Greetings from Belgrade

[Slomo]

I'm seating in a caffe on the Knezz Mihajlova street in Belgrade and there a two things that I'd like to share with you:

Belgrade still have one of the highest concentration of pretty women per square foot. It is specially noticeable since the fashion over here seems to be calling for very short skirts :tu

A lot of kids are wearing NBA jerseys. I've seen quite a few Shaq and Yao, even a Tmac - but have yet to see a silver and black Spurs Jersey :(

[bigzak25]

pretty women, short skirts, etc etc....where are those magical pics you have the talent for taking?

we won't let writer will claim them this time...promise.

[1369]

Document dude, document.

[Slomo]

My internet connection over here is horrible - I'm actually posting this from my phone. If I find a half decent connection I'll post some pics. Otherwise you'll have to wait until Saturday when I come back.

[bigzak25]

i'm a very patient man. just have a good time bro!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Slomo: do your duty and hand out Spurs jersey;s and shirts on the street corners. Do you need us to send you a FedEx package??? :lol

BTW- I bet those chicks are hot. Lisa Ling on NAtional Geographic Explorer said that alot of the white child/women sex slave trade comes out of Belgrade.

[bigzak25]

until you post the pics?


here are some new eva in some hot jeans and some old cat bell, but hq. :smokin


http://img224.echo.cx/img224/546/preview131wm.jpg

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/7909/preview119jt.jpg

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/192/preview126cj.jpg


cat1 (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/5522/catherinebellcharleslangella29.jpg) cat2 (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/2185/catherinebellcharleslangella30.jpg) cat3 (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/9673/catherinebellcharleslangella31.jpg) cat4 (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/8062/catherinebellcharleslangella28.jpg) cat5 (http://img38.exs.cx/img38/5782/catherinebellcharleslangella27.jpg)

[bigzak25]

and here's a hot alba pic...:)

glistening like a hot slutty flower on a cool summer morning...


http://img134.echo.cx/img134/4650/alba26pq3im211oc.jpg

[mookie2001]

i would have relations jessica alba

[bigzak25]

that's a loooong fuckin line mookie...:lol

[mookie2001]

as long as she didnt drive a tahoe

[bigzak25]

not even a 2 door tahoe? those are nice... :lol

and they had the OG 5.7, so it guzzled lotsa nice gas... :drunk

how would you feel if you saw one with a mexican and a kerry sticker?
would it blow your mind?

http://www.odonnellautoexport.com/nov05.jpg

[mookie2001]

oh yeah those are the shit
my homeboy creil used to have one, and he's indian and doesnt like bush at all
i love the pre 99 chevy look, i own one myself


i just dont see them anymore
only the ugly ass new ones

[Clandestino]

all the slavic chicks are hot! and oh yeah, during the summer is great bc of their lack of ac they have to wear minimal clothing!

[SWC Bonfire]

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[SWC Bonfire]

But this tread is still useless without Eastern European chick pics. :tu

[SequSpur]

Belgrade blows.

[bigzak25]

we're still waiting slomo...


here's eva jogging with her dog...cute little fugger...

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/6717/evalongoriashopping12hs.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

Restraining order be damned, right bigzak?

[bigzak25]

hey, i'm not hiding in her bushes...:lol

[Taco]

hey, i'm not hiding in her bushes...:lol

I think Tony is taking care of her bush-es right now :lol

[Slomo]

OK I'm back. It took a little longer than anticipated but I guess that JAT was just staying true to it's acronym (Joking About Time).

I ended up also driving from Belgrade to Skopje (Macedonia) which was quite intreresting since I hadn't visited the south of Serbia in the last 15 years.

Before I post some pics a big :tu to BigZak. Dude you manage to change a random threat that I started out of boredom to a Tits&Ass thread in no time. You make me so proud I know you :)

BELGRADE

I took the pics during a 5 minutes walk back to the office.
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg03.jpg (http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg03.jpg)

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg04.jpg

The only thing I really hate about Belgrade's women is that they really smoke a lot!
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg02.jpg

I'd normally delete this pic, but I wanted to show that the Paris Hilton look is alive and doing well :)
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg01.jpg

The Knez Mihajlova street pedestrian zone downtown Belgrade
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg05.jpg

The Terazije street, one of the principal downtown avenues
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg06.jpg

Terazije from ground level
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/bg07.jpg


SKOPJE

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/sk01.jpg

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/sk02.jpg

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/sk03.jpg

One of the many shopping malls in Skopje
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/sk04.jpg
(http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Belgrade-Skopje-2005/sk04.jpg)

[Slomo]

Belgrade blows.
:lol

[Slomo]

...and hopefully deodorant. I don't understand how deodorant technology has not poliferated across Europe. The soviets could steal the plans to the Superfortress, but can't mimic our superior bacteria-killing substances and sell cheap versions on the black market? :lol
How can I explain this to you in a way that you will undestand?

Wait, I know: You're a Moron!

[bigzak25]

i don't think it can be said enough...slomo is the fucking man. big thanks. worth the wait. :smokin

[scott]

Damn, Belgrade looks sweet... is that like in Oregon or something?

[SWC Bonfire]

How can I explain this to you in a way that you will undestand?

Wait, I know: You're a Moron!

Damn Slomo, can't you take a joke! :lol

I liked the pics.:tu

[Solid D]

Belgrade looks sweet... is that like in Oregon or something?

:lol

I've never been to those cities. Very interesting, Slomo. I didn't realize Skopje had so many minarets and mosques (Turk's influence?).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't forget to add the watermarks on the pics, Slomo.

Wouldn't want them to end up being seen by N'Sync lovers.

[Slomo]

:lol

I've never been to those cities. Very interesting, Slomo. I didn't realize Skopje had so many minarets and mosques (Turk's influence?). Yeah, they were part of the Otoman Empire for many centuries. People often forget the the Turks were great and relentless conquerors. On one of their more succesful campaign they were stopped just short of Vienna. Although Slovenia was never ruled by the Turks, you can still see many fortified old churches perched on hill tops in our countyside. Those were the last refuges for villager fleeing the many Turkish invasion attempts.

[Slomo]

Damn Slomo, can't you take a joke! :lol

I liked the pics.:tu
Hey I can take a joke! And I'm glad you posted it as a joke. But frankly in that post you called my mother, sister, wife and most of the women I know dirty stinkers.
I think my reaction was pretty tame :)

[SWC Bonfire]

Hey I can take a joke! And I'm glad you posted it as a joke...

Well, it was in poor taste, I apologize for the remark and I am deleting it.

[Slomo]

Well, it was in poor taste, I apologize for the remark and I am deleting it. We're good don't worry about it. The weird things about different cultures is how something that would have been totally acceptable over here, would be terribly offensive over at your place.

I know I made a few terrible blunders in my time (and in person - not just on an internet board). I guess it's live and learn - and hopefully stay alive to tell the story :)