21_Dickings
12-08-2012, 01:43 AM
to watch.
Don LaFontaine-esque voice:
...being two games below .500 didn't shake the confidence of new head coach Mike D'Antoni or the the great Kobe Bryant. They knew this team was a work in progress, and right now, the Lakers were applying their first strokes to a blank canvass
[shots of Dwight Howard missing a freethrow, Lakers turning the ball over, a frustrated Kobe Bryant facial expression].
And although the NBA world, among fans and media alike, couldn't envision the picture that would eventually be painted, Mike D'Antoni and Kobe Bryant understood masterpieces aren't painted overnight...
[quotes from interviews of Mike D'Antoni and Kobe Bryant being optimistic]
...especially when your palette lacks two very important colors...
[shots of Steve Nash and Pau Gasol in suits].
But where everyone else saw random splashes of color that seemed to lack the touch of the artist, the Lakers knew, Kobe Bryant specifically, this work in progress was transforming into a work of art.
Not fucking worried at all. I mean, we had a chance to beat the Thunder, on the road, missing two of our best players, a very important fact you burrito eating, fat neck Spurs fans are failing to acknowledge as your circle-jerk yourselves near death.
Does anyone honestly believe there's a team out there can beat a fully healthy Lakers?
Once they "figure it out" and get all their pieces back on the chessboard (remember, the Lakers play chess while everyone else plays checkers), we're bringing extinction-of-the-dinosaurs level doom onto the NBA. And the first fuckin' asteroid we dropping is aimed right at Fat Antonio.
J.H.U.T.T.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9SXNMngqG-s/TgS-EjMhksI/AAAAAAAABWw/Oxp68vlrTlk/s1600/Jabba.jpg
Don LaFontaine-esque voice:
...being two games below .500 didn't shake the confidence of new head coach Mike D'Antoni or the the great Kobe Bryant. They knew this team was a work in progress, and right now, the Lakers were applying their first strokes to a blank canvass
[shots of Dwight Howard missing a freethrow, Lakers turning the ball over, a frustrated Kobe Bryant facial expression].
And although the NBA world, among fans and media alike, couldn't envision the picture that would eventually be painted, Mike D'Antoni and Kobe Bryant understood masterpieces aren't painted overnight...
[quotes from interviews of Mike D'Antoni and Kobe Bryant being optimistic]
...especially when your palette lacks two very important colors...
[shots of Steve Nash and Pau Gasol in suits].
But where everyone else saw random splashes of color that seemed to lack the touch of the artist, the Lakers knew, Kobe Bryant specifically, this work in progress was transforming into a work of art.
Not fucking worried at all. I mean, we had a chance to beat the Thunder, on the road, missing two of our best players, a very important fact you burrito eating, fat neck Spurs fans are failing to acknowledge as your circle-jerk yourselves near death.
Does anyone honestly believe there's a team out there can beat a fully healthy Lakers?
Once they "figure it out" and get all their pieces back on the chessboard (remember, the Lakers play chess while everyone else plays checkers), we're bringing extinction-of-the-dinosaurs level doom onto the NBA. And the first fuckin' asteroid we dropping is aimed right at Fat Antonio.
J.H.U.T.T.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9SXNMngqG-s/TgS-EjMhksI/AAAAAAAABWw/Oxp68vlrTlk/s1600/Jabba.jpg