View Full Version : Father gets his 16 y/o son a prostitute to lose his virginity in Nicaragua
Pedobear1
12-12-2012, 12:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvL3sYet9e8#!
lol'd @ "you scored one of premium quality"
Pedobear1
12-12-2012, 12:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1rvIG.jpg
bus driver
12-12-2012, 12:43 PM
:lmao
:vomit:
$100? thank god she didnt charge per her weight. it would have been like $400 more.
jeebus
12-12-2012, 12:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1rvIG.jpg
wow. I'd rather stay a virgin :lol
spurs_fan_in_exile
12-12-2012, 12:59 PM
Headline should read "Father Convinces 16 Year Old Son to Consider the Priesthood".
Pedobear1
12-12-2012, 01:04 PM
I love how the prostitute's father is her pimp...
Drachen
12-12-2012, 01:09 PM
I have a buddy and his dad used to design oil rigs for a living. Made a lot of money doing so and bought out a broke prince in Thailand demolished the "castle" and moved in. For his little brother's 16th birthday, they flew out to Thailand to visit their dad and his dad bought him a prostitute to lose his virginity. Apparently the business went on upstairs from a bar so my buddy and his dad waited downstairs and had a few brews. When his little brother came downstairs, they asked him how it was and he said "like a pringles can". LOL
jeebus
12-12-2012, 01:17 PM
I have a buddy and his dad used to design oil rigs for a living. Made a lot of money doing so and bought out a broke prince in Thailand demolished the "castle" and moved in. For his little brother's 16th birthday, they flew out to Thailand to visit their dad and his dad bought him a prostitute to lose his virginity. Apparently the business went on upstairs from a bar so my buddy and his dad waited downstairs and had a few brews. When his little brother came downstairs, they asked him how it was and he said "like a pringles can". LOL
:lol I have a similar story. Back when I was in the military and in Japan, there was this butt ugly kid from another flight who was still a virgin. No big deal right? well some of the guys from his shop took him down town to some nasty Colombian hooker to lose his virginity to help him out; when he came out, he was crying and said it was the worst experience ever. The bitch was so loose that she had to hold her flaps t:lmaogether to help with the friction.
DUNCANownsKOBE
12-12-2012, 01:26 PM
Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?
It's the thought that counts.
baseline bum
12-12-2012, 01:52 PM
:lmao
:vomit:
$100? thank god she didnt charge per her weight. it would have been like $400 more.
$100 Nicaraguan is like $4 in US currency.
cantthinkofanything
12-12-2012, 02:02 PM
NM. It's almost Christmas.
GoodOdor
12-12-2012, 02:15 PM
Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?
Mason being the hooker Avante rented out to some 16 year old kid to lose his virginity?
Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?
Yeah but without outside help.
silverblk mystix
12-12-2012, 05:44 PM
This is similar to Chumpie and his dad...
Chumpie's dad tried and tried for years and years but Chumpie was unsure.
Finally, one day when Chumpie was 27...he tells his dad...ok dad...I am ready to lose my virginity. I am ready for that prostitute you have been trying to pair me up with, but I have one question?
What? Asks the dad.
Chumpie asks: "Dad, do I have to suck his cock?"
True story.
"Mastusbating is bad for you because it makes you crazy."
:lol
This whole clip is made of funny.
silverblk mystix
12-12-2012, 05:52 PM
"Mastusbating is bad for you because it makes you crazy."
:lol
This whole clip is made of funny.
Another true story ;
Blake's dad walks in on Blake and catches him jerking off.
Blake's dad says, "Son-stop jerking off-that will make you go blind!!!"
Blake says, " Dad - I'm over here!!!!"
True story.
ChumpDumper
12-12-2012, 05:54 PM
This is similar to Chumpie and his dad...
Chumpie's dad tried and tried for years and years but Chumpie was unsure.
Finally, one day when Chumpie was 27...he tells his dad...ok dad...I am ready to lose my virginity. I am ready for that prostitute you have been trying to pair me up with, but I have one question?
What? Asks the dad.
Chumpie asks: "Dad, do I have to suck his cock?"
True story.lol love thread
silverblk mystix
12-12-2012, 06:22 PM
lol love thread
Your in the wrong place as usual, per par.
ChumpDumper
12-12-2012, 06:27 PM
Your in the wrong place as usual, per par.Start a grammar thread next.
TheRealCB
12-12-2012, 06:31 PM
Damn I'd rather stay a virgin.Seriously,how can fucking this ugly bitch better than masturbating?
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 06:33 PM
this shit happens all the time, i know of someone who took their sons to thailand to do the same thing
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 06:33 PM
Damn I'd rather stay a virgin.Seriously,how can fucking this ugly bitch better than masturbating?
this shit happens all the time, i know of someone who took their sons to thailand to do the same thing
Well at least in Thailand you dont run the risk of fucking a whale. But you do run the risk of fucking a shemale though. :lol
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 06:54 PM
Well at least in Thailand you dont run the risk of fucking a whale. But you do run the risk of fucking a shemale though. :lol
:lol true but I think they fucked women... I think?
:lol true but I think they fucked women... I think?
Probably both. lol
Avante may know more about this inquiry. :lmao
jeebus
12-12-2012, 06:59 PM
Well at least in Thailand you dont run the risk of fucking a whale. But you do run the risk of fucking a shemale though. :lol
I'm sure there's more than enough Americans there to warn about the places with trannies and post ops
TheRealCB
12-12-2012, 07:03 PM
this shit happens all the time, i know of someone who took their sons to thailand to do the same thing
Getting your son to a prostitute is ok by me.But hell no to that shit.Masturbation FTW
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 07:05 PM
Getting your son to a prostitute is ok by me.But hell no to that shit.Masturbation FTW
i would rather my son get his own pussy tbh
TheRealCB
12-12-2012, 07:08 PM
i would rather my son get his own pussy tbh
Well for the first time I'd rather it happens in a controlled environment. But you're probably right tbh.
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 07:10 PM
Well for the first time I'd rather it happens in a controlled environment. But you're probably right tbh.
controlled is good and hopefully isn't fucking some chick in a bush but prostitute is a bit much I think. I'll just make sure my sons room is on opposite side of house to mine and not put restrictions on girls coming over
Trill Clinton
12-12-2012, 07:52 PM
rofl i would have asked my pops for someone else, ew.
Dirk Oneanddoneski
12-12-2012, 08:31 PM
she looks like your typical Mexican woman
AussieFanKurt
12-12-2012, 11:46 PM
how did he get a boner to that woman
Latarian Milton
12-13-2012, 02:38 AM
guy just wanna get famous but hehaved the beta way tbh
how did he get a boner to that woman
Easy answer:
He was horny. At that age you pretty much have constant wood. :lol
Bitches like that are the norm in those parts. Imo it barely gets better. Chicks are no more than a 5 over there.
chunticakes
12-13-2012, 05:30 AM
whats the difference between a black man and aids?
aids stays with the baby after its born.
true story.
marini martini
12-13-2012, 10:29 AM
Shit, he stepped on that kitteh as he walked out!
Koolaid_Man
12-13-2012, 12:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvL3sYet9e8#!
lol'd @ "you scored one of premium quality"
:lol ok thanks for the thread...this has been worth ALL of my time hear on ST...:toast I was just hoping the bean-er dude with that hat on was wearing a Lakers hat..that shit would have sent me to the floor laughing
10 -Star thread all day ere day...
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