Spurs Classy Bench vs Lebron's Hairline: Game Thread

[DMC]

Which will recede further tonight?

[DMX7]

The class in strong in this thread.

[Brazil]

Spurs by 30 tbh

[Dex]

Here's where somebody usually comes in and starts spinning garbage about "trap game", "Heat not bringing the energy", and "playing down to the level of competition".

[JRHernandez88]

Pop king of the trolls

[DMC]

This is actually a great opportunity for the bench to get some playing time with each other. Who's the veteran out there, Neal? Blair? Bonner?

It's going to be interesting... for a few minutes.

What's the over/under on dunks over Bonner?

[DMC]

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/miamiheat/post/_/id/16091/bosh-admires-duncan-the-timeless-clock

lol

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, what a bitch this guy is....

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:lol at the Grizzlies fan talking smack about the Spurs in the playoffs..... Grizzlies = biggest CHOKE ARTISTS in NBA playoff history :lol

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:cry "It's a basketball illuminati conspiracy!" :cry

[lefty]

@FakeCoachPop

Suck it Stern.

[DMC]

Lol the league punishes teams. The Spurs punish the league. Spurs in God mode.

[lefty]

Stern will make us pay for that in the playoffs

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Popovich is such a pussy nigga. Knows Miami would push the spurs shit in.... so he decides to save face and rest his starters. lol spurs

[DMC]

Stern will make us pay for that in the playoffs

Nah, we'll be injured by then and it won't matter.

[Clipper Nation]

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:cry "But... but... what about the grips? And the makeup artists? And the people who set up Shaq's personal buffet table?" :cry

[Juggity]

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:cry "But... but... what about the grips? And the makeup artists? And the people who set up Shaq's personal buffet table?" :cry

:lol

[jeebus]

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:cry "But... but... what about the grips? And the makeup artists? And the people who set up Shaq's personal buffet table?" :cry
wow, this dude is full on butt hurt. I haven't seen a good twitter meltdown in a while

[Latarian Milton]

we can also give a day off for all our big 3 n still win this shit by 20+ with shane/allen/haslem/mario/lewis tbh but i'd rather see we go all out spanking the fat fucks in full strength, just to teach them to respect the game n the fans

[Spur_Fanatic]

Lol the league punishes teams. The Spurs punish the league. Spurs in God mode.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/348/101/c90.png

[Spur_Fanatic]

we can also give a day off for all our big 3 n still win this shit by 20+ with shane/allen/haslem/mario/lewis tbh but i'd rather see we go all out spanking the fat fucks in full strength, just to teach them to respect the game n the fans

PLEASE do it soon. I want to go to bed early. This situation is so hilarious, I no longer care about how it ends. Epic already.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol needing refball against the Spurs bench

[Brazil]

3 pts down at half not so bad for D league players

[Ace]

Miami trolling Spurs fans... Letting Bonner grab 9 boards and giving Pop a reason to play him more :lol

[SpursRock20]

Miami trolling Spurs fans... Letting Bonner grab 9 boards and giving Pop a reason to play him more :lol
Bonner has been fully relegated to the end of the bench no matter what happens in tonight game tbh

[phyzik]

If the Spurs win this, and they most likely wont, the "best bench in the NBA" thread should be revisited and all you doubters can eat shit imho tbh.

[jeebus]

Miami trolling Spurs fans... Letting Bonner grab 9 boards and giving Pop a reason to play him more :lol
Fuck that.

[DMC]

:lol needing refball against the Spurs bench

More like sub-D league players.

[Dancelot]

Lol the league punishes teams. The Spurs punish the league. Spurs in God mode.

hahaha!

[TrainOfThought5]

I would just like to say that its a surprise and an honor to have my own twitter account be presented here for my trolling abilities during his epic meltdown. Thank you all.

[Latarian Milton]

would be a fuckin' shame for us if we don't win by 20pts or more tbh

[Brazil]

Spo meltdown :lol

[DAF86]

Loving it :lmao. Lebron will take over after the break though.

[DMC]

How is Pop sitting? He's probably got a boner that won't quit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Spoelstra in timeout "fuck this shit lebron go do everything"

[Brazil]

:lmao Miami down 3 after 3 quarters

[benefactor]

Crofl leading after 3.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol that fucking foul

[FkLA]

Spoelstra is so fake. :lol

Guy acts like some kind of hardass coach but he doesnt even have his teams respect. Chuck is right, dude doesnt even have the balls to yell at his players.

[Trainwreck2100]

and now the losing begins

[SAtown]

Who is that dude with frosted tips sitting at the scorer's table??

[SAtown]

DAF86 lolol

[Brazil]

really Miami ?

[DMC]

Huge cloud of semen above SA right now, most of it rich in bean juice.

[Trainwreck2100]

what an unlucky bounce

[Bynumite]

Moral victory for SAS i guess.

[jeebus]

Moral loss for Miami?

[purplengold]

heat lookin lazy lately

[ElNono]

phillibeaner saved by Lebron again, per par...

[DAF86]

DAF86 lolol

What happened bro?

[DAF86]

Somebody should start a lol Heat thread regardless, imho.

[phyzik]

Story = Spurs bench pushes Miami starters to the brink.

No Tim
No tony
No Manu
No Green
No Jackson
No Leonard

I'll stand by it... Spurs have the deepest bench in the NBA.

[Reck]

Good game.

Spurs do indeed have the heart of regular season champs.

[Clipper Nation]

Story = Spurs bench pushes Miami starters to the brink.

I'll stand by it... Spurs have the deepest bench in the NBA.

Tbh, the Clippers' bench had a double-digit lead over the Heat starters at one point in our game against them... simmer down, B... :lol

[purplengold]

Tbh, the Clippers' bench had a double-digit lead over the Heat starters at one point in our game against them... simmer down, B... :lol

how dat bench do against the pelicans, Stacy?

[Clipper Nation]

how dat bench do against the pelicans, Stacy?

:lol Lakerfan of all people bringing up embarrassing losses this season
:lol Lakers getting whooped and exposed by the Kings

[NRHector]

would be a fuckin' shame for us if we don't win by 20pts or more tbh

well it's a fucking shame you didn't win by 20

[Reck]

well it's a fucking shame you didn't win by 20

I bet for almost the entire game he re-adjusted his expectations there.

Win by 20, I bet good old Latarian Milton was just glad they won period. amiright bro? :lol

[purplengold]

:lol Lakerfan of all people bringing up embarrassing losses this season
:lol Lakers getting whooped and exposed by the Kings

pelicans be pretty terrible without Davis, they piston status or maybe wizard

[NRHector]

I bet for almost the entire game he re-adjusted his expectations there.

Win by 20, I bet good old Latarian Milton was just glad they won period. amiright bro? :lol

:lol

[DMC]

Good game.

Spurs do indeed have the heart of regular season champs.

Can't say the same about your team though. 2nd round for your guys usually involves a pile of wings and a remote.

[Reck]

Can't say the same about your team though. 2nd round for your guys usually involves a pile of wings and a remote. The Spurs?

[spurs10]

The Spurs?
Yes, the Spurs, a pile of wings, and a remote.

[TDMVPDPOY]

wade is a fkn scrub from day 1, i dunno how he won a cockring in 06 with all the blow my whistle bullshit

since then seems like every fkn play he looks at teh refs for bailout calls, dude expects a call every possession?

lol miami heat/wade wankers thinking since the big3 formed in south beach he will continue to be the alpha....more like 3rd banana making up the numbers now

[Latarian Milton]

spurs are winning 3-peat in the regular season imho

[Ace]

wade is a fkn scrub from day 1, i dunno how he won a cockring in 06 with all the blow my whistle bullshit

since then seems like every fkn play he looks at teh refs for bailout calls, dude expects a call every possession?

lol miami heat/wade wankers thinking since the big3 formed in south beach he will continue to be the alpha....more like 3rd banana making up the numbers now
If you killed yourself the general IQ of the board would raise drastically. Just something to think about considering...

[DMC]

Wow, what a bitch this guy is....

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:lol at the Grizzlies fan talking smack about the Spurs in the playoffs..... Grizzlies = biggest CHOKE ARTISTS in NBA playoff history :lol

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:cry "It's a basketball illuminati conspiracy!" :cry

lol fail