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KoolAid Mans Brother
12-22-2012, 11:00 PM
?

TimDunkem
12-22-2012, 11:03 PM
It tastes good.

mouse
12-22-2012, 11:11 PM
Because you are what you eat.

DD
12-22-2012, 11:14 PM
Slaves lived off soul food...it's genetic

blkroadrunners
12-22-2012, 11:32 PM
Add some hot sauce to that and now we're talking.

Wild Cobra
12-22-2012, 11:36 PM
Why do black people love fried chicken so much?


Why do white people love fried chicken so much?

Woo Bum-kon
12-22-2012, 11:39 PM
I believe a scholar once quipped (paraphrasing), "If you don't like fried chicken, something must be wrong with you."

Trill Clinton
12-23-2012, 12:00 AM
wack thread

http://i49.tinypic.com/2hrom00.gif

purplengold
12-23-2012, 02:26 AM
who don't like fried chicken besides pussy ass vegans n health nuts?

Wild Cobra
12-23-2012, 03:23 AM
who don't like fried chicken besides pussy ass vegans n health nuts?
Why would a health nut not like Chicken?

purplengold
12-23-2012, 03:41 AM
Why would a health nut not like Chicken?

fried chicken, emphasis on da word fried.

Wild Cobra
12-23-2012, 04:10 AM
fried chicken, emphasis on da word fried.
Your right.

Please excuse my ADD.

Avante
12-23-2012, 04:19 AM
If you have roots to western Africa, just add some fried chicken and it gives you this ability.


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DMC
12-23-2012, 12:12 PM
I love fried chicken too. mmmm

purplengold
12-23-2012, 12:18 PM
dick munching cuck up there prolly eat more fried chicken than all of LA.

Saved By Zero
12-23-2012, 12:20 PM
It tastes good.

Damn right it does.

Koolaid_Man
12-23-2012, 01:50 PM
?

I look forward to seeing you at family X-mas dinner brother....also I love the rhetorical question thread you started...we should have good laugh about it over our fried chicken X-mas dinner soon...

also I heard aunt Betty is baking water-melon pot pies....ohhh I can't wait....

mavs>spurs
12-23-2012, 03:02 PM
chicken isn't even a black person food, it's not like were taking about livers, gizzards, and chitlins with a side of n!gger eyed peas over here

Wild Cobra
12-24-2012, 05:20 AM
What would be your last meal?

White Person: Lobster,Steak, Shrimp, Hamburger,

Black Person: Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese(with shredded cheese on top) Taters and Gravy,Greens

Watch NBA TV sometime they have a discussion on this. Kinda
So you learned your racism from TV rather than your parents?

Latarian Milton
12-24-2012, 06:19 AM
niggas ain't likin' chicken imho but they just choose it over red meat cuz it's much cheaper, knowing that most niggas (not including professional athletes, of course) have far less income than white people. plus most niggas are too dumb to know that chicks are generally fed with hormone, which makes a chick grow from an egg into an adult in less than 3 months.

ErnestLynch
12-24-2012, 10:33 AM
Beef has a lot of hormones in it as well. We are all slowly being poisoned by big agriculture. On a side note, the first GMO fish hits the market this year. Yay for Frankenfood !!

Trill Clinton
12-24-2012, 11:54 AM
why do white men like to shoot up schools, kill innocent people and then take the coward way out and commit suicide?

KoolAid Mans Brother
12-24-2012, 01:11 PM
why do white men like to shoot up schools, kill innocent people and then take the coward way out and commit suicide?

Inaccurate analogy tbh.... Only one out of 4 billion white men like to shoot up schools, whereas every moon cricket gracing God's green earth loves fried chicken.

Trill Clinton
12-24-2012, 01:17 PM
eating fried chicken is universally accepted by all races.

this thread is evidence of that.

shooting up schools and killing innocent children is something that is unique to the white male.

step ya troll game up you pig skinned dog haired cracka lol.

lefty
12-24-2012, 01:29 PM
They also have a tendency to wait 30 minutes for the elevator just to get to the 1st floor

KoolAid Mans Brother
12-24-2012, 01:32 PM
And take 15 minutes to pull out of a parking spot when they know someone is waiting for the spot.

El Chorizo
12-24-2012, 01:36 PM
Pollo frito!!

Dark Gable
12-24-2012, 01:57 PM
It tastes good.

Keeping it simple. :tu Same reason so many people eat pizza.

johnsmith
12-24-2012, 01:59 PM
eating fried chicken is universally accepted by all races.

this thread is evidence of that.

shooting up schools and killing innocent children is something that is unique to the white male.

step ya troll game up you pig skinned dog haired cracka lol.

Except for that Asian kid at v tech....man, Georgia jumpers sure do like fried chicken.

Trill Clinton
12-24-2012, 02:04 PM
Except for that Asian kid at v tech....man, Georgia jumpers sure do like fried chicken.
lol now i regret posting that t-pain song about you.

ever since i did that you've been quoting me just as much as you do avante.

mouse
12-24-2012, 02:33 PM
which makes a chick grow from an egg into an adult in less than 3 months.

Don't you really mean Evolved from and egg? The egg actually stays the same size it doesn't grow any larger.

BRHornet45
12-25-2012, 04:44 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58qtdRQHL1qf2ikno1_400.gif

Boris
12-26-2012, 06:18 PM
Munchies

Creepn
12-26-2012, 06:41 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58qtdRQHL1qf2ikno1_400.gif

Only an Uncle Tom would post that gif to please his white overlords.

You continue to disappoint me Br, tsk tsk tsk.

Woo Bum-kon
12-26-2012, 08:11 PM
Only an Uncle Tom would post that gif to please his white overlords.

You continue to disappoint me Br, tsk tsk tsk.

I've never heard of a white Uncle Tom.

O.J. Simpson
12-26-2012, 10:01 PM
I've never heard of a white Uncle Tom.

:lol Exactly, thinking BRfevertrees has a drop of Negro in him.

Creepn
12-27-2012, 12:30 AM
I've never heard of a white Uncle Tom.

OH!

Well excuse me BR! That would explain a lot. That gif, I believe, is top 10 in the classical white trollmanship repertoire no?

DMX7
12-27-2012, 12:39 AM
BR is a republican. That should have given it away.

jermaine
12-27-2012, 07:49 AM
Why do white people like there meat uncooked? Medium rare yal call it!

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-27-2012, 11:58 AM
Why do white people like there meat uncooked? Medium rare yal call it!
Guilty as charged :lol

Leetonidas
12-27-2012, 12:13 PM
I believe a scholar once quipped (paraphrasing), "If you don't like fried chicken, something must be wrong with you."

-Dave Chappelle

cantthinkofanything
12-27-2012, 12:22 PM
and by the way, white people invented fried chicken. probably part of a large conspiracy to keep the brother down by addicting him to something that will raise his triglycerides and cholesterol.

Trill Clinton
12-27-2012, 12:41 PM
now i want some popeyes. spicy recipe of course.

Clipper Nation
12-27-2012, 03:55 PM
Fried chicken is fucking delicious, tbh...

DeadlyDynasty
12-27-2012, 06:39 PM
Why do white people like there meat uncooked? Medium rare yal call it!

Because it's nice when you can taste your food.

rascal
12-27-2012, 06:55 PM
Because it's nice when you can taste your food.

You like the taste of blood?

DeadlyDynasty
12-27-2012, 07:06 PM
You like the taste of blood?

Much better than eating charcoal

Wild Cobra
12-28-2012, 04:05 AM
Why do white people like there meat uncooked? Medium rare yal call it!
Medium rare is too well done...

Wild Cobra
12-28-2012, 04:06 AM
Kentucky Fried Chicken anyone?

chunticakes
12-28-2012, 10:26 AM
original recipe please.

chunticakes
12-28-2012, 10:27 AM
kfc reheats much better than popeyes tbh...

Wild Cobra
12-28-2012, 10:47 AM
kfc reheats much better than popeyes tbh...
I agree, and I only like the original recipe too.

I also love those fresh watermelons from Hermiston every year.

Creepn
12-28-2012, 10:57 AM
I agree, and I only like the original recipe too.

I also love those fresh watermelons from Hermiston every year.

So what's next? You like grape soda? Orange soda? You racist bastard you.

KoolAid Mans Brother
12-28-2012, 11:04 AM
Kentucky Fried Chicken anyone?


http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/dd39107f54ec317ddcb6ccd14e425ef0.gif

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 11:08 AM
kfc reheats much better than popeyes tbh...

uhh yuck!

who eats leftover chicken?

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 11:16 AM
uhh yuck!

who eats leftover chicken?

motherfucker, that shit is good. I'll eat it cold, straight from the fridge. Only homemade though. If it's fast food fried chicken, I don't usually save it.

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 11:28 AM
motherfucker, that shit is good. I'll eat it cold, straight from the fridge. Only homemade though. If it's fast food fried chicken, I don't usually save it.


ewww cold too?!

hell naw. i can't eat leftover fried chicken fam.

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 11:49 AM
ewww cold too?!

hell naw. i can't eat leftover fried chicken fam.

you're missing out. If there's left over mashed potatoes and gravy, you heat those up real hot. Then dip the chicken in it.
But even by itself, cold fried chicken...yum.

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 11:53 AM
you're missing out. If there's left over mashed potatoes and gravy, you heat those up real hot. Then dip the chicken in it.
But even by itself, cold fried chicken...yum.


i'll pass on that.

i don't like eating cold meats no homo.

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 11:57 AM
i'll pass on that.

i don't like eating cold meats no homo.

yeah...you better add that ninja

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 12:09 PM
lol

I. Hustle
12-28-2012, 01:02 PM
Who the hell DOESN'T like fried chicken? Especially with a little hot sauce IN the batter. MMM mmmm, son!

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 01:29 PM
yea i don't know how the stereotype of blacks and fried chicken, watermelon, sould food, etc got started.

obviously by some ignorant cac.

i went to cracker barrell for the first time last month and it was full of white folk stuffing their faces with the same greasy soul food they claim we eat.

the menu was full of "black people" food.

i turned around and saw this old cac muching on some chicken n dumplings. when he saw me looking at him he gave me a sly smile and shrugged.

i just shook my head.

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 02:42 PM
yea i don't know how the stereotype of blacks and fried chicken, watermelon, sould food, etc got started.

obviously by some ignorant cac.

i went to cracker barrell for the first time last month and it was full of white folk stuffing their faces with the same greasy soul food they claim we eat.

the menu was full of "black people" food.

i turned around and saw this old cac muching on some chicken n dumplings. when he saw me looking at him he gave me a sly smile and shrugged.

i just shook my head.

:lol

why you think they call it Cracker Barrel?

DeadlyDynasty
12-28-2012, 02:54 PM
Are there cracker barrels where normal people live? The only ones i've ever seen were off highways in podunk towns.

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 02:56 PM
Are there cracker barrels where normal people live? The only ones i've ever seen were off highways in podunk towns.

nigga is you serious???

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 03:13 PM
:lol

why you think they call it Cracker Barrel?


haha i know and that's why i avoided going so long.

i tried to give them a shot and i will no longer be going back.

lebomb
12-28-2012, 04:18 PM
There are more redneck ass racist backwood country fucks in thishere thread than a niggra eva seent. Damn!

By the way, Im cravin some yardbird with hotsauce right mufaukin now.

cantthinkofanything
12-28-2012, 04:22 PM
There are more redneck ass racist backwood country fucks in thishere thread than a niggra eva seent. Damn!

By the way, Im cravin some yardbird with hotsauce right mufaukin now.

I'm guessing "yardbird" is black for "penis"?

Creepn
12-28-2012, 04:25 PM
There are more redneck ass racist backwood country fucks in thishere thread than a niggra eva seent. Damn!

By the way, Im cravin some yardbird with hotsauce right mufaukin now.

Spurstalk is definitely a sister site from stormfront no doubt.

Trill Clinton
12-28-2012, 04:43 PM
There are more redneck ass racist backwood country fucks in thishere thread than a niggra eva seent. Damn!

By the way, Im cravin some yardbird with hotsauce right mufaukin now.

white people are infatuated with black people.

admiration+fear tends to do that to people.

lebomb
12-28-2012, 07:06 PM
I'm guessing "yardbird" is black for "penis"?

Damn, everything means penis to you. I guess you need a good dickin from a mandingo. I aint the one tho son. I likes tha kitty. :hat

Wild Cobra
12-29-2012, 02:52 AM
yea i don't know how the stereotype of blacks and fried chicken, watermelon, sould food, etc got started.

obviously by some ignorant cac.

i went to cracker barrell for the first time last month and it was full of white folk stuffing their faces with the same greasy soul food they claim we eat.

the menu was full of "black people" food.

i turned around and saw this old cac muching on some chicken n dumplings. when he saw me looking at him he gave me a sly smile and shrugged.

i just shook my head.
Funny, the only people I ever heard that claims its a black thing, are blacks. I get pretty tired of saying something innocent, and having people think I am making a racial statement. Why does the black culture propagate these stereotypes?

Creepn
12-29-2012, 03:33 AM
Funny, the only people I ever heard that claims its a black thing, are blacks. I get pretty tired of saying something innocent, and having people think I am making a racial statement. Why does the black culture propagate these stereotypes?

Seriously man? The fourth post of this thread is some stupid white guy saying that it's in the genes for blacks to eat soul food.

Wild Cobra
12-29-2012, 03:38 AM
I didn't know Yardbirds was a black thing. Glad to stay educated on these forums...

HU5zqidlxMQ

lefty
12-29-2012, 03:56 AM
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lebomb
12-29-2012, 02:29 PM
LMAO at whitefolks being scared and threated by all races in 2012-13.

lebomb
12-29-2012, 02:30 PM
Also, WTF do white people like Mac n Cheese and whole milk so gottdayum much???

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-29-2012, 04:49 PM
yea i don't know how the stereotype of blacks and fried chicken, watermelon, sould food, etc got started.

obviously by some ignorant cac.

i went to cracker barrell for the first time last month and it was full of white folk stuffing their faces with the same greasy soul food they claim we eat.

the menu was full of "black people" food.

i turned around and saw this old cac muching on some chicken n dumplings. when he saw me looking at him he gave me a sly smile and shrugged.

i just shook my head.

:lmao going to cracker barrel

Oh, Gee!!
12-30-2012, 04:13 PM
if you grew up in the south you would probably be more familiar with the stereotype. Its just one of those things that we grew up knowing.

Wild Cobra
12-30-2012, 04:33 PM
if you grew up in the south you would probably be more familiar with the stereotype. Its just one of those things that we grew up knowing.
Yep. Grew up learning negative racial stereotypes that re not true with all people.

Shame on you parents.

Oh, Gee!!
12-30-2012, 04:44 PM
Yep. Grew up learning negative racial stereotypes that re not true with all people.

Shame on you parents.

I didnt say I believed the stereotypes [or the source of the passed-down knowledge] just that certain stereotypes were treated as matters of fact when I was growing up.

Oh, Gee!!
12-30-2012, 04:48 PM
Knowledge should be used in italics or quotes but im using a smartphone so I cant do punctuation easily

KL2
12-30-2012, 08:08 PM
The real question should be why do black people love big white women so much? Seems pretty exclusive to just the black community.

lebomb
12-30-2012, 08:17 PM
The real question should be why do black people love big white women so much? Seems pretty exclusive to just the black community.


I like all women, but my preference is definitely not white womenz. I prefer the latinas with tiggo bitties and fawtboxes. :hat Im a niggra :(

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-30-2012, 08:29 PM
:monkey

Latarian Milton
12-30-2012, 09:01 PM
its not that blacks love white women imho, white bitches love them niggas for their big cocks n they wouldn't scruple to cheat on their legal spouses in order to get wet with niggas who have dicks twice the size of their husbands'

DMC
12-30-2012, 11:24 PM
eating fried chicken is universally accepted by all races.

this thread is evidence of that.

shooting up schools and killing innocent children is something that is unique to the white male.

step ya troll game up you pig skinned dog haired cracka lol.

Blacks just shoot one child at a time, and even then only if the child has a new pair of Jordans.

DMC
12-30-2012, 11:26 PM
The real question should be why do black people love big white women so much? Seems pretty exclusive to just the black community.

Big white women need love too, and since white guys won't fuck them, except military guys on a bet or an initiation (known has hogging), it makes easy pickings for a lint headed brother. It's like getting a Benz but the SUV model. You ain't really got a Benz, you just have the ornament.

Woo Bum-kon
12-30-2012, 11:40 PM
Blacks just shoot one child at a time, and even then only if the child has a new pair of Jordans.

You failed to take into account stray bullets from drive-by's and gang shootouts.

Trill Clinton
12-31-2012, 12:06 AM
The real question should be why do black people love big white women so much? Seems pretty exclusive to just the black community.

ugh where did this come from????? lol

every brotha i see who swirls has a bad white bish

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2f4aaf368ac06e8ad2b3a7e8eb2909d/tumblr_mezi22hMPo1rg95u4o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec0c1Q8J31rgocz0o1_500.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/2mpehcl.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb939c69f5c7fbd4f0d19034f767aecc/tumblr_mfmc57CrLJ1rgqctro1_500.jpg


lol since its sunday i'll take it easy on ya'll and not ask anymore "why white men" questions. lord knows i have some ether that will hurt a lot of peoples feelings when i do.

Wild Cobra
12-31-2012, 04:01 AM
I didnt say I believed the stereotypes [or the source of the passed-down knowledge] just that certain stereotypes were treated as matters of fact when I was growing up.
So, what I said is pretty much true.

Wild Cobra
12-31-2012, 04:02 AM
The real question should be why do black people love big white women so much? Seems pretty exclusive to just the black community.
I wonder if the stereotype I heard is true...

Wild Cobra
12-31-2012, 04:06 AM
its not that blacks love white women imho, white bitches love them niggas for their big cocks n they wouldn't scruple to cheat on their legal spouses in order to get wet with niggas who have dicks twice the size of their husbands'
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

Vagina
12-31-2012, 11:14 AM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

My lips tell a different story.

Oh, Gee!!
12-31-2012, 11:29 AM
So, what I said is pretty much true.

that not all stereotypes are true? wow, way to go out on a limb. idiot.

Henry Swanson
12-31-2012, 02:15 PM
It's probably because chicken in general has always been cheap. The black/african american/negro has always been rather poor and having to live off of food that is easily accessable.
It is only recently that they have been able to acquire more wealth through their physical abilities and musical talents. Before we (being the white man) used them as tools to cook our meals, harvest our crops, drive our cars, etc. etc. but now we have found that they have talents to entertain. So we throw some money at a portion of them in order to keep the hopes up of those that will definately not reach that status. You have to spend money to make money. We throw some at a few and all the others run out and buy their clothing lines, music, movies, etc. and the money flows right back into our pockets.

So yes, fried chicken is delicious.

Trill Clinton
12-31-2012, 02:37 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

http://i48.tinypic.com/35iajgy.png

so you've had women tell you this?

not a woman, but women. meaning more than one.

why are you discussing black mens junk with these women doggie?

i mean, i know a lot of white males over the age of 40 tend to start acting on homosexual fantasies but i hope this isn't the case for you.

O.J. Simpson
12-31-2012, 02:43 PM
Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Holy Fuck, what a faggot.

Trill Clinton
12-31-2012, 02:45 PM
:lol

thunderup
12-31-2012, 02:46 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

:lmao way to own yourself

djohn2oo8
12-31-2012, 02:55 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

What a cuck.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2012, 03:07 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

This goes back to how you're really funny when you accidentally own yourself.

"Before anyone tries to own me on this, let me give an anecdote about how I have conversations with women about black cocks."

Oh, Gee!!
12-31-2012, 03:13 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

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DeadlyDynasty
12-31-2012, 03:22 PM
Wild Cobra is my fav poster much like Romo is my fav player to watch. Both walking disasters

resistanze
12-31-2012, 03:35 PM
Oh wow, another WC classic.

DeadlyDynasty
12-31-2012, 03:40 PM
It's probably because chicken in general has always been cheap. The black/african american/negro has always been rather poor and having to live off of food that is easily accessable.
It is only recently that they have been able to acquire more wealth through their physical abilities and musical talents. Before we (being the white man) used them as tools to cook our meals, harvest our crops, drive our cars, etc. etc. but now we have found that they have talents to entertain. So we throw some money at a portion of them in order to keep the hopes up of those that will definately not reach that status. You have to spend money to make money. We throw some at a few and all the others run out and buy their clothing lines, music, movies, etc. and the money flows right back into our pockets.

So yes, fried chicken is delicious.

BOOM. HEADSHOT.

Creepn
12-31-2012, 03:40 PM
Lol women giving WC the after sex pity pillow talk.

Creepn
12-31-2012, 03:46 PM
It's probably because chicken in general has always been cheap. The black/african american/negro has always been rather poor and having to live off of food that is easily accessable.
It is only recently that they have been able to acquire more wealth through their physical abilities and musical talents. Before we (being the white man) used them as tools to cook our meals, harvest our crops, drive our cars, etc. etc. but now we have found that they have talents to entertain. So we throw some money at a portion of them in order to keep the hopes up of those that will definately not reach that status. You have to spend money to make money. We throw some at a few and all the others run out and buy their clothing lines, music, movies, etc. and the money flows right back into our pockets.

So yes, fried chicken is delicious.

Sooooo in other words, black people have more talents than whites, so you guys go out and throw money at them for that quality service?

That's what I got from that post.

Henry Swanson
12-31-2012, 04:05 PM
Sooooo in other words, black people have more talents than whites, so you guys go out and throw money at them for that quality service?

That's what I got from that post.

Pretty darn close. Would I rather watch black people play sports? Yes, they are far more gifted athletically. Would I rather listen to a black woman sing? Yes, for the most part they can carry a tune much better. Would I rather laugh at a black man on stage? Yes, they are way funnier.

Now, would i want a black man to do my taxes? LOL! Would I want a black man to tailor my suits? No, that's what Italians are for? Do I want a black man landscaping my lawn? Nope, Mexicans. Do I want a black man cooking my food? Uuumm maybe a black woman.

So, of course they are more talented in some ways. The ways that entertain me and take my mind off the more serious things that they cannot do.

Creepn
12-31-2012, 04:11 PM
Pretty darn close. Would I rather watch black people play sports? Yes, they are far more gifted athletically. Would I rather listen to a black woman sing? Yes, for the most part they can carry a tune much better. Would I rather laugh at a black man on stage? Yes, they are way funnier.

Now, would i want a black man to do my taxes? LOL! Would I want a black man to tailor my suits? No, that's what Italians are for? Do I want a black man landscaping my lawn? Nope, Mexicans. Do I want a black man cooking my food? Uuumm maybe a black woman.

So, of course they are more talented in some ways. The ways that entertain me and take my mind off the more serious things that they cannot do.
So basically EVERYBODY is more talented than you in every aspect of your life that you have to pay people to babysit you. Gotcha.

Creepn
12-31-2012, 04:17 PM
Also, why do people make it seem it takes a rocket scientist to do taxes? I do it every year. It's a pain in the ass but it's not a big deal.

I. Hustle
12-31-2012, 04:17 PM
LOL what does any of this stuff have to do with the deliciousness that is fried chicken?

What's the side of choice? Fries? Mashed taters? Macaroni?

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2012, 04:22 PM
Also, why do people make it seem it takes a rocket scientist to do taxes? I do it every year. It's a pain in the ass but it's not a big deal.

I couldn't agree with this enough, especially when I hear about people who aren't even itemizing their deductions but paying a CPA to do their taxes. Unless you have something peculiar about your taxes or if you're ultra rich, doing your taxes is as easy as entering shit onto a computer.

There might be random shit you're missing out on because the tax code has random shit people who don't have education in tax would think of, but the tax savings of that random shit probably adds up to less than what you'd be paying a CPA.

Henry Swanson
12-31-2012, 04:37 PM
So basically EVERYBODY is more talented than you in every aspect of your life that you have to pay people to babysit you. Gotcha.

So you make all of your own rap music? You make all of your extra long jean shorts and extra long t-shirts with gold dollar signs? No, Little Wayne "sings" your music, little Chang makes your clothes.

How is it babysitting? It's called consumerism. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless it was explained in a rap lyric. It's ok though, it's those differences that make the world go around. You can't have one without the other.

resistanze
12-31-2012, 05:14 PM
I couldn't agree with this enough, especially when I hear about people who aren't even itemizing their deductions but paying a CPA to do their taxes. Unless you have something peculiar about your taxes or if you're ultra rich, doing your taxes is as easy as entering shit onto a computer.

There might be random shit you're missing out on because the tax code has random shit people who don't have education in tax would think of, but the tax savings of that random shit probably adds up to less than what you'd be paying a CPA.
+1. You must severe brain damage not to be able to do your taxes in 2012 (the average person). Software programs like TurboTax have gotten to the point where they literally hold your hold throughout the process and even suggest ways to maximize your return based on your entries.

RollingStoned
12-31-2012, 05:31 PM
LOL what does any of this stuff have to do with the deliciousness that is fried chicken?

What's the side of choice? Fries? Mashed taters? Macaroni?

Waffles.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2012, 05:32 PM
It's particularly sad when University students pay people to prepare their taxes when ProSeries (basically the premier program Big 4 firms use) is available for free in the library :lol

Creepn
12-31-2012, 06:24 PM
Sounds like something m<s would do.

Wild Cobra
01-01-2013, 03:32 AM
Lol women giving WC the after sex pity pillow talk.
You idiots are amazing how you jump to conclusion. Both black women I have been with have commented about my size as they believed the stereotype. Besides, if guys are much bigger than me, I feel sorry for them. Much bigger, and you will never know they joy of being deep throated.

JoeChalupa
01-02-2013, 05:11 PM
I switched to baked chicken awhile back.

mrsmaalox
01-02-2013, 05:19 PM
:lmao :lmao "the joy of being deep throated"!!

CuckingFunt
01-02-2013, 05:22 PM
:lmao :lmao "the joy of being deep throated"!!

My stomach turned.

DUNCANownsKOBE
01-02-2013, 05:24 PM
:lmao :lmao "the joy of being deep throated"!!

:lmao:lmao holy shit didn't even notice that

DUNCANownsKOBE
01-02-2013, 05:25 PM
you will never know they joy of being deep throated.

quoted incase he tries to edit/delete

redzero
01-02-2013, 05:26 PM
Wild Cobra, please tell us more.

CuckingFunt
01-02-2013, 05:27 PM
:lmao:lmao holy shit didn't even notice that

Sadly, it's not the first time he's waxed poetical about being deep throated.

I. Hustle
01-02-2013, 05:30 PM
aaahhhhh the joys of being throated deeply.

resistanze
01-02-2013, 05:36 PM
:lmao It never ends.

DisAsTerBot
01-02-2013, 05:43 PM
My stomach turned.

that can happen sometimes

bus driver
01-02-2013, 06:06 PM
are chicken strips consider fried chicken? i like chicken strips better than fried bone in chicken

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 06:55 PM
You idiots are amazing how you jump to conclusion. Both black women I have been with have commented about my size as they believed the stereotype. Besides, if guys are much bigger than me, I feel sorry for them. Much bigger, and you will never know they joy of being deep throated.

lmao at some sistas fucking with you.

i don't believe that and if you did pull a sister i bet she was ugly as sin too.

you out here fucking broads that look like whoopie goldberg fam?
http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/beli.png @ you enjoying being deep throated

mavs>spurs
01-02-2013, 07:09 PM
what the hell are you talking about dumb n!gger, black chicks are who hit on me the most they're easy...they're in low demand imho

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 07:47 PM
cody, stop it.

you don't believe that shit so why should i? lol

the only sistas desperate enough to to fuck with white boys are gold digging broads. ya'll are suckers to sexy nubian queens who show you the slightest amount of attention. you can keep em'.

and dpg already exposed you as a broke college kid so we know you not even getting the gold diggers.

mavs>spurs
01-02-2013, 07:52 PM
that's retarded...black women prefer white men to n!ggers. at work there's this fine ass black chick with the baddest ass porn star body and she's fucking my white friend..he's straight dogging that hoe out and milking her for all shes worth no strings attached. i once created one of those online dating accounts just for shits and giggles and it was ridiculous how many n!gga bitches hit me up on that damn thing..some of em had big tits and ass but i just can't take a black chick seriously in a relationship. of any ethnicity, black chicks are the ones who come on to me the most. it's becuase they're low value and easy to get. white women are generally the most pretentious and hard to get to, then hispanics, then blacks. most black women hate black men (say they aren't real men at all) and are very desperate. don't you check that monkey ass worldstarhiphop.com? every other week there's a new black chick posting a rant video about how lame black dudes are.

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 08:11 PM
congrats to your friend for finding him a slut.

broads on online dating sites are desperate so that doesn't suprise me(if true).

lol you love worldstar don't you? keep it real fam.

mavs>spurs
01-02-2013, 08:26 PM
just callin it right down the line homie, no offense but i didn't fire the first shot just sharing my real world experiences in response to what you said a couple posts up. i could have 90% of black women any time i want.

Latarian Milton
01-02-2013, 08:50 PM
black bitches are scraps left behind by niggas when they can easily get white sluts for free. niggas are the top of the food chain imho

Koolaid_Man
01-02-2013, 08:56 PM
that's retarded...black women prefer white men to n!ggers. at work there's this fine ass black chick with the baddest ass porn star body and she's fucking my white friend..he's straight dogging that hoe out and milking her for all shes worth no strings attached. i once created one of those online dating accounts because I was desperate as fuck and it was ridiculous how many n!gga bitches hit me up on that damn thing..some of em had big tits and ass but i just can't take a black chick seriously in a relationship. of any ethnicity, black chicks are the ones who come on to me the most. it's becuase they're low value and easy to get. white women are generally the most pretentious and hard to get to, then hispanics, then blacks. most black women hate black men (say they aren't real men at all) and are very desperate. don't you check that monkey ass worldstarhiphop.com? every other week there's a new black chick posting a rant video about how lame black dudes are.

^ FIFY - now keep it real from here on out lil homie.:lol..anytime you creating online accounts to holla at ho's your the epitome of pathetic dawg...you just can't stop with all the fucking lies...worse than a got dam Ho...

Creepn
01-02-2013, 09:41 PM
Lol Cody thinks he's pimp because he gets cute little inbox notifications. That's pretty pathetic basing how easy to get black girls by the number of notifications. Bet most of them were porn invites anyway.

Koolaid_Man
01-02-2013, 09:50 PM
Lol Cody thinks he's pimp because he gets cute little inbox notifications. That's pretty pathetic basing how easy to get black girls by the number of notifications. Bet most of them were porn invites anyway.


unfucking believable :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Is that that Spam mail shit they flood your inbox with......:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao this fucking guy is the biggest clown since Barnum and Bailey....

Creepn
01-02-2013, 09:59 PM
unfucking believable :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Is that that Spam mail shit they flood your inbox with......:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao this fucking guy is the biggest clown since Barnum and Bailey....

Lmao man Kool, I wouldn't be suprised this dumb muthafucka mistook all those notifications he got from those "big tit black girls" who actually makes a living preying off desperate young men like him to pay $59.99 to view their webcams as real potential dates.

Koolaid_Man
01-02-2013, 10:05 PM
Lmao man Kool, I wouldn't be suprised this dumb muthafucka mistook all those notifications he got from those "big tit black girls" who actually makes a living preying off desperate young men like him to pay $59.99 to view their webcams as real potential dates.


:lmao man that's really fucked up... :lmao this fucking guy is like the KING of self OWNAGE he just can't stop...

:lol @ his Black Web Cam Bitches...I can see why he thinks they're low grade....:lmao

man I tell ya...this shit right here is THE fucking way to start off the year....:lmao

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 10:17 PM
black bitches are scraps left behind by niggas when they can easily get white sluts for free. niggas are the top of the food chain imho
shut yo ass up lol

i can't take anything you say serious because your asian. *trill shrug* you guys are hit or miss. either you're the asian that hoops and is cool with the niggas or you're lame.

nobody takes you serious doggie.

fuck outta here you odd job ass nigga lol.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2071/2312839338_90ac117497_o.jpg

just callin it right down the line homie, no offense but i didn't fire the first shot just sharing my real world experiences in response to what you said a couple posts up. i could have 90% of black women any time i want.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27453238.jpg


its obvious that ether i dropped with the brothas who all had gorgeous white bitches.

don't make me post more photos of brothas with badder white bitches than you ever pulled in your life.

meanwhile you crackas are wifing up our washed up goldiggers with a hairline that rivals lebron's. scust.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/ybfchic/March%202012/article-0-1251E57C000005DC-247_468x623.jpg
http://www.imperfectenjoyment.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/naomi-campbell-hairline.jpg

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 10:18 PM
Lol Cody thinks he's pimp because he gets cute little inbox notifications. That's pretty pathetic basing how easy to get black girls by the number of notifications. Bet most of them were porn invites anyway.


unfucking believable :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Is that that Spam mail shit they flood your inbox with......:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao this fucking guy is the biggest clown since Barnum and Bailey....


Lmao man Kool, I wouldn't be suprised this dumb muthafucka mistook all those notifications he got from those "big tit black girls" who actually makes a living preying off desperate young men like him to pay $59.99 to view their webcams as real potential dates.


:lmao man that's really fucked up... :lmao this fucking guy is like the KING of self OWNAGE he just can't stop...

:lol @ his Black Web Cam Bitches...I can see why he thinks they're low grade....:lmao

man I tell ya...this shit right here is THE fucking way to start off the year....:lmao

happy 2013 niggas!!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Trill Clinton
01-02-2013, 10:20 PM
oh my bad milton. i'm high. disregard my post homie, i agree.

Bruce Wayne
01-02-2013, 11:51 PM
:lol Cody. When black women go for white men, the first thing out of their mouth is "I'mma get me a white man with money"

Bruce Wayne
01-02-2013, 11:55 PM
that's retarded...black women prefer white men to n!ggers. at work there's this fine ass black chick with the baddest ass porn star body and she's fucking my white friend..he's straight dogging that hoe out and milking her for all shes worth no strings attached. i once created one of those online dating accounts just for shits and giggles and it was ridiculous how many n!gga bitches hit me up on that damn thing..some of em had big tits and ass but i just can't take a black chick seriously in a relationship. of any ethnicity, black chicks are the ones who come on to me the most. it's becuase they're low value and easy to get. white women are generally the most pretentious and hard to get to, then hispanics, then blacks. most black women hate black men (say they aren't real men at all) and are very desperate. don't you check that monkey ass worldstarhiphop.com? every other week there's a new black chick posting a rant video about how lame black dudes are.


:rollin "for shits and giggles"?

Drachen
01-03-2013, 12:25 AM
My stomach turned.

I guess that happens when you have a penis stirring your stomach juices. You must have had a soft black man in your mouth.

LOL, sorry, had to.

On a related subject, WC needs to post more in this thread.

Drachen
01-03-2013, 12:28 AM
dp

Drachen
01-03-2013, 12:29 AM
cody, stop it.

you don't believe that shit so why should i? lol

the only sistas desperate enough to to fuck with white boys are gold digging broads. ya'll are suckers to sexy nubian queens who show you the slightest amount of attention. you can keep em'.

and dpg already exposed you as a broke college kid so we know you not even getting the gold diggers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX_s52EQlKw

redzero
01-03-2013, 01:02 AM
dp

Wild Cobra's second favorite pastime.

Wild Cobra
01-03-2013, 05:26 AM
I can't believe the results I'm seeing here as posts.

Are you all jealous?

redzero
01-03-2013, 05:46 AM
I can't believe the results I'm seeing here as posts.

Are you all jealous?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13312838/images/1293502134895.gif

I would expect nothing less.

Wild Cobra
01-03-2013, 05:51 AM
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13312838/images/1293502134895.gif

I would expect nothing less.
Less...

I'm, curious. Nobody is disputing my words? Just giving me shit for following up on a topic/tangent Latarian Milton started. What gives?

Sancha
01-03-2013, 03:28 PM
Why do white people love Lima beans?

Sancha
01-03-2013, 03:55 PM
You look like a tranny.

Show me what you look like puto! You're all scared and shit. At least you can see my picture and I ain't some jotito that is too pussy to show his face.

Riddler
01-03-2013, 04:04 PM
Show me what you look like puto! You're all scared and shit. At least you can see my picture and I ain't some jotito that is too pussy to show his face.

Wassup chica?

Avante
01-03-2013, 04:13 PM
True story....

When I was in the Phillipines, Olongopo to be specific, there was a district called ...The Jungle. White guys only went there if invited by his black friends. Story goes the working girls hated to work there because of the pain they went thru having to deal with the black military. Once they left there to get a job else where they were thrilled, no more pain dealing with us white guys. With a few exceptions.

Wild Cobra
01-03-2013, 04:58 PM
Why do white people love Lima beans?
I don't know any who do. I never eat them by them self, but I like succotash on occasion.

Trill Clinton
01-03-2013, 06:07 PM
You look like a tranny.


Show me what you look like puto! You're all scared and shit. At least you can see my picture and I ain't some jotito that is too pussy to show his face.


Wassup chica?


Whoa there...I meant it as a compliment.

:rollin

Dirk Oneanddoneski
01-03-2013, 06:11 PM
turns out its whitey's fault black people love fried chicken so much and a movie about it will air on the 14th

After interviewing food historians, scholars, cooks, doctors, activists and consumers for his new film “Soul Food Junkies,” filmmaker Byron Hurt concluded that an addiction to soul food is killing African-Americans at an alarming rate.

The movie, which will premiere on January 14 on U.S. public broadcasting (http://www.reuters.com/sectors/industries/overview?industryCode=94&lc=int_mb_1001) television, examines how black cultural identity is linked to high-calorie, high-fat food such as fried chicken and barbecued ribs and how eating habits may be changing.
In the deeply personal film, Hurt details his father’s fight and eventual death from pancreatic cancer. A high-fat diet is a risk factor for the illness, according to researchers at Duke University in North Carolina.
{snip}
Hurt, who also made “Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats and Rhymes,” decided to examine the link between calorie-loaded soul food and illnesses among blacks after his father was diagnosed in 2006.
He delves into his family history, as well as slavery, the African diaspora and the black power movement in the film and provides photographs, drawings, historic film footage and maps.
{snip}
The origins of the diet lie in the history of American slavery, according to food historian Jessica B. Harris, who appears in the film. Slaves ate a high-fat, high-calorie diet that would allow them to burn 3,000 calories a day working, she explained.
Southern food began to be called soul food during the civil rights and black power movements of the 1960s, according to Hurt.
“There’s an emotional connection and cultural pride in what they see as the food their population survived on in difficult times,” he said.
{snip}
Black adults have the highest rates of obesity and a higher prevalence of diabetes than whites, and are twice as likely to die of stroke before age 75 than other population groups, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Besides tradition and habit, poverty and neighborhoods without good supermarkets also contribute to an unhealthy diet, Hurt said.
{snip}
In her book, “High on the Hog: A Culinary Journey from Africa to America,” Harris said the prevalence of over processed foods, low-quality meats, and second- or third-rate produce in minority neighborhoods amounts to “culinary apartheid.”

Trill Clinton
01-03-2013, 06:12 PM
True story....

When I was in the Phillipines, Olongopo to be specific, there was a district called ...The Jungle. White guys only went there if invited by his black friends. Story goes the working girls hated to work there because of the pain they went thru having to deal with the black military. Once they left there to get a job else where they were thrilled, no more pain dealing with us white guys. With a few exceptions.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2zq6ff5.png


tru story. my uncle was in the 92nd infantry in italy and he told me something similar.

how did you bring in the new year, avante?

KoolAid Mans Brother
09-20-2013, 03:38 PM
LOL...

Twice the size?

Boy...

When are you ever going to grow up?

Black men look larger when soft, but aren't really much bigger on average when hard. Probably has something to do with the genetic higher blood pressure thing.

Before anyone tries to own me on this, I have had women tell me this.

:lmao