Adande dropping truth bombs

[ambchang]

It's interesting that you bring up 2001. I always use that as an example of an injury working out for the better. That season, the Lakers started a winning streak while Kobe Bryant was out. They were going so well that when Kobe came back he had no choice but to fit right into the program -- the Shaquille O'Neal-centric program. So Kobe's shots per game temporarily dipped a bit, the winning streak kept going up, and the Lakers rolled through the playoffs, dropping only one game on their way to the championship.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8758137/coast-coast-happens-amare-stoudemire-steve-nash-return

Even the biggest Kobe lover had to admit the early 2000's were Shaq's team.

[lefty]

nothing new, TBH

[JRHernandez88]

this is something even laker fans know

[ambchang]

This is something even laker fans SHOULD know.

[JRHernandez88]

deep inside... deep inside...

[JamStone]

Kobe himself has said he was Shaq's sidekick. Why is this news?

[Koolaid_Man]

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8758137/coast-coast-happens-amare-stoudemire-steve-nash-return

Even the biggest Kobe lover had to admit the early 2000's were Shaq's team.

I don't have much time to play with yall today...I gotta get prepared for a dancing bear style party tonight... I will be playing the role of one of the male strippers tonight at a friends b-day party...these Ho's want some caramel chocolate and who better to perform than Kool? I plan to be flapping my dick all ova the place....

but real quick...

some numbers hit me today that all but renders Duncan's titles meaningless...if you consider Kobe a "true" sidekick during his first 3...This shit will blow you out the water...

Let's compare Kobe's first 3 titles (the infamous 'side-kick' 3-peat) with Duncan's first 3 titles:


Each succeeding year Kobe 'the 'side-kick'averaged 21.1 pts ; 29.4 pts ; & 26.6 ppg respectively in the playoffs of our 3 peat.

While Duncan averaged 23.2 pts, 24.7 pts, & 23.6 ppg respectively during the play-offs for his first 3 titles.

These numbers alone show that titles won in LA are much much much more valuable than titles won in SA...Kobe's numbers as a side-kick in LA are more impressive than Duncan's numbers as the primary go-to guy in SA...:lol

Further to my point - Kobe averaged 25.4pts, 5.9reb, and 5.13ast for the regular season during LA's 3-peat. Better than 95% of all players for those years.

Overall Kobe averaged 25.7pts, 5.83reb, and 5.09ast for the playoffs during LA's 3-peat.

You can't have your cake and eat it to Spur fan...either Shaq is better than Duncan or he's better than Kobe...however, you cannot present a valid argument that makes sense to the rest of the world that Duncan is better than Shaq and also better than Kobe....no reasonably sane person will buy it...

This should effectively end the Kobe vs Shaq debate (who were co-equals) and more importantly Kobe vs. Duncan.


Imma wear my leopard print thong tonight :lol

[ambchang]

Well Jam, talk to Koolaid Man about it.

And his intro was very very disturbing, I lost my lunch reading it.

Also laughable how KM can:
1) Equate points to value
2) Showed evidence of him having no concept of game pace
3) Take pride in making ladies puke all over the floor.

[Koolaid_Man]

Well Jam, talk to Koolaid Man about it.

And his intro was very very disturbing, I lost my lunch reading it.


ohh stop being a sissy man...you know you've seen guys strip before...you ever been to a risque Vegas show? Guys shake their ass as much as the women...I'm confident in my sexuality...(no homo) :lol

[ambchang]

KM, please, please stop, just very disturbing imagery.

[DPG21920]

Dancing Bear style parties are the biggest organization of homosexual male exotic dancers in the world. They have come under intense scrutiny due the obscene graphic sexual nature of their gatherings. Part real, part staged, the dancing bear style parties involved crude sexual acts, mostly male on female, in front of a crowd. While most of the acts involve the male dancing bear with a female partner(s), you cannot be involved with a dancing bear style party without a proven history of homosexuality. As an initiation into the company all male dancers must perform oral fellatio on 3 other male members to prove their homosexuality. It's these types of actions that have people in an uproar about this "company".


:lmao Kool might have to talk to the ol ballllllllllllll coachhhhhhhhhhhh after det one.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao Kool might have to talk to the ol ballllllllllllll coachhhhhhhhhhhh after det one.

:lol you play too much dawg...I don't know nothing about their history...all I know is I'm shaking my thong tonight...no homo shit involved...

[Koolaid_Man]

KM, please, please stop, just very disturbing imagery.

grow up...you ever watch porn? if so you've seen guys dicks all over the porn...in fact it's just as lakaluva once said...you actually want to see the dick in a porn flick..why? because it should remind you of yourself...and serve as a reminder of how your dick should be slamming into that pussy...without the actual dick visual then you simply have a women playing with herself...

[DPG21920]

:lol Caught with your pants down, literally. Claiming not to know the history because it just outed you. No big deal, actually makes a lot of sense. We know you're rich so you don't do it for the money. It's a pretty vile way to make a living, however since you are doing it because you love it, that's some deep-routed issues man.

But glad you finally admitted it and I actually think you have courage and I respect you more. 3 guys at once though is a bit much, you could have eased ST into this :lmao

[DPG21920]

grow up...you ever watch porn? if so you've seen guys dicks all over the porn...in fact it's just as lakaluva once said...you actually want to see the dick in a porn flick..why? because it should remind you of yourself...and serve as a reminder of how your dick should be slamming into that pussy...without the actual dick visual then you simply have a women playing with herself...

Damn, you must be CEO of Dancing Bear Style Parties with that type of talk :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Well Jam, talk to Koolaid Man about it.

And his intro was very very disturbing, I lost my lunch reading it.

Also laughable how KM can:
1) Equate points to value
2) Showed evidence of him having no concept of game pace
3) Take pride in making ladies puke all over the floor.


Scoring is what it's all about...in every sport...In baseball RBI's and home runs are hallowed in baseball...in hocky scoring the puck is what it's all about...in football scoring touchdowns is what we covet...in soccer scoring the goal is the key...in tennis it's all about the match point....basketball is no different points is value..points and scoring is everything....:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Caught with your pants down, literally. Claiming not to know the history because it just outed you. No big deal, actually makes a lot of sense. We know you're rich so you don't do it for the money. It's a pretty vile way to make a living, however since you are doing it because you love it, that's some deep-routed issues man.

But glad you finally admitted it and I actually think you have courage and I respect you more. 3 guys at once though is a bit much, you could have eased ST into this :lmao


:lol I'm glad you all ova this shit.... I'm going to a friends b-day party to shake my ass tonight in front of maybe 50 of her friends...I will do my best to imitate the dancing bear style parties...if they want to go there...

[Mal]

Not with this stupid coach. His system is all about shooting. Kobe is all about shooting. In any other system Lakers would benefit from Kirby`s absence. Kobe or not, somebody have to chunk 30 shots in less than 7 seconds.

[ambchang]

Scoring is what it's all about...in every sport...In baseball RBI's and home runs are hallowed in baseball...in hocky scoring the puck is what it's all about...in football scoring touchdowns is what we covet...in soccer scoring the goal is the key...in tennis it's all about the match point....basketball is no different points is value..points and scoring is everything....:lol

How about stopping the other team from scoring? Or helping your teammates score? Or facilitate an offense to help your teammate help another teammate score?

Probably too difficult for you, because you can only deal with simple "<", ">" type logic.

Maybe we should just hand the MVP to the top scorer of the league every year then.

[DPG21920]

:lol I'm glad you all ova this shit.... I'm going to a friends b-day party to shake my ass tonight in front of maybe 50 of her friends...I will do my best to imitate the dancing bear style parties...if they want to go there...

Dayum dog, didn't peg you for a liar. Did have you pegged as a homosexual (again, nothing wrong with that), but you clearly said you do dancing bear style parties. Now you are saying you are going to "imitate" them after I called you out :lmao

Even if you do imitate, that would mean you still have to perform crude sexual acts of a homosexual nature :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

How about stopping the other team from scoring? Or helping your teammates score? Or facilitate an offense to help your teammate help another teammate score?

Probably too difficult for you, because you can only deal with simple "<", ">" type logic.

Maybe we should just hand the MVP to the top scorer of the league every year then.

Kobe also has more assist than Duncan..and det should not be the case...Duncan passes out of the double teams should hit the open man for the shot everytime...and yet Kobe is also top 50 all time in assists...he's made a ton of players better...in fact Bruce Bowen wouldn't even be in the leauge if it wasn't for how good Kobe was..Pop didn't know what to do with Kobe he tried throwing the kitchen sink at that dude and finally settled on Bowen...who Kobe had his best years scoring against...

just like this one:

Bowen actually put both hands on the floor he got shook so bad :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x55VxeRs0Q

[Koolaid_Man]

Dayum dog, didn't peg you for a liar. Did have you pegged as a homosexual (again, nothing wrong with that), but you clearly said you do dancing bear style parties. Now you are saying you are going to "imitate" them after I called you out :lmao

Even if you do imitate, that would mean you still have to perform crude sexual acts of a homosexual nature :lol

[ambchang]

Iverson has more career assists than Kobe, better career assist and scoring average than Kobe. Does that make Iverson > Kobe?

[Koolaid_Man]

Dayum dog, didn't peg you for a liar. Did have you pegged as a homosexual (again, nothing wrong with that), but you clearly said you do dancing bear style parties. Now you are saying you are going to "imitate" them after I called you out :lmao

Even if you do imitate, that would mean you still have to perform crude sexual acts of a homosexual nature :lol


my OP stated dancing bear style party....style being the key word...I'm gonna be shaking it up bro...you want an invite...go online and check out dancing bear style parties...I'm always looking for neat ideas to please the ladies...I may have to set up a little show for you...I see you're more than curious ;-)

[Koolaid_Man]

Iverson has more career assists than Kobe, better career assist and scoring average than Kobe. Does that make Iverson > Kobe?

Iverson was asked to play point for some of his career...but he won't lead Kobe for long in assists...and as for scoring he's far behind on the all time list...so no it doesn't make Iverson better...it's all about titles and the all-time scoring list...that's what makes you better than Kobe...and Kobe is climbing that list real fast

[DPG21920]

The company is called Dancing Bear Style Parites you dummy :lol Style is not the key word - "As an initiation into the company all male dancers must perform oral fellatio on 3 other male members to prove their homosexuality" are the key words homie.

[benefactor]

:lmao Kool might have to talk to the ol ballllllllllllll coachhhhhhhhhhhh after det one.
:lol:lol

That's worse than loving Naruto.

[DPG21920]

Also, what a proper thread title. There are definitely some truth bombs coming out (no pun intended Kool ; ]) today.

[Koolaid_Man]

The company is called Dancing Bear Style Parites you dummy :lol Style is not the key word - "As an initiation into the company all male dancers must perform oral fellatio on 3 other male members to prove their homosexuality" are the key words homie.

Lol...I won't defend their company because I'm not associated with it. However your claims seem unsubstantiated

Where's your proof that's their policy...link please

[DPG21920]

Now you want nothing to do with it and links :lol You ridiculous dawg. Proof? I'm sure you got Monica Lewinsky type stain on your Nike's that's proof.

This just serves as another warning - don't think you can waltz around here undetected. Ima call you out all day err day when I see you acting the fool and lying. I get paid $500 a pop every time I put you in yo place :lol and Ima rich man today :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Now you want nothing to do with it and links :lol You ridiculous dawg. Proof? I'm sure you got Monica Lewinsky type stain on your Nike's that's proof.

This just serves as another warning - don't think you can waltz around here undetected. Ima call you out all day err day when I see you acting the fool and lying. I get paid $500 a pop every time I put you in yo place :lol and Ima rich man today :lol


So what u saying is you don't have links or proof and you made it all up?

Where's the proof that's their policy....regardless it doesn't change my plans to shake in my thong tonight..

It does make you seem angry about $500

[DPG21920]

That doesn't make any sense. You are a dancing bear and they are the worlds largest homosexual male strip dancers in the world. Now neal wit it.

[ambchang]

Iverson was asked to play point for some of his career...but he won't lead Kobe for long in assists...and as for scoring he's far behind on the all time list...so no it doesn't make Iverson better...it's all about titles and the all-time scoring list...that's what makes you better than Kobe...and Kobe is climbing that list real fast

Why are titles and all time scoring lists the defacto standards?

I prefer to use years with the Spurs, career points, rebounds and assists with the Spurs as the barometer, to which Kobe is worse off than Mengke Bateer.

[Koolaid_Man]

That doesn't make any sense. You are a dancing bear and they are the worlds largest homosexual male strip dancers in the world. Now neal wit it.

Grow up kid. Admit you lied and made it all up..that's the best way to save face..

I'm just doing a friend a favor tonight....who knows I may expand my friends with benefits network after tonights performance.

[DPG21920]

:lmao First you admit it. Then you back track and say you know nothing about it. Well, even if that is true, you seem damn interested in learning about a company now that you claimed you knew nothing about when you "learned" about their methods from me :lmao. Now you want links and all kinds of stuff. So either you work for them and already know like you said orrrrrrrr you don't and once learning about their ways you need links to do research.


You lose either way now and no saving face for you :lmao

Here's your proof: http://bit.ly/WseYMj

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao First you admit it. Then you back track and say you know nothing about it. Wesell, even if that is true, you seem damn interested in learning about a company now that you claimed you knew nothing about when you "learned" about their methods from me :lmao. Now you want links and all kinds of stuff. So either you work for them and already know like you said orrrrrrrr you don't and once learning about their ways you need links to do research.


You lose either way now and no saving face for you :lmao

Here's your proof: http://bit.ly/WseYMj

Ok. :depressed

[ambchang]

I expected Kool to get killed on this thread when I started it, just not this way.

[Killakobe81]

Lol Adande doesn't love Kobe ... Freely admits he was a Shaq guy but nice try ...the article already makes the point about Kobe's fgas no need to exaggerate. Now let the trolling continue ...proceed.

[LkrFan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_pooch_pee_espn.gif tbh

[midnightpulp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_pooch_pee_espn.gif tbh

But when they're sucking Kirby's dick, I bet you consider them the best sports' journalists working today.

[midnightpulp]

Kobe also has more assist than Duncan..and det should not be the case...Duncan passes out of the double teams should hit the open man for the shot everytime...and yet Kobe is also top 50 all time in assists...he's made a ton of players better...in fact Bruce Bowen wouldn't even be in the leauge if it wasn't for how good Kobe was..Pop didn't know what to do with Kobe he tried throwing the kitchen sink at that dude and finally settled on Bowen...who Kobe had his best years scoring against...

just like this one:

Bowen actually put both hands on the floor he got shook so bad :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x55VxeRs0Q

Ambchang shit on you. Quit spinning.

Your logic dictates that A.I. is a better player than Kirby. As well as K:lolrl Malone.

[KaiRMD1]

I went into this thread expecting to see some good little tit for tat about Kobe's numbers and Duncan's numbers and what do I get? From now on if I see Koolaid's name in a thread, I'm gonna stop reading it.

[LkrFan]

But when they're sucking Kirby's dick, I bet you consider them the best sports' journalists working today.
Never did. They sided with Shaq. Colorado was just furthered the phenomenon known as hating on Kobe.

[Clipper Nation]

Never did. They sided with Shaq. Colorado was just furthered the phenomenon known as hating on Kobe.

ESPN fellates Kobe and everything Laker-related, let's be real now....

[midnightpulp]

ESPN fellates Kobe and everything Laker-related, let's be real now....

Yep.

Typical headlines from ESPN after a Lakers win:

"Kobe's 34 points leads Lakers past [insert team]." (The fact he shot 11-32 in unimportant)

"Kobe's clutch 4th quarter rallies Lakers to win." (The fact he went 2-10 overall in the 4th is unimportant. All that matters is he hit a couple of key shots down the stretch)


ESPN loves that boy, with the exception of Henry Abbott.

[KaiRMD1]

I thought ESPN was on Lebron's nuts more?

[Juggity]

http://i.imgur.com/e84ID.jpg

[Leetonidas]

I don't have much time to play with yall today...I gotta get prepared for a dancing bear style party tonight... I will be playing the role of one of the male strippers tonight at a friends b-day party...these Ho's want some caramel chocolate and who better to perform than Kool? I plan to be flapping my dick all ova the place....

but real quick...

some numbers hit me today that all but renders Duncan's titles meaningless...if you consider Kobe a "true" sidekick during his first 3...This shit will blow you out the water...

Let's compare Kobe's first 3 titles (the infamous 'side-kick' 3-peat) with Duncan's first 3 titles:


Each succeeding year Kobe 'the 'side-kick'averaged 21.1 pts ; 29.4 pts ; & 26.6 ppg respectively in the playoffs of our 3 peat.

While Duncan averaged 23.2 pts, 24.7 pts, & 23.6 ppg respectively during the play-offs for his first 3 titles.

These numbers alone show that titles won in LA are much much much more valuable than titles won in SA...Kobe's numbers as a side-kick in LA are more impressive than Duncan's numbers as the primary go-to guy in SA...:lol

Further to my point - Kobe averaged 25.4pts, 5.9reb, and 5.13ast for the regular season during LA's 3-peat. Better than 95% of all players for those years.

Overall Kobe averaged 25.7pts, 5.83reb, and 5.09ast for the playoffs during LA's 3-peat.

You can't have your cake and eat it to Spur fan...either Shaq is better than Duncan or he's better than Kobe...however, you cannot present a valid argument that makes sense to the rest of the world that Duncan is better than Shaq and also better than Kobe....no reasonably sane person will buy it...

This should effectively end the Kobe vs Shaq debate (who were co-equals) and more importantly Kobe vs. Duncan.


Imma wear my leopard print thong tonight :lol

:cry only PPG matters :cry

[Jodelo]

http://i.imgur.com/e84ID.jpg

Is that for real? :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

I thought ESPN was on Lebron's nuts more?

Less than 5 min after posting the below quote you post the ^ above quote...what a piece of work....:lol so much for being a man of your word


I went into this thread expecting to see some good little tit for tat about Kobe's numbers and Duncan's numbers and what do I get? From now on if I see Koolaid's name in a thread, I'm gonna stop reading it.

[Koolaid_Man]

I expected Kool to get killed on this thread when I started it, just not this way.

thought you might like to know what I wore last night....

http://www.undergear.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-undergear-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=AK858&src=UGGPLA&cm_ven=GooglePLA&cm_cat=underwear-bikinis&cm_pla=Male%20Power%25AE%20Herringbone%20Bikini&cm_ite=AK858&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=AK858

[Koolaid_Man]

:cry only PPG matters :cry

they do when your the so called leader of your team....

[BoricuaCJA]

they do when your the so called leader of your team....
Career stats
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/r/russebi01.html

Random year chosen for the Celtics when he played.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/BOS/1959.html
Hmmmmm, PPG matter when your the leader of your team you say?

Bill Russell wasn't even in the top 2 PPG on his team.

[Koolaid_Man]

Career stats
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/r/russebi01.html

Random year chosen for the Celtics when he played.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/BOS/1959.html
Hmmmmm, PPG matter when your the leader of your team you say?

Bill Russell wasn't even in the top 2 PPG on his team.

perhaps and if so he was just as inept as Tim Duncan....those two guys are 2 peas in a pod...some of the most over-rated big men to ever play the game...both had games that were lame as fuck...the NBA just threw a bone at Russell so he wouldn't feel marginalized...dude was soft and played in an era where he looked dominant...same with Duncan he's 4-1 all-time head to head with Kobe

[Koolaid_Man]

perhaps and if so he was just as inept as Tim Duncan....those two guys are 2 peas in a pod...some of the most over-rated big men to ever play the game...both had games that were lame as fuck...the NBA just threw a bone at Russell so he wouldn't feel marginalized...dude was soft and played in an era where he looked dominant...same with Duncan he's 4-1 all-time head to head with Kobe

correction he's actually 1-4

[Cry Havoc]

The thing that is most readily apparent to me in this article is how much of a moron Gutierrez is.


So, you're telling me Steve Nash might not improve the Lakers that much, but Ray Felton in a D'Antoni-like offense is good enough to be the second-best guy on an elite team?

So you mean that a team with the best record in the East is better than a lottery-bound team in the West? :wow Shocking. God what a tool.


Actually, when healthy, the Lakers' and Knicks' rosters almost mirror each other, with the Lakers missing only a version of Steve Novak.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao