cd021
12-06-2012, 11:22 PM
I remember early in the season that the Spurs were linked to Fisher. Fisher happens to be my least favorite player. This is supposed by humorous take on what I'd want the conditions of his contract to be. (My sense of humor is somewhat odd and NBA centric, I know. If you don't get it, its probably your fault.
1. I'm sure spurs fans reaction would be similar to the end of rise of the planet of the apes. To borrow words from Dirk ("SHUT IT DOWN!!!). I'd be the Gorilla jumping off the bridge and taking out a helicopter.
2. Derrick Fisher would need to renounce his evil deeds I.E playing with the Lakers and also playing with the Lakers oh and playing with the Lakers. Also he needs to admit the ball was still in his hands 0.4gate.
3. He would have to come in early and learn how to properly flop from manu. He's butchering all that Manu and Vlade have worked for.
4. He'd need a nickname, the custodian, sounds about right. Given where he would be on the depth chart. (T.P, Neal, Patty, Nando, CJ). He would need be able to clean up spills court-side during games.
5. Work with Chip on his shot. Its not bad, it just looks about as awkward as a lefty using a right handed desk.
6. Lie about his age like Yi Jianlian, Mutumbo (he actually didn't know), & possibly Bismark Biyombo. I hate when people call us old, its their way of sweeping all of a greatness off to the side.
7. Be able to answer questions from Saiger, & Alderidge for Pop when he's too preoccupied being the best coach of his era.
8. Don't get dunked on again, that kind of a spurs motto, Neal can tell you it sucks (J.R Smith)
9. Give us something to blackmail Kobe with. Incriminating photo, ordering a hit on a beat writer who complained about his usage rate and low shooting percentages, that sort of thing.
10. If somehow all our point guards are lost in transit (without a tracking number from UPS) and Diaw is flu stricken and Manu hurts himself sitting down. Fisher must promise not to play 35 minutes and have another 0 pt, 0 reb, 0 apg, 0 stls & 0 blks game like he did 2 years ago .
1. I'm sure spurs fans reaction would be similar to the end of rise of the planet of the apes. To borrow words from Dirk ("SHUT IT DOWN!!!). I'd be the Gorilla jumping off the bridge and taking out a helicopter.
2. Derrick Fisher would need to renounce his evil deeds I.E playing with the Lakers and also playing with the Lakers oh and playing with the Lakers. Also he needs to admit the ball was still in his hands 0.4gate.
3. He would have to come in early and learn how to properly flop from manu. He's butchering all that Manu and Vlade have worked for.
4. He'd need a nickname, the custodian, sounds about right. Given where he would be on the depth chart. (T.P, Neal, Patty, Nando, CJ). He would need be able to clean up spills court-side during games.
5. Work with Chip on his shot. Its not bad, it just looks about as awkward as a lefty using a right handed desk.
6. Lie about his age like Yi Jianlian, Mutumbo (he actually didn't know), & possibly Bismark Biyombo. I hate when people call us old, its their way of sweeping all of a greatness off to the side.
7. Be able to answer questions from Saiger, & Alderidge for Pop when he's too preoccupied being the best coach of his era.
8. Don't get dunked on again, that kind of a spurs motto, Neal can tell you it sucks (J.R Smith)
9. Give us something to blackmail Kobe with. Incriminating photo, ordering a hit on a beat writer who complained about his usage rate and low shooting percentages, that sort of thing.
10. If somehow all our point guards are lost in transit (without a tracking number from UPS) and Diaw is flu stricken and Manu hurts himself sitting down. Fisher must promise not to play 35 minutes and have another 0 pt, 0 reb, 0 apg, 0 stls & 0 blks game like he did 2 years ago .