AFC Divisional Round: Texans@Patriots

[HI-FI]

i ain't sure it's good, but they should go for it. fuck it, it will put Brady back on the 1 if nothing else.

[timvp]

Foster with some sweet Moslim justice, tbh.

[monosylab1k]

Bellicheat

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao thats fuckin hilarious!

[DPG21920]

If they b*tch out (assuming they don't count it) and kick a FG I'm going to punch Benefactor.

[DPG21920]

Luckily they ruled it a TD. Might be tough to overturn.

[benefactor]

Good. Didn't want to have to switch from beer to whiskey this early.

[DPG21920]

Big time answer. Don't give up any points here. Pats have the ball to start the 2nd half you can't afford to give up points here.

[timvp]

Down seven at the half would be great all things considered. Then in the second half, pray that Foster can be Australian for monster and run all over Belicheat!! Can you see what I'm doing here?!?

[LakerHater]

Hit that fucker JJ!

[DPG21920]

JJ Watt should finger wag Brady

[Clipper Nation]

JJ Watt is a beast, tbh...

[LakerHater]

DUMBASS!

edit: nevermind.

[benefactor]

Can't believe that wasn't a penalty.

[thunderup]

Cheatriots punter flopping like a faggot.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Pats' punter flopping like '06 D-Wade

[benefactor]

Keo needs to die regardless though. Any good that faggot does is negated by his shit plays.

[DPG21920]

:lol Pats' punter flopping like '06 D-Wade

Let me guess, you're used to it watching Norv, The Chargers and their crappy punter!

[Clipper Nation]

Let me guess, you're used to it watching Norv, The Chargers and their crappy punter!

:lol

[HI-FI]

awesome. Schaub stepping up, prove me wrong.

[LakerHater]

55 yarder!!

[benefactor]

No way noodle leg makes this...but I'll take being down 7 at the half.

[resistanze]

Nice kick wow.

[thunderup]

Fuck yes. Momentum going into the lockeroom.

[benefactor]

Color me impressed

[Clipper Nation]

Damn, what a kick! :wow

[gaKNOW!blee]

No way noodle leg makes this...but I'll take being down 7 at the half.

lol

[blkroadrunners]

:wow Graham actually made it!

[timvp]

Not sure how they did it but that ended up being a pretty good half for the Texans. Rattle Brady with some pressure and there's some hope.

[benefactor]

lol
Det jinx tbh

[LnGrrrR]

Good thing that the Pats get the ball after the half. Hopefully they make some good halftime adjustments and score a TD on the opening drive.

[Raven]

good first half, still too close to relax.

[thunderup]

Good thing that the Pats get the ball after the half. Hopefully they make some good halftime adjustments and score a TD on the opening drive.
Uh, hopefully not.

[timvp]

WTF is the NBA doing scheduling games during playoff NFL action :pctoss

[gameFACE]

Being down 4 could just be what the Texans need. The best thing is to learn how to come from behind in the playoffs.

[LakerHater]

WTF is the NBA doing scheduling games during playoff NFL action :pctoss Oh DAMN, forgot the Spurs play in 40 mins... no game thread yet either.

[DPG21920]

LakerHater can you gif TlongII's face when his team blew it? It's at the 8 second mark of the fourth quarter.

[benefactor]

Dammit...Quin fell down.

[Clipper Nation]

Texans pissing themselves to start the half, per par...

[monosylab1k]

:lmao that brandon spikes celebration

[benefactor]

Another gift call for Houston.

[resistanze]

What a big fucking gift from the refs.

[benefactor]

:lmao that brandon spikes celebration
gif worthy tbh

[benefactor]

:lmao that brandon spikes celebration
gif worthy tbh

[Chinook]

That should have been called a fumble.

[benefactor]

lol Schaub panicking with receivers open.

[Clipper Nation]

Texans have actually been getting gifts from the refs, but of course, aren't accepting them, tbh....

[Raven]

i like what i see.

[LnGrrrR]

So what did the ref call for that fumble? I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings. Couldn't hear the explanation.

[thunderup]

:lol Schaub give himself more time when he got out of the pocket..and it all was for naught:lol

[benefactor]

So what did the ref call for that fumble? I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings. Couldn't hear the explanation.
Blown dead on forward progress.

[benefactor]

So what did the ref call for that fumble? I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings. Couldn't hear the explanation.
Blown dead on forward progress.

[thunderup]

Alright 3 and out, capitalize Houston.

[benefactor]

Defense saves the day again. Gotta score.

[benefactor]

...and an extra five to start the drive off.

[thunderup]

Good read by Schaub

[benefactor]

:facepalm

[thunderup]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Goddammit i saw that shit coming. Anytime an offense is pinned like that, all the chimp brains on defense think "safety" and forget to play disciplined.

[thunderup]

Schaub redeeming himself!

[benefactor]

...and follows it up with a big time throw. wtf.

[monosylab1k]

Apparently holding is legal for Houston.

[benefactor]

And there it is.

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck Matt Schaub...

[Raven]

i'm so proud of that D, it's amazing how improved it is from last year..

[monosylab1k]

Gotta put up 7 here. I doubt it happens. This Pats team almost never buries their opponents, they play lifeless and let them hang around till the end.

[LnGrrrR]

Blown dead on forward progress.

Thanks for the info.

[weebo]

i'm so proud of that D, it's amazing how improved it is from last year..


no not really...schaub just really suck that much

[Clipper Nation]

i'm so proud of that D, it's amazing how improved it is from last year..

Schaub's making them look like the 2000 Ravens D...

[BUMP]

And there it is.

:lol

[benefactor]

i'm so proud of that D, it's amazing how improved it is from last year..
Eh...that was more about Schaub being Schaub tbh.

[benefactor]

i'm so proud of that D, it's amazing how improved it is from last year..
Eh...that was more about Schaub being Schaub tbh.

[weebo]

schaub is nothing more than a back up qb

[HI-FI]

Texans with the Moral Victory goods

[Raven]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Clipper Nation]

When will teams learn that signing another team's backup QB and building around him based on a tiny sample size will never end well for them?

[thunderup]

Oh well..........


Go Ravens

[HI-FI]

btw how much are they paying Schaub? I think he's hit his ceiling. Maybe they should go for a cheaper option, I don't see him getting them a SB.

[benefactor]

Texans with the Moral Victory goods
At least they kept it interesting this long. It was only a matter of time.

[benefactor]

btw how much are they paying Schaub? I think he's hit his ceiling. Maybe they should go for a cheaper option, I don't see him getting them a SB.
Extended him this season.

lol Texans.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao where's that faggot who said Houston should "win easily"?

[gameFACE]

TJ Yates!

Spurs game in 5 minutes......

[HI-FI]

At least they kept it interesting this long. It was only a matter of time.
i was rooting for them, but hopefully Ravens settle a score. I have more faith in Flacco than Schaub.

[LakerHater]

LakerHater can you gif TlongII's face when his team blew it? It's at the 8 second mark of the fourth quarter.
What was it, I missed that.

[DPG21920]

It was just a joke (that's when ATL kicked the FG)

[HI-FI]

Extended him this season.

lol Texans.
lol, i'm sorry. one thing I love Kaepernick is despite his potential and play, we are paying cheap right now. that will change obviously, but these teams need to quit signing overrated QBs to big deals.

[monosylab1k]

The Texans should win this game. To me, it's all about seeing if that defense can return to form. If they play well, the game shouldn't even be particularly close.

:lmao

[weebo]

kubiak running out the clock

[Clipper Nation]

but these teams need to quit signing overrated QBs to big deals.
Not to mention, Schaub was the backup in Atlanta for a reason.... he's not good enough to be a starter.... the Texans, Chiefs, and every other team who has tried this "sign the backup QB from a good team because he won a game or two" routine are retarded, tbh...

[HI-FI]

Not to mention, Schaub was the backup in Atlanta for a reason.... he's not good enough to be a starter.... the Texans, Chiefs, and every other team who has tried this "sign the backup QB from a good team because he won a game or two" routine are retarded, tbh...
funny thing is Matt Cassell and Matt flynn. Cassell because he's a great example of the patriots system, which is why I still would like to see brady on a team not coached by belichick. Flynn was even dumber.

[LakerHater]

It was just a joke (that's when ATL kicked the FG)

Oh LOL, thought there was a struggle face of a Hawks fan!!! :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Flynn was even dumber.
The Seahawks were REAL fortunate that Russell Wilson has turned out to be so good, because they'd have been a 6-win team at best with Flynn starting....

[LnGrrrR]

Damn, thought Foster was down right there.

[HI-FI]

crofl Schaub

[gaKNOW!blee]

4th and 1

throw deep

[thunderup]

Wow Schaub is horrible.

[Trill Clinton]

hell yea!

[jeebus]

crofl. I leave at halftime to do some shit and come back to a bloodbath

[Raven]

vereen seems legit

[thunderup]

:lol blowout

[benefactor]

Time to watch the Spurs. On to the draft.

[Clipper Nation]

Let's be real, this shit was pretty much over when the Texans only managed a field goal after that big return... Kubiak fucking blows, I hate these overconservative coaches who ruin talented teams by being pussies...

[HI-FI]

Belichick is a helluva coach. I really hope he sticks around after Brady retires, but he might be too old by then.

[Chinook]

Well, there goes that game. Time to watch the Spurs. I was wrong monosylab1k . Houston's defense was all right (not as great as they were earlier in the year, but still good enough), but I didn't expect Shaub to be this bad. New England stepped up, and it looks like Houston really wasn't that good, after all. Here's to a good game next week. :toast

[jeebus]

Let's be real, this shit was pretty much over when the Texans only managed a field goal after that big return... Kubiak fucking blows, I hate these overconservative coaches who ruin talented teams by being pussies...

pretty much tbh. congrats on the superbowl win, pats

[LakerHater]

vereen seems legit
Itsa system offense.

[Clipper Nation]

pretty much tbh. congrats on the superbowl win, pats

Ravens can beat the Pats, but if they end up shitting themselves too, you can pretty much chalk up another sickening Super Bowl ring for the Two Douchebags, tbh...

[LnGrrrR]

Really Pats? Really? Maybe hold a few people back on the special teams kickoffs?

[jeebus]

Ravens can beat the Pats, but if they end up shitting themselves too, you can pretty much chalk up another sickening Super Bowl ring for the Two Douchebags, tbh...

that's going to be a tough game to root for. I hate the Pats and I can't stand the Murderer.

[gaKNOW!blee]

how can these coaches no throw a flag more than 5 feet?

[Clipper Nation]

that's going to be a tough game to root for. I hate the Pats and I can't stand the Murderer.

Ray Ray is a lot easier to root for than the Uggs model, tbh...

[LnGrrrR]

Think that will be a TD

[jeebus]

Ray Ray is a lot easier to root for than the Uggs model, tbh...

I'll just root for injuries imo

[Trill Clinton]

The Seahawks were REAL fortunate that Russell Wilson has turned out to be so good, because they'd have been a 6-win team at best with Flynn starting....

yup, drafting russy was huge for the franchise.

[HI-FI]

that's going to be a tough game to root for. I hate the Pats and I can't stand the Murderer.

Murderer doesn't really bother me. Even though I hate Patriots and I think brady is overrated, I still have a lot of respect for Belichick. Kind of reminds me of Pop in a way, finding these guys that fit their system well within the cap.

[Raven]

Itsa system offense.

well, i don't see ridley getting deep passes, seems like they are a good complement to each other, we may as well let woodhead walk if he asks too much.. still, to lose both the law firm and danny in two years, may be too much for me :depressed

[LakerHater]

WoW!

[Clipper Nation]

Schaub with the garbage time, pressure's-off goods, tbh :lol

[jeebus]

I still have a lot of respect for Belichick. Kind of reminds me of Pop in a way, finding these guys that fit their system well within the cap.

True, they are similar in that way but that's about it.

Good challenge tbh

[Pelicans78]

Brady is still the Best

[Raven]

True, they are similar in that way but that's about it.

Good challenge tbh

the similarities between the spurs and the pats are obvious tbh

[HI-FI]

Schaub and Texans should've been doing this earlier.

[LakerHater]

http://uppix.net/4/c/a/5e06eb492ca2d318db72397d3f844.gif

[timvp]

Alright, Ray Ray, it's upta you.

[monosylab1k]

True, they are similar in that way but that's about it.

I dunno tbh

1. Asshole head coach
2. Anchored by a Hall of Famer who is arguably the greatest at their position.
3. Started dynasty with tough minded D, later adapted to offense-first.
4. Both haven't won a title in quite some time

[Clipper Nation]

Schaub with more garbage time, pressure's off goods, tbh... best garbage time QB in the league :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Pats can close this game out if they can get two or three first downs. Lets see if they can execute when they really need to.

[resistanze]

Houston FUCKED that up. Couldn't ask for a better kick.

[LakerHater]

WOOOW, almost!!

[LnGrrrR]

Phew. Another W in the books. Here's hoping we get another one next week!

[Chinook]

Wow, Houston just gave up at the end. There was still time for a miracle.

[jeebus]

I dunno tbh

1. Asshole head coach
2. Anchored by a Hall of Famer who is arguably the greatest at their position.
3. Started dynasty with tough minded D, later adapted to offense-first.
4. Both haven't won a title in quite some time

yeah, but...

spurs = class

[LnGrrrR]

Wow, Houston just gave up at the end. There was still time for a miracle.

Yeah, that was weird.

[Chinook]

You just don't do that with Andre Johnson on your team. But hey, maybe something good would've happened had they kept Jacoby.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Gronk's forearm was that susceptible to reinjury he shouldn't have been on the field at all. Someone fucked that up.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

With his injury I'm actually glad we have McDaniels' cheap and gimmicky bullshit playcalling. Hernandez, Welker and Lloyd isn't a strong enough group of receivers to win without a good running game and a few chunk yardage gimmick plays.

[FYM]

:tu

[monosylab1k]

If Gronk's forearm was that susceptible to reinjury he shouldn't have been on the field at all. Someone fucked that up.

Yeah, if he can't land on that arm without re-breaking it, he should never have been cleared to play. It was going to happen at some point inevitably.

I'm starting to think he's just always going to be injury prone. Back injury in college, now major injuries in two straight seasons.

[monosylab1k]

With his injury I'm actually glad we have McDaniels' cheap and gimmicky bullshit playcalling. Hernandez, Welker and Lloyd isn't a strong enough group of receivers to win without a good running game and a few chunk yardage gimmick plays.

I'm glad to see running backs who can actually make plays without perfect blocking, unlike Woodcuck and BenJarvusTurdFaggit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yeah, if he can't land on that arm without re-breaking it, he should never have been cleared to play. It was going to happen at some point inevitably.

I'm starting to think he's just always going to be injury prone. Back injury in college, now major injuries in two straight seasons.

Eh, one back injury in college that hasn't been a problem at all in the NFL, a badly sprained ankle and a broken forearm. Those don't seem like injury prone injuries, just wrong place wrong time.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm glad to see running backs who can actually make plays without perfect blocking, unlike Woodcuck and BenJarvusTurdFaggit

All they need is to resign Welker and get a decent threat opposite Brandon Lloyd and the offense will actually have a complete group of skill position players that isn't relying on Danny Woodhead, Julians Edelman or a 67 year old Deion Branch to make plays every week.

[DAF86]

Obviously quarterback is the most important position...but do you really think eli is better than brady?

there's a fine line between being a champion and a choker, and often times it relies on the supporting cast.

I agree with that but no sport that has a position like quarterback can be the "ultimate team game".