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12-05-2012, 10:24 PM
11. Headlines-"Reggie Evans ,1st player to be, fined for flopping. Spurs fans "Ginobili robbed of honor".
Story-Reggie Evans, tough guy with "Tom Hanks, Castaway Beard" 1st player to be fined under new league policy. Maligned policy actually kind of working. Mr. Stern "E-x-c-e-l-l-e-n-t!" (Sinister laughing while petting Adam Silvers hair).
12. Headlines-"Kings may move to V.A Beach. Wiz. owner "Wait..Can they actually do that? (Expletive!),"
Story-Kings may be moving to V.A Beach. Wizards needed 11 games to win 1st game. Ted Leonsis petitioning NBA for 71 game season, because preoccupied with NHL lockout.
13. Headlines- "Varejao apparently wants out of Cleveland. Actually showing effort, Cav’s taking calls."
Story-Varejao is averaging nearly 15 rpg and at least 10 pts and 16 rebounds in 7 straight games.
Reporter-"How do you believe the team responded to this losing streak tonight"
Coach Scott-"Well Anderson Varejao played fantastic, I wasn't aware that we had a played like a team"
14. Headlines-"Grizzlies maul, rest of league, Crosses into San Antonio. Head put on wall."
Story-Grizzlies are 2nd in NBA in defensive efficiency and 3rd in scoring efficiency. 3rd in the west, Four starters averaging 15pts or more.
15. Headlines- Nash (39), breaks leg, D'Antoni ,hired. Nash "He asked if i could play on crutches"
Story-Lakers are 8-8 without Nash and have had 3 coaches in 6 weeks.D'Antoni hired to bring back "Showtime Lakers". L.A reeling after recent losses to Kings, Pacers, Magic & Rockets.
16. Headlines-"Joey Crawford; viral video, & subject of divisive pic. Best refs are the unknown ones."
Story- Joey Crawford, Stern's pit bull, went viral after exaggerated block call. Tim Duncan & Tony Parker in photo with Crawford impersonator, with gun to head.
17. Headline -"Andrew Bynum out indefinitely after boiling, No punch line needed."
Story-Has not played for 76er’s this season. May return in January.
18. Headline-"Breaking Dawn Part II sets records in theaters, Spurs Tiago Splitter “No Comment”
Story-See headline, or compare photos of Spurs Tiago Splitter and Robert Pattinson
19. Headline-GWS fans “Andrew Bogut, You give Disability insurance a bad name”
Story-Oft injured star big man out indefinitely after micro fracture ankle surgery. Golden State currently in playoff picture.
20. Headline- "Bobcats Coach “Should we get started on an extension”, team playing actual…basketball?"
Story-Bobcats match win total, 7, in just 18 games this season. The team finished with a 7-55 record in lockout shortened season.
Story-Reggie Evans, tough guy with "Tom Hanks, Castaway Beard" 1st player to be fined under new league policy. Maligned policy actually kind of working. Mr. Stern "E-x-c-e-l-l-e-n-t!" (Sinister laughing while petting Adam Silvers hair).
12. Headlines-"Kings may move to V.A Beach. Wiz. owner "Wait..Can they actually do that? (Expletive!),"
Story-Kings may be moving to V.A Beach. Wizards needed 11 games to win 1st game. Ted Leonsis petitioning NBA for 71 game season, because preoccupied with NHL lockout.
13. Headlines- "Varejao apparently wants out of Cleveland. Actually showing effort, Cav’s taking calls."
Story-Varejao is averaging nearly 15 rpg and at least 10 pts and 16 rebounds in 7 straight games.
Reporter-"How do you believe the team responded to this losing streak tonight"
Coach Scott-"Well Anderson Varejao played fantastic, I wasn't aware that we had a played like a team"
14. Headlines-"Grizzlies maul, rest of league, Crosses into San Antonio. Head put on wall."
Story-Grizzlies are 2nd in NBA in defensive efficiency and 3rd in scoring efficiency. 3rd in the west, Four starters averaging 15pts or more.
15. Headlines- Nash (39), breaks leg, D'Antoni ,hired. Nash "He asked if i could play on crutches"
Story-Lakers are 8-8 without Nash and have had 3 coaches in 6 weeks.D'Antoni hired to bring back "Showtime Lakers". L.A reeling after recent losses to Kings, Pacers, Magic & Rockets.
16. Headlines-"Joey Crawford; viral video, & subject of divisive pic. Best refs are the unknown ones."
Story- Joey Crawford, Stern's pit bull, went viral after exaggerated block call. Tim Duncan & Tony Parker in photo with Crawford impersonator, with gun to head.
17. Headline -"Andrew Bynum out indefinitely after boiling, No punch line needed."
Story-Has not played for 76er’s this season. May return in January.
18. Headline-"Breaking Dawn Part II sets records in theaters, Spurs Tiago Splitter “No Comment”
Story-See headline, or compare photos of Spurs Tiago Splitter and Robert Pattinson
19. Headline-GWS fans “Andrew Bogut, You give Disability insurance a bad name”
Story-Oft injured star big man out indefinitely after micro fracture ankle surgery. Golden State currently in playoff picture.
20. Headline- "Bobcats Coach “Should we get started on an extension”, team playing actual…basketball?"
Story-Bobcats match win total, 7, in just 18 games this season. The team finished with a 7-55 record in lockout shortened season.