keeps scores with scrubs
Then explain his grudge with Smush Parker :lol
DAF86
11-28-2012, 01:11 AM
That winning lay-up by Hill reminded me of Manu's lay-up winner against the Suns in '08: free pass to the hole with your strong hand. Keep it going Pringles :tu
angelbelow
11-28-2012, 01:11 AM
Might be time to shut Pau down. He looks terrible out there and maybe injured. Stu even predicts that the Pacers will attack Pau on a pick and roll. Instead he just straight up gets blown to bits by George Hill.
Banzai
11-28-2012, 01:11 AM
glad you joined us
Touché
irishock
11-28-2012, 01:12 AM
I don't think Kobe keeps scores with scrubs who win regular season games.
1-8 over the past two second round exits LOL
spurs1990
11-28-2012, 01:13 AM
George Hill for president
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:14 AM
There's still a few coaches left without a job just in case the Lakers are going to start looking for another coach and more players available
Banzai
11-28-2012, 01:15 AM
Reminds me when Kobe scored 50 against Memphis...still lost.
Technique
11-28-2012, 01:15 AM
ESPN - Lakers lose (Kobe scores 40)
roflllllllll
TimmehC
11-28-2012, 01:16 AM
Kobe is sick so he shoots 28 times, handles the ball enough to turn it over ten times and D'Antoni plays him 44 minutes.
I'm starting to really like D'Antoni :tu
Butbutbut he's going to get even more touches and points when Nash gets back. Haven't you heard?
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 01:17 AM
Flu-like symptoms my ass. There was nothing wrong with that boy.
And Lol at 10 turnovers.
Richie
11-28-2012, 01:17 AM
LMAO Joey Crawford
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1802317/joey-crawford-boss.gif
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:17 AM
Reminds me when Kobe scored 50 against Memphis...still lost.
flu season just started so there will be more chances for Kobe to get "sick" again
Killakobe81
11-28-2012, 01:18 AM
Hill was a boss good win Pacers, Lakers look like shit again. Dumb switch by Artest and Pau.
InRareForm
11-28-2012, 01:19 AM
GH3 !
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:25 AM
Somewhere Mike Brown is laughing his ass off
Splits
11-28-2012, 01:26 AM
Kobe is sick so he shoots 28 times, handles the ball enough to turn it over ten times and D'Antoni plays him 44 minutes.
I'm starting to really like D'Antoni :tu
And he also left Gasol on the floor instead of subbing in J. Hill on that last defensive possession, and Georgie made him pay.
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 01:32 AM
@Lakers
D'Antoni on the turnovers: "We started with a nice flow & then we kinda quit (moving the ball). Then the ball got stuck." TOs pile up then.
Gee, I wonder who the ball was sticking to :lol
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:34 AM
Gee, I wonder who the ball was sticking to :lol
:lol
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 01:37 AM
Some faggotry going on in this thread tbh.
Spur fan is actually entertaining like a musical double entendre. They play for the regular season ; hence the best record during the regular season last 3 yrs and running...this time is theie championship time...no need to fret :toast
DAF86
11-28-2012, 01:38 AM
"Lakers don't seem to be running any kind of offensive system right now, they're just improvising" James Worthy going ham on the new coach. :lol
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 01:39 AM
Spur fan is actually entertaining like a musical double entendre. They play for the regular season ; hence the best record during the regular season last 3 yrs and running...this time is theie championship time...no need to fret :toast
Suck it, bitch.
Laterals ain't going nowhere.
And how 'bout those 10 Kirby TOs? One for every dick you sucked since Saturday night.
timvp
11-28-2012, 01:39 AM
Hell yeah, we repeated as regular season champions. We don't repeat anything down here, sons, so we take pride when we have a chance :lobt2: :lobt2:
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 01:43 AM
Tbh, did Kobe have the stomach flu? He was shitting bricks all over the place... :lol
thunderup
11-28-2012, 01:43 AM
:lol Lakers
:lol losing to the struggling Pacers AT HOME
Spur_Fanatic
11-28-2012, 01:44 AM
Hmm, poor Koolaid. Soon he'll go back to one of his "vacations" that end when the Lakers start clicking.
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 01:46 AM
:lol Lakers
:lol losing to the struggling Pacers AT HOME
:lol 100 million dollars for this shit.
:lol Mitch
Lakerfan: "B-B-But wait until Nash comes back!" Lakerfans actually believe just throwing a 39 year old Nash in there with D'Antoni at the helm is going to somehow magically recreate the SSOL Suns.
Trust me, the Western Conference point-guards are licking their chops at the prospect of his return.
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 01:46 AM
Suck it, bitch.
Laterals ain't going nowhere.
And how 'bout those 10 Kirby TOs? One for every dick you sucked since Saturday night.
^ you grow it and I'll suck it...good thing I have science on my side...this is one time that you being white works to my advantage... ;-)
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 01:48 AM
^ you grow it and I'll suck it...
Lol at willing to suck another man's penis.
BillMc
11-28-2012, 01:48 AM
Gee, I wonder who the ball was sticking to :lol
:rollin
If Nash really is the savior, its cause he can limit Kobe's touches.
NRHector
11-28-2012, 01:50 AM
Lol at willing to suck another man's penis.
as usual
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 01:52 AM
:rollin
If Nash really is the savior, its cause he can limit Kobe's touches.
Nobody limits Kobe's touches.... if Nash tries, they'll ship his ass out :lol
Spur_Fanatic
11-28-2012, 01:53 AM
^ you grow it and I'll suck it...
:spless:
ElNono
11-28-2012, 01:57 AM
Spur fan is actually entertaining like a musical double entendre. They play for the regular season ; hence the best record during the regular season last 3 yrs and running...this time is theie championship time...no need to fret :toast
:lol your team better start paying attention since they're not even sneaking into the playoffs right now
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 01:57 AM
Lol at willing to suck another man's penis.
^ Penis...really?....sorry but anything the size of a clit doesn't qualify...
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 01:59 AM
:lol your team better start paying attention since they're not even sneaking into the playoffs right now
:lol @ play-offs and right now....you're a 21st century Sherlock Holmes
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:01 AM
Tbh, did Kobe have the stomach flu? He was shitting bricks all over the place... :lol
please..Kobe took a ton of " good clean finishing shots." :lol
His teammates provided little help tonight...
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 02:02 AM
@Lakers
RT @DuranSports: Kobe scored 40 w flu "I was tired. I was tired...sick. Just felt drained"
Well, gee, Kobe.... maybe if you didn't chuck up almost 30 shots, you wouldn't be so drained... :lol
spurraider21
11-28-2012, 02:02 AM
Kobe's pre-game illnesses are about as predictable as his "injuries" he always seems to get 3 days before the season starts which me "miraculously" plays through because he's such a damn warrior. please. publicity stunts at their finest. whether its his pinky, or his index finger, or his ankle, or his German knee treatment, its always something stupid. i remember the first round against the hornets 2 years ago he went down hard with a BAD ankle injuries and team officials "werent sure" if he was going to play. he came back and threw down 2 absolutely monstrous dunks. on a BAD ankle. right. give me a break.
DAF86
11-28-2012, 02:03 AM
Kobe forcing the cough in his post-game interview. :lol
ElNono
11-28-2012, 02:03 AM
:lol @ play-offs and right now....you're a 21st century Sherlock Holmes
so when are the Lakers going to stop coasting :lol
Or you're waiting for Plan B: Mike Dunleavy :lmao
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 02:04 AM
^ Penis...really?....sorry but anything the size of a clit doesn't qualify...
So now you're implying you refuse to suck anything the size of a clit? Meaning you prefer sucking dick over eating out a pussy.
The more we know.
NRHector
11-28-2012, 02:05 AM
Kobe's pre-game illnesses are about as predictable as his "injuries" he always seems to get 3 days before the season starts which me "miraculously" plays through because he's such a damn warrior. please. publicity stunts at their finest. whether its his pinky, or his index finger, or his ankle, or his German knee treatment, its always something stupid. i remember the first round against the hornets 2 years ago he went down hard with a BAD ankle injuries and team officials "werent sure" if he was going to play. he came back and threw down 2 absolutely monstrous dunks. on a BAD ankle. right. give me a break.
he had to learn some acting from all the actors that go to the Lakers game
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:05 AM
Kobe's pre-game illnesses are about as predictable as his "injuries" he always seems to get 3 days before the season starts which me "miraculously" plays through because he's such a damn warrior. please. publicity stunts at their finest. whether its his pinky, or his index finger, or his ankle, or his German knee treatment, its always something stupid. i remember the first round against the hornets 2 years ago he went down hard with a BAD ankle injuries and team officials "werent sure" if he was going to play. he came back and threw down 2 absolutely monstrous dunks. on a BAD ankle. right. give me a break.
one thing is for sure..for certain.....when you faggots go to sleep tonight it will be with the knowledge that Kobe has more rings than Tim Duncan....:toast
NRHector
11-28-2012, 02:06 AM
Kobe forcing the cough in his post-game interview. :lol
maybe because he was getting Hill's balls out of his mouth
NRHector
11-28-2012, 02:07 AM
one thing is for sure..for certain.....when you faggots go to sleep tonight it will be with the knowledge that Kobe has more rings than Tim Duncan....:toast
and Horry has more than Kobe you dumb shit
thunderup
11-28-2012, 02:08 AM
LMAO Joey Crawford
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1802317/joey-crawford-boss.gif
Pivotal call. LMAO at Crawford on that call, it's like he purposely wanted to stick it to the Laker fans. I'm quite surprised at the call though since he's notorious for normally giving those types of calls to the Lakers.
spurraider21
11-28-2012, 02:09 AM
maybe because he was getting Hill's balls out of his mouth
lmao quote of the night
Clipper Nation
11-28-2012, 02:10 AM
I'm quite surprised at the call though since he's notorious for normally giving those types of calls to the Lakers.
Tbh, he was probably just mad that the Lakers derailed his rigjob by bricking all their free throws...
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:11 AM
So now you're implying you refuse to suck anything the size of a clit? Meaning you prefer sucking dick over eating out a pussy.
The more we know.
you grow it and I'll suck it...meaning it's impossible for photosynthesis to occur at night....
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 02:13 AM
you grow it and I'll suck it...meaning it's impossible for photosynthesis to occur at night....
Weak comeback. Go to bed and dream about the Lakers getting back to .500.
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:14 AM
and Horry has more than Kobe you dumb shit
^ I'm cool with that as long as Kobe has more than Duncan...that's all that matters....Kobe being ahead of Duncan is what I live for...
Kool Bob Love
11-28-2012, 02:15 AM
^ you grow it and I'll suck it...
;-)
OMG.......:rollin:lmao
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:17 AM
Weak comeback. Go to bed and dream about the Lakers getting back to .500.
I will also dream about what it would take for you to grow a fat cock....
midnightpulp
11-28-2012, 02:19 AM
I will also dream about what it would take for you to grow a fat cock....
Of course you will. Sucking fat cocks is one of your favorite pastimes, so it's no surprise you'd dream about another man "growing a fat cock."
On that note: Jesus Christ, you're fuckin' gay.
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:21 AM
Of course you will. Sucking fat cocks is one of your favorite pastimes, so it's no surprise you'd dream about another man "growing a fat cock."
On that note: Jesus Christ, you're fuckin' gay.
:lol yes...I'll be all over your ass
thunderup
11-28-2012, 02:22 AM
Tbh, he was probably just mad that the Lakers derailed his rigjob by bricking all their free throws...
:lmao missing four straight freethrows that could've put you up
:lmao literally losing the game at the line
Lol this is probably one of the worst ways you can watch your team lose a game. Lakers were battling all game and in the 4th quarter. They probably thought Kobe's three would put them into OT and they would prevail..then George fkn Hill happened:rollin
thunderup
11-28-2012, 02:26 AM
I will also dream about what it would take for you to grow a fat cock....
Wow, that's gay.
Koolaid_Man
11-28-2012, 02:26 AM
On that note: Jesus Christ, you're fuckin' gay.
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Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the hell will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total faggotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.
Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.
Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.
Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!
Sincerely,
Lakaluva
TDMVPDPOY
11-28-2012, 02:34 AM
I also want to take this time to shout out to one of the greatest Spurstalk posters to ever live...his advice is timeless...
lol a chinese fagot behind a comp watchin naruto sucking purple and gold plated dick...
ElNono
11-28-2012, 02:34 AM
shit, forgot Danny Granger wasn't even playing :lmao
Sean Cagney
11-28-2012, 02:45 AM
^ I'm cool with that as long as Kobe has more than Duncan...that's all that matters....Kobe being ahead of Duncan is what I live for...
LOL thats what you live for, you must have no fucking life at all then.
Sean Cagney
11-28-2012, 04:04 AM
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/27/kobe-bryant-has-flu-is-game-time-decision-tuesday-vs-pacers/
He did this last year and the Lakers ended up losing.
It's pretty sad how much he wants to emulate MJ's flu-game.
He seems to get the flu alot, the MAMBA has a weak immune system obviously! He can beat the world to his fan boys, but he can't beat the flu nor the teams he plays when he has the FLU.
LkrFan
11-28-2012, 04:32 AM
http://i.minus.com/inkcLeF1AOTfo.gif
Over dramatic bad-call making sumbitch.
http://i.minus.com/inkcLeF1AOTfo.gif
Over dramatic bad-call making sumbitch.
:lol
Atleast Kobe scored 40, brah.
TDMVPDPOY
11-28-2012, 05:17 AM
kobe padding stats in wins and losses, nothing to see here
his chasing that total points record, after that he concentrate on every other record b4 he retires, only to see lebron or durant break them
Latarian Milton
11-28-2012, 06:34 AM
kome scoring more than half of the team's points and the lakers still losing. dude should've scored 81pts or something to rescue his team imho
Spur_Fanatic
11-28-2012, 09:20 PM
I will also dream about what it would take for you to grow a fat cock....
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