If the Spurs had to pick a new name?

[SilverSpur]

Just for fun. If San Antonio had to pick a new name?
Any suggestions?

Animal?
Insect?
Object?
Classic?
Modern?

[playblair]

food

[Richie]

San Antonio Whataburgers

[Mugen]

Just for fun. If San Antonio had to pick a new name?
Any suggestions?

Animal?
Insect?
Object?
Classic?
Modern?

those are all horrible mascots

[99 Problems]

San Antonio 250,000ers. I think the NBA has pre-approved this one.

[Russ]

San Antonio Chaparrals.

[NickiRasgo]

San Antonio Pops.


San Antonio Whataburgers


San Antonio 250,000ers. I think the NBA has pre-approved this one.

Good one. :lol

[Seventyniner]

Silver Stars.

[spurraider21]

Geriatrics

[Floyd Pacquiao]

San Antonio Brownskins

[ElNono]

Espuelas

[manustarting2gd]

San Antonio Defenders. Historical meaning, obviously.
San Antonio Humidity. Spinoff the Heat in Miami, lol. We make it rain on dem hoez.

[racm]

San Antonio Beans

[SilverSpur]

San Antonio Avengers

Would be neat to see a jersey that reads
Saint Anthony.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

San Antonio Aztecs tbh

[Juggity]

Spurrrrrrrrrritos

[Stump]

San Antonio Diablos

The idea comes from the Texas Rangers, who built much of their reputation during the Mexican-American War. Mexican soldiers were so intimidated by them that they referred to the rangers as 'los Diablos Tejanos'. It would make an aggressive/masculine mascot with nice historical relevance.

[Texas_Ranger]

San Antonio Class

[Boomersgold]

San Antonio Internationals.
:lol

[Splits]

San Antonio Internationals.
:lol

There were no Americans on the floor for much of the 4th quarter of tonights game

[ehz33satx]

The San Antonio Bravehearts

[Obstructed_View]

The San Antonio IHopeSomeoneRapesDavidSternToDeaths.

Tough to fit on a jersey, but I think the sales will be brisk once you get past that hurdle.

[Boomersgold]

There were no Americans on the floor for much of the 4th quarter of tonights game
I think Gary Neal was the only American given actual minutes in the fourth quarter. (Bonner played the last minute, so he doesn't count).
Not that there's anything wrong with it! International players are the ingredients for success!

[crc21209]

For fun sake, being Hispanic I would go with

San Antonio Beaners :lol

Or

San Antonio Substantial Sanctions

Or

San Antonio Coyotes (Hell, he's already our mascot)

[Thompson]

San Antonio Admirals. We have a 'river', close enough.

[timvp]

They could one-up the Houston Texans and be named the San Antonio San Antonians. Either that or the San Antonio Fiesta and bring back the pink.

[Baseline]

Storks.

Better than a Pelican, because Pelicans don't deliver babies.

[Slutter McGee]

What is wrong with using a group of people. Certainly other teams have. No need to add derogatory slang like some teams.

San Antonio Mexicans

Slutter McGee

[benstanfield]

Genderbent Exodias

[hooperflash]

San Antonio Sizzling Fajitas ... Mmmm.

[possessed]

San Antonio Wetbacks

[velik_m]

San Antonio Nasty

[baseline bum]

San Antonio Secession

[phyzik]

San Antonio Cholo's....

Flannel button shirts for the Jersey, Only top 3 buttons necessary.... Headbands and wife beaters required... Dickie shorts that go down about halfway below the knee cap. Hanes socks that go halfway up your calf. Choice between Redwings, Dockers or Sketchers for shoes.

We have too many of these idiots here, we at least rival Cali in this stupid shit.

T8ch4rsMmZI

[Budkin]

The Riverwalkers

[TimDunkem]

Gunslingers.

[Sean Cagney]

If they were to start BONNER AND BLAIR SAN ANTONIO SPARES....... I hope it does not come to that though.

[UZER]

San Antonio Passports

San Antonio Aliens

San Antonio Over Themselves

[Paranoid Pop]

San Antonio Hobbits

[DapDaGenius]

San Antonio Semen Suckers

San Antonio Super-hung Guys

San Antonio Rapists*Gary Neal*(We'd probably get a fine for this name, not because of the name itself, but because The Lakers would've probably wanted it first.)

[romain.star]

The San Antonio Badass for the players

or

the San Antonio Fatass for the fans (and Diaw)

[PÒÓCH]

San Antonio Diabetes
San Antonio Riverwalkers
San Antonio Tacos
San Antonio Missionaries
San Antonio Menudos

[phxspurfan]

San Antonio Brownskins

chortled

[phxspurfan]

San Antonio lil' Generals

[024]

I like the Defenders. Although, they everyone will be tired of making the joke when the team plays sucky defense.

[callo1]

San Antonio Diablos

The idea comes from the Texas Rangers, who built much of their reputation during the Mexican-American War. Mexican soldiers were so intimidated by them that they referred to the rangers as 'los Diablos Tejanos'. It would make an aggressive/masculine mascot with nice historical relevance.

This gets my vote.

You teach Stump, or just a history buff?

[JRHernandez88]

San Antonio Outlaws since their so G this year HA

[Cry Havoc]

The San Antonio Basketball Reasons

[TwAnKiEs]

The San Antonio flying chanclas!

[DapDaGenius]

I heard a guy on the radio suggest San Antonio Salmon. :lmao

[DPG21920]

San Antonio Burn The Taper's

[DAF86]

The San Antonio Ginobilis

[Libri]

The San Antonio Yanaguanas

[SayTown]

San Antonio Tequila Shooters

[spurs10]

The San Antonio Foreigners or
The San Antonio Loafers

[Stump]

This gets my vote.

You teach Stump, or just a history buff?
Just a buff, I guess.

I love how I'm one of two people who thought we were supposed to give a serious answer.

[Kidd K]

Gunslingers.

Good one, that's what I was thinking of.

[Maddog]

San Antonio Cholo's....

Flannel button shirts for the Jersey, Only top 3 buttons necessary.... Headbands and wife beaters required... Dickie shorts that go down about halfway below the knee cap. Hanes socks that go halfway up your calf. Choice between Redwings, Dockers or Sketchers for shoes.

We have too many of these idiots here, we at least rival Cali in this stupid shit.

T8ch4rsMmZI

I think we have a winner

[Poolboy5623]

1)The San Antonio Sizzle.
2)The San Antonio Chupacabras?

[HI-FI]

San Antonio Spanish Pussy

San Antonio Shit Skins

[Russo21]

San Antonio SternFuckers

[capek]

San Antonio Admirals. We have a 'river', close enough.

Ya, this one came to mind. Or the Fundamentals. Or the Ice Men. There's gotta be some decent ideas besides all these lame attempt at joke names.

[spurs10]

I'd go old school...The San Antonio Chaps.

[HI-FI]

San Antonio Salsa Smelling Pussy

[mountainballer]

San Antonio Old Farts

[alamo50]

Chaps.

[8FOR!3]

San Antonio Tacos

or

San Antonio Nachos

[silverblackfan]

The league has already selected our name:

San Antonio Generals.

[spursfan1000]

San Antonio Sizzling Fajitas ... Mmmm.

[lefty]

San Antonio Riverwalk bodies

[DJB]

Going back to the Chapparals would def be my first choice.

[Suspect]

International Spurs actually. Doesnt this team have the most foreign players?