The Heisman

[DMX7]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."

If Johnny "FAKE ID" Football wins the Heisman, he will also be the first player with pending criminal charges for disorderly conduct and for presenting a fake ID to police to win the Heisman Memorial Trophy.

In addition, his overall numbers against teams with winning records are a joke for a Heisman Finalist. His only good performance in that context was against Alabama, and you shouldn't get a Heisman for beating Alabama in the completely overrated SEC.

Manti Te'o is a high character guy who has led his team to the BCS National Championship game. His performances against teams with winning records are outstanding and he did not stat pad against the likes of complete scrubs such as SMU, Auburn, Sam Houston St., Arkansas, South Carolina State, Ole' Miss and Louisiana Tech.

It would be an absolute shame and farce if Te'o doesn't win and he probably won't.

[coyotes_geek]

:cry Aggies winning awards makes my butt hurt. :cry

[Sisk]

You're either trolling or extraordinarily butthurt. Of course, you're the guy that made a "fuck Tim Duncan" thread, so I'm not surprised by your stupidity. You destroyed any credibility you had with that thread. You should have been banned and forced to go outside for once in your life.

[Sisk]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0PqkBnl4kZnOY_035EWYQ_2YMxIDHI Rmk5NVzLVIxiJdgjbMo


Cry yourself to sleep after he's announced the winner.

[DesignatedT]

Te'o isn't even the best LB in the nation.

Jarvis Jones > Te'o

[Clipper Nation]

Tbh, should be Klein imho, only because the alternatives are Te'overrated and Fake ID....

[Bill_Brasky]

^Losing to Bayl:lolr

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol more of a bible thumper than Tebow

[FkLA]

Suh deserved the Heisman more than this hawaiian faggot, tbh. Dude seems fundamentally sound and almost always makes the right plays but hes not dominant. I doubt offenses gameplan around him the way they did around Suh. Or the way defenses gameplan around Manziel.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mantai :cry my girlfriend or grandmother can't drive :cry Te'o

[Sisk]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/59287_10102681626336204_1449060285_n.jpg

[Horry For 3!]

Dat was a beast. He married a girl from a small town 15 mins from where I am from.


P.S. I have a strong feeling that Te'o will win the heisman, although I wouldn't mind if Manziel wins. If Klein doesn't lose to Baylor this would be his though.

[Fpoonsie]

Let's do this.

(Please)

[Fpoonsie]

Fuck me, this show is unbearable. 50 mins a' bullsh.

[DesignatedT]

Comin up pretty soon.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

We get it, his grandma and girlfriend died.

[Trainwreck2100]

shutup bitch read the damn name

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This slut needs to be euthanized and cremated.

[Bill_Brasky]

Johnny Heisman.....its official

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Heisman
:lol Really the "Most Slurped Quarterback" award

[Horry For 3!]

Holy shit, didn't think Manziel who is a freshman would actually win it. I guess it is good that a Texas guy won it.

[DesignatedT]

The South vote really carried Johnny. #SEC

[LakerHater]

http://uppix.net/b/c/f/ac181b0f313e5bb620e1d050998a0.gif

Was arguing about this earier:

http://uppix.net/d/a/1/0c6b802f65ee5c56e3877380483a6.jpg

...thanks for this Sisk!

[Sisk]

Yes sir! Pretty incredible stat comparison between those two. Dat was the man.

[leemajors]

dat's restaurant is pretty good too, both locations

edit, nm the victoria one closed a long time ago :lol

[BradLohaus]

Considering how the betting odds favored Manziel so much I was surprised that it was as close as it was. But I heard that 8% of the voters left Manziel off their ballot completely. Not putting him at least top 5 was just the freshman thing I guess.

[DesignatedT]

It wasn't that close. He won by over 300 votes. That's more than what Tebow and RG3 won by. Actually more than anyone in the past 6 years except Cam.

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9r1pHtCEAIwDoM.jpg

[The Reckoning]

dat's restaurant is pretty good too, both locations

edit, nm the victoria one closed a long time ago :lol

Hu Dat???



nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

[Sisk]

Hey OP who won the Heisman?

[LakerHater]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/537522_10151115244181846_1901312701_n.jpg

[DesignatedT]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."

If Johnny "FAKE ID" Football wins the Heisman, he will also be the first player with pending criminal charges for disorderly conduct and for presenting a fake ID to police to win the Heisman Memorial Trophy.

In addition, his overall numbers against teams with winning records are a joke for a Heisman Finalist. His only good performance in that context was against Alabama, and you shouldn't get a Heisman for beating Alabama in the completely overrated SEC.

Manti Te'o is a high character guy who has led his team to the BCS National Championship game. His performances against teams with winning records are outstanding and he did not stat pad against the likes of complete scrubs such as SMU, Auburn, Sam Houston St., Arkansas, South Carolina State, Ole' Miss and Louisiana Tech.

It would be an absolute shame and farce if Te'o doesn't win and he probably won't.

lol

[Sisk]

Manti was embarrassed tonight.

[coyotes_geek]

The bowl games did a really good job of proving the Heisman voters got it right.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The bowl games did a really good job of proving the Heisman voters got it right.
This. Both teo and Klein were awful.

its crazy how much this game might hurt teos draft stock. He missed 7 tackles and bit on play action every time. Doesn't look like an every down linebacker at all.

[coyotes_geek]

Yep. The ND hype machine did him no favors. He's a good kid and a good player, but he got built up to be some once in a generation player and he's clearly not that special.

[Blizzardwizard]

The bowl games did a really good job of proving the Heisman voters got it right.

Very true.

[Blake]

The bowl games did a really good job of proving the Heisman voters got it right.

Not sure why they can't wait until after the bowl games to get it right more often.

[DesignatedT]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."

If Johnny "FAKE ID" Football wins the Heisman, he will also be the first player with pending criminal charges for disorderly conduct and for presenting a fake ID to police to win the Heisman Memorial Trophy.

In addition, his overall numbers against teams with winning records are a joke for a Heisman Finalist. His only good performance in that context was against Alabama, and you shouldn't get a Heisman for beating Alabama in the completely overrated SEC.

Manti Te'o is a high character guy who has led his team to the BCS National Championship game. His performances against teams with winning records are outstanding and he did not stat pad against the likes of complete scrubs such as SMU, Auburn, Sam Houston St., Arkansas, South Carolina State, Ole' Miss and Louisiana Tech.

It would be an absolute shame and farce if Te'o doesn't win and he probably won't.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/01/16/manti-teo-girlfriend-hoax-deadspin/1840415/

Good call. :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."

If Johnny "FAKE ID" Football wins the Heisman, he will also be the first player with pending criminal charges for disorderly conduct and for presenting a fake ID to police to win the Heisman Memorial Trophy.

In addition, his overall numbers against teams with winning records are a joke for a Heisman Finalist. His only good performance in that context was against Alabama, and you shouldn't get a Heisman for beating Alabama in the completely overrated SEC.

Manti Te'o is a high character guy who has led his team to the BCS National Championship game. His performances against teams with winning records are outstanding and he did not stat pad against the likes of complete scrubs such as SMU, Auburn, Sam Houston St., Arkansas, South Carolina State, Ole' Miss and Louisiana Tech.

It would be an absolute shame and farce if Te'o doesn't win and he probably won't.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/589434_o.gif

[dirk4mvp]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."

If Johnny "FAKE ID" Football wins the Heisman, he will also be the first player with pending criminal charges for disorderly conduct and for presenting a fake ID to police to win the Heisman Memorial Trophy.

In addition, his overall numbers against teams with winning records are a joke for a Heisman Finalist. His only good performance in that context was against Alabama, and you shouldn't get a Heisman for beating Alabama in the completely overrated SEC.

Manti Te'o is a high character guy who has led his team to the BCS National Championship game. His performances against teams with winning records are outstanding and he did not stat pad against the likes of complete scrubs such as SMU, Auburn, Sam Houston St., Arkansas, South Carolina State, Ole' Miss and Louisiana Tech.

It would be an absolute shame and farce if Te'o doesn't win and he probably won't.

http://i.imgur.com/sJcNY.gif

[Sisk]

DMX being an idiot. Nothing to see here.

[Samuel Eto'o]

Manziel may be a pompous douche, but he isn't......this

[DMX7]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/01/16/manti-teo-girlfriend-hoax-deadspin/1840415/

Good call. :lmao

He was the victim of a hoax per your link.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If you really believe that crock of shit and think Te'o wasn't a part of it, I have some beach front property in Idaho you might be interested in buying.

[DesignatedT]

Lol apart of a hoax. He'd have to be the biggest dipshit in the entire world for that to have happened. Not a scholar at Notre Dame.

[DMX7]

Newsflash: Most college football players are not rocket scientists (Exhibit A: Johnny "Fake ID" Football).

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Newsflash: Most college football players are not rocket scientists (Exhibit A: Johnny "Fake ID" Football).

"Not a rocket scientist" and someone as dumb as Te'o would have to be to get tricked like that are pretty different. There's a reason star athletes don't get tricked into fake online relationships, and it's because they have no problem finding real life relationships and getting real life pussy.

You must not think very highly of the Heisman trophy if you wanna give it to someone who's dumb enough to get suckered into an online relationship and cry over the death of a mythical girlfriend. And no, Johnny Manziel would never get duped anywhere near as bad as Te'o claims he got duped.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lol apart of a hoax. He'd have to be the biggest dipshit in the entire world for that to have happened. Not a scholar at Notre Dame.

:cry He's such a nice vulnerable guy and was seeking out a companion. It's not like he was the king of Notre Dame's campus and could have hand picked from a huge selection of pussy! He resorted to internet relationship :cry

:cry have some sympathy, he's a victim! :cry

[DMX7]

"Not a rocket scientist" and someone as dumb as Te'o would have to be to get tricked like that are pretty different. There's a reason star athletes don't get tricked into fake online relationships, and it's because they have no problem finding real life relationships and getting real life pussy.


Men don't "think" with their heart/penis.



You must not think very highly of the Heisman trophy...

You're right, I don't.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Men don't "think" with their heart/penis.

huh?

[coyotes_geek]

If Manti Te'o doesn't win this award, it will cement itself as the biggest farce in all of athletics if it isn't already.

Heisman Mission Statement: "The Heisman is awarded to the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."


Mmm. Integrity! :tu

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I wish he did win the Heisman just because it would make this situation THAT much more funny.

[coyotes_geek]

He was the victim of a hoax per your link.

If you believe that, you're as dumb as Te'o would have to be to fall for this.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Te'o was a finalist for some award (forget when) because of his GPA and academic performance at Notre Dame. He's not some historically dumb college athlete or anything, so anyone who's buying into his, "I'm just really fuckin stupid!" plea is either A) really fuckin stupid him/herself or B) extremely blinded by his/her hate for the player who did win the Heisman.

[coyotes_geek]

http://www.und.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/110812aaa.html


NOTRE DAME, Ind. - University of Notre Dame graduate student Mike Golic Jr. and senior Manti Te'o were named to the Capital One Academic All-District V team, the College Sports Information Directors of America (CoSIDA) announced today.


Te'o owns a 3.324 GPA as a design major in the College of Arts and Letters and will graduate this December after three and a half years. He was named to the Capital One Academic All-America Second Team in 2011.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao, someone with a 3.3 GPA graduating a semester early DEFINITELY strikes me as someone who could have a girlfriend for 2-3 years and not wonder why he's never had face to face interactions with her.

[Sisk]

Is DMX Blake's son? They both only believe official stories and are incapable of thinking logically. Just an observation.

[Sisk]

:lmao, someone with a 3.3 GPA graduating a semester early DEFINITELY strikes me as someone who could have a girlfriend for 2-3 years and not wonder why he's never had face to face interactions with her.

:lol

[coyotes_geek]

:lmao, someone with a 3.3 GPA graduating a semester early DEFINITELY strikes me as someone who could have a girlfriend for 2-3 years and not wonder why he's never had face to face interactions with her.

Not just graduate a semester early. Graduate a semester early from Notre freaking Dame. It's not like he was going to UTSA.

[DesignatedT]

Newsflash: Most college football players are not rocket scientists (Exhibit A: Johnny "Fake ID" Football).

Everybody does stupid shit under the influence. If Te'o had been drunk for the past 6 months then maybe I'd give him a pass as well.

[Fpoonsie]

I was just trolling you guys and you TOTALLY fell for it!