I was sitting on a bar stool....

[Avante]

....nursing a gin tonic thinking about which I 'd rather have sex with a gay guy or a good looking female chimp, when all of a sudden I farted. The drunk next to me looked over and grinned, being the ultimate ALPHA MALE I picked up his beer bottle and smashed it over his head, when the bouncer showed up I kicked him in the balls, then ran his head into the jukebox, on my way out to my vintage MGB, I decided........a really good looking chimp wouldn't be so bad, some dude...YUCK!!!!!!!!!!


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[GoodOdor]

Timvp, please. You know what must be done.

[Avante]

Timvp, please. You know what must be done.

Just poking fun amigo, chill.

[GoodOdor]

Just poking fun amigo, chill.

Your day are numbered, fat ass. Better get those coin flip predictions in fast:lol

[Avante]

Your day are numbered, fat ass. Better get those coin flip predictions in fast:lol

Dude, if we look at your posting history all you ever do is complain, why is that? Wahwahwah is all you do here, why? Why read me, well?

[Sportcamper]

I believed all of it…Up to the point where a guy 6’ 2” was able to drive away in a vintage MG…Not going to happen…

[Sportcamper]

That and the fact that the MG started...

[Avante]

I believed all of it…Up to the point where a guy 6’ 2” was able to drive away in a vintage MG…Not going to happen…

I agree about the Midget Midget, I have drove an MGB before, my cousin had one, while tight I did fit. The thing was always broke down and parts were big time $$$$$$$$$$$.


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[Latarian Milton]

female humans ain't the same animals as us men, they're inferior and are too stupid to be regarded as the same species as us tbh, hence theres no much difference between fucking a female chimp and having sex with a woman tbh, except that a female chimp has more hair on its ass

[AussieFanKurt]

female humans ain't the same animals as us men, they're inferior and are too stupid to be regarded as the same species as us tbh, hence theres no much difference between fucking a female chimp and having sex with a woman tbh, except that a female chimp has more hair on its ass

:lmao omfg. this is probably the funniest thing you've ever said

[Avante]

female humans ain't the same animals as us men, they're inferior and are too stupid to be regarded as the same species as us tbh, hence theres no much difference between fucking a female chimp and having sex with a woman tbh, except that a female chimp has more hair on its ass

So there you sit staring across the table at a female chimp, a good looking one ya understand. You whisper....I love you. She smiles and grunts. Later that night you guys get in a fight, we all know how sensitive female chimps are. So she starts slinging shit at you, yep thats what chimps do when pissed. You sure that's what you want?

[JudynTX]

How much was your bar tab?

[cantthinkofanything]

So there you sit staring across the table at a female chimp, a good looking one ya understand. You whisper....I love you. She smiles and grunts. Later that night you guys get in a fight, we all know how sensitive female chimps are. So she starts slinging shit at you, yep thats what chimps do when pissed. You sure that's what you want?

If you end up in a fight with a chimp and come out with only some shit on you, you better kneel down and thank the holy god of apes. A real fight with a chimp means that you're probably going to end up dead or severely disfigured. You better fucking realize this before you decide to take the relationship further. And you damn well better make sure that she doesn't have a chimp boyfriend that will come rip your face off.

[DMC]

How much was your bar tab?

46.57 since he also had 5 hotdogs and 2 orders of nachos.

[Avante]

How much was your bar tab?

When my parents died they left...The Arm Pit Bar & Grill to my older brother Leroy, who owed me $$$$$$ for bailing his ass out of jail, so I wasn't too worried about it.

[purplengold]

Funny the cuck talkin bout hotdogs when lookin at his fingers

[Avante]

If you end up in a fight with a chimp and come out with only some shit on you, you better kneel down and thank the holy god of apes. A real fight with a chimp means that you're probably going to end up dead or severely disfigured. You better fucking realize this before you decide to take the relationship further. And you damn well better make sure that she doesn't have a chimp boyfriend that will come rip your face off.

If a guy is looking to date chimps (good looking ones ya understand) he's figured out how to deal with them. He knows their habits and limitations.

[lefty]

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[Avante]

I hate it break it to ya this amigo but you make no impact at all. Just another dumb fuck.

[DMC]

Some mod needs to come in and delete about half the threads in this forum. What a fucking grade school shit fest.

[Avante]

Some mod needs to come in and delete about half the threads in this forum. What a fucking grade school shit fest.

You mean like....

My Balls (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201318)

[DMC]

You mean like....

My Balls (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201318)

Sure I will sacrifice that one to see you castrated again.

[Avante]

Sure I will sacrifice that one to see you castrated again.

Here's a good one...



What is Your Porn Name? (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201781)

Trust me little fella, you are just like the rest of us.