Guarantees and Predictions

[Avante]

Guarantees;

We will see 2013.

Alabama will beat Notre Dame.

We will never know if God exists or not, as long as we are alive that is.

The Middle East will stay fucked.

People who can't afford to have one child will continue to have three and more.

The next great must have cell phone. It will ever end.

More drunks due to Christmas depression than ever before.

More videos from me that nobody ever watchs.


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Predictions;


A Manning will play in the conference Championship games.

More Lee Child books (Jack Reacher) will be made into movies.

We will see more blues in commercials and in movie soundtracks.

We will see more lunatics with guns than ever.

Moorcock's Elric of Meliborn will finally be brought to the silver screen.

More Robert E. Howards (Conan) characters will be made into movies.

Some of H.P.Lovecraft stories will find the big screen.

Michael Johnson's 19.32 200m American record will not be broken.

Adrian Peterson will break Eric Dickerson's record.

We will have another major terrorist attack on a par with 9/11.

Another example of just how badass Mother Nature can be.

Nuff~~~~


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[cantthinkofanything]

mmmmm. I bet you really like Moorcock, don't you?

[Avante]

mmmmm. I bet you really like Moorcock, don't you?

Oh yeah I forgot to guarantee...

cantthinkofanything will continue to refuse to grow up. He will never outgrow thinking talking stupid on a messageboard is funny.

Dude, talk to me/others stop trying to be a clown, ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

Guarantees;



More Lee Child books (Jack Reacher) will be made into movies.


Hey...that's my porn name..."Jack Reacher".

[cantthinkofanything]

I bet yours is similar but Reacher is the middle name.

Avante is "Jack Reacher Round".

:lol

[Avante]

Hey...that's my porn name..."Jack Reacher".

Who gives a fuck?

[cantthinkofanything]

I bet yours is similar but Reacher is the middle name.

Avante is "Jack Reacher Round".

:lol

[Avante]

I bet yours is similar but Reacher is the middle name.

Avante is "Jack Reacher Round".

:lol

This cat simply doesn't get it, wow!

[cantthinkofanything]

A Manning will play in the conference Championship games.


He's retired. P Manning or E Manning would be more logical choices. But probably not any more accurate.

[Blake]

I predict Avante will carry his butthurt on into 2013 by continuing to whimper and whine about other posters.

I also predict SBM will continue to play Gary to Avante's Ace.

[Avante]

He's retired. P Manning or E Manning would be more logical choices. But probably not any more accurate.

Pay attention little fella...

When talking about names it's works like this.

A.Manning not A Manning.

Hey, I'm here for ya just ask.

[cantthinkofanything]

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[Blake]

Pay attention little fella...

When talking about names it's works like this.

A.Manning not A Manning.

Hey, I'm here for ya just ask.

you're pretty quick for a fat ol fuck

[Avante]

I predict Avante will carry his butthurt on into 2013 by continuing to whimper and whine about other posters.

I also predict SBM will continue to play Gary to Avante's Ace.

I think it is time for a change, so how do I deal with guys like you?

[Avante]

you're pretty quick for a fat ol fuck

Let's ignore the obvious stupidity there.

Do you want to talk like a mature adult or continue to play the dummy in hiding with a big mouth. It's on you.

[Blake]

I think it is time for a change, so how do I deal with guys like you?

excusing yourself from this board would be one way.

I'm here for ya, just ask :tu

[Avante]

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Don't tell me you thought I didn't know about Archie Manning, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! So tell me who was his stud receiver with the Saints?

[Blake]

Let's ignore the obvious stupidity there.

Do you want to talk like a mature adult or continue to play the dummy in hiding with a big mouth. It's on you.

I'm not hiding. I'm right here.

I predict you will continue to act like an immature little princess.

[Avante]

excusing yourself from this board would be one way.

I'm here for ya, just ask :tu

Don't read me, I only read you when I look down and there you are humping my leg. Ok man I 'll make it real easy for you, I thought just maybe you could carry on an intelligent conversation, nope. So back to ignoring ya, I should have known better. You simply are too fucked up to mess up.

[Blake]

So tell me who was his stud receiver with the Saints?

I know who your receiver is. I predict he'll show up shortly to say something immature and unintelligent.

[Blake]

Don't read me, I only read you when I look down and there you are humping my leg. Ok man I 'll make it real easy for you, I thought just maybe you could carry on an intelligent conversation, nope. So back to ignoring ya, I should have known better. You simply are too fucked up to mess up.

I already know you don't know how to carry on an intelligent, adult conversation.

At this point it's fun making fun of you for thinking you are an intelligent adult.

....and then watching you whimper wahwahwah meltdown with the :cry I'm going to ignore you to teach you a lesson :cry line.

[cantthinkofanything]

Don't tell me you thought I didn't know about Archie Manning, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! So tell me who was his stud receiver with the Saints?

Jack Reacharound?

[lebomb]

I predict Blakes EX wife will continue with the cuck in her new relationship.

I also predict any new woman Blakes dates will become the new cuck in his life.

I also GUARANTEE if Blake remarries, cuck will indeed follow there as well.

[silverblk mystix]

I predict Avante will carry his butthurt on into 2013 by continuing to whimper and whine about other posters.

I also predict SBM will continue to play Gary to Avante's Ace.



lol

I predict that Blake will recruit more studs for his weekly Cuck-fest.



:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

I predict Blakes EX wife will continue with the cuck in her new relationship.

I also predict any new woman Blakes dates will become the new cuck in his life.

I also GUARANTEE if Blake remarries, cuck will indeed follow there as well.



Oh shit - you beat me to it!

[Avante]

I predict Blakes EX wife will continue with the cuck in her new relationship.

I also predict any new woman Blakes dates will become the new cuck in his life.

I also GUARANTEE if Blake remarries, cuck will indeed follow there as well.

Is that little shit totally fucked or what, cat does nothing but follow me around then when I finally do throw the freak a crumb, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What a total loser.

[Avante]

Oh shit - you beat me to it!

Whats up bro?

I can see you see this Blake asshole as just that an asshole.

[Avante]

Jack Reacharound?

Dude, stop with this stupid clown bullshit, ok? I hate to break it to ya like this amigo but your stuff is only funny if you are 14-16.

[Blake]

lol

I predict that Blake will recruit more studs for his weekly Cuck-fest.



:lmao

I nailed it!

Easy money though, tbh.

[Blake]

I predict Blakes EX wife will continue with the cuck in her new relationship.

I also predict any new woman Blakes dates will become the new cuck in his life.

I also GUARANTEE if Blake remarries, cuck will indeed follow there as well.

You lick assholes.

This is something you can't and don't even want to refute.

Smh utsa

[Blake]

I predict you will continue to act like an immature little princess.


Is that little shit totally fucked or what, cat does nothing but follow me around then when I finally do throw the freak a crumb, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What a total loser.

More easy money

[Avante]

You lick assholes.

This is something you can't and don't even want to refute.

Smh utsa

Dude, enought is enought, ok? Just get the fuck out of here, ok? You ain't nothing but a little fucking pest and a waste of everyones time. Dead serious, go get.

[Avante]

I nailed it!

Easy money though, tbh.

You are getting worked freak but too fucking stupid to see it.

Ok now, done with your moronic ass.

[silverblk mystix]

Whats up bro?

I can see you see this Blake asshole as just that an asshole.


Just regulating sheeple-as usual. You got em eating out yer hand...:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude, stop with this stupid clown bullshit, ok? I hate to break it to ya like this amigo but your stuff is only funny if you are 14-16.

IDK...do you think 14-16 gets the reacharound joke? and certainly not the Archie Manning stuff.

[Avante]

IDK...do you think 14-16 gets the reacharound joke? and certainly not the Archie Manning stuff.

Do you see me coming into your threads just to clown? Could it be I don't play that childish bullshit? How come you do?

Dude here's what you do, you are trying to impress everyone reading this thread with your comedy routine why not try and talk about the topic or actually talk to me?

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you see me coming into your threads just to clown? Could it be I don't play that childish bullshit? How come you do?

my threads are too serious for posters to clown in.

[Avante]

Just regulating sheeple-as usual. You got em eating out yer hand...:lmao

Actually I'd rather get some grown up talk going here, as we can see that's impossible.

[Avante]

my threads are too serious for posters to clown in.

This thread wasn't serious"

[cantthinkofanything]

This thread wasn't serious"

no derrrr

[Avante]

no derrrr

Show me one guarantree/prediction that wasn't serious?

[cantthinkofanything]

Show me one guarantree/prediction that wasn't serious?

what??? You just motherfucking said this thread wasn't serious. And now, you ask me to find the prediction that was???
What the fuck man. What...the...fuck...

"hey, feel free to use the bathroom. DON'T YOU DARE GO IN THE BATHROOM YOU FUCKER!!!!!. But if you need to go. YOU BETTER NOT PEE YOU BASTARD..DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Avante]

what??? You just motherfucking said this thread wasn't serious. And now, you ask me to find the prediction that was???
What the fuck man. What...the...fuck...

"hey, feel free to use the bathroom. DON'T YOU DARE GO IN THE BATHROOM YOU FUCKER!!!!!. But if you need to go. YOU BETTER NOT PEE YOU BASTARD..DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok who took my....?

I was very serious.

[cantthinkofanything]

Ok who took my....?

it's probably in your mom's...

[Avante]

it's probably in your mom's...

Why waste both our times with that total bullshit? Go ahead little one explain how a ? got in my dead mothers anything? Come on midget breaK it down. You honestly don't see how fucking lame that silly shit is do ya?

[cantthinkofanything]

Why waste both our times with that total bullshit? Go ahead little one explain how a ? got in my dead mothers anything? Come on midget breaK it down. You honestly don't see how fucking lame that silly shit is do ya?

I don't know what you're substituting "?" for. Sowhen you ask who took your ?, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. So I just picked a place where lots of shit ends up.

[Avante]

I don't know what you're substituting "?" for. Sowhen you ask who took your ?, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. So I just picked a place where lots of shit ends up.

Are you really that dense or what?

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This thread wasn't serious........?

[cantthinkofanything]

Are you really that dense or what?

where did you think I was going to guess where someone put your ?
It's like you've never read Spurstalk before.

[Avante]

where did you think I was going to guess where someone put your ?
It's like you've never read Spurstalk before.

Dude, anyone who can know all about everyone's mother can't figure out some simple shit like a ....?....are you fucking kidding me?

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude, anyone who can know all about everyone's mother can't figure out some simple shit like a ....?....are you fucking kidding me?

hey...ask me what I did last night...

[Avante]

hey...ask me what I did last night...

I already know what you did last night. The same thing you do every night.

Dressed up like a little queer, then watched old Three Stooges reruns while drawing pictures of little naked boys.

[cantthinkofanything]

I already know what you did last night. The same thing you do every night.

Dressed up like a little queer, then watched old Three Stooges reruns while drawing pictures of little naked boys.

well that was uncalled for. shouldn't you be on your way to Luby's about now?

[Avante]

So you think...I fucked your mom...is called for, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, as long as you act like a retarded 14 year old don't come wahwahwah-ing to me, ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

I predict that you will complain when they cut the portions on the LuAnn Platter.
And I guarantee that you will purchase more diapers than you did last year.

[Avante]

I predict that you will complain when they cut the portions on the LuAnn Platter.
And I guarantee that you will purchase more diapers than you did last year.

Come on slick elevate your game, that was lame. I'm going to give you one more chance to say something that isn't dipped in...DUH!...DON'T FUCK IT UP.

[cantthinkofanything]

Come on slick elevate your game, that was lame. I'm going to give you one more chance to say something that isn't dipped in...DUH!...DON'T FUCK IT UP.

wait...what??? one more chance? what if I fuck it up?

[Avante]

wait...what??? one more chance? what if I fuck it up?

I think this calls for a poem

"Ya Done Fucked Up"

you tried
wanted to call my bluff
but the best you could do
just wasn't good ernought

ya done fucked up

you hated to lose
the laughter
the abuse
but when ya suck as bad
as you do
what's the use

ya done fucked up

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

You are getting worked freak but too fucking stupid to see it.

Ok now, done with your moronic ass.

lol getting worked.

I predict you're not done.




Dude, enought is enought, ok? Just get the fuck out of here, ok? You ain't nothing but a little fucking pest and a waste of everyones time. Dead serious, go get.


Don't read me, I only read you when I look down and there you are humping my leg. Ok man I 'll make it real easy for you, I thought just maybe you could carry on an intelligent conversation, nope. So back to ignoring ya, I should have known better. You simply are too fucked up to mess up.


Let's ignore the obvious stupidity there.

Do you want to talk like a mature adult or continue to play the dummy in hiding with a big mouth. It's on you.


I think it is time for a change, so how do I deal with guys like you?





I predict you will continue to act like an immature little princess.

The money. It is easy.

[Avante]

There we have it sports fan, the boy has totally/completely been Avantesized. He belongs to me, he's mine. Yep, owned!

[ChumpDumper]

Darn, I didn't get a chance to predict the forum copping and sheeple statements.

[silverblk mystix]

[QUOTE=ChumpDumper;6252793} Bleat-bleat.... bleat-bleat.[/QUOTE]



:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

lol predictable quotefail

Now? Perhaps some fantasy posting?

[Avante]

What better song to end it all with.

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[AussieFanKurt]

For a troll, Avante gets trolled a lot

[Wild Cobra]

well that was uncalled for. shouldn't you be on your way to Luby's about now?
I don't think it was uncalled for. Consider the types of pictures you have been posting, and the types of threads you start.

Pretty fucking strange...

[Avante]

For a troll, Avante gets trolled a lot

The bottom line is have fun, a little cheap entertainment. Those who go around...are you a troll, I trolled you....hahahaha!!!!!! Who gives a fuck it's just a silly messageboard. Who here has more fun than me? I get a kick out of this stuff. But don't you dare call me a troll, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who really gives a shit?

Judy....why the long face?
me...you know ....Spurtalk.
Judy..let me guess, you were called a....troll....?
me...yes (as the tears begin to flow)
Judy...poor baby, come to mama, I like trolls.
me...wahwahwahwahwahwah.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AussieFanKurt]

cool story bro

[Avante]

cool story bro

True ones usually are.

How about being consistant ok? One minute you're cool, then you're a punk, then cool, then punk, then.....come on man.

[AussieFanKurt]

True ones usually are.

How about being consistant ok? One minute you're cool, then you're a punk, then cool, then punk, then.....come on man.

I don't like to be predictable mate

[Avante]

I don't like to be predictable mate

But you are being just that, very predictable.

Just be cool, ok?

[Blake]

You are getting worked freak but too fucking stupid to see it.

Ok now, done with your moronic ass.


Dude, enought is enought, ok? Just get the fuck out of here, ok? You ain't nothing but a little fucking pest and a waste of everyones time. Dead serious, go get.


Don't read me, I only read you when I look down and there you are humping my leg. Ok man I 'll make it real easy for you, I thought just maybe you could carry on an intelligent conversation, nope. So back to ignoring ya, I should have known better. You simply are too fucked up to mess up.


Let's ignore the obvious stupidity there.

Do you want to talk like a mature adult or continue to play the dummy in hiding with a big mouth. It's on you.


I think it is time for a change, so how do I deal with guys like you?


There we have it sports fan, the boy has totally/completely been Avantesized. He belongs to me, he's mine. Yep, owned!


The bottom line is have fun, a little cheap entertainment. Those who go around...are you a troll, I trolled you....hahahaha!!!!!! Who gives a fuck it's just a silly messageboard. Who here has more fun than me? I get a kick out of this stuff. But don't you dare call me a troll, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who really gives a shit?

Judy....why the long face?
me...you know ....Spurtalk.
Judy..let me guess, you were called a....troll....?
me...yes (as the tears begin to flow)
Judy...poor baby, come to mama, I like trolls.
me...wahwahwahwahwahwah.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet your story is closer to the truth than you are letting on.