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AussieFanKurt
12-19-2012, 05:53 AM
:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

Does that seem like a lot to you? He probably helped her exposure tbh

Wild Cobra
12-19-2012, 06:42 AM
It doesn't seem like too much to me. I have at times advocated the death penalty for first degree crimes against other people.

AussieFanKurt
12-19-2012, 06:51 AM
It doesn't seem like too much to me. I have at times advocated the death penalty for first degree crimes against other people.

All he probably did was increase her exposure tbh

Blake
12-19-2012, 10:11 AM
It doesn't seem like too much to me. I have at times advocated the death penalty for first degree crimes against other people.

You've also advocated the death penalty for poor desperate Mexicans trying to cross the border.

Freak.

Blake
12-19-2012, 10:13 AM
:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

Does that seem like a lot to you? He probably helped her exposure tbh

If true, yes, that's too much time.

6 months probation, internet monitoring + large civil payout to Scarlett should have been the max penalty, imo.

cantthinkofanything
12-19-2012, 10:18 AM
:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

Does that seem like a lot to you? He probably helped her exposure tbh

seems like a hell of a lot when there are rapists and killer drunk drivers that get out quicker.

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-19-2012, 10:24 AM
It wasn't just her phone that he hacked. One report said in addition to her and a couple other celebs whose phones or e-mails he hacked he hit another 50 non-celebrity folks. I don't know how much damage he went on to do with the information obtained by doing so, but for a crime of that scope jail time is well deserved.

symple19
12-19-2012, 10:32 AM
This guy needs a statue for giving the world a look at that glorious rack

But yeah, he hacked a shitload of other people so the punishment does fit the crime

cantthinkofanything
12-19-2012, 10:34 AM
It wasn't just her phone that he hacked. One report said in addition to her and a couple other celebs whose phones or e-mails he hacked he hit another 50 non-celebrity folks. I don't know how much damage he went on to do with the information obtained by doing so, but for a crime of that scope jail time is well deserved.

maybe so than...I didn't read the story...
I just checked this thread for some pics

purplengold
12-19-2012, 10:34 AM
white collar crime, he gon go ta min security n prolly get released after 6-12 months. Courts just scaring him probably

DMC
12-19-2012, 10:40 AM
I think it's fitting. Cybercrime is still crime. It's not like he hacked into her WoW account and stole her goodies.

CubanSucks
12-19-2012, 01:00 PM
white collar crime, he gon go ta min security n prolly get released after 6-12 months. Courts just scaring him probably

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cantthinkofanything
12-19-2012, 01:16 PM
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Blake
12-19-2012, 01:46 PM
Rape in California: 3, 6 or 8 years.

Add up to five more if severe bodily damage was done.


Either 10 is too much jail time for a hacker looking at and passing on naked pictures or 13 for rape is not enough.

AussieFanKurt
12-19-2012, 05:05 PM
13 for rape is not enough, rape can be worse than murder imo. Heaps of raped girls wished they were dead, living with that shit would be so bad

Reck
12-19-2012, 05:46 PM
I dont think this help her exposure any. She was already a stablished actress. All this did was let us (the public) look at them beautiful, well sculpted work of art.

AussieFanKurt
12-19-2012, 05:47 PM
I dont think this help her exposure any. She was already a stablished actress. All this did was let us (the public) look at them beautiful, well sculpted work of art.

Yeah I was just trying to find excuses because I wanted to defend him for letting me see such things

Leetonidas
12-19-2012, 07:11 PM
judge must be gay or a woman tbh

Latarian Milton
12-19-2012, 09:22 PM
but who is to take responsibility for uploading those nude pics to her computer or email box, or any other place only to make the pics accessible to hackers? the hacker didn't infiltrate into her room nor did he ambush in her bathroom to catch a pic of her private spot while she was pissing, so its no legit crime. female celebrities are just glorified prostitutes tbh

Spurminator
12-19-2012, 09:52 PM
WC loves him some death penalty.

Reck
12-19-2012, 09:59 PM
but who is to take responsibility for uploading those nude pics to her computer or email box, or any other place only to make the pics accessible to hackers? the hacker didn't infiltrate into her room nor did he ambush in her bathroom to catch a pic of her private spot while she was pissing, so its no legit crime. female celebrities are just glorified prostitutes tbh

Its invasion of privacy.

Its no different than accesing something you're not supposed to have access to. Its clearly a crime.

By your logic, porn hackers or even hackers who hack into the goverment computers and whatnot are free to do so because its no legit crime? Something's not right with that.

mavs>spurs
12-19-2012, 11:34 PM
LMAO hacking some bitches phone = 10 years in prison. you liberals are some retarded fucking characters. he should get like 50 hours of community service.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2012, 11:43 PM
Yeah this should have a minor criminal penalty and any further action should be civil brought forth by Johansson if she felt like a victim.

People need to start thinking about these non-violent crimes from a fiscal standpoint. Do you as a taxpayer want to pay 10 years of incarceration costs for a fuckin computer hacker?

The Reckoning
12-19-2012, 11:49 PM
where the hell did the "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley go?

Reck
12-19-2012, 11:50 PM
Yeah this should have a minor criminal penalty and any further action should be civil brought forth by Johansson if she felt like a victim.

People need to start thinking about these non-violent crimes from a fiscal standpoint. Do you as a taxpayer want to pay 10 years of incarceration costs for a fuckin computer hacker?

Something tells me she did feel like a victim since she contacted the FBI herself. lol

And I think these 10 years were accumulative from all the other hack jobs he had done prior or since.

Punishment fits the crime imo. If retard didnt learn his lesson the first time he should be locked up on common sense alone.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2012, 11:56 PM
Shadowflames is probably a dumbass who also supports the War on Drugs and other bullshit non-violent crimes that carry insane sentences.

I understand she felt like a victim. My post went way over your mongoloid head. For whatever reason you think the fact she contacted the FBI was a zinger when it proves how ridiculous the situation is that the FBI is getting involved with fuckin naked photos.

The punishment that fits the crime would be a civil settlement with Johansson and some community service. He isn't a danger to society, he doesn't need to do hard time in a place full of crazy violent offenders. Actually nevermind, prisons in America only have violent offenders as 7% of their population, because of dipshits like Shadowflames who get really hot and bothered over non-violent crimes and have been conned by prison industrial complex lobbyists.

kamikazi_player
12-20-2012, 12:03 AM
Can someone refresh my memory? I'd like to see these pics.

Edit: Nvm I found them

mavs>spurs
12-20-2012, 12:08 AM
Shadowflames is probably a dumbass who also supports the War on Drugs and other bullshit non-violent crimes that carry insane sentences.

I understand she felt like a victim. My post went way over your mongoloid head. For whatever reason you think the fact she contacted the FBI was a zinger when it proves how ridiculous the situation is that the FBI is getting involved with fuckin naked photos.

The punishment that fits the crime would be a civil settlement with Johansson and some community service. He isn't a danger to society, he doesn't need to do hard time in a place full of crazy violent offenders. Actually nevermind, prisons in America only have violent offenders as 7% of their population, because of dipshits like Shadowflames who get really hot and bothered over non-violent crimes and have been conned by prison industrial complex lobbyists.

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DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 12:09 AM
:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 12:10 AM
:cryMaybe if I sympathize with Johansson and call the hacker a big meanie she'll start responding to all of my fan mail:cry

mavs>spurs
12-20-2012, 12:35 AM
:cryMaybe if I sympathize with Johansson and call the hacker a big meanie she'll start responding to all of my fan mail:cry

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Reck
12-20-2012, 12:37 AM
Shadowflames is probably a dumbass who also supports the War on Drugs and other bullshit non-violent crimes that carry insane sentences.

I understand she felt like a victim. My post went way over your mongoloid head. For whatever reason you think the fact she contacted the FBI was a zinger when it proves how ridiculous the situation is that the FBI is getting involved with fuckin naked photos.

The punishment that fits the crime would be a civil settlement with Johansson and some community service. He isn't a danger to society, he doesn't need to do hard time in a place full of crazy violent offenders. Actually nevermind, prisons in America only have violent offenders as 7% of their population, because of dipshits like Shadowflames who get really hot and bothered over non-violent crimes and have been conned by prison industrial complex lobbyists.

I take it by this long ass winded post of yours you have done some time for these so called "minor felonies."

Dont let your butthurtness let this get personal, if you have a problem with the legal system go make a thread about it in the political forum instead of letting your anger consume you. I have no problem either way about the hacker getting 10 years or mere hours.

BUMP
12-20-2012, 12:37 AM
Shadowflames is probably a dumbass who also supports the War on Drugs and other bullshit non-violent crimes that carry insane sentences.

I understand she felt like a victim. My post went way over your mongoloid head. For whatever reason you think the fact she contacted the FBI was a zinger when it proves how ridiculous the situation is that the FBI is getting involved with fuckin naked photos.

The punishment that fits the crime would be a civil settlement with Johansson and some community service. He isn't a danger to society, he doesn't need to do hard time in a place full of crazy violent offenders. Actually nevermind, prisons in America only have violent offenders as 7% of their population, because of dipshits like Shadowflames who get really hot and bothered over non-violent crimes and have been conned by prison industrial complex lobbyists.

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DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 12:39 AM
I have no problem either way about the hacker getting 10 years or mere hours.

Probably because you're not considering the fiscal ramifications of incarcerating people for minor crimes.

:lmao @ the baseless conjecture that I've done time for similar stuff, as if that's THE ONLY way anyone would ever be against a fuckin computer hacker getting 10 years in prison. I've never been arrested or spent as much as a minute in jail.

So are you for or against the war on drugs?

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 12:43 AM
I'm not by any stretch of the imagination sympathizing with the computer hacker. I could give a shit about him personally. I'm annoyed that somewhere a privatized prison which gets paid on a per diem basis by the government will collect that much more from tax payers because people like Shadowflames think for profit prisons are doing something heroic by keeping some nerd computer hacker off the streets.

mavs>spurs
12-20-2012, 12:44 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/MA_Route_1.svg/240px-MA_Route_1.svg.png I take it by this long ass winded post of yours you have done some time for these so called "minor felonies."


http://lymphomajourney.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/2.png?w=500Dont let your butthurtness let this get personal


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BUMP
12-20-2012, 12:48 AM
I'm not by any stretch of the imagination sympathizing with the computer hacker. I could give a shit about him personally. I'm annoyed that somewhere a privatized prison which gets paid on a per diem basis by the government will collect that much more from tax payers because people like Shadowflames think for profit prisons are doing something heroic by keeping some nerd computer hacker off the streets.

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Reck
12-20-2012, 12:52 AM
Probably because you're not considering the fiscal ramifications of incarcerating people for minor crimes.

:lmao @ the baseless conjecture that I've done time for similar stuff, as if that's THE ONLY way anyone would ever be against a fuckin computer hacker getting 10 years in prison. I've never been arrested or spent as much as a minute in jail.

So are you for or against the war on drugs?

You yourself are making baseless accusations about me being for or against something so what's your point? That it is fine as long as you're the one pointing the finger?

I figured since you're so hot under the collar on this particular subject that it was a pretty safe bet you had done some time for a misdemeanor. Or at the least a family member. One does not raise in issue for the shit of it. Amiright mr. Foreskin? :lol

And not that I have to answer your question but I am far removed from the drug problem in this country. I could careless about the war on drugs or vice versa.

dirk4mvp
12-20-2012, 12:54 AM
You yourself are making baseless accusations about me being for or against something so what's your point? That it is fine as long as you're the one pointing the finger?

I figured since you're so hot under the collar on this particular subject that it was a pretty safe bet you had done some time for a misdemeanor. Or at the least a family member. One does not raise in issue for the shit of it. Amiright mr. Foreskin? :lol

And not that I have to answer your question but I am far removed from the drug problem in this country. I could careless about the war on drugs or vice versa.



I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

Reck
12-20-2012, 12:55 AM
Informative.

BUMP
12-20-2012, 12:57 AM
I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

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dirk4mvp
12-20-2012, 12:57 AM
Informative.

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this shit now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

Reck
12-20-2012, 12:58 AM
Tell me moar

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 12:58 AM
I figured since you're so hot under the collar on this particular subject that it was a pretty safe bet you had done some time for a misdemeanor. Or at the least a family member. One does not raise in issue for the shit of it. Amiright mr. Foreskin? :lol
I don't have any friends or family members who were direct victims of the war on drugs with incarcerations. I'm not raising an issue for the shit of it, I'm raising an issue because the sanctimonious hardline prosecution of petty crimes in this country is one of many things sucking taxpayers dry.


And not that I have to answer your question but I am far removed from the drug problem in this country. I could careless about the war on drugs or vice versa.
If you're a taxpayer and think you're removed from the war on drugs, you're clueless. You're especially clueless if you're a tax payer in New York. 1 out of every 7 criminal cases in New York relates to marijuana use, which puts a significantly increased burden on New York taxpayers to fund its justice system.

dirk4mvp
12-20-2012, 01:00 AM
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dirk4mvp
12-20-2012, 01:02 AM
I don't have any friends or family members who were direct victims of the war on drugs with incarcerations. I'm not raising an issue for the shit of it, I'm raising an issue because the sanctimonious hardline prosecution of petty crimes in this country is one of many things sucking taxpayers dry.


If you're a taxpayer and think you're removed from the war on drugs, you're clueless. You're especially clueless if you're a tax payer in New York. 1 out of every 7 criminal cases in New York relates to marijuana use, which puts a significantly increased burden on New York taxpayers to fund its justice system.


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Blake
12-20-2012, 01:03 AM
I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

this was me after taking one bite of a delicious cici pizza

Blake
12-20-2012, 01:05 AM
On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this shit now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

Avante as a young fat ol fuck imo

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 01:06 AM
cici pizza = :vomit:

BUMP
12-20-2012, 01:06 AM
On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this shit now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Reck
12-20-2012, 01:07 AM
If you're a taxpayer and think you're removed from the war on drugs, you're clueless. You're especially clueless if you're a tax payer in New York. 1 out of every 7 criminal cases in New York relates to marijuana use, which puts a significantly increased burden on New York taxpayers to fund its justice system.

You're getting too technical and nit picking now.

Sure it puts a strain on the tax payers but so does putting someone who has commited other and more serious crimes. its not always just one thing.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 01:09 AM
You're getting too technical and nit picking now.

Sure it puts a strain on the tax payers but so does putting someone who has commited other and more serious crimes. its not always just one thing.
Putting away violent offenders is a benefit to taxpayers because they're a threat. It's actually a cost-benefit thing with them. With non-violent offenders, tax payers receive no benefit from them being in jail. Just cost.

dirk4mvp
12-20-2012, 01:12 AM
You're getting too technical and nit picking now.

Sure it puts a strain on the tax payers but so does putting someone who has commited other and more serious crimes. its not always just one thing.

I'm an alpha male bro.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and kindly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

Reck
12-20-2012, 01:13 AM
Putting away violent offenders is a benefit to taxpayers because they're a threat. It's actually a cost-benefit thing with them. With non-violent offenders, tax payers receive no benefit from them being in jail. Just cost.

So what is your fix? Let them pay a fine, spend some days in jail or what?

Avante
12-20-2012, 02:18 AM
I was in the Phillipines when they had martial law. Guys walking around with machine guns, it was well known they'd love to blow away an American. So we didn't pull our usual bullshit, yep, afraid. Then there's Saudia Arabia who has beheadings on the weekend, a spectator sport.

We aren't tough enought here in American, that's why we see all the crime. 10 years for messing with somebodies life, hell yes, try 20. Send a message.

I post on a board where you act like we do here and you're history, so what do we see, yep...."excuse me but I believe that isn't accurate" as compared to..."fuck you moron, wrong again dummy".

Wild Cobra
12-20-2012, 05:53 AM
Yeah this should have a minor criminal penalty and any further action should be civil brought forth by Johansson if she felt like a victim.

People need to start thinking about these non-violent crimes from a fiscal standpoint. Do you as a taxpayer want to pay 10 years of incarceration costs for a fuckin computer hacker?
No, so lets just execute him.

AussieFanKurt
12-20-2012, 07:01 AM
I was in the Phillipines when they had martial law. Guys walking around with machine guns, it was well known they'd love to blow away an American. So we didn't pull our usual bullshit, yep, afraid. Then there's Saudia Arabia who has beheadings on the weekend, a spectator sport.

We aren't tough enought here in American, that's why we see all the crime. 10 years for messing with somebodies life, hell yes, try 20. Send a message.

I post on a board where you act like we do here and you're history, so what do we see, yep...."excuse me but I believe that isn't accurate" as compared to..."fuck you moron, wrong again dummy".

shut the fuck up, you're an idiot if you think he deserves 20 years... fuck what a waste of taxpayers money.

Latarian Milton
12-20-2012, 10:17 AM
they must think scarlett johansson as a noble woman like kate middleton or something and the hacker should feel lucky he didnt get sentenced to death penalty tbh. scarlett might be one of the few women that i don't genuinely hate in the society and i appreciate her brilliant performances in ironman 2 n the avengers but she's a celebrity after all. having some nude pics leaked ain't no big issue for a hollywood celebrity imho and it's rare to see such kneejerk reactions from such a pro tbh. scarlett might be a good actress but she didn't act very professional on this issue imho

DMC
12-20-2012, 10:56 AM
I dont think this help her exposure any. She was already a stablished actress. All this did was let us (the public) look at them beautiful, well sculpted work of art.

a stablished?

cantthinkofanything
12-20-2012, 11:03 AM
a stablished?

:lol holy fuck.

Jacob1983
12-20-2012, 01:15 PM
If it was the first offense for the prick, then yeah 10 years is a little too much. If you're a first time offender when it comes to hacking, you should get a 5 year sentence.

redzero
12-20-2012, 01:30 PM
On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this shit now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

http://i.imgur.com/a2HNm.gif

ErnestLynch
12-20-2012, 02:22 PM
why no hole shot ?

Reck
12-20-2012, 04:26 PM
a stablished?

Ya, ever heard of a misspelled word before? :dramaquee

rEgUlaToR!!!!!
12-20-2012, 05:12 PM
Somebody took Econ this semester!!!!!!!!!
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/3483770_o.gif

JRHernandez88
12-20-2012, 09:17 PM
wow that fkn sucks. im sure he wasn't thinking about actually doing time for that.

2pac > Kobe
12-20-2012, 11:42 PM
I enjoyed scarletts fawt box

mavs>spurs
12-20-2012, 11:43 PM
dude should be regarded as a national hero tbh..i always wanted to see those tigole bitties and she wasn't sharing i say he done good

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-20-2012, 11:46 PM
Why do people on this site say Fawt Box as if its a term used by people other than extremely uncivilized spear chuckers.

symple19
12-21-2012, 01:07 AM
:monkey

AussieFanKurt
12-21-2012, 03:12 AM
dude should be regarded as a national hero tbh..i always wanted to see those tigole bitties and she wasn't sharing i say he done good

How about Christina Hendricks leaked photos? Best day

Rogue
05-26-2013, 08:47 PM
it's no longer a secret that im a huge fan of Scarlett Johansson but i'll stick to my original comment. 10yrs prison time is too harsh for a hacking crime when it poses no threat to the national security or public safety. Guy who pilfered those photos could've held them for ransom and extorted big $ from Scarlett but he didn't. he was probably a fan of her too, and i would've probably done the same if i had any hacking skills. as much as i admire Johansson's natural beauty & magnificence, to me she still lacks something (magnanimity or something) that distinguishes herself from the human race. she has the face of an angel but her heart still belongs to a human.

if she doesn't want those pics seen by others, why should she allow them to be taken in the first place? as those photos were already leaked out, intentionally or not, does she have anything to gain by suing the hacker who might just be a feverant fan of her? she should've treated this issue with more lenience and generosity imho.

What if some director invites her to make a film similar to "monster's ball" which includes nude shots? every bitch looks pretty much the same behind her panties and bras, so what's the big problem with letting the audience see yours? You aren't remembered for you big ass nor your nice tits imho. "monster's ball" was a breakthrough for Halle's career and there would be no reason for Scarlett to decline what could be HER breakthrough movie if a chance is given. Scarlett should look through those pics and become a real legend like Halle Berry is, tbh. beauty was Halle's trademark when she was young, but that ain't everything she got.

Rogue
05-27-2013, 11:24 PM
and i do believe that scarlett herself should take at least half the responsibility for the whole shit. if you don't want the pics leaked out to the public you should've kept them in a safe place rather than an iphone imho. iphones have been known to be vulnerable to hacking since Iphone 1, which's common knowledge. bitch should've known the risk when she decided to put those pics in her iphone. it's not rocket science and i believe almost every adult knows it, but it might still be a bit difficult to realize for someone who've never studied in a college imho

Suspect
05-28-2013, 02:56 AM
Im a huge fan also, just havent taken the time to put her in my avi/sig tbh