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boutons_deux
12-04-2012, 09:28 AM
Texas Church Offers Firearms Classes To Train Parishioners To Defend Against Imaginary Marauding Bands Of Mexicans (http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/12/04/1272981/texas-church-offers-firearms-classes-to-train-parishioners-to-defend-against-imaginary-marauding-bands-of-mexicans/)

The Times of London reports that several American churches are now offering concealed firearms training (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/churches-try-to-boost-numbers-by-chasing-shooting-enthusiasts/story-fnb64oi6-1226527426311) in order to attract worshipers to their pews. One of these churches, Heights Baptist in San Angelo, Texas offers a particularly unusual reason why they are now training their parishioners to pack heat — in order to prevent worship services from being disrupted by armed Mexicans (http://www.thedaily.com/article/2012/11/11/news-concealed-carry-church/):


In Texas, where it’s legal to carry guns into any church without a specific no-firearms policy, Heights Baptist in remote San Angelo began offering concealed carry classes in June. The class was a response to security concerns among congregants.

“We’re about 150 miles from the border with Mexico and we’re very unsure about our insecure borders — about what’s coming into our cities,” Pastor James Miller told NRA News. “Personally, I feel more secure that should our worship time be interrupted by a life-threatening intrusion, that we would at least stand some kind of a chance in stopping either a mass killing or terrorizing experience.”


Miller also claims there is a spiritual component to carrying a Glock hidden beneath your Sunday best: “Jesus advises his disciples to sell their cloak and buy a sword. He instructed his people to be prepared to defend themselves.”

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/12/04/1272981/texas-church-offers-firearms-classes-to-train-parishioners-to-defend-against-imaginary-marauding-bands-of-mexicans/

:lol Fucking "Christian" Texas nutcases.

CosmicCowboy
12-04-2012, 10:09 AM
I'm putting on a concealed carry class specifically for women at the ranch in January. I want them to be prepared when the damn mexicans show up.

boutons_deux
12-04-2012, 10:19 AM
In the general category of right-wing/Repug/tea-bag-sucking/libertarian nuttiness

Secession Fever! 25% of Republicans Want to Split from US

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/secession-fever-25-republicans-want-split-us

CosmicCowboy
12-04-2012, 10:33 AM
:lmao 25% :lmao alternet :lmao Boutons

admiralsnackbar
12-04-2012, 10:48 AM
I'm putting on a concealed carry class specifically for women at the ranch in January. I want them to be prepared when the damn mexicans show up.
Good luck with that, ladies. The damn Mexicans you are probably worried about travel in armored cars, carry automatic weapons and RPGs, and wear better body armor than US soldiers. If they show up, I expect any firearm that qualifies as concealable won't provide the requisite level of deterrence.

boutons_deux
12-04-2012, 10:48 AM
:lmao 25% :lmao alternet :lmao Boutons

what number of Repugs do you say want to secede?

CosmicCowboy
12-04-2012, 11:02 AM
what number of Repugs do you say want to secede?

Why don't we start with the ones that signed the petitions? Barely a fraction.