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12-05-2012, 10:16 PM
1. Headline-"12-13' World Champion Lakers, Have had more coaches than Nash starts"
Story-Nash has missed 16 of the teams first 18 games. Lakers are 8-10 and have played just 6 road games, thanks Mr. Stern for balanced scheduling.
2. Headline-"Spurs B team nearly beat the Heat, He who must not be named, Stern:p: furious."
Story-Spurs send 4 four top 6 scorers home after playing 5 road games in 9 days. Well rested Heat need bailout by Allen. Spurs fined 250k by league. Heat punishment for performance; losing to the D-League, Wizards.
3. Headline-"Battle for N.Y, better than expected, D-Howard & S.T.A.T crying in corner."
Story-The Knicks were the last unbeaten team in NBA, Best record in East. The Brooklyn Nets, 5 games above mediocrity for 1st time in 6 years, are 4th in the East.
4. Headline-"Celtics soft, Rondo's street cred rising, Boston petitions league for playoffs to start."
Story-Celtics are 9-8, 7th in west. Healthiest they've been in years, lost to Pistons by 20. Napping ,once again , through regular season. May not make post season, east slightly better than expected.
5.Headline-"The Spurs are really good (again?...Dammit!). Vanilla looked so bad, tasted so good."
Story-Spurs are 14-4 2nd in the West. NBA furious, fans didn't get watch the most exciting team in the league play Miami.
6. Headline-"Lin & Harden are shooting the lights out, someone please stop them from shooting the lights out."
Story-Lin (38%) & Harden (41%) may become the 1st back court in NBA history to shoot both under 40 % and make the postseason. Both expected to be starters in All-star team.
7. Headlines-"L.A add 3 All-stars, trade one, humiliate another, Kobe scores 30,000th, celebrates by yelling at Pau."
Story-Lakers acquired Steve Nash, Dwight Howard, Antwan Jamison, and traded Andrew Bynum. Kobe scores 30,000th point, resurgence this season going to waste. Gasol playing like any another player (15 P.E.R). Getting yelled at by Kobe and benched by coach, just like when he was an all star.
8. Headlines- "So Apparently Duncan was old in -98'-99, young now in 12'-13 season."
Story-Duncan, 36, averaging 18.9 points, 10 rebounds, 2 blocks per game. P.E.R highest of HOF career and is 3rd this season
behind Durrant & James.
9. Headlines-"Anthony Davis playing like R.O.Y, when not injured, Austin Rivers worse than Pelicans nickname."
Story- Davis playing well, missed nearly half of teams games so far. Austin Rivers worst P.E.R among rookie 1st rounders.
10. Headlines- 'Melo D?, Passing? J.R, living up to potential, S.T.A.T injured (2-3 ain't bad)"
Story-Knicks have best record thanks to strong Defense and unselfish play. Carmelo Antony playing best, all around, basketball of career. J.R Smith playing up to potential, and it only took 8 years, where did the time go?
Story-Nash has missed 16 of the teams first 18 games. Lakers are 8-10 and have played just 6 road games, thanks Mr. Stern for balanced scheduling.
2. Headline-"Spurs B team nearly beat the Heat, He who must not be named, Stern:p: furious."
Story-Spurs send 4 four top 6 scorers home after playing 5 road games in 9 days. Well rested Heat need bailout by Allen. Spurs fined 250k by league. Heat punishment for performance; losing to the D-League, Wizards.
3. Headline-"Battle for N.Y, better than expected, D-Howard & S.T.A.T crying in corner."
Story-The Knicks were the last unbeaten team in NBA, Best record in East. The Brooklyn Nets, 5 games above mediocrity for 1st time in 6 years, are 4th in the East.
4. Headline-"Celtics soft, Rondo's street cred rising, Boston petitions league for playoffs to start."
Story-Celtics are 9-8, 7th in west. Healthiest they've been in years, lost to Pistons by 20. Napping ,once again , through regular season. May not make post season, east slightly better than expected.
5.Headline-"The Spurs are really good (again?...Dammit!). Vanilla looked so bad, tasted so good."
Story-Spurs are 14-4 2nd in the West. NBA furious, fans didn't get watch the most exciting team in the league play Miami.
6. Headline-"Lin & Harden are shooting the lights out, someone please stop them from shooting the lights out."
Story-Lin (38%) & Harden (41%) may become the 1st back court in NBA history to shoot both under 40 % and make the postseason. Both expected to be starters in All-star team.
7. Headlines-"L.A add 3 All-stars, trade one, humiliate another, Kobe scores 30,000th, celebrates by yelling at Pau."
Story-Lakers acquired Steve Nash, Dwight Howard, Antwan Jamison, and traded Andrew Bynum. Kobe scores 30,000th point, resurgence this season going to waste. Gasol playing like any another player (15 P.E.R). Getting yelled at by Kobe and benched by coach, just like when he was an all star.
8. Headlines- "So Apparently Duncan was old in -98'-99, young now in 12'-13 season."
Story-Duncan, 36, averaging 18.9 points, 10 rebounds, 2 blocks per game. P.E.R highest of HOF career and is 3rd this season
behind Durrant & James.
9. Headlines-"Anthony Davis playing like R.O.Y, when not injured, Austin Rivers worse than Pelicans nickname."
Story- Davis playing well, missed nearly half of teams games so far. Austin Rivers worst P.E.R among rookie 1st rounders.
10. Headlines- 'Melo D?, Passing? J.R, living up to potential, S.T.A.T injured (2-3 ain't bad)"
Story-Knicks have best record thanks to strong Defense and unselfish play. Carmelo Antony playing best, all around, basketball of career. J.R Smith playing up to potential, and it only took 8 years, where did the time go?