View Full Version : Avante Has Stooped To A New Low
KoolAid Mans Brother
12-04-2012, 04:11 PM
As most of the NFL Forum posters know, a new village idiot named Avante made his presence a few months before the kickoff of the 2012 NFL season.
Instantly, he claimed to be an NFL expert, knowing more about the game than almost anyone. He justified his knowledge by providing lists of former players, along with other statistics such as 40 yard dash times.
His cockiness got under people's skin, mostly because of his brutal attempts at proving to everyone in the Club that he was a successful and knowledgable old man.
As the season drew near, Avante claimed that every year he crushes the betting lines and makes tons of money on NFL picks vs. the spread.
He guaranteed to hit 70% of his picks, as he does every year.
So the season began....
Avante got off to a slow start, lingering below 50% correct picks for the first half of the season. That is when the lies were evident and the cop outs began.
Cop Out #1
"It's much harder to pick games in the first half of the season. We don't know what the teams will be like. I still guarantee to hit 70% of my picks before the end of the season. I always do"
Most people gave him the benefit of the doubt here. We would wait a few more weeks and see what happened.
Well, as more weeks passed, he remained around 50% for the season, the same percentage of flipping a coin. DOK was nice enough to break down the math to show that 70% would be unattainable since he was in such a hole. When questioned next, the next cop out was given.
Cop Out #2
"I never said I would hit 70% of my picks, I said I would win 70% of the money that I bet. As you can see, I'm betting more than I was at the beginning of the season."
So next we saw him raise his bets. The problem for Avante was that he was still sitting around 50%, and this past week, after raising his bets, he went 4-5, which means he lost more money than in previous weeks.
Folks, I hope you're sitting down, because the next cop out is disturbing. Not only did he not take responsibility for his shitty picking, he threw his own flesh and blood under the bus.
Cop Out #3
"Those were not my picks. They were my sons picks. I've been posting his picks here all season long. I've actually been winning all season, but I didn't post my real picks here."
Well guys, I don't think there is much left to say. Anyone with half a chimp brain can see what is going on here. We've endured countless bad predictions which are too numerous to bring into this post, and we've clearly seen that Avante is not a betting expert. On top of that, we've seen that he is an insecure pathological liar.
In conclusion.......
:lmao Avante
johnsmith
12-04-2012, 04:21 PM
Lol avante
Clipper Nation
12-04-2012, 04:40 PM
:lmao Avante
Lincoln
12-04-2012, 04:43 PM
:lmao
KMB going HAM
Blake
12-04-2012, 04:50 PM
I'd say that's a complete and accurate summary of Avantegate 2012 70% mason starving per par etc
ChumpDumper
12-04-2012, 05:06 PM
Avante's next thread about the infamous 2012 NFL picks:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/If_I_Did_It.jpg/220px-If_I_Did_It.jpg
GoodOdor
12-04-2012, 05:11 PM
Throwing his own son under the bus....come on man:lol:lol:lol
DUNCANownsKOBE
12-04-2012, 06:42 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Avante
12-04-2012, 06:44 PM
I gotta tell ya. we laughed our asses off at you guys, the seriousness of it all, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mason got a big kick out of it.
Blake
12-04-2012, 06:54 PM
I gotta tell ya. we laughed our asses off at you guys, the seriousness of it all, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mason got a big kick out of it.
More bullshit
ChumpDumper
12-04-2012, 08:01 PM
I gotta tell ya. we laughed our asses off at you guys, the seriousness of it all, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mason got a big kick out of it.You are so serious about wanting us to believe this.
It's cute.
LnGrrrR
12-04-2012, 10:13 PM
:lol Avante
what a crock (piece) of shit...
Halberto
12-05-2012, 12:36 AM
:lol
He cares so much
redzero
12-05-2012, 01:03 AM
:lmao This dude will make any excuse known to man instead of owning up to his shortcomings.
TheSanityAnnex
12-05-2012, 12:56 PM
I gotta tell ya. we laughed our asses off at you guys, the seriousness of it all, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mason got a big kick out of it.
I can't decide which is more pathetic, posting actual shitty picks or claiming said shitty picks were fake for the sake of trolling. Either way, you are a complete fucking idiot, no spinning that one.
Avante
12-06-2012, 12:13 AM
I can't decide which is more pathetic, posting actual shitty picks or claiming said shitty picks were fake for the sake of trolling. Either way, you are a complete fucking idiot, no spinning that one.
It took me a couple weeks to see that this board was all about ..punks in hiding. So I acting like any mature adult would, have some fun with...punks in hiding. Mason came up with the picks idea, I thought...cool.
It was fun.
I tried to bring some knowledge and share my 50 some years of NFL experience, all I got was bullshit/hassle, so fuck it.
Clipper Nation
12-06-2012, 12:16 AM
So I acting like any mature adult would
You don't have the slightest idea of how a mature adult acts....
Avante
12-06-2012, 12:21 AM
You don't have the slightest idea of how a mature adult acts....
That coming from a guy who does absolutely nothing but follow others around bitching, wow!
Clipper Nation
12-06-2012, 12:22 AM
That coming from a guy who does absolutely nothing but follow others around bitching, wow!
Stop leeching off me, B....
Halberto
12-06-2012, 12:31 AM
I tried to bring some knowledge and share my 50 some years of NFL experience, all I got was bullshit/hassle, so fuck it.
50 years of following the NFL and you still don't know shit
Avante
12-06-2012, 12:33 AM
50 years of following the NFL and you still don't know shit
You wanna challenge me slick? Name the contest.
Halberto
12-06-2012, 12:44 AM
Because you seem like an honest person, I'll make a bet with you.
ChumpDumper
12-06-2012, 12:44 AM
You wanna challenge me slick? Name the contest.You already lost the contest and started making up some story about your son.
Avante
12-06-2012, 12:50 AM
You already lost the contest and started making up some story about your son.
Yep, you nailed it!
Blake
12-06-2012, 10:17 AM
Yep, you nailed it!
Yep he did, princess.
KoolAid Mans Brother
09-16-2013, 11:24 AM
:lol bump for all of the newbies of the NFL forum who want to be caught up to speed on the type of person that Avante really is
Blake
09-16-2013, 11:29 AM
Because you seem like an honest person, I'll make a bet with you.
:lol
Avante
09-16-2013, 11:40 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clipper Nation
09-16-2013, 11:48 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite your pitiful attempts at spinning this into a victory for yourself, even you have to admit throwing your son under the bus was pathetic on your part :lol
Avante
09-16-2013, 11:57 AM
Is this funnier than hell or what?
Blake
09-16-2013, 01:23 PM
Is this funnier than hell or what?
We all see what you're trying to do. It's pathetic.
Blake
03-19-2015, 08:16 AM
Lol
Sad that Avante just doesn't "get it"
Cop out after cop out.
50 + years of NFL experience and he has to hang out on this forum and "attempt" to brag himself up.
Dude couldn't accurately predict whether or not the sun would come up the next day, let alone 70% against the spreads.
Awesome description by the OP about him. Just goes to show you how sick Avante is and that he has no clue about it either.
Avante
03-19-2015, 07:11 PM
Sad that Avante just doesn't "get it"
Cop out after cop out.
50 + years of NFL experience and he has to hang out on this forum and "attempt" to brag himself up.
Dude couldn't accurately predict whether or not the sun would come up the next day, let alone 70% against the spreads.
Awesome description by the OP about him. Just goes to show you how sick Avante is and that he has no clue about it either.
Little man, nobody hits 70%, ok? You can expect to hit somewhere between 55%-60%, so it comes town to money management, know what games to play the big $$$$ on, ok? I hit on all but one big $$$$ play last season.
I won over $3000, $2140 here on this board. And that's after starting out 330 in the hole, so think guy. How did I turn that into a $2140 profit? Yep, I know my shit, just like I said I did. Dude, it's all here, play by play, win by win, you saw a master/expert at work.
I win $$$$$ every season little guy and 2015 will be no different, just not sure how much.
So how about crawling off my leg shorty, ok?
Where's the guy who started this thread? He's gone, ya see he made the mistake of betting against me, hahaha!!!!!!!!!
Avante
03-19-2015, 08:03 PM
I do get a kick out of the impact I make here, haha!!!!!!!!!! Funny watching those who wouldn't know Paul "Tank" Younger from Robert "Tank" Holmes trying to mess with me, hhaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Younger and Holmes both played in the SWAC, Younger the first NFLer out of Grambling. It's fun knowing all that shit, knowing the rookies don't, hahaha~~~~~~
So who wants to know your teams all time backfield?
If I were you little people I'd be picking my brain, learning all ya can about pro football.
I won over $3000, $2140 here on this board. And that's after starting out 330 in the hole, so think guy. How did I turn that into a $2140 profit? Yep, I know my shit, just like I said I did. Dude, it's all here, play by play, win by win, you saw a master/expert at work.
If you were an expert you wouldn't be here. Biggest fraud on the board you are. Besides $2,140 a year in betting games is chump change. I've made more than that sitting at a craps table in an hour and it takes you 7 months to do that.
I win $$$$$ every season little guy and 2015 will be no different, just not sure how much.
So do I. But how much do you lose. You never tell the whole story. You may have won the $2K amount but you probably lost 3K
So how about crawling off my leg shorty, ok?
Leave the forum, ok?
Where's the guy who started this thread? He's gone, ya see he made the mistake of betting against me, hahaha!!!!!!!!!
Probably just got tired of dealing with the most annoying poster of all-time. You should re-read that.
I do get a kick out of the impact I make here, haha!!!!!!!!!!
NONE, that is your impact. The fact that you think you fact an impact on a sports forum is why you are such a loser, which you probably have been your whole life.
If I were you little people I'd be picking my brain, learning all ya can about pro football.
Why would I want to learn anything from a washed up has-been?
Avante
03-20-2015, 11:31 AM
If you were an expert you wouldn't be here. Biggest fraud on the board you are. Besides $2,140 a year in betting games is chump change. I've made more than that sitting at a craps table in an hour and it takes you 7 months to do that.
So do I. But how much do you lose. You never tell the whole story. You may have won the $2K amount but you probably lost 3K
Leave the forum, ok?
Probably just got tired of dealing with the most annoying poster of all-time. You should re-read that.
NONE, that is your impact. The fact that you think you fact an impact on a sports forum is why you are such a loser, which you probably have been your whole life.
Why would I want to learn anything from a washed up has-been?
Poor little guy so owned it's comical. Stupid enought to think anyone would actually read all that stupid shit.
Here we have another one with a bad case of Avanteist, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clipper Nation
03-20-2015, 11:34 AM
NFO bitchslapping the Old Faggot as always.
Avante
03-20-2015, 11:39 AM
NFO bitchslapping the Old Faggot as always.
It looks more like Avante finding himself another whore like he did you, to me. Notice how important I am to both of you?
Dude, this is classic stupidity.
you...there is no Mason, those were your picks.
Then after winning a couple grand.
you...those were Mason picks.
Dude, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Clipper Nation
03-20-2015, 11:40 AM
It looks more like Avante finding himself another whore
NFO is of legal age, so no, that's not what it looks like.
Avante
03-20-2015, 11:43 AM
NFO is of legal age, so no, that's not what it looks like.
Stupid, what was legal age over there? Those were bar girls guy, now think. Dummy, they had to have a work permit, had to be 18 to get one, now think ya dumb fuck, ok?
You're thinking of whore houses guy, ok? Those were off limits.
Poor little guy so owned it's comical. Stupid enought to think anyone would actually read all that stupid shit.
Well you are stupid enough so I'll take that as an admission that you read it. But your reading skills are poor at best, so you should probably read it again and again until the points actually soak in. Trust me it will only benefit you.
Avante
03-20-2015, 11:57 AM
Well you are stupid enough so I'll take that as an admission that you read it. But your reading skills are poor at best, so you should probably read it again and again until the points actually soak in. Trust me it will only benefit you.
Dummy, I've read more books in the last year than you've read, trust me.
Why do you try so hard?
Dummy, I've read more books in the last year than you've read, trust me.
Why do you try so hard?
Dr. Seuss books don't count.
And I doubt it.
Avante
03-20-2015, 12:06 PM
Dr. Seuss books don't count.
And I doubt it.
Little man right here on this desk...
History of World Art
POE..the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
The Art of Rock & Roll
The Book Book (history of the book)
The World Atlas
The National Football League Encycopedia
The Best of Country Music
Who is Who in Track & Field
So wrong as usual. Over 10,000 books in my home library.
Right now it's.."whatever you say i am, I am" by eminem
Of all the stupid things you've said, this reading thing is the stupidest.
I do have fun with little shits like this one, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! They just can't accept the fact yes here we have a guy on a whole other level. They don't know how to handle it.
Little man right here on this desk...
History of World Art
POE..the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
The Art of Rock & Roll
The Book Book (history of the book)
The World Atlas
The National Football League Encycopedia
The Best of Country Music
Who is Who in Track & Field
So wrong as usual. Over 10,000 books in my home library.
Right now it's.."whatever you say i am, I am" by eminem
Of all the stupid things you've said, this reading thing is the stupidest.
Just because you have books on your desk doesn't mean you read them. They are probably glorified coasters or paperweights.
Besides I don't read very many sports books, I'll admit that. I read books constantly on the components of steel, different tooling for turing raw steel into finsished product and the theories behind strengthing steel at various temperatures to achieve the propere specs on a Rockwell tester. Stuff way above your pay grade.
But you enjoy your sports and pop culture books.
Avante
03-20-2015, 12:34 PM
Just because you have books on your desk doesn't mean you read them. They are probably glorified coasters or paperweights.
Besides I don't read very many sports books, I'll admit that. I read books constantly on the components of steel, different tooling for turing raw steel into finsished product and the theories behind strengthing steel at various temperatures to achieve the propere specs on a Rockwell tester. Stuff way above your pay grade.
But you enjoy your sports and pop culture books.
So what do I do for a living? Remember you know my pay grade, right? And when ya start....you can't read, you're short, you have no teeth, your breath stinks, you have a tiny dick.....come on little fella, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I'm a football/music/literature/track..geek, ok? Why fight it so hard when I make it obvious those are my interests?
You get a nut reading about steel, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can see why you're all fucked up.
So what do I do for a living? Remember you know my pay grade, right?
Based upon your posts you were probably in insurance and then I probably have a pretty good idea of your pay grade.
Dude, I'm a football/music/literature/track..geek, ok? Why fight it so hard when I make it obvious those are my interests?
Just because you have interest in something doesn't make you an "expert"
You get a nut reading about steel, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can see why you're all fucked up.
You made that assumption. I read those books to stay on top of the game and earn a living. Remember "you" said books in general and didn't specify what type of books. But you probably forgot and are trying to change the agrument like you do everytime.
Avante
03-20-2015, 01:01 PM
Based upon your posts you were probably in insurance and then I probably have a pretty good idea of your pay grade.
Just because you have interest in something doesn't make you an "expert"
You made that assumption. I read those books to stay on top of the game and earn a living. Remember "you" said books in general and didn't specify what type of books. But you probably forgot and are trying to change the agrument like you do everytime.
So tell me little man, how much do I make a year on old business/renewals? You have no idea at all do you? So why the bullshit?
Dude, I know all there is to know about the origins of those interests of mine, ok? That isn't obvious? I 'd say there is nobody who knows more about those things.
I assumed ya had enought common sense to know what kind of books I was talking about, I should have known, zoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm.
Another little shit who just can't grasp the concept..."older guy with a ton of experience about a few pet interests"...hahaha!!!!!!!!!! Love it:lobt2:
So tell me little man, how much do I make a year on old business/renewals?
Whatever it is it is way to much. Good friend of mine is insurance. Pretty sure I know the game.
You have no idea at all do you?
Don't care.
So why the bullshit?
Check the mirror, oh and your posts. You'll find plenty there.
Dude, I know all there is to know about the origins of those interests of mine, ok?
Don't care.
That isn't obvious?
The only thing obvious is how big of a loser you are.
I 'd say there is nobody who knows more about those things.
If that were case, you wouldn't be here.
I assumed ya had enought common sense to know what kind of books I was talking about, I should have known, zoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm.
Nice spelling job old timer.
Another little shit who just can't grasp the concept..."older guy with a ton of experience about a few pet interests"...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
More like "Old guy that didn't realize time had past him by"
What is that saying, "You can't teach an old fat guy new tricks.........."
Avante
03-20-2015, 02:33 PM
Whatever it is it is way to much. Good friend of mine is insurance. Pretty sure I know the game.
Don't care.
Check the mirror, oh and your posts. You'll find plenty there.
Don't care.
The only thing obvious is how big of a loser you are.
If that were case, you wouldn't be here.
Nice spelling job old timer.
More like "Old guy that didn't realize time had past him by"
What is that saying, "You can't teach an old fat guy new tricks.........."
You got it bad little man. It's now getting comical.
Dude, talk football not Avante, ok? It's getting boring, alright?
And, I don't read that shit, ok?
Dude, talk football not Avante, ok? It's getting boring, alright?
I have, especially on the college side. I have tried with you before and you usually spaz out thinking you are 100% correct on everything. That is why no one wants to talk football with you here.
And, I don't read that shit, ok?
Yeah you do, otherwise you wouldn't respond. But you are a simpleton and can't resist.
It is like I said before a few months back. I could just type "A B C" and you'd respond, and you did.
Avante
03-20-2015, 02:50 PM
I have, especially on the college side. I have tried with you before and you usually spaz out thinking you are 100% correct on everything. That is why no one wants to talk football with you here.
Yeah you do, otherwise you wouldn't respond. But you are a simpleton and can't resist.
It is like I said before a few months back. I could just type "A B C" and you'd respond, and you did.
Trust me guy, I didn't read it, ok? And, it's so obvious you have some problems. So it's time to put you back on ignore. You are not here to do anything other than hump my leg.
So if anyone see's me talking to this freak again, permanant banishment from this site.
Good bye little man, adios~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't trust you. Book that.
JUST LEAVE THE FORUM!!!!
Blake
03-20-2015, 05:38 PM
Trust me guy, I didn't read it, ok? And, it's so obvious you have some problems. So it's time to put you back on ignore. You are not here to do anything other than hump my leg.
So if anyone see's me talking to this freak again, permanant banishment from this site.
Good bye little man, adios~~~~~~~~~~~
I swear you've given me that exact post three times. At least two.
But you're still here :depressed
Avante
03-20-2015, 05:53 PM
I swear you've given me that exact post three times. At least two.
But you're still here :depressed
All these boards have a half dozen or so little shits like you, once I see who they are I fuck with them. They deserve it. You come here to see who you can bother so I bother you. I'll say anything, do anything to the punks on these boards, you being one of the biggest.
Here's our new game Blake, and I guarantee you wil play. I'm going back to ignoring you, and you will STILL follow me around as you always do. I am going to add a little something unique to the game however. I will post a number to show just how many humps on my leg you make. Should be great fun, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blake
03-20-2015, 06:03 PM
And in about three weeks you'll be responding to me again.
just like how you're still here even though you promised to ban yourself for talking to me.
Avante
03-20-2015, 06:05 PM
Blake, why this huge need to make me a part of your life? I don't like you and would kick your ass up and down your street. I think you're a huge jerk/prick, ok? So why this HUGE need to CONSTANTLY follow me around?
When you continue to follow people around who tell you how badly you suck that's sad little guy, really.
Ok, since we both know you can't stay off my thigh, I've changed my mind, instead of that silly number bullshit I'll use you to show off. Yep, my cool translation bit.
So have at it I have a ton of lists ready to go.
Blake
03-20-2015, 06:07 PM
Diagnosis, imo:
"Delusional disorder refers to a condition associated with one or more nonbizarre delusions of thinking—such as expressing beliefs that occur in real life such as being poisoned, being stalked, being loved or deceived, or having an illness, provided no other symptoms of schizophrenia are exhibited.
Delusions may seem believable at face value, and patients may appear normal as long as an outsider does not touch upon their delusional themes. Mood episodes are relatively brief compared with the total duration of the delusional periods. Also, these delusions are not due to a medical condition or substance abuse.
Themes of delusions may fall into the following types:
Grandiose type (patient believes that he has some great but unrecognized talent or insight, a special identity, knowledge, power, self-worth, or special relationship with someone famous......
persecutory type (patient believes he is being cheated, spied on, drugged, followed, slandered, or somehow mistreated);*...."
https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/delusional-disorder
Blizzardwizard
03-21-2015, 10:26 AM
Whatever happened to that 'lock of the year' Lions vs Giants thread? I miss that one :lol
Avante
03-21-2015, 12:11 PM
Whatever happened to that 'lock of the year' Lions vs Giants thread? I miss that one :lol
It takes me a good 4-6 hours a week to search out the 3-5 best ATS plays that week. All those who are good at this and win $$$$ do their homework. You must know the stats/trends and "spots". Who excells in whatever role they are in that weak and who sucks. I don't like spending the time, doing all the work and then handing out free $$$$ to those who can't even..."hey thanks man".
So I spent a couple seasons here just fucking around with our resident punks. Those who never applaud a great week but always YOU SUCK! when you have a bad week. So me and my son who got a huge kick out of Blake just jacked around laughing at the jerks/punks acting like retarded monkies over this.
Then last season I thought.... fuck it, might as well show off a little, so I did what I always do, that being win a few thou vs the point spread. I showed how to use those stats and trends, when to know a big $$$ "spot". I explained what to look for and how it all worked.
What was funny was how shitty I started out...BOOM!...down 330 coming out of the gate, which obviously got....HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!...YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!...YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...as I...slow down it's a long season. Then as I preceded to turn things around you could see the.."damn, he's pretty good"...hahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously that could never actually be said.
Then around week 12 I started getting hot as the teams became real real serious about playoff seedings. Something we see every year, this is when ya make your $$$$, just like I said I would,
We have a lot of kids here who simply don't understand ATS betting and get a nut fucking with people safely hidden away behind a computer, I know this and have fun with it......obviously!
Those who don't get it simply can't fathom how things that happened four seasons ago could have anything to do with today. Well if ya leave a known theif alone with your money today he's going to steal it again just like he did four years ago. It's about tendancies in the same situation. Rookies struggle with that.
Blizzardwizard
03-21-2015, 12:26 PM
It takes me a good 4-6 hours a week to search out the 3-5 best ATS plays that week. All those who are good at this and win $$$$ do their homework. You must know the stats/trends and "spots". Who excells in whatever role they are in that weak and who sucks. I don't like spending the time, doing all the work and then handing out free $$$$ to those who can't even..."hey thanks man".
So I spent a couple seasons here just fucking around with our resident punks. Those who never applaud a great week but always YOU SUCK! when you have a bad week. So me and my son who got a huge kick out of Blake just jacked around laughing at the jerks/punks acting like retarded monkies over this.
Then last season I thought.... fuck it, might as well show off a little, so I did what I always do, that being win a few thou vs the point spread. I showed how to use those stats and trends, when to know a big $$$ "spot". I explained what to look for and how it all worked.
What was funny was how shitty I started out...BOOM!...down 330 coming out of the gate, which obviously got....HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!...YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!...YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...as I...slow down it's a long season. Then as I preceded to turn things around you could see the.."damn, he's pretty good"...hahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously that could never actually be said.
Then around week 12 I started getting hot as the teams became real real serious about playoff seedings. Something we see every year, this is when ya make your $$$$, just like I said I would,
We have a lot of kids here who simply don't understand ATS betting and get a nut fucking with people safely hidden away behind a computer, I know this and have fun with it......obviously!
Those who don't get it simply can't fathom how things that happened four seasons ago could have anything to do with today. Well if ya leave a known theif alone with your money today he's going to steal it again just like he did four years ago. It's about tendancies in the same situation. Rookies struggle with that.
Dude. Chill.
It was a funny thread that's all :lol
Avante
03-21-2015, 12:33 PM
Dude. Chill.
It was a funny thread that's all :lol
I guess I;m mad at myself for playing that silly shit like I/we did. I should have known, I could hit winners here for the next 10 seasons but it will always be .."remember back in 2012/2013 you sucked!!!!!!!!!!"...while totally ignoring 10 years of winning. That's the mentality here and I know it and ignored it.
Blake
03-21-2015, 03:28 PM
Dude. Chill.
It was a funny thread that's all :lol
How the hell did i miss that thread.
Bumped
Avante
03-21-2015, 03:54 PM
I bet Blake has wet dreams about me, have I made an impact on this little shit or what, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! One of the true classic examples of Avanteist. Once ya get it you are stuck with it, this boy has it bad.
Dude. Chill.
It was a funny thread that's all :lol
Avante gets so defensive over any post that doesn't agree with him.
When he gets called out he responds with "little man" etc... and tries to divert attention for what he was being called out for.
Sad really. Dude needs professional help.
Blake
03-21-2015, 06:41 PM
I bet Blake has wet dreams about me, have I made an impact on this little shit or what, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! One of the true classic examples of Avanteist. Once ya get it you are stuck with it, this boy has it bad.
Put that theory to the test: Leave forever and let's see how often i talk about you.
You can stop in as a guest from time to time to see how it's going.
Darth_Pelican
04-11-2018, 02:38 PM
:lol
spurraider21
04-11-2018, 02:59 PM
:lol dude thinks he's a betting expert because he orders some gambling magazines through the mail
spurraider21
04-11-2018, 03:03 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg
Darth_Pelican
04-11-2018, 03:59 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg
:lol I was looking for that
benefactor
04-11-2018, 07:30 PM
:lol I was looking for that
Me too...I made it:lol
Avante
04-11-2018, 08:39 PM
:lol dude thinks he's a betting expert because he orders some gambling magazines through the mail
Dude, did it not go just like this?
You...this will be The Avante Betting Tracker Thread (designed to poke fun at my shit picks)
Me...well then, I guess it's time to show what I actually play.
Did I not win over 2100? Did I not hit on all my 330 and above plays, well?
Dude, it's all about knowing who does what ATS in whatever role they are that week.
Home Fav
Home Dog
Rosd Fav
Road Dog
Raiders are 23-6 as a HD, the Chargers are 5-24 as a RF. That is a 47-11 trend favoring the Raiders. It all starts right there. Then ya look at injuries, heading unto a bye, coming off a bye, second home game, second road game and all that. Yep,time consuming.
You try to find 3 plays where you have a 47-11 type trend. This takes time.
The magazine is a tool, it has the info ya need.
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