tlongII is coming to San Antonio!!!

[tlongII]

The Beavs are playing UT in the Alamo Bowl and I will be there! I'm looking forward to hooking up with some fine chicas!

[Blake]

I'm looking forward to hooking up with some fine chicas!

I don't own any farm animals, but thanks for the warning any way

[DesignatedT]

I'm looking forward to hooking up with some fine chicas!

Coming to the wrong city bro.

[Kermit]

Coming to the wrong city bro.

If your definition of fine chica is 300 pounds and lots of mascara, you're coming to the right place.

[tlongII]

Uh oh. I may have made a mistake. :depressed

[DesignatedT]

It's cool bro. Just drink some margaritas, eat some enchiladas and admire our beautiful river.

[Kermit]

Drink lots, and lots of margaritas. That way sleeping with a mexican walrus won't damper your enthusiasm at watching Oregon St. rape Texas.

[CubanMustGo]

Longhorns will be bringing plenty of fine young women from the ATX, they'll need consoling after the Beavs hammer the boys in orange and white.

[lefty]

Be careful ,Tlong

Fat Mexicans tend to eat fat white people

[tlongII]

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol fine chicas :cry fuck this city

[baseline bum]

The Beavs are playing UT in the Alamo Bowl and I will be there! I'm looking forward to hooking up with some fine chicas!

Problem is, you're going to have to take their 7 kids plus tia to the game too. You were better off sticking to the sheep tbh.

[symple19]

Hide the sheep!

[Twisted_Dawg]

Don't let these naysayers get to you. There are tons of smoking hot Latina chicas here.

[tlongII]

Don't let these naysayers get to you. There are tons of smoking hot Latina chicas here.

Freudian slip?

[Kermit]

Freudian slip?

Of fun!