Kat Dennings vs Zooey Deschanel...

[LnGrrrR]

Assuming you could somehow get to sleep with either of these, which one do you pick?

[Fpoonsie]

Um, if you're just going to fuck one, Kat. No contest.

If you wanna hang out after, Zooey. Again, no contest.

[TimDunkem]

Hard decision...Kat has the body while Zooey has the prettier face...


I'm going to have to go with Dennings. Those boobs are amazing.

[LnGrrrR]

After the sexin', I'll let people's fantasies go where they may.

[CubanSucks]

Completely random comparison but I'll contribute and go with Zooey. Besides her boobs what does Kat have on Zooey?


Um, if you're just going to fuck one, Kat. No contest.

If you wanna hang out after, Zooey. Again, no contest.

I'm the exact opposite. Zooey's stupid ass personality is what I would want to avoid

[DisAsTerBot]

holy shit that Kat girl is on one of the worst written tv shows ever. Ive never seen her anywhere else, but if that character is somehow attractive, I have failed to see it.

[CitizenDwayne]

Kat, though I really dislike both of these chicks; 2 Broke Girls is one of the worst sitcoms of all time.

And Zooey's whole persona irritates the hell out of me.

[baseline bum]

Tits > Hipster tbh

[leemajors]

Um, if you're just going to fuck one, Kat. No contest.

If you wanna hang out after, Zooey. Again, no contest.

Do you want to eat vegan snacks after?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Perhaps I'm too cautious of a shopper but I always want to be able to check out the goods before hand. My vote goes to the one who leaked the nudie pics.

[CitizenDwayne]

Tits > Hipster tbh

Pretty much my thoughts on the matter

[CuckingFunt]

Neither is a complete slam dunk for me, but Kat is hotter. And, at least based on my VERY limited exposure to her, less annoying.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn, this is a tough one for me.

[DeadlyDynasty]

holy shit that Kat girl is on one of the worst written tv shows ever. Ive never seen her anywhere else, but if that character is somehow attractive, I have failed to see it.


Kat, though I really dislike both of these chicks; 2 Broke Girls is one of the worst sitcoms of all time.

And Zooey's whole persona irritates the hell out of me.

No surprise, really...Whitney Cummings is the writer/producer/creator/something of 2 Broke Whores. She's responsible for the 2 most unfunny shows on television. I bet JoeChalupa thinks they're funny, though.

[jeebus]

Um, if you're just going to fuck one, Kat. No contest.

If you wanna hang out after, Zooey. Again, no contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP1YAatv1Mc

fuck that. I'd go Chris Benoit on her after 3 minutes of her bullshit.

[Wild Cobra]

Zooey wins, hands down.

[Trill Clinton]

had to googe who both these broads were.

are they considered "hot" or something?

both are in dire need of sun and look like meth addicts but if i had to choose one, i'd take kat.

[ididnotnothat]

Zooey.

[DeadlyDynasty]

had to googe who both these broads were.

are they considered "hot" or something?

both are in dire need of sun and look like meth addicts but if i had to choose one, i'd take kat.

Agree with the tanning bit. I don't get the over-attraction people have with pasty white girls. I'm jaded b/c i live in Miami, but a girl needs to have decent color before I get a chub...real tanning too, not fake bake.

[Trill Clinton]

Agree with the tanning bit. I don't get the over-attraction people have with pasty white girls. I'm jaded b/c i live in Miami, but a girl needs to have decent color before I get a chub...real tanning too, not fake bake.


word.

that pasty white look is not hot.

you don't have any cuban mami's on the team down there?

[DeadlyDynasty]

word.

that pasty white look is not hot.

you don't have any cuban mami's on the team down there?

The chick I'm with now is from Argentina, but most of my exes are Cubanitas. I've only had 2 authentic gringa g/f's in mh life, tbh. The rest are Cuban, Argie, and Uruguayan

[Happy Devil]

Kat looks like she'd be nastier in bed.

[Trill Clinton]

The chick I'm with now is from Argentina, but most of my exes are Cubanitas. I've only had 2 authentic gringa g/f's in mh life, tbh. The rest are Cuban, Argie, and Uruguayan

nice. i don't blame you for dippin' in that salsa.

[LnGrrrR]

Columbian/Venezuelan chicks are where it's at, tbh. Though I'd still do Hayek over both of these.

[Wild Cobra]

Kat looks like she'd be nastier in bed.Probably fuck you with Thor's dick.

[Wild Cobra]

Columbian/Venezuelan chicks are where it's at, tbh. Though I'd still do Hayek over both of these.

I think I'm going to have to do one of those women sometime from South America. I need to scratch that one off my "to do list."

[tlongII]

Zooey for me. She can't talk with her mouth full.

[AussieFanKurt]

Zooey is so annoying in her roles its almost a turn off plus I'm a boob man so no contest

[Koolaid_Man]

Assuming you could somehow get to sleep with either of these, which one do you pick?


Does your Mexican wife know you're on here fantasizing about white pussy...Is her Taco not cutting it for you anymore? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

[QUOTE=LnGrrrR;6231662]Columbian/Venezuelan chicks are where it's at, tbh.[/QUOT
Indeed. The Cuervo gold and a fine Colombiana definitely does make the night a wonderful thing. :toast
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Ok. Im basing this strictly on tits. Im going with Kat. She does look dirtier.

[Wild Cobra]

Columbian/Venezuelan chicks are where it's at, tbh. Though I'd still do Hayek over both of these.
What about Brazil? This hot lady was born in Rio de Janeiro.

http://www.abload.de/img/adria_ascendedij4x.jpg

[Jacob1983]

Zooey. She's multi-talented. You take away Kat Dennings's big jugs and yep, that's about it.

[mojorizen7]

Kat.

[Bill_Brasky]

No surprise, really...Whitney Cummings is the writer/producer/creator/something of 2 Broke Whores. She's responsible for the 2 most unfunny shows on television. I bet JoeChalupa thinks they're funny, though.

I hate that bitch with everything I have. Every time I hear that shitty annoying voice its telling some cringeworthy story with the basic point of "see guys, I'm can cuss too!! Look at me do gross guy stuff!! Aren't I a catch?" Truly awful.

[blkroadrunners]

Zooey.

[TDMVPDPOY]

ZOOEY looks like the type of nerd gal thats waiting to break out....u know when u intro them the dick, they just rebel

[CubanSucks]

I hate that bitch with everything I have. Every time I hear that shitty annoying voice its telling some cringeworthy story with the basic point of "see guys, I'm can cuss too!! Look at me do gross guy stuff!! Aren't I a catch?" Truly awful.

same with Sarah 'hurrr I said poop!!!' Silverman

[symple19]

Both

[DMC]

Never heard of either of them. I could find women at the HEB near me who look as good as either of them, even the cashiers tbh.

[Fpoonsie]

Already 2 pages in, and no one's posted a pic. Tha fuck?

http://jaipals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Zooey-Deschanel-1.jpg

http://www.gq.com/images/women/2011/11/kat-dennings/kat-dennings-lightbox.jpg

[Drachen]

Never heard of either of them. I could find women at the HEB near me who look as good as either of them, even the cashiers tbh.

Costco has the best looking cashiers (and front-end managers) tbh, but HEB is certainly head and shoulders above walmart.

[LnGrrrR]

Poll's pretty close, tbh.

[Wild Cobra]

Mary Ann over Ginger.

[stxspurs]

http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/avatar/avatar_kat_dennings_house_bunny_2008_ikrZFxy.sized .gif

[stxspurs]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/12/15/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9828-1323975197-9.gif

[mavs>spurs]

i see this more as a clever thread to out the closet homo's tbh..you choose 2 candidates one has a the body and tits of a 12 year old boy, the other has a nice body and disguise it in a manly "which girl is hotter" thread to conceal your trickery..now we all know who is gay and likes little boys haha

[I. Hustle]

Um, if you're just going to fuck one, Kat. No contest.

If you wanna hang out after, Zooey. Again, no contest.

Fpoons with the troof.