So you guys want to shoot some guns, play some texas holdem and eat some kick ass BBQ

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm doing a guys weekend at the ranch next weekend.

Pussys need not apply.

[ElNono]

Damn you, I was in San Antonio last weekend. Is that HEB brisket you're cooking? :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Damn you, I was in San Antonio last weekend. Is that HEB brisket you're cooking? :lol

Oh shit no. i'm sous vie'ing 2 grass fed pikes peak roasts marinated in oriental chili/garlic sauce for 48 hours @ 131F and then letting them rest for 3 days and then dry rubbing them with the left over paste and then slow smoking them on mesquite till they come up to temperature. Think the best prime rib you have ever eaten X100.

[ElNono]

Oh shit no. i'm sous vie'ing 2 grass fed pikes peak roasts marinated in oriental chili/garlic sauce for 48 hours @ 131F and then letting them rest for 3 days and then dry rubbing them with the left over paste and smoking them till they come up to temperature. Think the best prime rib you have ever eaten X100.

Yeah, I figured you were gonna go all out. That does sounds pretty good. I'm more of a filet/steak guy though, but americans do a great job with the rib cuts.

[Blake]

I prefer my BBQ to be marinated at 132 degrees.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm really exploring the boundaries of this soux vide stuff...after I built my temp controller I have been turning out some freaking amazing steaks, etc. I'm currently expanding into thicker cuts. Looking forward to these roasts.

[Drachen]

What is the buy in. I am interested.

[Wild Cobra]

Sounds like I should book a flight to Texas...

[CosmicCowboy]

It's a fun game. My friends and their kids. not high. I'll probably ask for a $20 donation per head for the food but trust me it will be worth it.

[ElNono]

I'm really exploring the boundaries of this soux vide stuff...after I built my temp controller I have been turning out some freaking amazing steaks, etc. I'm currently expanding into thicker cuts. Looking forward to these roasts.

I grew up in a country that used to export prime meat worldwide, all grass fed. As usual, great meat was available fairly cheap locally, so I grew up eating excellent meat and I know exactly what you mean.

Nothing like a good filet mignon, new york strip or even a not too fatty ribeye, medium-well, juicy... man, I'm getting hungry :lol

Now, the sous vide isn't that good for steaks, because you want to have some searing on it, but for other kinds of meats, it's excellent.

[CosmicCowboy]

medium well PFFFFFFFT not on my watch. I serve medium rare or they cook their own.

[ElNono]

medium well PFFFFFFFT not on my watch. I serve medium rare or they cook their own.

:lol I'll take it... some people freak out when they see too much pink though... (ie: the wife here, who likes everything well-done... yuuuuck)

[Th'Pusher]

I must say, the menu has piqued my interest and the conversation would likely be thought-provoking. What are the details?

[CosmicCowboy]

I must say, the menu has piqued my interest and the conversation would likely be thought-provoking. What are the details?

based on your adversarial posts and general antisocial behavior I think you would be on the "do not invite" list.

[Th'Pusher]

based on your adversarial posts and general antisocial behavior I think you would be on the "do not invite" list.
Ok then...

[Drachen]

Ok then...

Damn, shot down.

[Drachen]

Ok then...

Damn, shot down.

[Nbadan]

hmmm.................I just got a liberal hunting pass too....

[Wild Cobra]

hmmm.................I just got a liberal hunting pass too....
Are you saying it's hunting season on liberals?

[baseline bum]

Medium motherfucking well? We should revoke your citizenship and send your ass back across the Rio Grande for that. CC's not talking about shit you throw in your burrito and then drench in a cup and a half of ranchero salsa.

[The Reckoning]

brisket or gtfo!

slow roasting a young boar works as well

[Sportcamper]

I had to look up what a Pikes Peak Roast was…Never heard that term before…I cook a mean eye of round in the Crock Pot…

[ElNono]

Medium motherfucking well? We should revoke your citizenship and send your ass back across the Rio Grande for that. CC's not talking about shit you throw in your burrito and then drench in a cup and a half of ranchero salsa.

:lol

[admiralsnackbar]

Can't argue with results, I guess, but hearing someone say no pussies are invited to their sous-vide bag-b-cue party reminds me of the Pace salsa ads.

All the same, enjoy.

[CosmicCowboy]

Can't argue with results, I guess, but hearing someone say no pussies are invited to their sous-vide bag-b-cue party reminds me of the Pace salsa ads.

All the same, enjoy.

Oh, I do competition style regular BBQ brisket, ribs, chicken etc. as well but this particular technique allows you to do large cheap tough cuts to a consistent tender medium rare. Cant' pull that off with this cut of meat without the sous vide step. Just slaughtered a big grass fed steer and got a freezer full of meat.

[admiralsnackbar]

Oh, I do competition style regular BBQ brisket, ribs, chicken etc. as well but this particular technique allows you to do large cheap tough cuts to a consistent tender medium rare. Cant' pull that off with this cut of meat without the sous vide step. Just slaughtered a big grass fed steer and got a freezer full of meat.
Honestly not impugning your masculinity or cooking chops -- it just seemed incongruent, like talking about the Maillard reaction on a brisquet instead of "the bark."

[spursncowboys]

medium well PFFFFFFFT not on my watch. I serve medium rare or they cook their own.
It doesn't have to scream when I cut into it, but pretty close.

[tlongII]

Bastard! After you ditched my ass when I was in SA last weekend!

[Trainwreck2100]

man fuck that i seen Surviving the Game I know where that shits headed

[CosmicCowboy]

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7461/pit012.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/pit012.jpg/)

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2346/pit013.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/41/pit013.jpg/)

[Trill Clinton]

i'm down.

[CosmicCowboy]

i'm down.

Sweet, a moving target!

[LnGrrrR]

I've got that same Bucee's mug. I love that thing.

[mrsmaalox]

So just men, huh?

[coyotes_geek]

Sweet, a moving target!


http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2346/pit013.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/41/pit013.jpg/)

Your place does look like a great setup to practice Wild Cobra Immigration Policy. :)

[DarrinS]

I've got that same Bucee's mug. I love that thing.


I spent only enough time in that place to quickly scan what all the fuss was about (say 10-15 seconds) before doing an about-face and leaving the establishment.

[DarrinS]

By the way, lmao

http://imageshack.us/a/img84/4418/elfze.jpg

[TeyshaBlue]

I'm doing a guys weekend at the ranch next weekend.

Pussys need not apply.

Dumbass...you're just now posting the invites?:bang

I punted my spouse to spend last weekend recording out at a studio at Possum Kingdom Lake. I could've rolled on down for this if I'd known earlier. No way she's gonna give me two weekends off.:p:

[Trill Clinton]

Sweet, a moving target!

lolsmh

[TeyshaBlue]

lolsmh

You can just hold the targets then. But, try to be still.

[Trill Clinton]

You can just hold the targets then. But, try to be still.

i'd rather just hang out and get to know some cool people.

[Fpoonsie]

I'll bring the pretentious beer!

[TeyshaBlue]

i'd rather just hang out and get to know some cool people.

You can do both.

[Trill Clinton]

You can do both.

i could but since i've been threatened i rather not go at all.

can you make me a plate, though?

[mavs>spurs]

i'd rather just hang out and get to know some cool people.
Sure, well let you "hang" around

[Trill Clinton]

Sure, well let you "hang" around

lol!

[Blake]

Concrete slabs, metal folding chairs, cactus, drunks with guns?

if that's not heaven on earth, I don't know what is

[Blake]

I spent only enough time in that place to quickly scan what all the fuss was about (say 10-15 seconds) before doing an about-face and leaving the establishment.

Yeah, ditto.

[Blake]

Sure, well let you "hang" around

lol

[rascal]

I'm doing a guys weekend at the ranch next weekend.

Pussys need not apply.

Shoot at each other.

[Drachen]

I spent only enough time in that place to quickly scan what all the fuss was about (say 10-15 seconds) before doing an about-face and leaving the establishment.

Some of the cleanest bathrooms you will ever see. LOL

[TeyshaBlue]

i could but since i've been threatened i rather not go at all.

can you make me a plate, though?

No probs. What'll it be?

[Trill Clinton]

meh, a little bit of everything i suppose.

make sure and grab me one of those sous vide cooked steaks CC has been bragging about.

[TeyshaBlue]

meh, a little bit of everything i suppose.

make sure and grab me one of those sous vide cooked steaks CC has been bragging about.

You don't want none of that gay steak. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole.
*unintentional pun* *10 yard penalty. Replay the last post*

[Trill Clinton]

lmao.

i had to look sous vide up and it does look a little douchey.

i guess the days of cowboys cooking steaks over an open flamed grill are over.

[TeyshaBlue]

lmao.

i had to look sous vide up and it does look a little douchey.

i guess the days of cowboys cooking steaks over an open flamed grill are over.

It's French. Got no business being in the same sentence as the word "Steak".

[CosmicCowboy]

You guys like Mortons, Ruth Chris, Bohannens, etc? That's how they cook their steaks that perfect juicy, fork tender medium rare all the way through with the flash seared crust.

http://www.amwaygrand.com/images/med_ruths_chris_steak_house.jpg

[DMC]

I had a Morton's filet a few months back in Hartford, pretty good. The piss detectors aren't bad either.

[TeyshaBlue]

You guys like Mortons, Ruth Chris, Bohannens, etc? That's how they cook their steaks that perfect juicy, fork tender medium rare all the way through with the flash seared crust.

http://www.amwaygrand.com/images/med_ruths_chris_steak_house.jpg

I do not like Morton's, Ruth Chris', or any steakhouse that fucking broils steak.

Grill it over an open flame or give it to the dogs.

[TeyshaBlue]

If you know how to cook a steak, you don't have to throw a bunch of french words at it to make it behave.

[CosmicCowboy]

Trust me, I can cook a damn good steak and did it for years without the SV. I prefer to call it precision cooking. a perfect medium rare is 131F and using SV it's there every fucking time no matter how drunk i get...:lol When everyone is ready to eat then rip the bags open and season and flash on a hotter than hell mesquite coal fire and they are just fucking awesome and perfectly cooked every damn time. The problem with cooking a thick steak on a fire only is that the first 1/4" is well done, the next 1/4" is medium and finally the center is medium rare. With SV the whole steak is medium rare but just a hot seared crust. HUGE difference.

[Trill Clinton]

welp, hopefully i can enjoy some steaks with the good ol boys one day.

i can talk women and country music with the best of em doggie.

[Fpoonsie]

If you know how to cook a steak, you don't have to throw a bunch of french words at it to make it behave.

:lmao

[Nbadan]

welp, hopefully i can enjoy some steaks with the good ol boys one day.

i can talk women and country music with the best of em doggie.

Dude, just marry his daughter...

[LnGrrrR]

I spent only enough time in that place to quickly scan what all the fuss was about (say 10-15 seconds) before doing an about-face and leaving the establishment.


1) Clean bathrooms
2) Lots of different types of jerky

Other than that, it's a pretty good gas station stop. I used to travel often between San Antonio and Biloxi, and it was a pretty decent place to spend 5 minutes in while gassing up.

[CosmicCowboy]

Bastard! After you ditched my ass when I was in SA last weekend!

Sorry TLong but you just didn't stay in town long enough. I was neck deep in moving my daughter into her new house. I might have been able to hook up right before you guys flew out but I didn't want to gloat about the outcome of the game.

[HI-FI]

Damn you, I was in San Antonio last weekend. Is that HEB brisket you're cooking? :lol
curious son, you come down to watch spurs games or business related? i still haven't seen a Spurs game in person and I live a few hours away. pretty pathetic on my part tbh. GNSF with the casual fan goods.
that's cool you stop by though, even if en route to visit family across the border jk


Sure, well let you "hang" around
:lmao
good to see Trill has a good sense of humor though


CC, what parts you live? this thread makes me feel like an asshole for cooking medium well. I have this obsessive nature to overcook everything.

[Twisted_Dawg]

I'm doing a guys weekend at the ranch next weekend.

Pussys need not apply.


So just men, huh?

Both kinds need not apply??

[CosmicCowboy]

OK, not showing any pictures of friends/guns but this was dinner...The stuff on the right is german fried cabbage...one of my favorite ranch comfort foods but definitely not something I need to be eating every day.

http://imageshack.us/a/img600/8903/photo4ip.jpg

This is a close up of the roast after I cut it in half. (thats only half of it. For scale, the roast is about 4" thick) Turned out freaking amazing. Better than prime rib IMHO.


http://imageshack.us/a/img820/5348/photo5nu.jpg

After I fattened em up and got them buzzed I took their money. :}


http://imageshack.us/a/img837/2983/photo6tm.jpg

[Drachen]

Happy that you fellas had a good time. Sad I couldn't make it, but hope for another opportunity at some point.

[CosmicCowboy]

Yeah, we need to do a political forum GTG at Scotts place sometime.

Hell, I'd be up for tomorrow night.

[CosmicCowboy]

I know bat shit crazy Boutons would never show up at a GTG but I'd love to get a visual and see how close it is to what I have speculated on.

[Drachen]

I know bat shit crazy Boutons would never show up at a GTG but I'd love to get a visual and see how close it is to what I have speculated on.

I was just thinking about this when you bumped your thread. I would really like a GTG with BD involved. Not for the same reason as you posted, but to see if this is indeed how he is at all times or if it is just amped up on the internet.

I would be afraid to have chumper at a gtg.
Me: "Hey I am buying a round of beers, CD what do you want?"
CD: "what are you implying I want"
Me: "Oh I figured since I was buying you might want a beer"
CD: "what makes you think that? Be specific"
Me: "We all met at a bar"
CD: "Is beer the only thing that you can do at a bar?"



Me: "I am not buying anything for anyone"

2nd thought, he should be there in case I was ever stupid enough to announce that I wanted to (and could afford to) buy a round for everyone.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm pretty easy when it comes to free beer tbh.

[CosmicCowboy]

I was just thinking about this when you bumped your thread. I would really like a GTG with BD involved. Not for the same reason as you posted, but to see if this is indeed how he is at all times or if it is just amped up on the internet.

I would be afraid to have chumper at a gtg.
Me: "Hey I am buying a round of beers, CD what do you want?"
CD: "what are you implying I want"
Me: "Oh I figured since I was buying you might want a beer"
CD: "what makes you think that? Be specific"
Me: "We all met at a bar"
CD: "Is beer the only thing that you can do at a bar?"



Me: "I am not buying anything for anyone"

2nd thought, he should be there in case I was ever stupid enough to announce that I wanted to (and could afford to) buy a round for everyone.

:lmao

chump would be way too skeeered to come to a GTG.

[Drachen]

:lmao

chump would be way too skeeered to come to a GTG.

I am sure he would come to one if we made it up to Austin.

Think about it. How likely are you to go to a gtg up in Austin? Probably not very. Same for him I would imagine

[ChumpDumper]

I think I'd send someone to go as me then watch the reactions from another table.

[Drachen]

I think I'd send someone to go as me then watch the reactions from another table.

Would you send CuckingFunt?????? Would ya?

[ChumpDumper]

Would you send CuckingFunt?????? Would ya?I said I wouldn't go myself.

[Drachen]

I said I wouldn't go myself.

Oops

[Drachen]

Also, to answer you question CC, I can't make it tomorrow. Friday would probably be best for me if anyone else wants to do so.

[CosmicCowboy]

Friday probably doesn't work for me. Wife is in LA this week and I'm not as flexible when I have to entertain her.

[CosmicCowboy]

I said I wouldn't go myself.

Shit.

Please tell me CuckingFunts not Chumps troll.

[ChumpDumper]

Shit.

Please tell me CuckingFunts not Chumps troll.Rule 1: Never masturbate to the perceived image of a poster from an anonymous message board.

[CosmicCowboy]

Rule 1: Never masturbate to the perceived image of a poster from an anonymous message board.

LOL, I'll leave that to you buckwheat.

But since she claims to be similar to Betty Page but taller it's definitely fun to speculate. Maybe Chump is CuckingFunts troll?

[Drachen]

Friday probably doesn't work for me. Wife is in LA this week and I'm not as flexible when I have to entertain her.

Thus my inability to break away tomorrow.

[CosmicCowboy]

Yep

We're pussy whipped. I admit it.

The alternative is way too fucking painful financially.:lol

[ChumpDumper]

Buckwheat?

[CosmicCowboy]

Buckwheat?

Sorry

I stand corrected Spanky.

[mavs>spurs]

good stuff guys cant wait to do it again tbh

[Agloco]

Yeah, we need to do a political forum GTG at Scotts place sometime.

Hell, I'd be up for tomorrow night.

Still sorry I missed you last time Cowboy. Now I'm a thousand miles west unfortunately.

That was some good looking stuff on that platter btw. :tu

[Drachen]

Buckwheat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw

[CuckingFunt]

Shit.

Please tell me CuckingFunts not Chumps troll.

I really, REALLY don't want to know why you're so concerned about that possibility.

[ChumpDumper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKswI am familiar with the reference, it simply made no sense.

Neither does Spanky.

[Drachen]

LOL, I'll leave that to you buckwheat.

But since she claims to be similar to Betty Page but taller it's definitely fun to speculate. Maybe Chump is CuckingFunts troll?


Sorry

I stand corrected Spanky.


I am familiar with the reference, it simply made no sense.

Neither does Spanky.

CosmicCowboy were you referring to yourself?

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I really, REALLY don't want to know why you're so concerned about that possibility.

Simple. I hope you really exist and aren't a troll. I really like smart feisty females and would hate to think you were someone like Chump in cyberdrag.

[Drachen]

Guess so.

[CosmicCowboy]

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[Drachen]

.

[mavs>spurs]

i know i gave CC shit in the past but he seems like a genuinely decent and hospitable dude i saiddddd. not that i live anywhere near austin or would show up around some of the others, but CC is alright.

[Trill Clinton]

OK, not showing any pictures of friends/guns but this was dinner...The stuff on the right is german fried cabbage...one of my favorite ranch comfort foods but definitely not something I need to be eating every day.

http://imageshack.us/a/img600/8903/photo4ip.jpg

This is a close up of the roast after I cut it in half. (thats only half of it. For scale, the roast is about 4" thick) Turned out freaking amazing. Better than prime rib IMHO.


http://imageshack.us/a/img820/5348/photo5nu.jpg

After I fattened em up and got them buzzed I took their money. :}


http://imageshack.us/a/img837/2983/photo6tm.jpg

fam, can you get a better camera?

i can't tell how well the meat is cooked because of the quality of the pic is so poor.

that roast looks dry as hell btw.

[Creepn]

Yeah I'm not feeling that platter either. Seen Burger King meat looking juicer than that.

[DarrinS]

Yeah I'm not feeling that platter either. Seen Burger King meat looking juicer than that.

Yeah, sure you have. :rolleyes

[CosmicCowboy]

fam, can you get a better camera?

i can't tell how well the meat is cooked because of the quality of the pic is so poor.

that roast looks dry as hell btw.

Lens may have been smudged. It was an 8mp i5.

And the meat was juicy as hell btw.

[CosmicCowboy]

fam, can you get a better camera?

i can't tell how well the meat is cooked because of the quality of the pic is so poor.

that roast looks dry as hell btw.



Yeah I'm not feeling that platter either. Seen Burger King meat looking juicer than that.

like I give a fuck what you two assholes think...:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Trill Clinton]

Lens may have been smudged. It was an 8mp i5.

And the meat was juicy as hell btw.


like I give a fuck what you two assholes think...:lmao:lmao:lmao

uhhh i don't care if you give a fuck.

i was just suggesting you get a better cam so that the food you slaved over doesn't look dried out and nasty.

later on i'll post some food pics to show you how its done.

[Creepn]

good stuff guys cant wait to do it again tbh

Lol your pussy ass didn't go. Why do you lie so much?

[Drachen]

CosmicCowboy What do you use to seal the meat that you are sous videing? Do you have a food saver of some sort?

[spursncowboys]

I was just thinking about this when you bumped your thread. I would really like a GTG with BD involved. Not for the same reason as you posted, but to see if this is indeed how he is at all times or if it is just amped up on the internet.

I would be afraid to have chumper at a gtg.
Me: "Hey I am buying a round of beers, CD what do you want?"
CD: "what are you implying I want"
Me: "Oh I figured since I was buying you might want a beer"
CD: "what makes you think that? Be specific"
Me: "We all met at a bar"
CD: "Is beer the only thing that you can do at a bar?"



Me: "I am not buying anything for anyone"

2nd thought, he should be there in case I was ever stupid enough to announce that I wanted to (and could afford to) buy a round for everyone.
:lmao