ESPN Double header: LA Lakers at San Antonio; Dallas at LA Clippers

[irishock]

Both blowouts imo. Here's a pregame vid for you classholes



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rHQxWZZvzWI

[DPG21920]

Cue the "LA will win their game. The Clippers that is :lmao :rollin :lol "

[NRHector]

Cue the "LA will win their game. The Clippers that is :lmao :rollin :lol "

:lmao

[irishock]

Alok Pattani ‏@AlokPattaniESPN
With final missed FGA Tuesday, KobeBryant passed John Havlicek for most missed FGA in NBA history, combining regular + postseason (15,296).

[Reck]

Just dont fucking lose Spurs.

[Relevancy]

If the Spurs don't beat the Lakers they'll be the laughingstock of the NBA

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck you artest just play like the piece of crap you are so i can go to bed

[Reck]

Spurs are letting them hang in, why?

Keep playing with fire..

[NRHector]

Spurs playing like pussies tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

wow duncan it's like you're being guarded by a guy named Sacre

[NRHector]

there we go that's what i'm talking about

[ElNono]

Lakers not bout dis life

[Reck]

wow duncan it's like you're being guarded by a guy named Sacre

I think Duncan caught on. :lol

Sacre has got to be the biggest scrub in NBA history. He has no clue.

[NRHector]

Step on their fucking necks Spurs and go for the throat :ihit

[Relevancy]

Yup a loss, did not expect anything less. It seems Kobe can't will his team to a victory anymore, old fucker.

[TimmehC]

Quit toying with these fools and give them the same treatment as the Mavs a couple weeks ago.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Sacre
:lol Not even good at dancing on the sideline, let alone playing NBA basketball

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe flopping :lol

[TimmehC]

Shooting less than 50% against this frontline is unacceptable.

[jeebus]

Kirby has been fantastic

[Reck]

LOL these two teams trying to out scrub one another.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope Pop kills Brousard in the third

[jeebus]

Lakers are lost until Team Leader Blake makes his return.

[Koolaid_Man]

I bet Timmy feel disrespected that we put Sacre on him...Sacre is pure comedy gold out there...I'm watching this shit just for him....lol

[Reck]

Neal needs to have a terrible accident.

[jeebus]

Too bad Neal couldn't be in jail for rape. Then we wouldn't have to watch his shitty PG skills.

[NRHector]

fucking spurs playing so stupid

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao And Laker fans call the Clippers "Flop City"

[Reck]

No reason not to have the Lakers blown the fuck out by now.

LOL contenders.

[Relevancy]

Spurs :lol letting the Lakers bench bring them back.

[NRHector]

No reason not to have the Lakers blown the fuck out by now.

LOL contenders.

seriously fucking spurs

[Trainwreck2100]

Ruining a statham movie with JCrap fuck you hollywood

[GuerillaBlack]

The Mavs need to stop being shown on national tv tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

Clark?...............Clark?

[NRHector]

The Mavs need to stop being shown on national tv tbh.

any team below .500 should not be on national tv

[Trainwreck2100]

Wow the bones of the body? Does Dwight Howard and Chuck Person know how the body works?

[jeebus]

Too bad Neal can't rape Broussard at halftime, sending his useless ass to jail and having Chris commit suicide from shame.

[Relevancy]

Spurs are a fucking joke:lmao

[TimmehC]

:lol Spurs letting these scrubs hang around

[Trainwreck2100]

Pop letting them Hang around with this fucking aweful lineup

[Reck]

Sacre making them Spurs his bitch.

:lmao this team is so pathetic.

[jeebus]

Mama? Mama?? are you shitting me? C'mon hollywood.

[NRHector]

Spurs are not taking this game seriously,idiots

[Clipper Nation]

Damn Spurs, seriously? :lol

[Reck]

It would be highly funny to lose to one of the worst team this year and to this lakers team back to back...with rest.

[DMC]

When Manu enters the game now, I just start counting his turnovers. Normally there's one within the first few seconds. He sometimes squelches it, but often it's just automatic. I see "20" as "TO".

[Reck]

Thank god for Sacre...

[DMC]

Both blowouts imo. Here's a pregame vid for you classholes



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rHQxWZZvzWI

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207885&p=6287461#post6287461

[DMC]

Alok Pattani ‏@AlokPattaniESPN
With final missed FGA Tuesday, KobeBryant (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19346) passed John Havlicek for most missed FGA in NBA history, combining regular + postseason (15,296).

Read more, post less. Everything you post has already been posted.

[NRHector]

fucking refs bailing Kobe as usual

[Reck]

Cleanest block I have ever seem results in a foul. Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

[Floyd Pacquiao]

good block by tim...kobe getting bailed out per par

[NRHector]

Cleanest block I have ever seem results in a foul. Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

because it was Kobe and you know how that works

[Trainwreck2100]

WTF? The back of his jersey doesn't say Durant

[NRHector]

damn Spurs, they should up by 20 at least :bang

[Reck]

damn Spurs, they should up by 20 at least :bang

They had that oportunity. This game will remain close throughout now. Book it.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why does Jalen Rose have a job that involves him speaking?

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Magic being a faggot

[Reck]

Why does Jalen Rose have a job that involves him speaking?

He must be working for free.

This guy actually thinks he comes off with abit of intelligence. I tend to mute this faggot.

[NRHector]

They had that oportunity. This game will remain close throughout now. Book it.

I hope you're wrong but they are playing like shit

[timtonymanu]

Mama? Mama?? are you shitting me? C'mon hollywood.

Even that Wayans movie :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Lakers making a run with Kobe on the bench
:lol Spurs going on a run when Kobe walks back in
:lol Kobe team leading -13

[benefactor]

Mama? Mama?? are you shitting me? C'mon hollywood.
I was laughing like hell at that.

[Trainwreck2100]

He must be working for free.

This guy actually thinks he comes off with abit of intelligence. I tend to mute this faggot.
He can't fucking bridge for shit, and his delivery of questions is aweful

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, these faggots can't put the Lakers away :lol

[Reck]

Duncan might as well sit down.

[ElNono]

coasting and still winning... impressive, tbh

[Reck]

Wow, these faggots can't put the Lakers away :lol

Lakers be trying hard to lose this game in the most possible of ways and still find themselves within reach. Its laughable at this point.

[irishock]

Read more, post less. Everything you post has already been posted.

Understood, postman.

[LkrFan]

Checking in. What I miss?

[Trainwreck2100]

Checking in. What I miss?

scrubs not playing like scrubs

[jeebus]

Checking in. What I miss?

Kirby's building houses for the poor, fat Mexicans.

[Clipper Nation]

Kirby padding his record brick count :lol

[Reck]

Like I said, Lakers melting the fuck down and still in this game. :lmao

[Banzai]

Reporting in!! Keeping myself updated at work. Looks like the 13.5 pt differential might suck tonight?? Lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Law of averages BS from Kirby :lol

[Reck]

Hahah why is a corpse trying to guard another corpse?

[irishock]

Bryant wow

[Reck]

This game will be tied soon.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

damn kawhi beastn

[Spurs9]

Ball hog mode engaged :lol

[jeebus]

Bryant wow

[Jt.ONE]

uh oh

[Reck]

Is it Bonner time yet?

[djohn2oo8]

This is sad now :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

so kobe goes hero mode, and the Spurs get their biggest lead

[jeebus]

how was Manu's reaction similar to Kirby's? one yelled at the official and one went to say hi to the fans

[Jt.ONE]

why arent the spurs blowing la out yet? i rather have kobe sit and rest for the upcoming games though

[Reck]

Why does Diaw always do that shit. ugh

[Clipper Nation]

so kobe goes hero mode, and the Spurs get their biggest lead
:cry But Kirby isn't the problem! :cry

[djohn2oo8]

:lol pringles

[Cry Havoc]

Lakers melting down at every single fucking foul call. So pathetic.

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Duhon

[midnightpulp]

Pathetic fuckin' showing by the Spurs to not be blowing out this scrub ass team by 20.

[jeebus]

lol meltdown

[Jt.ONE]

manu =bitch made

[Bynumite]

Vaginobili is such a flopping piece of shit, on back 2 back plays :lol

[Reck]

I dont know what LA has to do more to lose this game by 50.

[Clipper Nation]

Lakers melting down at every single fucking foul call. So pathetic.
They feel so entitled to every call and no-call going their way :lol

[jeebus]

Our rapist had 2 chances to put it in the hole and blew it. You'd think he'd be a pro at putting things in a hole.

[djohn2oo8]

Vaginobili is such a flopping piece of shit, on back 2 back plays :lol

:lol Gasol verbally flopping every fucking time

[ElNono]

we playing like shit and up double digits... good thing we're playing scrubs, tbh...

[midnightpulp]

And now here comes Pop gonna sit the starters for 8 minutes in the 4th while the shitty ass Lakers play like it's game 7 and make this into a close game.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Gasol verbally flopping every fucking time
Kirby blatantly flops too :lol

[Bynumite]

:lol Gasol verbally flopping every fucking time

Rocketfan defending Vaginobili's flopping ways knowing Flop So Harden is the heir to his flopping throne :lol Adorable :lol

[Jt.ONE]

bricked a layup haha....

...
sigh

[Reck]

Neal VS Sacre

Who's the biggest faggot?

[Clipper Nation]

Rocketfan defending Vaginobili's flopping ways knowing Flop So Harden is the heir to his flopping throne :lol Adorable :lol
Speaking of Harden, I seem to recall him viciously breaking Kirby's ankles last night, causing Kirby to flop and NOT get the call :lol

[jeebus]

I love it when Neal is in the game.

[Jt.ONE]

yes, let the blowout begin please

[jeebus]

In before toothless Jack comment

[Floyd Pacquiao]

damn that nigga jack dropping dagger 3s

[Reck]

Ok, I think we can win this without a full on choke display now.

[ElNono]

Jack bout dis life...

[irishock]

Jackson killing the Lakers lol

[benefactor]

Not now chief...I'm in the fucking zone.

[Trainwreck2100]

Jackson killing the Lakers lol

like he killed that cloud outside that strip club that one time

[Arcadian]

:lol Jon Barry: "I wonder why the Lakers are so bad defensively? They have MWP, Kobe, and Howard! Durr!"

Hey douchebag, maybe it's because those guys aren't actually good defensive players.

[Reck]

I love it when Neal is in the game.

Neal with it.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol @ pop resting tp and tim half the quarter

[Reck]

How about we eat up the clock instead of jacking 3s? Neal, yes?

[jeebus]

well fuck, this whole time could've been a tv timeout. fuckwads.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol lakers have no more timeouts for the tv timeout

[Jt.ONE]

lol stalling for timeout?

[NRHector]

not too many Lakers fan in the crowd like the other games when Lakers come to SA, I wonder what the hell happened

[Reck]

What the fuck was that? Hahaha

I want commercial free baskeball!!! :lol

[ffadicted]

LMAO that actually just happened

[jeebus]

not too many Lakers fan in the crowd like the other games when Lakers come to SA, I wonder what the hell happened

Spurs hit 100. They think they can get free tacos now, so they're trying to beat the crowd.







Mama...

[Trainwreck2100]

That ref shit was fucking gold

[Reck]

Meltdown spurs.

[jeebus]

:lmao Jack

[Jt.ONE]

LOL JACKSON


..

[irishock]

HOLY SH....

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Law of averages bullshit AND WWF officiating... congrats on the impending fools' gold win, Lakers :lol

[ElNono]

lol making it interesting for ESPN

[Reck]

They had that oportunity. This game will remain close throughout now. Book it.

Its sad how predictable the Spurs are.

[Trainwreck2100]

Okay guys we need to give this imaginary timeout, you cool/............................momma

[irishock]

Calling a Kobe game winner

[jeebus]

Kinda hoping for a Laker win so upstairs can kill themselves.

[Ace]

Still more Laker fans in San Antonio than Spurs fans?

[Spurs9]

:lmao @ this game tbh

[Clipper Nation]

Spurs are choking like a bunch of faggots :lol

[irishock]

lmao Artest

[Floyd Pacquiao]

spurs playing like absolute shit no execution at all

[Clipper Nation]

Lakers literally handing this game away :lol

[Jt.ONE]

god damnit kobe .. take your time man

[Clipper Nation]

MANUUUUU!!!

[Spurs9]

We are coasting and teasin tbh

[jeebus]

:lol Spurms defense

[benefactor]

:lol Parker

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Fucking Parker

[Jt.ONE]

:lol parker

[ElNono]

Terrible meltdown... win or lose

[irishock]

:lmao Clark

[timtonymanu]

rofl Spurs. Coasted the last two games. WTF is that bullshit? Only the Heat can afford to coast.

[Reck]

This is vintage Spurs. Ever the choking faggots

[benefactor]

Still more Laker fans in San Antonio than Spurs fans?
Anywhere the Mexicans outnumber any other race there are more Laker fans than any other team.

[Jt.ONE]

whats the point of pringles pretending to work the X and O's?


"blah blah blah, get it to kobe"

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol spurs are all out of sync

[Ace]

Anywhere the Mexicans outnumber any other race there are more Laker fans than any other team.
:lol

[Jt.ONE]

kobe's gonna brick it

[Clipper Nation]

LOLAKERS

[Ace]

Clutch Kobe :lol

[Arcadian]

:lol 5 game losing streak

[ElNono]

Brick

[jeebus]

kobe's gonna brick it

not much of a prediction imo

[Jt.ONE]

kobe could have created more space than that...

[irishock]

:lmao Howard replacing Sacre as team cheerleader

[timtonymanu]

Shittiest win ever.

Tony Parker reminding us of how much of a choker he is.

[Trainwreck2100]

that run happened after that freebie timeout that everyone is ignoring

[baseline bum]

Wow, this is a shit game. :lmao

How the Spurs did not blow this game I have no idea.

[ElNono]

:lol Spurs giving DAntoni hope, still winning

[Jt.ONE]

4 upcoming home games with no big men..

potential 9 game losing streak?

[TheChillFactor]

Fuck all that shit 15-20 with OKC coming up. Good night fuckheads.

[Reck]

Shittiest win ever.

Tony Parker reminding us of how much of a choker he is.

This x100.

I'm actually feeling a little sick to my stomach.

[HI-FI]

Shittiest win ever.

Tony Parker reminding us of how much of a choker he is.
THIS.
our only saving grace was he was playing against the king of Heroball Kobe.

[baseline bum]

Anywhere the Mexicans outnumber any other race there are more Laker fans than any other team.

Works for places where the brothers outnumber also.

[Jt.ONE]

jalen shitting on the laker franchise in front of magic though

[Arcadian]

:lol "we lost, but at least we showed passion!"

...:lol

[HI-FI]

hey Laker fans, how many official and unofficial announcers/commentators work for your team?

[irishock]

Kobe can't even trust a HOFer like Nash the same way freaking Jordan trusted a role player in Kerr down the stretch.

[benefactor]

Works for places where the brothers outnumber also.
Agreed.

[Arcadian]

How the Spurs did not blow this game I have no idea.

Because the Spurs on a bad night are still better than the Lakers "playing with passion."

[Clipper Nation]

kobe could have created more space than that...

Doesn't matter how much space is created, Kirby will find a way to brick in the clutch... that's why he's the all-time bricks leader, tbh...

[TheChillFactor]

Wow they showed hunger according to magic! Fucking somalians show hunger every day but they are still skinny as fuck tbh.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol @ all of the NBA teams outside of Miami.

[Bynumite]

Two teams auditioning for the best choke job.

MWP is a fucking fool, how do you not pass the ball to Kobe when he's all alone under the basket to make it a 1 point game?

He must think he's fucking Lebron or some shit and Pringles is an even bigger fool for allowing MWP to play like that every single game.

[KaiRMD1]

Jon Barry sounded like the ultimate Lakers commentator

[ElNono]

Two teams auditioning for the best choke job.

MWP is a fucking fool, how do you not pass the ball to Kobe when he's all alone to make it a 1 point game?

He must think he's fucking Lebron or some shit and Pringles is an even bigger fool for allowing MWP to play like that every single game.

lol meltdown

[Trainwreck2100]

Why the fuck does Doris Burke still have a fucking job

[Floyd Pacquiao]

spurs been playing like shit the past few games better turn it around on friday against the grizz or their getting that ass raped

[Clipper Nation]

All right, enough of the JV bullshit, time for LA's varsity team tbh...

[TimDunkem]

*Sees Doris Burke*

*changes channel*

[ElNono]

Dallashhhh and Clippershhh will give ushhhh a good game

[Brazil]

Jordan tried a lay up and missed it that shit was hilarious

[Arcadian]

Tim Duncan: 8 pts, 7 rbs, 4-13
Earl Clark: 22 pts, 13 rbs, 9-12

This will never happen again...and the Spurs still won. :lol

[Brazil]

Dallashhhh and Clippershhh will give ushhhh a good game

Nowiitssshhhkkkiiii the German Nazchiii fewfew

[Clipper Nation]

DJ shitting on the Mavs, tbh...

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Clippers pulling a Spurs right now, letting a scrub team hang with us...

[ElNono]

Not gonna happen, but wouldn't mind a Dallas W.... works for the Spurs catching up the Clips and it's another game Dallas has on the Lakeshow...

[Banzai]

Good game spurs...didn't expect the game to be close like it was..lakers just have to find something that works...easier said than done.

[timtonymanu]

Good game spurs...didn't expect the game to be close like it was..lakers just have to find something that works...easier said than done.

Shitty win, tbh. The Spurs have looked like crap lately.

Earl Clark is good. :tu It would be a travesty if D'Antoni doesn't play him consistently.

[Brazil]

Good game spurs...didn't expect the game to be close like it was..lakers just have to find something that works...easier said than done.

If these games can bring confidence to the bench players like Clark it could be very positive for the rest of the season

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Lamar just shat on Kaman

[Banzai]

If these games can bring confidence to the bench players like Clark it could be very positive for the rest of the season

The way things are going..it's probably a good thing other players get some run to improve their game and as you mentioned..gain some confidence in their abilities as a baksetball player.

[Reck]

:lol Clippers pulling a Spurs right now, letting a scrub team hang with us...

I would rank the Mavs slightly above the Lakers tbh. Plus they have a legit all around player in Dirk that is not actually a hindrance on your team.

[Dallas]

We'll make it a good game but tank it final second

[Dallas]

:lol Dirk rejected by Crawford

[Clipper Nation]

What a pitiful first half by LA's varsity team, tbh...

[Dirk Oneanddoneski]

Surprised its such a close game in monkeyball's own habitat tbh

[DAF86]

"Dirk Oneanddoneski" :lol
Rogue = Goat

[Clipper Nation]

What a nightmare of a game, nobody seems to give a shit out there... we really don't deserve to win, tbh....

[Dallas]

:lol tankcity beating lob city

[NRHector]

What a nightmare of a game, nobody seems to give a shit out there... we really don't deserve to win, tbh....

is like a deja vu from the Spurs game

[HI-FI]

Monkeyball finally making a move

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Exposed and embarrassed on national TV

[Clipper Nation]

Mavs switching into tank mode now?

[Dallas]

Crowder in the game- Ricky clearly tanking this one

[midnightpulp]

Mavs switching into tank mode now?

Nah. Mavs actually have a pretty decent roster, and like the Lakers, they're a wounded animal. This game might be the defining moment of the Mavs' season, though. If they win, I can see them putting together a nice run and getting themselves back into the playoff race. If they lose, I think they lose hope and just tank it.

[midnightpulp]

Chris Paul is amazing.

[Dallas]

:lmao

[Dallas]

Mavs have only 1 good complimentary player and that's Marion. Everyone else is a scorer who doesn't play D.

[NRHector]

Chris Paul is amazing.

he could have been better with the Lakers

[Clipper Nation]

Chris Paul is amazing.

MVP, tbh...

[Dallas]

Just go back to Nowitzki. Rick makes the game harder for himself with his Jason Garrett-like playcalling. Worse coach than Vinny honestly

[Clipper Nation]

Matt Barnes continuing to make Mitch look like the overrated fool he is, tbh...

[Dallas]

:lmao fire Carlisle please

[Jacob1983]

Please do not compare Rick Carlisle to Robotman coach. That is an insult of epic proportions. Rick Carlisle is a proven winner and a championship winning coach. Can't say the same for Robotman.

[Dallas]

Even the coach is one and done just like Nowitzki unforturnately :depressed

[irishock]

:lol Dallas

[BUMP]

I have to agree with another fellow Mav poster here (not gonna say names or anything like that) who said that we'd still struggle when Dirk got back.

I know his legacy is basically done in Dallas but I didn't know he would completely stop giving a shit. There were many times where he would just stand still on help defense and his man would make a wide open jumper off a cross court pass and another time he turned it over and didn't even bother to run back.

[Clipper Nation]

Thanks for going into tank mode in the 4th, Dallas :lol

[Jacob1983]

Other than Marion, Dirk has nothing to work with TBH. That's on Mark Cuban and Donnie Nelson.

[irishock]

Wasn't in Cuban's playbook to have Kidd back off on an agreement, Dwight to waive his ETO and DWill to be such a bitch.

[BUMP]

Other than Marion, Dirk has nothing to work with TBH. That's on Mark Cuban and Donnie Nelson.

Shocking news.

I'm hearing rumors circulating this area that the Dallas franchise may have made a mistake in not resigning the services of a certain 7 footer who now resides in the New York area.

[FkLA]

sup DUMP

[FkLA]

*BUMP

[rogues]

sup DUMP

Lol..

[DMC]

lol ESPN gushing about the Lakers, Magic "the mistake Metta made was he didn't give the ball to Kobe".

Same stupid takes, one guy says Kobe shoots too much, the other says Kobe needs to get the ball more. Metta missed a lay up. Giving the ball to Kobe wasn't the issue. Ah at least the Spurs got some side mention.

[DMC]

Wasn't in Cuban's playbook to have Kidd back off on an agreement, Dwight to waive his ETO and DWill to be such a bitch.

So Cuban rests his entire business on the decisions of hopefuls? Oh, and Kidd was the key. Got it.

[Jodelo]

Calling a Kobe game winner

:lolBest closer

[Jodelo]

...

Good game, congrats. :toast

[Clipper Nation]

Wasn't in Cuban's playbook to have Kidd back off on an agreement, Dwight to waive his ETO and DWill to be such a bitch.
How was DWill a bitch? Cuban didn't show up to the Mavs' meeting with him and didn't offer him the max, so it shouldn't be a surprise that DWill went elsewhere, tbh....

[irishock]

So Cuban rests his entire business on the decisions of hopefuls? Oh, and Kidd was the key. Got it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1474118-dirk-nowitzki-calls-out-mark-cuban-for-dallas-mavericks-flawed-rebuilding-plan

"It's going to be tough now," Nowitzki said after the Mavs' home overtime loss to the Western Conference cellar-dwelling New Orleans Hornets (http://bleacherreport.com/new-orleans-hornets). "I always liked to think you don't want to build your franchise on hope.

[DMC]

Only the stupid people would believe that shit. Cuban purged the payroll. He's a glorified fan who bought a team. He spent money and got a ring. He doesn't want to remain in the money for rings business, he's a rich man but he's not stupid. That's a game for larger markets that actually make a profit. He just sold that sob story to the fans after he sucked them in for season tickets. There's no uproar over it, it's just business as usual in Dallas. ESPN isn't doing exclusives, asking ex-Mavs how to fix the Mavs. Like SA, no one cares, which is evident if you look at the game recap of the LA/SA game. The entire article was about what LA did and did not do, and what they need to do. Even on this forum it seems to be the hive edict to fix the Lakers.

Personally I would like to see the Lakers fade away and be sold off. I would like to see Kobe ushered out AI style, riding the bench for sub-par teams (like LA), and eventually having his jersey retired in Turkey before selling everything he owns to pay child and spousal support.