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LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:09 PM
I'm afraid so. For years he's been at least a top-3 PF in the NBA. Those days are long gone. He's at 7.3 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 9.39 PER. Here's further proof:



GP - 4. Non-TOSBs play more than 4 games
He's shooting a career low FG%, his mpg and rpg are both down, even his FT%
Last 5 games, here are his statlines

v. San Antonio: 3-9 FGAs (33%), 2-2 FTAs (100%), 5 rebs, 8 points - Mav Loss
v. Denver: 2-10 FGAs (20%), 1-3 3ptrs (33%), 1 reb, 5 points - Mav Loss
v. OKC: 3-11 FGAs (27.3%), 1-4 3ptrs (25%), 6 rebs, 9 points (season high) - Mav Loss
v. San Antonio: 3-4 FGAs (75%), 1-1 3ptrs (100%), 1-2 FTAs (50%), 6 rebs, 8 points - Mav Loss
v. Memphis - DNP-TOSB



I think the case can be made that _irk is no longer an elite player and is indeed a TOSB. He's never had a defensive reputation and now his offense has gone to shit. Look at where he ranks ppg-wise amongst his PF peers:

LeBron James - 25.9 ppg
LaMarcus Aldridge - 21.1 ppg
David Lee - 20.0 ppg
Blake Griffin - 18.2 ppg
Tim Duncan - 17.8 ppg
Ryan Anderson - 17.7 ppg
David West - 17.7 ppg
Zach Randolph - 16.9 ppg
Paul Milsap - 14.6 ppg
Serge Ibaka - 14.2 ppg
Carlos Boozer - 13.7 ppg
Carl Landry - 12.5 ppg
Luis Scola - 12.4 ppg
Andray Blatche - 11.1 ppg
Jason Thompson - 10.9 ppg
Kevin Seraphin - 10.8 ppg
Jeff Green - 9.6 ppg
Tiago Splitter - 9.4 ppg
Marcus Morris - 9.3 ppg
Marvin Williams - 9.2 ppg
Tristan Thompson - 9.2 ppg
Brandon Bass - 8.2 ppg
Jason Maxiell - 8.0 ppg
Ed Davis - 7.8 ppg
Amir Johnson - 7.7 ppg
Andrew Nicholson - 7.4 ppg
_irk NowTOSB - 7.3 ppg (tied for 153rd in the league; :lol.1 ppg more than Sheeeed)

Look at all of the PFs that are considered scoring studs compared to _irk. So many scrubs and no-names that score more than this once prolific scorer. It's kind of pathetic if you ask me. Now Mav fans, get your hummingbird asses in here and :downspin: this (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/609/dirk-nowitzki) shit. :toast

midnightpulp
12-30-2012, 11:10 PM
Sad to see. Right there with Nash in that department.

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:12 PM
Sad to see. Right there with Nash in that department.

Nope. I already debunked that myth. I don't even count his time with MB (former Spur assistant coach).

ElNono
12-30-2012, 11:14 PM
Coasting/Rust. Non-Issue

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:16 PM
Coasting/Rust. Non-Issue
You are a Spur fan. This comment is inadmissable evidence. :nope

Dallas
12-30-2012, 11:17 PM
He's at Tim Duncan 2011 level.

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:18 PM
And his middle name is Weiner. WTF? _irk Weiner Novitskee. :rollin :lmao :rollin

midnightpulp
12-30-2012, 11:19 PM
Nope. I already debunked that myth. I don't even count his time with MB (former Spur assistant coach).

Only been 4 games. Put your dick back in your pants and stop pre-ejaculating.

Nash will indeed have some nice offensive stats in that faggy fun-n-gun style your team plays, but he'll be routinely giving up career nights to the opposing PGs (like Jarrett Jack's 29 and 11 game).

ElNono
12-30-2012, 11:19 PM
You are a Spur fan. This comment is inadmissable evidence. :nope

Just watched him play, tbh... plus you say that like you just didn't wrote a long winded troll post about him :lol

whitemamba
12-30-2012, 11:20 PM
that franchise is finished along with dirk.. spur fans should be happy tbh.

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:20 PM
Only been 4 games. Put your dick back in your pants and stop pre-ejaculating.

Nash will indeed have some nice offensive stats in that faggy fun-n-gun style your team plays, but he'll be routinely giving up career nights to the opposing PGs (like Jarrett Jack's 29 and 11 game).
He shut down Lillard in the rematch and JJ will never score like that again. Flukey tbh. :nope

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:22 PM
Just watched him play, tbh... plus you say that like you just didn't wrote a long winded troll post about him :lol

:lol

Reck
12-30-2012, 11:25 PM
that franchise is finished along with dirk.. spur fans should be happy tbh.

Happy, why?

midnightpulp
12-30-2012, 11:26 PM
He shut down Lillard in the rematch and JJ will never score like that again. Flukey tbh. :nope

Quit box score watching. Lillard got his shot off no problem. Thing is, he's a streaky 41% shooter on the year. Nash's defense had nothing to do with Lillard's poor performance.

whitemamba
12-30-2012, 11:26 PM
Happy, why?

1 less competitor team in that shithole of a state. spurs will tank next, houston will be the center of texas basketball. lin harden, etc.. theres a future

Brunodf
12-30-2012, 11:29 PM
He's at Tim Duncan 2011 level.

:lmao Even Tosb Duncan could still play defense and score in double digits

midnightpulp
12-30-2012, 11:30 PM
1 less competitor team in that shithole of a state. spurs will tank next, houston will be the center of texas basketball. lin harden, etc.. theres a future

Much like the Los Angeles school system thought there was a future with you by teaching you English as a second language?

whitemamba
12-30-2012, 11:31 PM
Much like the Los Angeles school system thought there was a future with you by teaching you English as a second language?

i wonder if you are as stupid as you are ugly..

Stalin
12-30-2012, 11:35 PM
Im glad you let me know, I wasn't aware it got so bad with nazi Dirk, IMO TBH

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:38 PM
Im glad you let me know, I wasn't aware it got so bad with nazi Dirk, IMO TBH

:lol

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:41 PM
I see you Ghazi (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=12291). :downspin: this shit. :lol

Ghazi
12-30-2012, 11:41 PM
122-86

LkrFan
12-30-2012, 11:42 PM
122-86
That looks like a math problem. 122 minus 86 = one and done. :rollin

Reck
12-31-2012, 12:10 AM
1 less competitor team in that shithole of a state. spurs will tank next, houston will be the center of texas basketball. lin harden, etc.. theres a future

Do you think Harden and a massively overrated rin o lin will make the Rockets any more relevant?

you have no basis, just pure idiocy.

I know you have been exposed for being a newbie at this stuff but dont make it this obvious. At least front like you have a clue please.

whitemamba
12-31-2012, 03:50 AM
Do you think Harden and a massively overrated rin o lin will make the Rockets any more relevant?

you have no basis, just pure idiocy.

I know you have been exposed for being a newbie at this stuff but dont make it this obvious. At least front like you have a clue please.

as if anyone gives a fuck about your opionon.. tbh..

irishock
12-31-2012, 04:11 AM
as if anyone gives a fuck about your opionon.. tbh..

:lmao

Reck
12-31-2012, 04:19 AM
as if anyone gives a fuck about your opionon.. tbh..

You're right. I dont have opionons.

irishock
12-31-2012, 04:28 AM
:lmao

PingPong
12-31-2012, 04:29 AM
And his middle name is Weiner. WTF? _irk Weiner Novitskee. :rollin :lmao :rollin

Wiener?

http://i.imgur.com/ExpC0.jpg (http://imgur.com/ExpC0)

Texas_Ranger
12-31-2012, 06:49 AM
his middle name is Werner

LkrFan
12-31-2012, 06:50 AM
his middle name is Werner
My bad - I didn't have my glasses on :lol

Latarian Milton
12-31-2012, 07:25 AM
dirk has yet to recover from the surgery and right now he's not even half the player a healthy dirk should be. mavs are tanking this season anyway and i don't see no point in hastening a early return of him when he's not fully fit, it's not like they still have something to compete for imho

LkrFan
12-31-2012, 07:33 AM
dirk has yet to recover from the surgery and right now he's not even half the player a healthy dirk should be. mavs are tanking this season anyway and i don't see no point in hastening a early return of him when he's not fully fit, it's not like they still have something to compete for imho

Nope. 17.6 ppg, 11.8 rpg, 57.2%. <--after major back surgery just a few months ago.

_irk has no excuse. He is now a T:lolSB.

Jodelo
12-31-2012, 08:02 AM
And his middle name is Weiner. WTF? _irk Weiner Novitskee. :rollin :lmao :rollin

It's Werner, faggot!

He's coming back from a knee surgery and plays around 20-25 min. a game. He's rusty as hell, give him time.

Latarian Milton
12-31-2012, 08:22 AM
Nope. 17.6 ppg, 11.8 rpg, 57.2%. <--after major back surgery just a few months ago.

_irk has no excuse. He is now a T:lolSB.
at least he never played a game where he took as many shots as his jersey number :lol

:lol having almost 9k posts and still being a dumbass
:lol more insignificant than FkLA

Rick Santorum
12-31-2012, 09:48 AM
:lol LkrFan
:lol confusing the words werner and weiner
:lol can't read or spell
:lol backwater military education

LkrFan
12-31-2012, 03:45 PM
It's Werner, faggot!

He's coming back from a knee surgery and plays around 20-25 min. a game. He's rusty as hell, give him time.

:lol - nope, I ain't giving him nada. You guys didn't give us a pass for the odds we are against. Let me refresh your memory:

- started off 1-4 with MB as coach
- DH not 100%
- new offense
- no Nash for 24 games straight

etc etc. We fought our way back and now we are playing well. DH is basically producing the same as he did last year in Orlando. He had major surgery. Yet you want me to give _irk a pass? :nope

TimmehC
12-31-2012, 04:01 PM
1/10

Seen better troll jobs from lefty, tbh.

BlackSwordsMan
12-31-2012, 04:02 PM
Whatever steroids duncan is using I hope dirk gets some too before its to late

BlackSwordsMan
12-31-2012, 04:02 PM
Lkrfan is lefty?

irishock
01-01-2013, 07:10 PM
At this point is Dirk even a top 15 player anymore?

James
Durant
Melo
Bryant
Howard
Paul
Westbrook
Rondo
Duncan
Griffin
Love
Aldridge
Wade
Rose
Parker


You could say they're all better than Dirk at this point

LkrFan
04-03-2013, 12:32 AM
***BUMP***

_irk Weiner Noshitsky: 4/13 FGAs, 6 bailout assistesis, 5 pathetic rebs, -13

:downspin:

hater
04-03-2013, 01:22 AM
All dirk needs to do is cash in on his grandfathers coupon booklet for brazilian fetuses and feast on them daily.He ll be back to prime dirk by next season

ElNono
04-03-2013, 01:23 AM
dude is hurt as fuck... no fake "bone spurs" hurt, but actually hurt... dude should've shut it down for the season, tbh...

Sean Cagney
04-03-2013, 01:24 AM
***BUMP***

_irk Weiner Noshitsky: 4/13 FGAs, 6 bailout assistesis, 5 pathetic rebs, -13

:downspin:
Dallas sucks.

Sean Cagney
04-03-2013, 01:24 AM
dude is hurt as fuck... no fake "bone spurs" hurt, but actually hurt... dude should've shut it down for the season, tbh...

I agree, but he is a competitor so he was going to go all out and try! Dirk is that dude, Dallas is some shit but Dirk is aiight.

whitemamba
04-03-2013, 01:38 AM
Dantoni >dirk

spurraider21
04-03-2013, 01:50 AM
I agree, but he is a competitor so he was going to go all out and try! Dirk is that dude, Dallas is some shit but Dirk is aiight.

how can you call dirk a competitor. i mean, he doesn't even have an underbite

AaronY
04-03-2013, 01:52 AM
Dantoni >dirk
Buy yourself a shotgun with a toe attachment

midnightpulp
04-12-2014, 12:09 AM
Add this one to the backfire list.

Dirk has been the best "old guard" player this year by far.

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 12:14 AM
Add this one to the backfire list.

Dirk has been the best "old guard" player this year by far.
-10 points for trying to make yourself feel better about 6 by bumping my meaningless threads. :lol

midnightpulp
04-12-2014, 12:16 AM
-10 points for trying to make yourself feel better about 6 by bumping my meaningless threads. :lol

I've bumped your threads long before 6.

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 12:23 AM
I've bumped your threads long before 6.
But now when you're doing it, it's like a damn pacifier for you - and many others. If that makes you put away your razor blades, have at it. :lol

midnightpulp
04-12-2014, 12:37 AM
But now when you're doing it, it's like a damn pacifier for you - and many others. If that makes you put away your razor blades, have at it. :lol

I think you constantly referencing last years Finals is the pacifier in this case. You use it to deflect from the Lakers being the biggest failure in sports history and the atrocity this year.

ElNono
04-12-2014, 12:57 AM
I think you constantly referencing last years Finals is the pacifier in this case. You use it to deflect from the Lakers being the biggest failure in sports history and the atrocity this year.

troof bombs

Clipper Nation
04-12-2014, 01:25 AM
:lol Damn, Mid going HAM on Alfredo and his shit predictions....

Venti Quattro
04-12-2014, 01:30 AM
My nigga Dirk Diggler taking a wet hot shit on LkrFan

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 02:44 AM
I think you constantly referencing last years Finals is the pacifier in this case. You use it to deflect from the Lakers being the biggest failure in sports history and the atrocity this year.
Nah, I'm not shallow, nor am I a fair weather Laker Fan. I'm hear clowning around win, lose, or draw.

We were not winning this year - healthy Kobe or MVPau or Nash or not. I endorse what they're doing this year. Last year I had actual expectations. This year I had none. He'll, I wish we would have lost a lot more - if you catch my drift. ;)

ElNono
04-12-2014, 02:49 AM
Nah, I'm not shallow, nor am I a fair weather Laker Fan. I'm hear clowning around win, lose, or draw.

We were not winning this year - healthy Kobe or MVPau or Nash or not. I endorse what they're doing this year. Last year I had actual expectations. This year I had none. He'll, I wish we would have lost a lot more - if you catch my drift. ;)

But Gregorio, you reload, you don't rebuild! :lol

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 02:55 AM
But Gregorio, you reload, you don't rebuild! :lol
Nah son, we're the 1996 Spurs. :toast

ElNono
04-12-2014, 03:00 AM
Nah son, we're the 1996 Spurs. :toast

You're saying Chaz and Fredo turned your team into a small market franchise :lmao

Sounds about right, tbh

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 03:00 AM
Sad to see. Right there with Nash in that department.


My nigga Dirk Diggler taking a wet hot shit on LkrFan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18824) and mid

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 03:07 AM
You're saying Chaz and Fredo turned your team into a small market franchise :lmao

Sounds about right, tbh
No, we're tanking, like the 1996 Spurs (who just so happen to do it with a top 50 player on their roster. We're forced to tank because our HOFer is legitimately broken - and his Robin has vaginitis).

Despite being 25-53, we still demand considerably more than $3.95 for courtside seats at Staples. Without looking it up, I'm sure we had more national TV games than the Spurs did this year (despite your 85th consecutive 50-win
season. Even when we lose, we're more appealing than the boring ass Spurs :lol). Of course TNT and BSPN have actually dropped us a few times, but we were on the marquee. :lol

FkLA
04-12-2014, 03:12 AM
Add this one to the backfire list.

Dirk has been the best "old guard" player this year by far.

You mean best scorer? Otherwise Timmy defecates all over Dirk this year.

TDMVPDPOY
04-12-2014, 04:29 AM
mav fans should know you live and die wherever dirk takes you

same shit with the spurs and duncan, not enrique, nobody wants to follow that clowns lead and then pulls out a white flag cause his not gettin credit

Clipper Nation
04-12-2014, 11:23 AM
No, we're tanking, like the 1996 Spurs (who just so happen to do it with a top 50 player on their roster. We're forced to tank because our HOFer is legitimately broken - and his Robin has vaginitis).
Agreed, MVPau is legitimately broken and Kirby does have vaginitis :lol

Thread
04-12-2014, 11:26 AM
Agreed, MVPau is legitimately broken and Kirby does have vaginitis :lol

Amy trumps all. Bakin' & takin'.

Gagnrath
04-12-2014, 12:23 PM
Agreed, MVPau is legitimately broken and Kirby does have vaginitis :lol
Wow I thought it was Nash that had vaginitis, Kirby just quit.

Thread
04-12-2014, 12:47 PM
Wow I thought it was Nash that had vaginitis, Kirby just quit.

You've nary room. Your Amy quit on her Duncan & Battier stepped into the breach.