View Full Version : Thunder: Can someone please just measure Kevin Durant already?
thunderfan
01-01-2013, 12:23 PM
I am so damn tired of the myth that is "how tall is Kevin Durant?" Even the FS Oklahoma announcers still routinely reference his height during game calls and he's anywhere from 6'9 to 7'0, depending on the moment. Alvin Gentry claims he's 7'0. Many national commentators still want to dramatize things and refer to him as a 7 footer. It doesn't even matter I know, but there is in existence a very accurate and precise way to measure something or someone. Can we just take this freak of nature to some science lab, measure him, and then all use the same damn number?
Seventyniner
01-01-2013, 12:24 PM
While we're at it, let's get an independent third party to do all combine measurements and release them to everybody.
Koolaid_Man
01-01-2013, 12:25 PM
since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
benefactor
01-01-2013, 12:28 PM
Kool with the rare goods.
thunderfan
01-01-2013, 12:53 PM
since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?
jeebus
01-01-2013, 01:01 PM
since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
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Bill_Brasky
01-01-2013, 01:04 PM
I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?
You, for starting this really fucking gay thread and being socially awkward.
thunderfan
01-01-2013, 01:09 PM
You, for starting this really fucking gay thread and being socially awkward.
Says the guy with 5473 posts on a message board in less than 2 years. Maybe you're the socially awkward one.
Juggity
01-01-2013, 01:20 PM
:cry post count smack :cry
Jodelo
01-01-2013, 01:37 PM
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:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Malik Hairston
01-01-2013, 01:44 PM
since you're sucking his dick you tell us how tall he is
:lol:lol:lol go in..
Leetonidas
01-01-2013, 01:50 PM
koolaid with the rare goods :lol
tbh this annoys me too though, i get tired of hearing how tall and long this faggot is
irishock
01-01-2013, 02:11 PM
i'll say 6'10.5. He's not taller than Dirk but is taller than Love
Brunodf
01-01-2013, 02:24 PM
6'11
irishock
01-01-2013, 02:26 PM
Actually I think Durant is really 6'9, but without shoes on. 6'11 with them.
ChumpDumper
01-01-2013, 03:43 PM
While we're at it, let's get an independent third party to do all combine measurements and release them to everybody.:lol
I'm sorry you have those types of homosexual thoughts. I bring up a players height and it immediately provokes thoughts of homosexual dick sucking in your mind. Who is the fag now, really?
You post like an emotional little bitch so I'm sure he assumes you're a female.
thunderup
01-01-2013, 04:18 PM
:lol at all the San Antonio Heat contingent in this thread.
:lol Losers on this site being bitter about everything Thunder-related
:lol at all the San Antonio Heat contingent in this thread.
:lol Losers on this site being bitter about everything Thunder-related
103-97 :lol
thunderfan
01-01-2013, 07:09 PM
You post like an emotional little bitch so I'm sure he assumes you're a female.
Oh now Ace, lets not be that way.
Says the guy with 5473 posts on a message board in less than 2 years. Maybe you're the socially awkward one.
Oh shit post count statistics smack.
We definitely haven't heard that one before. :depressed
thunderup
01-01-2013, 07:16 PM
Oh shit post count statistics smack.
We definitely haven't heard that one before. :depressed
He does have a point.
He does have a point.
None whatsoever.
Post count numbers are all skewed by the game threads.
You can post up to 30-40 posts in one day on gamenight and that will screw your post stats.
mavs>spurs
01-01-2013, 07:23 PM
OP measured his wang and forgot to do the height
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Cry Havoc
01-01-2013, 08:11 PM
Being shat on by kool is the equivalent of the Wizards delivering a 30 point beat down in an away game. :lol
Clipper Nation
01-01-2013, 08:24 PM
I am so damn tired of the myth that is "how tall is Kevin Durant?"
And I'm just as tired of the myth that anyone outside of Methlahoma gives a fuck how tall Kevin Durant is... :lol
irishock
01-01-2013, 08:26 PM
5/10
thunderfan
01-01-2013, 08:38 PM
And I'm just as tired of the myth that anyone outside of Methlahoma gives a fuck how tall Kevin Durant is... :lol
It's ok dipshit. The sun will probably still rise tomorrow. Just try and get through it.
Latarian Milton
01-01-2013, 09:35 PM
dude's like half a head taller than bron. 7'0 might be exaggerated but it's safe to say he's 6'10 at least tbh
SpursIndonesia
01-02-2013, 12:18 AM
His body type is kinda misleading IMHO, narrow shoulder super duper long limb rather small head, make an impression of Manute Bol like tall guy. But 6'11" with shoes seems correct.
Tuddy
01-02-2013, 03:06 AM
6.10 1/2 exactly Same as Duncan
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