Someone explain this famous photo to me

[irishock]

http://www.unathleticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/dirk-nowitzki-girlfriend-20090507102458.jpg


A. Why is there a Chris Crocker type faggot in the photo
B. Why is Dirk naked
c. Why does Dirk look high
D. Why is Dirk wearing an earring
E. Where is the setting

[racm]

:lol wearing a Conference Champions shirt

[Sean Cagney]

DAIRK drunk out of his mind with some slut on his left with the conference title shirt on his left. Thats what it was, 06 before they won the title but he thought it was in the bag I am guessing.

[irishock]

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/steve-nash-dirk-nowitzki-2-drunk-pictures1.jpg
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/steve-nash-dirk-nowitzki-drunk-pictures-400x300.jpg
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/steve-nash-dirk-nowitzki-3-drunk-pictures-400x300.jpg

[lefty]

DAIRK drunk out of his mind with some slut on his left with the conference title shirt on his left. Thats what it was, 06 before they won the title but he thought it was in the bag I am guessing.

He met her at this party :

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/nkdlunch/dirk72copy.jpg

[JohnnyMax]

I think thats his sister

[irishock]

I think thats his sister

http://www.sport1.de/media/_redaktion/sportarten/ussport/nba/Silke-Nowitzki_5x4_Diashow.jpg


Looks like photoshop, it's not.