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tlongII
06-30-2005, 11:23 AM
They're on campus for a party we're having this afternoon. Should I tell Bowen that I can't stand him?
SWC Bonfire
06-30-2005, 11:25 AM
Should I tell Bowen that I can't stand him?

Go ahead and try, I bet you can't after you meet him in person.
bigzak25
06-30-2005, 11:25 AM
sure! and wear your portland jersey.
SpursWoman
06-30-2005, 11:26 AM
Go for it! :)
SWC Bonfire
06-30-2005, 11:32 AM
You will look like a total ass after Bruce politely brushes you off.

But go on ahead... and get some manners, you damn yankee.:lol
CosmicCowboy
06-30-2005, 11:32 AM
http://www.marqueecelebrations.co.uk/images/large/p22a-drinks-waiter.jpg

T-Long, you aren't supposed to bother the guests!
ChumpDumper
06-30-2005, 11:33 AM
If you're lucky, you could kiss one of their rings.
Vashner
06-30-2005, 11:34 AM
Give us your picture... then i'll send it to the school security saying you where gonna throw pie on Bowen...
Ed Helicopter Jones
06-30-2005, 11:35 AM
http://www.marqueecelebrations.co.uk/images/large/p22a-drinks-waiter.jpg

T-Long, you aren't supposed to bother the guests!


:lol
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 11:48 AM
Sure, and after can you give Bowen a big Kiss and Hug?......Just tell him it's from 1Parker1 at Spurstalk, he'll know ;)
tlongII
06-30-2005, 12:01 PM
what campus?

The campus of the company I work for.
ObiwanGinobili
06-30-2005, 12:02 PM
Tell Bowen whatever you want.
But don't forget to grab Horry's ass , and tell it's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk.com
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 12:03 PM
The campus of the company I work for.

Way to be shady and prove that this is a false thread... :rolleyes
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 12:05 PM
Tell Bowen whatever you want.
But don't forget to grab Horry's ass , and tell it's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk.com


:lmao. I am picturing this in my head. A guy(Tlong) going up to Horry and Bowen in the middle of a crowded college campus and the guy hugging Bowen and giving him a huge kiss on the cheek, then winking and saying, "That's from 1Parker1 at Spurstalk."
Then he turns to Horry pinches his butt, then winks at Horry and says, "That's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk."

As the guy walks away, Horry and Bruce look at eachother and go, "WTF is Spurstalk and how do we find it?"
ObiwanGinobili
06-30-2005, 12:08 PM
:lmao. I am picturing this in my head. A guy(Tlong) going up to Horry and Bowen in the middle of a crowded college campus and the guy hugging Bowen and giving him a huge kiss on the cheek, then winking and saying, "That's from 1Parker1 at Spurstalk."
Then he turns to Horry pinches his butt, then winks at Horry and says, "That's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk."

As the guy walks away, Horry and Bruce look at eachother and go, "WTF is Spurstalk and how do we find it?"


:lmao

see? this is a situation where a Spurstalk.com T-Shirt would come in really handy.
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 12:09 PM
:lmao

see? this is a situation where a Spurstalk.com T-Shirt would come in really handy.

:lmao
tlongII
06-30-2005, 12:17 PM
Tell Bowen whatever you want.
But don't forget to grab Horry's ass , and tell it's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk.com


I think I'll pass on that.
tlongII
06-30-2005, 12:18 PM
:lmao. I am picturing this in my head. A guy(Tlong) going up to Horry and Bowen in the middle of a crowded college campus and the guy hugging Bowen and giving him a huge kiss on the cheek, then winking and saying, "That's from 1Parker1 at Spurstalk."
Then he turns to Horry pinches his butt, then winks at Horry and says, "That's from ObiwanGinobili at Spurstalk."

As the guy walks away, Horry and Bruce look at eachother and go, "WTF is Spurstalk and how do we find it?"


It's not a college campus. It's the campus of the company I work for.
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 12:18 PM
I think I'll pass on that.

Does that mean you'll give Bowen the hug and kiss from me? :)
ObiwanGinobili
06-30-2005, 12:31 PM
I think I'll pass on that.


you wimp. :depressed Why'd you even bring it up then?
BadlyDrawnBoy
06-30-2005, 01:05 PM
It's not a college campus. It's the campus of the company I work for.

What city?
Kori Ellis
06-30-2005, 01:18 PM
TLong - Bowen was in Fresno yesterday. Are they there at .... for some kind of promotion, commercial or something, or just for a visit?
Jimcs50
06-30-2005, 01:21 PM
tlong works at Nike in Portland

He really does, I have been up there and played golf with him. We went to his headquarters and I got to meet MJ because tlong introduced him to me when he was there for a promotion. tlong is pretty important in those parts.

:)
SpursWoman
06-30-2005, 01:21 PM
Way to be shady and prove that this is a false thread... :rolleyes


They'd have good reason to be where tlong works. :)
tlongII
06-30-2005, 01:29 PM
TLong - Bowen was in Fresno yesterday. Are they there at .... for some kind of promotion, commercial or something, or just for a visit?


It's our fiscal year-end Thirst Thursday. It's the first Thirst Thursday of the summer. We have $1 dollar beers and free food and entertainment. Horry and Bowen will be there today as they are under contract with us.
Kori Ellis
06-30-2005, 01:31 PM
It's our fiscal year-end Thirst Thursday. It's the first Thirst Thursday of the summer. We have $1 dollar beers and free food and entertainment. Horry and Bowen will be there today as they are under contract with us.

That's cool. So I'm assuming a lot of other players will be there as well. That's a cool event.
Banks91
06-30-2005, 01:32 PM
how dou start a thread
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 01:33 PM
Damn, Tlong! I thought you were just messing us! That seems like a really cool job you have---I am very jealous :)
ObiwanGinobili
06-30-2005, 01:35 PM
Tlong you need to take pictures. (if its allowed)
nkdlunch
06-30-2005, 01:36 PM
Enjoy the moment. This is the closest the rings will get to Portland ever.
Jimcs50
06-30-2005, 01:41 PM
Damn, Tlong! I thought you were just messing us! That seems like a really cool job you have---I am very jealous :)

He will fly you up if you want to meet some of the players with Nike, but you have to sleep with him.

:)
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 01:44 PM
tlong works at Nike in Portland

He really does, I have been up there and played golf with him. We went to his headquarters and I got to meet MJ because tlong introduced him to me when he was there for a promotion. tlong is pretty important in those parts.

:)


He will fly you up if you want to meet some of the players with Nike, but you have to sleep with him

Speaking from experience, Jim? :spin
ShoogarBear
06-30-2005, 01:46 PM
Speaking from experience, Jim? :spin
:lmao :lmao

It was just platonic, I'm sure . . .
Fouled Out
06-30-2005, 01:47 PM
Once Bowen and Horry find out you are a Blazers fan, they are going to take off their shoes and throw it at you. Don't say I did'nt warn you. :lol
CosmicCowboy
06-30-2005, 01:48 PM
Speaking from experience, Jim? :spin

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Jim, you just got OWNED!...:lol
tlongII
06-30-2005, 01:50 PM
That's cool. So I'm assuming a lot of other players will be there as well. That's a cool event.


Just Bowen and Horry today. Other athletes are there at other points during the summer. Lance Armstrong was here last summer as was MJ, LeBron and others.
ObiwanGinobili
06-30-2005, 01:50 PM
Speaking from experience, Jim? :spin


:lol exactly.
tlongII
06-30-2005, 01:51 PM
Tlong you need to take pictures. (if its allowed)


I don't have a camera with me, but maybe I can find somebody with one.
tlongII
06-30-2005, 01:51 PM
He will fly you up if you want to meet some of the players with Nike, but you have to sleep with him.

:)



True dat.
bigzak25
06-30-2005, 01:52 PM
"here Jim, I got you some pajamas" -tlong


http://www.brisbanecostumehire.com.au/images/sheep.jpg
Spursy
06-30-2005, 01:52 PM
Gawd....Lucky
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 01:55 PM
True dat.


hmm...well that depends. Who else is gonna be there? MJ?
Jelly
06-30-2005, 01:56 PM
I dare you to ask Horry about his "lucky shot"! ;)
leemajors
06-30-2005, 01:56 PM
Enjoy the moment. This is the closest the rings will get to Portland ever.

portland does already have an nba championship.
iminlakerland
06-30-2005, 01:57 PM
"here Jim, I got you some pajamas" -tlong


http://www.brisbanecostumehire.com.au/images/sheep.jpg
:lol muahaha that is so wrong, but oh so right for tlong.
tlongII
06-30-2005, 01:57 PM
hmm...well that depends. Who else is gonna be there? MJ?


MJ will not be in my bed.
1Parker1
06-30-2005, 01:58 PM
MJ will not be in my bed.

:lol I meant at the campus!
Jimcs50
06-30-2005, 02:00 PM
Speaking from experience, Jim? :spin


Yes, but only because there were some hotties there when I visited, and tlong introduced them to me as a famous athlete. They were so impressed that they slept with tlong that very night.

:smokin
tlongII
06-30-2005, 02:15 PM
Yes, but only because there were some hotties there when I visited, and tlong introduced them to me as a famous athlete. They were so impressed that they slept with tlong that very night.

:smokin


...as did Jim's niece. :smokin
ShoogarBear
06-30-2005, 02:19 PM
:lmao :lmao :rollin @ bigzak

Those sheep jokes are automatic.
bigzak25
06-30-2005, 02:30 PM
shit, i'll take a layup every once in a while....
Jimcs50
06-30-2005, 02:43 PM
shit, i'll take a layup every once in a while....

Layup? That was a reverse dunk.

:)
gospursgo92120
06-30-2005, 03:19 PM
They're on campus for a party we're having this afternoon. Should I tell Bowen that I can't stand him?
u stupid if i were to see someone i hate but he is a professional basketball player i wouldnt tell him i hate him. and i dont know why you hate him maybe he hates you too
tlongII
06-30-2005, 03:42 PM
u stupid if i were to see someone i hate but he is a professional basketball player i wouldnt tell him i hate him. and i dont know why you hate him maybe he hates you too

I am a hater. I hate everybody. I hate you too.
Shelly
06-30-2005, 04:05 PM
u stupid if i were to see someone i hate but he is a professional basketball player i wouldnt tell him i hate him. and i dont know why you hate him maybe he hates you too

Is this Ducks long lost cousin??????
midgetonadonkey
06-30-2005, 08:59 PM
u stupid if i were to see someone i hate but he is a professional basketball player i wouldnt tell him i hate him. and i dont know why you hate him maybe he hates you too

There are only three players I would talk serious shit to if we met.

1. Patrick Ewing
2. Karl Malone
3. Shaq

In Patrick Ewing's case, I would hit the bastard if we met, I hate him that much. Damn you with your crazy widow's peak and constant traveling. I hate that ugly bastard. DAMN YOU PATRICK EWING!!! DAMN YOU!!!!
BigDaddyMatty
06-30-2005, 09:15 PM
There are only three players I would talk serious shit to if we met.

1. Patrick Ewing
2. Karl Malone
3. Shaq

In Patrick Ewing's case, I would hit the bastard if we met, I hate him that much. Damn you with your crazy widow's peak and constant traveling. I hate that ugly bastard. DAMN YOU PATRICK EWING!!! DAMN YOU!!!!
My list would almost be the same except you would have to substitute.
1. Malone
2. Shaq
3. Garnett

I would punch Malone in the face and then run as fast as i can.