What's your most important rule when dating women?

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Never date a hoe who has all guy friends would be one. Fuck her but don't date her. What's yours?

[Creepn]

Don't date girls with a straight male best friend. Those are the biggest cockblockers ever.

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Yeah I drop them if they tell me their best friend is a straight guy. It's like, bitch you're just looking for dick and attention.

[DeadlyDynasty]

She cant have a penis

[lefty]

Don't date girls with a straight male best friend. Those are the biggest cockblockers ever.

Also : if the girl's best friend (also a girl) is fucking ugly and is jealous; fucking bitch cockblocker; she is gonna tell her friend she shouldnt go out with you, and because of the trust factor, she will of course follow her advice :pctoss

[Dicktater]

Fuck as many as you can. Wear a condom!

[DMC]

Fat chick cockblockers are funny, because they block then try to intercept. They try to hook up with you but I don't do Golden Corral.

[DPG21920]

She cant have a penis

FkLA disagrees.

[mavs>spurs]

no best guy friend, no all guy friends, no to the girl everyone has fucked, no to the attention whore, no to high maintenance, no to liars and wild party girls basically fuck em all and flee tbh

[lefty]

lol that chick I was supposed to date a few months ago (long story) texted me yesterday - out of the blue - at midnight


" miss u "



WTF does that mean ? :lol

[The Reckoning]

she misses you?

[The Reckoning]

i dont mind if a girl had a wild side in the past so long as she didnt bang anyone i know.

has to be independent, hard working woman with a sense of humor. also not afraid to keep open communication with me and not hide what's on her mind.

[DeadlyDynasty]

she misses you?

:rollin

[Trill Clinton]

i'm not giving up any game to any of you squares lol.

tha fuck?

dropping knowledge on here about women would be a waste of keystrokes.

[silverblk mystix]

lol that chick I was supposed to date a few months ago (long story) texted me yesterday - out of the blue - at midnight


" miss u "



WTF does that mean ? :lol



All her other plans, desires, hotter and richer dudes, fell through...

so she called her "dik in a glass enclosure"

(break glass - in case of emergency)

[Samuel Eto'o]

FkLA disagrees.
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[lefty]

All her other plans, desires, hotter and richer dudes, fell through...

so she called her "dik in a glass enclosure"

(break glass - in case of emergency)

:lol

[lefty]

:rollin
Lol no girl misses DD :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I know 2 of them definitely don't

[CuckingFunt]

What's a ni girl?

[KaiRMD1]

Never date a girl you fuck at a party because you guys were both drunk and she has a boyfriend.

[Latarian Milton]

keep the zippers of your purse and trousers closed

[TDMVPDPOY]

no best guy friend, no all guy friends, no to the girl everyone has fucked, no to the attention whore, no to high maintenance, no to liars and wild party girls basically fuck em all and flee tbh

damn i hate real maintenance bitches who are spoilt, dirt rich wear fkn clothes more expensive then what u have in ur wallet, expects u to pay for everything....and these are the ones who always complain on their social networks why they dont have a partner, fkn materialistic clowns...

[Koolaid_Man]

Fat chick cockblockers are funny, because they block then try to intercept. They try to hook up with you but I don't do Golden Corral.

here's some wicked science for you DMC...

if she's a fat chic cock blocker then her friend is likely fat as well...and if you're talking to a fat chic...you're likely a fat fuck yourself :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

no best guy friend, no all guy friends, no to the girl everyone has fucked, no to the attention whore, no to high maintenance, no to liars and wild party girls basically fuck em all and flee tbh

you've been through a ton of heart ache I see...poor guy :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Never date a hoe who has all guy friends would be one. Fuck her but don't date her. What's yours?

was she sucking all that good dick before she met Kool? likely NOT!!! Was she poppin that pussy and getting it gushing wet before Kool became her friend...likely NOT!!!...so stop hating on the woman with a male friend like Kool...

[I. Hustle]

Counting the rings doesn't always work. Sometimes carbon dating is off too.

[djohn2oo8]

If she tries to change anything about you, drop her.

[mrsmaalox]

Geez Louise..... Disappointed none of you guys has said "honesty, kindness and consideration" yet :depressed

[I. Hustle]

Must important rule? Don't let the wife know. Then we are all dead.

[DMC]

here's some wicked science for you DMC...

if she's a fat chic cock blocker then her friend is likely fat as well...and if you're talking to a fat chic...you're likely a fat fuck yourself :lol

No. Fat chicks love to hang around skinny ones for the reason I mentioned. Skinny ones have fat friends because they want to show they aren't uppity and they want to be the center of attention in the group. You must be fucking Samoans or something.

[Twisted_Dawg]

here's some wicked science for you DMC...

if she's a fat chic cock blocker then her friend is likely fat as well...and if you're talking to a fat chic...you're likely a fat fuck yourself :lol


you've been through a ton of heart ache I see...poor guy :lol


was she sucking all that good dick before she met Kool? likely NOT!!! Was she poppin that pussy and getting it gushing wet before Kool became her friend...likely NOT!!!...so stop hating on the woman with a male friend like Kool...

:lol I love this nigga's sense of humor!!!

[spursmartyr]

they can't be bisexual, they can't have had much of a sexual past, they can't be scrawny, as far as friends go they must hang out with girls almost excusively, and they must be committing.

[I. Hustle]

they can't be bisexual, they can't have had much of a sexual past, they can't be scrawny, as far as friends go they must hang out with girls almost excusively, and they must be committing.

MiamiHeat? You forgot they better not talk to their moms and take 15 minutes to warm up pizza