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CosmicCowboy
12-03-2012, 02:40 PM
:vomit:

Some serious white trash shit goin' down here...


In just a few weeks, it will be time to pack up the beach towels, tanning oils, and tanning oils and say goodbye to Jersey Shore for good. How will you fill your Thursday nights at 10 p.m.? MTV is hoping to hit pay dirt (mud?) several hundred miles southwest of New Jersey with Buckwild, a new reality series about nine young-adult friends in small-town West Virginia who say they are living by the motto, “Whatever happens, happens.” And what seems to be happening is a lot of riding down hills inside giant tires, driving trucks dangerously through mud, tearing up the trails on ATVs and motorcycles, drinking, body licking, fighting with neighbors, and doing Jackass-y stunts that sometimes involve construction equipment.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/11/29/mtv-buckwild-jersey-shore/

JudynTX
12-03-2012, 02:58 PM
Blame Honey Boo Boo.

crc21209
12-03-2012, 03:00 PM
:lol That shit looks horrible...

lebomb
12-03-2012, 03:06 PM
Alot of white folks gonna lose their lives doing stupid shit. Makes for great TV.

JudynTX
12-03-2012, 03:11 PM
Incest like a mo'fo.

mrsmaalox
12-03-2012, 03:13 PM
Incest like a mo'fo.

:lol

CosmicCowboy
12-03-2012, 03:14 PM
that's some skanky lookin ho's. You would think they would have cast at least one hot one.

cantthinkofanything
12-03-2012, 03:46 PM
for hillbilly white trash fun, you can't beat The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia...

pUIapa-U0bY

mrsmaalox
12-03-2012, 04:05 PM
for hillbilly white trash fun, you can't beat The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia...

Or "Dixie's Trailer Park" for the x-rated version! :vomit:

:lol

CosmicCowboy
12-03-2012, 04:48 PM
Or "Dixie's Trailer Park" for the x-rated version! :vomit:

:lol

:wow

You didn't find that shit looking for cookie recipes...:lol

cantthinkofanything
12-03-2012, 04:50 PM
:wow

You didn't find that shit looking for cookie recipes...:lol

:lol at maalox Googling, "hillbilly porn"

mrsmaalox
12-03-2012, 05:00 PM
:wow

You didn't find that shit looking for cookie recipes...:lol


:lol at maalox Googling, "hillbilly porn"

LOL I know! On the internet, all roads lead to porn :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
12-03-2012, 09:38 PM
for hillbilly white trash fun, you can't beat The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia...

pUIapa-U0bY

there's something oddly intriguing about that movie to me. it's not as stupid as what that buckwild show looks like but it's out there. jesco and hank III made that movie.

cantthinkofanything
12-04-2012, 10:17 AM
there's something oddly intriguing about that movie to me. it's not as stupid as what that buckwild show looks like but it's out there. jesco and hank III made that movie.

I hear you...it was a serious recommendation on my part. Once I started watching it, it was impossible to turn away. There's also a short film about Jesco called, "The Dancing Outlaw". Just as entertaining.

Trill Clinton
12-04-2012, 10:40 AM
Incest like a mo'fo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-psSaCpk6VKY/UGM3edtIV8I/AAAAAAAADPE/BkC8uaKjoAg/s1600/michael-jordan-laughing.gif

cantthinkofanything
12-04-2012, 11:18 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-psSaCpk6VKY/UGM3edtIV8I/AAAAAAAADPE/BkC8uaKjoAg/s1600/michael-jordan-laughing.gif

Trill, humor me with a short experiment if you will.

Close your eyes…
You’re outside. It’s comfortable, sun is shining, trees and flowers in bloom…looks like Spring. You’re down in a valley…no…wait…it’s a holler. You hear a stream burbling in the distance. Birds chirping, wind rustling the leaves of the tall trees. It’s nice…pleasant. You hear the distinct twang of a banjo off in the distance. Not your favorite music but today it fits your mood. You jump up on a nearby rock and start clog dancing. Pretty soon, you’ve got an audience. A red fox is sitting in some tall weeds, watching you with curious eyes. As you continue to dance, you begin to hoop do some impromptu scatting to the rhythm of your busy feet. Now, all types of woods denizens are surrounding you. Deer, coons, birds, and one lone fox are all witnessing your moves. You begin to laugh uncontrollably. What a life. What a life. All of a sudden, you hear a whooshing noise from above. You look up just in time to see a black man falling from the sky and landing on top of you. As you struggle to breath, a loaded parachute pack slams down on the ground a few feet away. You see a werewolf appear out of the woods and begin to approach you. Open your eyes. You’re sitting in your rocking chair knitting booties for your hillbilly family while Paw fucks your sister on the kitchen table. Open your eyes again. Shit…the werewolf is pulling down your pants. Open your eyes…Matt Bonner is still on the Spurs. Open your eyes…fuck…it’s eating your privates. How’s your simple life now Trill?

JudynTX
12-04-2012, 11:48 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-psSaCpk6VKY/UGM3edtIV8I/AAAAAAAADPE/BkC8uaKjoAg/s1600/michael-jordan-laughing.gif

:lol I'm being serious. How many of them are brothers & sisters? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Viva Las Espuelas
12-04-2012, 02:42 PM
I hear you...it was a serious recommendation on my part. Once I started watching it, it was impossible to turn away. There's also a short film about Jesco called, "The Dancing Outlaw". Just as entertainin.
Dancing Outlaw part 1 and 2. You can tell jesco was at his huffing-of-gas peak in that one.

cantthinkofanything
12-04-2012, 04:47 PM
Dancing Outlaw part 1 and 2. You can tell jesco was at his huffing-of-gas peak in that one.

Shit...I didn't know there was a 2. Will check that out for sure.