Can someone please just measure Kevin Durant already?

[thunderfan]

I am so damn tired of the myth that is "how tall is Kevin Durant?" Even the FS Oklahoma announcers still routinely reference his height during game calls and he's anywhere from 6'9 to 7'0, depending on the moment. Alvin Gentry claims he's 7'0. Many national commentators still want to dramatize things and refer to him as a 7 footer. It doesn't even matter I know, but there is in existence a very accurate and precise way to measure something or someone. Can we just take this freak of nature to some science lab, measure him, and then all use the same damn number?

[Seventyniner]

While we're at it, let's get an independent third party to do all combine measurements and release them to everybody.

[Koolaid_Man]

since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is

[benefactor]

Kool with the rare goods.

[thunderfan]

since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?

[jeebus]

since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
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[Bill_Brasky]

I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?

You, for starting this really fucking gay thread and being socially awkward.

[thunderfan]

You, for starting this really fucking gay thread and being socially awkward.
Says the guy with 5473 posts on a message board in less than 2 years. Maybe you're the socially awkward one.

[Juggity]

:cry post count smack :cry

[Jodelo]

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[Malik Hairston]

since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
:lol:lol:lol go in..

[Leetonidas]

koolaid with the rare goods :lol

tbh this annoys me too though, i get tired of hearing how tall and long this faggot is

[irishock]

i'll say 6'10.5. He's not taller than Dirk but is taller than Love

[Brunodf]

6'11

[irishock]

Actually I think Durant is really 6'9, but without shoes on. 6'11 with them.

[ChumpDumper]

While we're at it, let's get an independent third party to do all combine measurements and release them to everybody.:lol

[Ace]

I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?

You post like an emotional little bitch so I'm sure he assumes you're a female.

[thunderup]

:lol at all the San Antonio Heat contingent in this thread.

:lol Losers on this site being bitter about everything Thunder-related

[Ace]

:lol at all the San Antonio Heat contingent in this thread.

:lol Losers on this site being bitter about everything Thunder-related
103-97 :lol

[thunderfan]

You post like an emotional little bitch so I'm sure he assumes you're a female.
Oh now Ace, lets not be that way.

[Reck]

Says the guy with 5473 posts on a message board in less than 2 years. Maybe you're the socially awkward one.

Oh shit post count statistics smack.

We definitely haven't heard that one before. :depressed

[thunderup]

Oh shit post count statistics smack.

We definitely haven't heard that one before. :depressed

He does have a point.

[Reck]

He does have a point.

None whatsoever.

Post count numbers are all skewed by the game threads.

You can post up to 30-40 posts in one day on gamenight and that will screw your post stats.

[mavs>spurs]

OP measured his wang and forgot to do the height

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[Cry Havoc]

Being shat on by kool is the equivalent of the Wizards delivering a 30 point beat down in an away game. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

I am so damn tired of the myth that is "how tall is Kevin Durant?"

And I'm just as tired of the myth that anyone outside of Methlahoma gives a fuck how tall Kevin Durant is... :lol

[irishock]

5/10

[thunderfan]

And I'm just as tired of the myth that anyone outside of Methlahoma gives a fuck how tall Kevin Durant is... :lol
It's ok dipshit. The sun will probably still rise tomorrow. Just try and get through it.

[Latarian Milton]

dude's like half a head taller than bron. 7'0 might be exaggerated but it's safe to say he's 6'10 at least tbh

[SpursIndonesia]

His body type is kinda misleading IMHO, narrow shoulder super duper long limb rather small head, make an impression of Manute Bol like tall guy. But 6'11" with shoes seems correct.

[Tuddy]

6.10 1/2 exactly Same as Duncan