Massages

[DeadlyDynasty]

If you have the means, I recommend treating yourself at least once a week to one of these at whatever your local massage parlor/spa is. I used to get one once a week when I lived up in Pitt, and I finally found my spot down in Miami. Well worth it.:toast

[CuckingFunt]

With or without air quotes?

[DeadlyDynasty]

w/o

[CuckingFunt]

w/o

Then, yes, I agree. Would happily get a weekly massage if I could swing it. Ditto chiropractic treatment.

[Blake]

Once a month or so works for me.

If you get one once a week, does it lessen the muscle soreness that comes the day after?

[Trill Clinton]

i love em.

nothing like being pampered with a mani/pedi then getting a hot stone massage.

[Arnold Rothstein]

I'll cosign the shit outta this. I love massages. I need a BJ to conclude the festivities though.

[Arnold Rothstein]

i love em.

nothing like being pampered with a mani/pedi then getting a hot stone massage.

What a faggot.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Once a month or so works for me.

If you get one once a week, does it lessen the muscle soreness that comes the day after?

For me it does. I'll be hurting tomorrow since I hadn't had one in awhile--but when I used to get them regularly the soreness was very minimal.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It feels like she dislocated my right pinkie finger though:lol

[jeebus]

I've never had one; how much do they cost?

[mrsmaalox]

Never considered it because, frankly the thought of a stranger's hands all over me is kinda gross. But I get a pedicure every 2 weeks (also a wonderful treat for yourself) and they have those giant industrial massage chairs that really work you over; I definitely like how I feel afterward.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've never had one; how much do they cost?

All depends on where you go and how long the massage is (30, 60, 90min). $30-100, I guess...in some cases much more for services rendered (more of a Vegas thing). Tomorrow when you take off for lunch go get one, if just for 30 minutes. Tip well.

[Trill Clinton]

put me on ignore.

my pleasure

[Fpoonsie]

Rofl. NT game. Weekly massages.

#NotSoHumbleBrag

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolI didn't mean to go the CosmicCowboy route and brag about my recent purchase of solar panels, vineyards, slaves, or a new kitchen. I had just gotten finished with a massage and felt like a million $

[NFO]

If you get one once a week, does it lessen the muscle soreness that comes the day after?

I never had a problem with muscle soreness the day after coming from the massage yet.

I get one about once a week and rarely are sore the day after from the massage.

[Fpoonsie]

:lolI didn't mean to go the CosmicCowboy route and brag about my recent purchase of solar panels, vineyards, slaves, or a new kitchen. I had just gotten finished with a massage and felt like the million dollars currently sitting in my bank acct.

[Reck]

This is a sore subject for mystix. :lol

I once got a massage from one of those korean on one of those street chair they set up at plazas and whatnot. He worked my shoulder and back pretty hardcore, was good then but really felt it the next day.

[CosmicCowboy]

:lolI didn't mean to go the CosmicCowboy route and brag about my recent purchase of solar panels, vineyards, slaves, or a new kitchen. I had just gotten finished with a massage and felt like a million $

GFY

[Fabbs]

Thai government takes its state sponsored massage schools very seriously.

North Hollywood has a large Thai community. You get the right gal who was schooled in Thailand and for $35 she can work it!

[tlongIII]

Dad goes to get a massage at least once a week too. He comes back so relaxed. I guess that's what he means by getting his happy ending.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, so have any of you guys actually done the "Happy Ending" thing? I remember a few years back some posters here were talking about what a great thing it was; I was shocked I tell you. Shocked!

[CavsSuperFan]

With or without air quotes?

What does this mean? Wish somebody else would have asked...:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ha, so have any of you guys actually done the "Happy Ending" thing? I remember a few years back some posters here were talking about what a great thing it was; I was shocked I tell you. Shocked!

It's pretty much considered part of the package in Vegas

[mrsmaalox]

It's pretty much considered part of the package in Vegas

So that's a "yes"? ;)

[JudynTX]

I never had a problem with muscle soreness the day after coming from the massage yet.

I get one about once a week and rarely are sore the day after from the massage.

From your wife? :D

[NFO]

From your wife? :D

Yep, she is a registered LMT. :toast

[JudynTX]

Yep, she is a registered LMT. :toast

Lucky!

[lefty]

Men who get massages are gay

[I. Hustle]

Lesbian Man Tamer?

[Koolaid_Man]

this shit is really old news for players like me...been doing this shit for years...but what never gets old is when she gives you a table shower and she runs that hot water down your crack and rubs her hands all in between your crack...shit feels wonderful mane - lol

[CuckingFunt]

Lesbian Man Tamer?

Someone in that equation is putting a lot of time and energy into something for no reason.

[baseline bum]

I'll cosign the shit outta this. I love massages. I need a BJ to conclude the festivities though.

Have you tried reaching over and unzipping your masseuse to see if he was down?

[Wild Cobra]

:lolI didn't mean to go the CosmicCowboy route and brag about my recent purchase of solar panels, vineyards, slaves, or a new kitchen. I had just gotten finished with a massage and felt like a million $
LOL...

Massages are great. I have learned how to give good massages, and at times received great ones back. Never paid for one or charged.

[johnsmith]

LOL...

Massages are great. I have learned how to give good massages, and at times received great ones back. Never paid for one or charged.

Never mind, now you're just being a douche on purpose. Do you find it odd that the term "douche bag" being used as an insult started around the same time you were a teen?

[Arnold Rothstein]

Have you tried reaching over and unzipping your masseuse to see if he was down?

You are one smooth operator. It sounds like you have a lot of experience preforming this move.